Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

[polar bear]

Does anyone know what's going on with the sides of his forehead? He has these weird ridges forming:

It's called a temporal ridge, but Nick shouldn't worry about it, once he troons out, they can shave it off:

Thinking with the balldo or nobody else on lawtube wants to get within 50 feet of a Rekieta disaster stream?

My vote is: no one with an ounce of dignity wants to be anywhere near him. I was gathering some screencaps of his face from 1 year old streams, and it was a bit annoying cause he would have guests in almost every video.
Where did they all go? Where are all his pals and buddies now?

 

[Associate Rick]

man, that Elissa clip about renegotiations is insane, Nick seriously trying to "extort" rumble, saying that the platforms need to "fight for him".

"If Rumble can't handle me at my worst, then they sure as hell don't deserve me at my best." - Nick Rekieta

 

[Frank(en) Castle]

Pour up
DRINK

head shot
DRINK

Sit down
DRINK

stand up
DRINK

Pass out
DRINK

wake up
DRINK

Faded
DRINK

faded
DRINK

Now, I done grew up round some people livin' their life in bottles
Granddaddy had the golden flask backstroke every day in Chicago
Some people like the way it feel, some people wanna kill their sorrow
Some people wanna fit in with the popular that was my problem...

 

[Sharpeteer]

I fucking knew that Balldoman was going to pull the "It's funny/It's a joke" cope to justify anything Rumble related, now that he realized that the YouTube mid-switch to Rumble killed his YouTube career.

He is so predictable.

But guy, he had to do the mid switch to Rumble. If he cannot say the nigger and faggot words on live streams, then he simply cannot stream at all, plain and simple. He does whatever he wants, everything else be damned.

 

[Mister Friendly Dude]

But guy, he had to do the mid switch to Rumble. If he cannot say the nigger and faggot words on live streams, then he simply cannot stream at all, plain and simple. He does whatever he wants, everything else be damned.

I already said this several posts ago, but I guess he will pull the "I like Rumble because saying faggot and nigger is funny" but now since his numbers are horrid and we can speculate that Rumble is paying him less, will try and cope that "Saying faggot isn't funny anymore, what's funny is streaming on both platform guys, I like funny jokes".

 

[polar bear]

I already said this several posts ago, but I guess he will pull the "I like Rumble because saying faggot and nigger is funny" but now since his numbers are horrid and we can speculate that Rumble is paying him less, will try and cope that "Saying faggot isn't funny anymore, what's funny is streaming on both platform guys, I like funny jokes".

"Eating Doritos isn't funny anymore, what's superfunny is eating those almost-expired tortilla chips I got at a good discount at Dollar Store"

 

[PhoBingas]

>Sinus Pressure
>Headache
>bailing on another show
Well geez Nick, maybe if you put less amphetamines up your nose-holes, you'd have less sinus issues.

 

[feral cat #6385]

Edit to add: I’m not sure if it’s in any of the clips because it came up randomly, but Nick did say on stream he has a meeting with Locals today. So there’s that

"You only have three members left? What happened? No we aren't giving you a new contract. Are you out of your mind? "

That's not remotely enough. This fat motherfucker needs to lose a lot more.

I hate when this fat bastard eats a Dorito on stream. He needs to stop doing that. That is just increasing his vile obesity.

Nick is fat.

He really let himself go. I watched his stream for the first time in a long time last night and I thought he was PPP. He needs to go on a crash diet and lose at least 100 pounds pronto!

 

[Chibitzen]

So what I did I miss? I haven't been keeping up as I've been entertaining. Has Nick gone off the deep end to rail the Rumble execs on-stream yet?

The first Rust shooting trial is concluding and it has been a hoot. I wonder if this dipshit will sober up in time for Baldwin's trial? Or will he make heatstroke claims since it'll be mid-summer? Could be good content for the thread if he attempts and fails. Either way, I personally predict it will be a moneymaker for Lawtube if any of them can consistently stream.

 

[zimzam88]

Also fun fact: he has apparently adjusted his combover in response to the thread he doesn't read.

Another fun fact: It didn't help, he still looks like an unkempt hobo.

 

[Crocodylus Acutus]

He really let himself go. I watched his stream for the first time in a long time last night and I thought he was PPP. He needs to go on a crash diet and lose at least 100 pounds pronto!

Even Sean's skinnier than Nick now. I hate to suggest the shortcut way of losing weight, but maybe he should get liposuction?

