Patrick Sean Tomlinson / @stealthygeek / "Torque Wheeler" / @RealAutomanic / Kempesh / Padawan v2.5 - "Conservative" sci-fi author with TDS, armed "drunk with anger management issues" and terminated parental rights, actual tough guy, obese, paid Quasi, paid thousands to be repeatedly unbanned from Twitter

Why didn't he make his bones as a political pundit rather than someone who has successfully hired multiple ghostwriters? His takes on the modern political landscape are so fresh and insightful, he really could be a top-tier CNN Jeffrey Toobin-style commentator!
it would be great entertainment
imagine fat being live on cnn and going "no little baby child!" whenever someone disagrees with something
 
Gameshow Pat has returned to screech at fellow progressives for not simping hard enough for Biden, then ring the buzzer at his detractors.
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I think Patrick might be the only true Biden fan in existence. I don't think that anyone voted for Biden in 2020, they were voting against Trump. Now in '24 I have no idea how anyone can look upon the last 4 years and see a success. At worst a disaster, at best just mediocracy.
Also, damn, those replies, it just makes you wonder...
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I think Patrick might be the only true Biden fan in existence. I don't think that anyone voted for Biden in 2020, they were voting against Trump. Now in '24 I have no idea how anyone can look upon the last 4 years and see a success. At worst a disaster, at best just mediocracy.
Also, damn, those replies, it just makes you wonder...
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In fairness to Piggy, seeing as he treats all aspects of his life as a performance he's likely only a fan of Biden because he feels like he's supposed to be as an anti-Trumper. To him, not constantly sucking Bibble's cock and enthusiastically demonstrating your loyalty to the party means you aren't a real lefty.
 
I think Pat has an edge in the 2024 Julays. Despite being "lolcow of the year", more than half the people voting are only considering shit that happened in the past month or weeks. Pat had one of the biggest years of any lolcow since the 2007-2010 years of CWC, but because it was frontloaded January-September, a lot of the people voting didn't care. Biggest chimpouts from Pat this year though are gonna come from the election, ESPECIALLY if Trump wins. That gives him a strong finish for the year.
It's 50:50 for me between him and Rekieta, since they're both basically staring down the exact same events: disastrous court case, potential divorce arc, eventual bankruptcy and destitution (unless rich relatives bail them out again).

Plus they're both alcoholics, Pat just hides it better than Nick.
 
In fairness to Piggy, seeing as he treats all aspects of his life as a performance he's likely only a fan of Biden because he feels like he's supposed to be as an anti-Trumper. To him, not constantly sucking Bibble's cock and enthusiastically demonstrating your loyalty to the party means you aren't a real lefty.
If I may lumber back atop my psychology armchair here, I am of the belief that the quintessence of fat-fuck-friar-tuck-no-luck-sad-cuck.....ok imma stop trying to be creative and just stick with simple fat derogation......is contained within this xeet here
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I say this because it amply demonstrates the following

1. he is desperate above all else to be *seen* loudly applauding and cheering for current-thing​
2. he has zero self or social awareness and thus his vulgar displays of supporting current-thing are inevitably obnoxious and embarrassing as all hell​
3. he has fuck all actual interest or depth of knowledge and understanding of the current-thing he is obnoxiously supporting, and thus his obnoxious support is demonstrated solely by mindlessly being more extreme in loving it or (more common with fat) hating that which the media depicts as contrary to current-thing​
4. he is fat​
Ergo, should Biden for whatever reason wind up on the mainstream CNN tier liberal media shitlist, fatrick will be the first to loudly and hysterically denounce him as an anti-american traitor who should be raped in jail for his crimes
 
I do have to comment how some people here moralfag about O&A trolling plans and actions against Pat but 80% of the content of this thread comes off from the aforementioned actions by O&A
Those are often uninitiated newfags to the thread. Anyone who would take Pat's side either doesn't know how much of a hateable fat prick he is, or hasn't seen how funny the Pests are.

