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[DavidS877]

It really is kind of strange how troons spend years becoming master programmers,

No, they really don't.
Usually their skills are just slightly above Pajeet level. They're just really loud and obnoxious about it so people think they know how to program.

 

[Susanna]

No, they really don't.
Usually their skills are just slightly above Pajeet level. They're just really loud and obnoxious about it so people think they know how to program.

Oh, if you say so. I'm really not very good at programming, so I guess I just fell for the act.
I was just thinking people like Byuu. Isn't he particularly competent at 6502 assembly? (MIPS) assembler is one of the few languages I'm reasonably competent at, so I always thought mastering CISC instructions was really impressive. The other languages I know, C and Python, are either basically obsolete or just so popular that anything that isn't pure trash will stand out as a brilliant achievement.

 

[Blindeye]

Oh, if you say so. I'm really not very good at programming, so I guess I just fell for the act.
I was just thinking people like Byuu. Isn't he particularly competent at 6502 assembly? (MIPS) assembler is one of the few languages I'm reasonably competent at, so I always thought mastering CISC instructions was really impressive. The other languages I know, C and Python, are either basically obsolete or just so popular that anything that isn't pure trash will stand out as a brilliant achievement.

Byuu is an outlier and was an OG autistic coding wizard long before they turned tranny, and not at all indicative of the average troon coding skill (not to mention bsnes was generally always more of an interesting novelty than an actually useful piece of software for 99% of users)

 

[batteredpancakes]

TiF comes to the realization after 6 year on Testoterone that some people don't ever pass. moonbyjonghyun
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Do some people just never pass?

6 years on T and I look very much the same, no difference in face nor body. Had top surgery but because my hips are so wide it makes my proportions look pretty weird. Have some body hair but not much more than I did pre t, can't grow facial hair except a hint of stubble on the very edges of my upper lip. Have a deeper voice but not enough that people don't just think I'm a woman with a lower pitch.

Idk if it's genetics, I don't have a relationship with my family so can't find out.

I know you don't need to pass to be trans but it does make me feel like shit sometimes and additionally makes it unsafe in certain situations, I've been harassed in male bathrooms and detained in airports for instance.

This is just a vent I guess but tbh I don't think I'd have ever transitioned if I knew that thousands of pounds and years of my life down the line I still look exactly the same.

I don't understand how someone that's spent years being transgender could be this stupid. Did she really think every girl on Testosterone after a few years looks 100% like a man? Makes you wonder what kind of research these girls do before they transition. Is it just watching stupid YouTube and Tiktok shorts? Looking at Pinterest before/after pictures that the algorithm has carefully selected to entice interaction? No actual research like reading and looking at large samples of information?

It absolutely astounds me it could take her over half a decade of T (plus all her pre T years) to realize it doesn't make everyone pass. It such a basic thing you can observe with like 30mins of looking at any FTM subreddit. These people live in their own world. No wonder so many off themselves, it must be painful when the veil slips and they get a glimpse of reality.

 

[AGP]

TiF comes to the realization after 6 year on Testoterone that some people don't ever pass.

She should be thankful that at least she didn't develop a form of cancer.

 

[i440BX]

These gender practices/surgeries are not far from lobotomy practices.
I really feel sorry for those people that get suckered in. People should have more dignity that this ultra low level.

If Courteney haven't had him killed when she did she would have had him troon out later. He dodged the bullet but not the birdshot.

I know Kurt Cobain was a weirdo, saying that he is gay in soul. But did he really have troon tendencies? Also, what did Courtney to make him kill himself. I think he was too fucked in drugs.

No, they really don't.
Usually their skills are just slightly above Pajeet level. They're just really loud and obnoxious about it so people think they know how to program.

There are some that are indeed talented. But the issue is that they were normal men and then everything got fucked up. Is extreme gooning the culprit? Didn't really see IRL troons.

 

[Cougar Pump]

I don't understand how someone that's spent years being transgender could be this stupid. Did she really think every girl on Testosterone after a few years looks 100% like a man? Makes you wonder what kind of research these girls do before they transition. Is it just watching stupid YouTube and Tiktok shorts? Looking at Pinterest before/after pictures that the algorithm has carefully selected to entice interaction? No actual research like reading and looking at large samples of information?

It's because of the core tranny lie: "You were born the wrong gender". So obviously this means you correct a few things and you will become the Man/Woman you were always supposed to be!
Only those that are seduced by this untruth pursue it, and only those that pursue it end up facing the unavoidable truth that it's not real. So the whole thing self selects.

 

[i440BX]

It's because of the core tranny lie: "You were born the wrong gender". So obviously this means you correct a few things and you will become the Man/Woman you were always supposed to be!
Only those that are seduced by this untruth pursue it, and only those that pursue it end up facing the unavoidable truth that it's not real. So the whole thing self selects.

The detransitioners are part of the solution to clean this mess.

 

[The Noticer]

It's because of the core tranny lie: "You were born the wrong gender". So obviously this means you correct a few things and you will become the Man/Woman you were always supposed to be!
Only those that are seduced by this untruth pursue it, and only those that pursue it end up facing the unavoidable truth that it's not real. So the whole thing self selects.

It's truly tragic that we don't teach these people self acceptance, instead of reinforcing the notion "yes, your body is wrong"

 

[Elysian]

> the other staff were extremely sensitive
> my pronouns weren’t acknowledged

 

[Dirty Bird]

Rate me gay and late if this was already posted, but this isn't a loss per say, but a pooner is literally lost in the Pine Barrens of NJ. Not sure if it's appropriate to post it here.