 

[dustnight]

“Who said I was a good lawyer?”
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Edit to add: I’m not sure if it’s in any of the clips because it came up randomly, but Nick did say on stream he has a meeting with Locals today. So there’s that

"You can think whatever you want about whatever you want, I can tell you that everybody's theories about everything are always wrong so I don't care."

So does this mean those theories about Nick being a happily married man once upon a time are also wrong.

 

[Crocodylus Acutus]

"You can think whatever you want about whatever you want, I can tell you that everybody's theories about everything are always wrong so I don't care."

Okay, here's my theory:

Nick is a physically capable, healthy, and well adjusted man, who is happily married and spends plenty of time with his children. He most certainly doesn't have an issue with being an alcoholic, and his wife most definitely doesn't get fucked by other men. Also, there is no way that Nick is gay.

It's just a shame that my theory is wrong, according to Nick.

 

[sneedem&feedem]

I fucking knew that Balldoman was going to pull the "It's funny/It's a joke" cope to justify anything Rumble related, now that he realized that the YouTube mid-switch to Rumble killed his YouTube career.

He is so predictable.

Nobody killed Nick's career besides Nick. Let's look at Viva Frei's numbers. He is also law adjacent and offers a mid switch to Rumble and even further switch to Locals.

Youtube:


Rumble:


Now let's look at Nick.

Youtube:


Rumble:


Rumble is very clearly cooking the numbers but at least Viva's are in a similar ballpark. Nick's? Not even comparable. The problem isn't Rumble, it's Nick.

 

[Sewer Rat]

So what I did I miss? I haven't been keeping up as I've been entertaining. Has Nick gone off the deep end to rail the Rumble execs on-stream yet?

we are at an undisclosed end of rumble negotiations, Nick is trying to make it look like he has some big genius plan to make rumble pay him more while at the same time not needing a schedule, not streaming before on youtube and not streaming in locals, everyone can smell bullshit
Rumble probably told him that he could keep some kind of lesser contract, but still needs to stream on youtube, Nick is playing hard to get, let's see if he loses everything because of his pride and alcoholism

 

[Captain Manning]

Has Nick gone off the deep end to rail the Rumble execs on-stream yet?

No, but it's theorized that is coming. He was somewhat snarky towards Rumble last night, but not full on Ralphamale mode (yet).

The first Rust shooting trial is concluding and it has been a hoot.

I watched it off and on. I gather Gutierrez-Reed might be fucked.

I wonder if this dipshit will sober up in time for Baldwin's trial?

It might not even matter anymore. People will watch Sean's or somebody else's coverage at this point.

I mean, which would you rather watch during a criminal trial: The actual practicing criminal defense attorney who gives thoughtful insight, or the non-practicing dipshit drunkard?

 

[LiquidKid]

Kickers keep winning. I have nothing against Rumble and hope their platform succeeds but the technical issues are rough. They have improved the UI a bit and the site is more stable than the past but its still not up to the competition's standards. Kick IMO has a nicer UI (basically just a clone of Twitch), way better chat, and never has playback problems during a stream. The only reason why I watch MATI on Rumble is stream rollback while live (which Kick is supposed to get at some point).

I just wish kick wasn’t owned and funded by a degenerate gambling company. I sincerely wish it would spin off and become wholly independent from Stake

 

[DumbDude43]

I just wish kick wasn’t owned and funded by a degenerate gambling company. I sincerely wish it would spin off and become wholly independent from Stake

being run by the gambling company is the only way the site can survive lol, if they became independent from stake they would go bankrupt within months

 

[thebigdream]

"Eating Doritos isn't funny anymore, what's superfunny is eating those almost-expired tortilla chips I got at a good discount at Dollar Store"

It's just this funny thing where I - you guys don't get it, it's so weird - but I put the chip packet up to my mouth, and I, you know, pour down the very last crumbs so nothing goes to waste. Lady Rackets think it's hilarious, she's like Nick, if you keep just eating tortilla chips you're going to die. And I'm like um, what? When did you become my dietician? Forced laugh. But it's fine, it's fine. My doctor says I'm in good health, not that I trust what a fucking nerd has to say. Stephen Hawking was a doctor and look what happened to him, he, he couldn't walk...guys it's so funny, he's the smartest man alive and he can't figure out how to, how to walk...anyway what was I talking about

 

[AncientPhosphur]

What’s going on? Why is Rekieta talking about reducing the amount of drinking he’s doing?

Nick no! Stop! Drink more!