All credit for Patposting goes to the Funsters. That fact has never been in dispute, and we're not trying to steal it from them. Just because this thread is popular doesn't mean we played any part in Patstory.
 
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Plus they're both alcoholics, Pat just hides it better than Nick.
Pat's got an extra 200lbs of mass to help with the booze. That helps.

I still think Rekieta is mostly likely to be put out to pasture for '24, but if Pat does die of a heart attack when Trump wins, that would be funny too. Although I'd prefer none die, then there will be no more new laughs.
 
Pat, above all else, wants adoration. If he can't be seen as an intellectual, he wants to be seen as empathetic towards marginalized groups, hence his constant liberal cocksucking. The problem is Pat is very fat, very stupid and very selfish. So much so, that its incongruence does not register in his 1.7 GPA brain. You can't have empathy if you're a fucking narcissist and you can't be an intellectual when you're dumber than a bag of hammers.
 
Pat, above all else, wants adoration. If he can't be seen as an intellectual, he wants to be seen as empathetic towards marginalized groups, hence his constant liberal cocksucking. The problem is Pat is very fat, very stupid and very selfish. So much so, that its incongruence does not register in his 1.7 GPA brain. You can't have empathy if you're a fucking narcissist and you can't be an intellectual when you're dumber than a bag of hammers.
I don't even think it's about a need for adoration. That's a part of it, certainly, but I think that all of Pat's bizarre behavior stems from a complete lack of understanding of human interaction on a fundamental level. He's like a skinwalker whose entire understanding of humanity is based on secondhand information. He understands personhood enough to fake it in casual conversation, but dig any deeper and his words become babble, his demeanor disintigrates into a chorus of "no child"s.
 
I don't even think it's about a need for adoration. That's a part of it, certainly, but I think that all of Pat's bizarre behavior stems from a complete lack of understanding of human interaction on a fundamental level. He's like a skinwalker whose entire understanding of humanity is based on secondhand information. He understands personhood enough to fake it in casual conversation, but dig any deeper and his words become babble, his demeanor disintigrates into a chorus of "no child"s.
So what’s your theory then?

Is Fatrick an experimental creature constructed by pigs escaped from a research lab, with the purpose of infiltrating human society and finding a way of convincing humans to eat human rather than pig sausage?
 
So what’s your theory then?

Is Fatrick an experimental creature constructed by pigs escaped from a research lab, with the purpose of infiltrating human society and finding a way of convincing humans to eat human rather than pig sausage?
No my theory is that he's a fat faggot with bitch tits.
 
Why didn't he make his bones as a political pundit rather than someone who has successfully hired multiple ghostwriters? His takes on the modern political landscape are so fresh and insightful, he really could be a top-tier CNN Jeffrey Toobin-style commentator!
He should be Bidens press secretary.
 
Why didn't he make his bones as a political pundit rather than someone who has successfully hired multiple ghostwriters? His takes on the modern political landscape are so fresh and insightful, he really could be a top-tier CNN Jeffrey Toobin-style commentator!
I honestly think that was (someone's) plan (fats is too dumb to come up with it) - get a bunch of twitter followers via various nefarious means, wiggle into a writing contract, write a few books, make some viral tweets, get picked up as a commentator for CNN, retire in the easy life. The main hint is his insistance that he is "conservative".
 
With all this political drivel remember that he's conservative. Has he ever rationalized that with his dick riding for Biden? I feel like he said something like "real conservatives don't want Trump" which was something I feel like I remember hearing back when he ran, but not the other way.
He's not really a conservative. I assume he only says that he is so he sounds more credible. "I'm a conservative and even I don't want Trump or all this other stuff conservatives want."
It's like when Christians with an agenda bring in an "ex-" ("ex-satanist", "ex-gay", "ex-pornographer", etc.) to better illustrate their point.
 
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