When I first read the story yesterday it described a missing woman that was lost there and a search team was looking for her. This morning I was recommended an article about a man that was missing in the Pine Barrens with the same age, and I thought now two people were missing out there. That article stated the height was 4'4 (lol). I googled the name of the guy because I wanted to know if this was a literal midget they were talking about and wanted to see what he looked like, and here was the image I got:

Now when you google about it, there are one or two articles from local news sites that have more up to date pictures of the pooner, but most of the articles still have the one above.

Link to the article.

Police are asking for help finding a Northfield resident whose vehicle was found in Batso.

Elliot Ganiel, 32, was reported missing Saturday night from the 400 block of Davis Avenue, Capt. Stephen Steinecke said.

Ganiel was discovered missing after a family member got a call from the N.J. State Police that his vehicle was found at the Mullica River Canoe Landing in Batso. The vehicle had personal items that were left behind, according to the report.

Police originally released his name as Heather, but those close to Ganiel explained he had his name legally changed and does not look like the photos portraying a woman.

Steinecke later said police confirmed his new name.

Friends say he had a buzz cut and deep voice, and always wears black skinny jeans and a white Pokemon belt.

The family had not seen Ganiel for three days at that time, Steinecke said.

The area was searched by multiple agencies, including police from Northfield, Hamilton and Egg Harbor townships and Beach Haven, along with State Police, State Park Police, the state Office of Emergency Management, Atlantic County OEM, the Atlantic County Sheriff’s Office, Sweetwater Volunteer Fire Company, and numerous dive teams, K-9s, drone units and FLIR systems.

The local police have since uploaded updated pics to their Facebook page, but this must have been confusing to police and the public in the area. Sorry for the format, mobilefag. Edited for the 100th time: there is a duplication of a photo and I'm too retarded to take it out. So sorry about that.

Some of the updated pictures:

 

[Road Work Ahead]

I think I know, but ...
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... perhaps I am kidding myself about my alleged knowledge of arcane female lore?

>"this sport bra"

Has this troon been wearing the same singular bra for a whole year? Imagine the smell...

 

[Hepativore]

Jazz Jennings is one person I actually do feel sympathy for, as it is clear that the only reason he is "trans" and got SRS is because of being groomed by his insane mother.

 

[Mutthole]

Receiving a congratulatory rotdog card is an L in any alphabet …

 

[Mexican Molotov Marauder]

>"this sport bra"

Has this troon been wearing the same singular bra for a whole year? Imagine the smell...

I just know he washed it as often as he did his hair. I'd also bet money if you flashed a black light on that sports bra it would glow brighter than a fed.

 

[Standardized Profile]

I wanna be a man / No, not like that #134,582:

Should have posted to r/mtf, they know all about hair removal.

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r/ftm

•Posted by u/SadieAndSunshine

Facial Hair​

I’m 8 months on T and somehow overnight it feels like, my facial hair is growing so fast I’m having a 5 o’clock shadow I swear! However, facial hair is not something I want as a part of my transition and I really don’t see that changing. I get very overstimulated by things on my face and hair isn’t an option for me.
That being said, has anyone had any experience with laser removal, electrolysis, or like any at home methods? I’m not sure I’ll find any advice here because I know my situation is not the norm here. But figured I would ask anyways!

Who does this remind me of...?

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r/ftm

•Posted by u/WaitImAnAdult
20.05.2022 06.11.2023

Messed up and accidentally shared my deadname at work​

Feel like crawling out my skin so I just need somewhere to vent.
I'm a full grown business man, no one at my work knows my deadname, I'm the top of the chain so literally not even like an HR department, no one. I went to great length to protect this information. But they know I'm trans, nobody discusses it but everyone knows, I don't mind.
So I went to email one of my employees off my phone and didn't realise till a few emails into the chain that for some god damn mysterious reason my phone sent it from an OLD email from when I was a teenager. I didn't even know that address was on my phone and it definitley wasn't the one I was on when I clicked write email, shouldn't even have been an option as I don't even have my employees email on that account! Embarrassing as it is. But now I wanna crawl inside my skin cause the email is literally fulldeadname@hotmail.com and a stupid picture of me as a teenage girl.
Mortified. Do I address it when I see them and ask them to pretend they didn't see it? Do I ignore it and pretend it never happened? Idk, but I hate this.

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[TroonFiringSquad]

If that first picture is the guy at 39, turning 40 this year, then boy... That's a hard 39.

 

[Susanna]

If that first picture is the guy at 39, turning 40 this year, then boy... That's a hard 39.

He's got renal cancer, that's probably why he looks so very bad even by troon standards.

 

[Mitt Doggy Dogg]

wdf a hormone blocker implant? So they implant a device to dish out the blockers? You don't take a pill/shot daily? And of course the doctors don't tell you everything

I can't believe this is even something he has to think about. lmfao This shit happens

... perhaps I am kidding myself about my alleged knowledge of arcane female lore?

As all males he only knows how bras come off, maybe not even that.

 

[Hepativore]

wdf a hormone blocker implant? So they implant a device to dish out the blockers? You don't take a pill/shot daily? And of course the doctors don't tell you everything

It is similar to hormonal birth control implants that women can get like Nexplanon from what I gather.

No other patient-advising process is as rushed through and as sloppy as people looking to get HRT and SRS.