Careercow Jack Russell Scalfani / Cooking With Jack / Jack on the Go Show / jakatak - YouTube "Celebrity" "Chef", Living Encyclopedia of Gluttony-Induced Maladies, Salmonella Elemental

[lindsayfan]

What a waste of time. Why bother doing all the hassle to go to a Restaurant only to eat Fried Eggs with some strips of Bacon? Is he having a hangover?

fucking strokebrain put the wrong intro. the best part of jack on the go is that demented song and slideshow followed by the WHUMP etc. and this monster had to deny me even that tiny pleasure.

jack was convinced cracker barrell is DOOMED because they started selling beer 4 years ago. "it used to be a family restaurant." so?? are they giving whiskey to tweens? not everyone is a southern baptist teetotaller, beer and wine are very normal things to consume with meals for most of the western world.

Good to know they were "kinda empty, kinda busy" though, whatever that means.

it was such an important insight he had to share it with us twice

 

[Bassomatic]

What a waste of time. Why bother doing all the hassle to go to a Restaurant only to eat Fried Eggs with some strips of Bacon? Is he having a hangover?

I am a diner fan. Big time, I love the basic bitch diner meal of two eggs toast and meat hash browns and that 4oz cup of coffee you get refilled 11 times.

I gotta admit, this place I never hit. Because well I rather support my local diner save money and there's better places for southern stuff and or brunch here. I do not have a dislike of CB, heck id try it.
I love the two orders of hash browns and "didn't" eat them. Yeah ok. I understand more and value but jacks like the poor trash who gets "everything free" on a hoagie or sandwich. They locally call that a Canadian special. No if you really don't want it don't get it. Some places will even reduce the bill (happens more than you think I have a family member who's a vegetarian but chill about it). But we all know fatty ate those.

This video was longer but all filler. It does hit a few of my favorite memes like "pictures on the menu mean good" and watching Tammy prep her biscuits and Jack gets snarky "like an art project" I bet good money he was going nuts watching her butter not fast enough ate it off camera.

Starting the video out cracker barrel sold out with booze. Because the gayest man next to rip Taylor needs to remind us he's a good not drinker just a son choker. Fat faggot. Booze prints money for restaurants. He could have even brought up a legit position of some places slack on food after getting a bar crowd. But no has to be framed holier than thou.

 

[LaughJoke2.0]

What a waste of time. Why bother doing all the hassle to go to a Restaurant only to eat Fried Eggs with some strips of Bacon? Is he having a hangover?

"But I'm not going to eat it" Bull Fucking Shit all you need to say is "I want this but no hash browns please" and done you won't get them. Any place will do it if they can save food while charging you for it it's all a win for them.

 

[Falcon Sebben]

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Da Fuq is Fatty trying to say here? I know he uses speech to text and that part I can figure out but a "strategic" post? Nothing this bloated sac of semi-sentient hog fat has ever done has been "strategic".

What a waste of time. Why bother doing all the hassle to go to a Restaurant only to eat Fried Eggs with some strips of Bacon? Is he having a hangover?

And of course he had to order TWO orders of the hash brown casserole but he's not going to eat them. That's also more than just a spoonful unless you're talking one of those big serving spoons?

Good to know they were "kinda empty, kinda busy" though, whatever that means.

He wanted them to fail because they introduced beer and wine and is pissed that they're still successful. You're not fooling anybody Fatty. We all know you want to drink.

But you could hear more people than what he showed so I'm guessing there's another part of the restaurant that is also filling up.

 

[Fortnite Bear]

What a waste of time. Why bother doing all the hassle to go to a Restaurant only to eat Fried Eggs with some strips of Bacon? Is he having a hangover?

Oh, what a surprise that serving alcohol and getting rid of the Duck Dynasty merch didn't destroy the business. Jack needs to get off Facebook.

"oh, cool"

 

[densedance]

 

[Falcon Sebben]

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I had to giggle at "viscous" stroke and the implication that eating out like this will kill him.

 

[Marc]

I had to giggle at "viscous" stroke

You know Jack’s a good Christian; because his blood is thicker than bread and water.

 

[EatBeforeYouEat]

Jack is so pathetic that he is going to incredible lengths to maintain his 100% devoted carniwhore LARP. For years this fatass had to display his hideous visage to the world as he gorged himself on all types of food on Fat on the Go. The fact he has outsourced non-meat item taste tests to Hammy and her guests shows how much of a concession he has made just to own the hadurs who keep calling him out for not even following his own bullshit diet properly. He can go #nga all day like the sped he is but Jack essentially lives online to prove himself to the hadurs. Sometimes in his videos he actually says stuff like "I'm sorry but I just feel great no matter what anyone says." The landwhale doth protest too much, methinks.

 

[ZipDisk]

I imagine if you read Jack the bene gesserit litany, Jack would look like a confused dog. And then he'd get angry.

WHUT THAT SUPOSSEDA MEAN?

I like that Jack is angry about hats. That means his aren't selling (Shocker!)

I do find it funny that PC managed to combine hot dogs and DUNE with dune dogs. Well done!

Jack Scalfani: Useless pole.

 

[AltisticRight]

You know Jack’s a good Christian; because his blood is thicker than bread and water.

He would be in dire danger if his blood was thinner than water.

Though, I guess his blood could do with some thinning. It's probably thicker than pig lard.

 

[Doctor of Autism]

You know if Jack wasn't so stroke brained, he'd complain about Dune for having political agendas by "promoting jihad"

 

[Vect]

I wish Jack would experiment with more types of American cuisine just so I can get more tasty insights from annoyed Kiwis.

 

[semitooth]

imagine sitting across from your spouse while you are out to dinner and hes just fimling himself talking to a camera slurring a review (and lying) for his dead youtube channel

 

[Cougar Pump]

imagine sitting across from your spouse while you are out to dinner and hes just fimling himself talking to a camera slurring a review (and lying) for his dead youtube channel

"Just keep it together, Tammy. Ride this out, this too will pass. You may have hitched your trailer to this wagon in gross error, but soon enough he'll be gone and you'll be free and clear to live your best life. At least the kids turned out vaguely functional, perhaps they will even do something to help into your old age."

 

[eatler]

I wish Jack would experiment with more types of American cuisine just so I can get more tasty insights from annoyed Kiwis.

I’m hoping for more 1970s jello disasters.

 

[SandyCat]

What a waste of time. Why bother doing all the hassle to go to a Restaurant only to eat Fried Eggs with some strips of Bacon? Is he having a hangover?

His voice sounds awful. Are we already nearing another stroke arc?

 

[eatler]

His voice sounds awful. Are we already nearing another stroke arc?

He’s starting to sound like mike from breaking bad.

 

[Adamska]

If you're wondering why this fat faggot ordered two servings of hash brown casserole; it's because it is specifically for him, no matter how hard he lies shittily. He loves that dish, and once got so pissed off that he had to pay more for a full portion vs a side portion he made a spite video that tried to damage Cracker Barrel's customer retention.

He's making this video specifically BECAUSE he wanted it again, but realized he had to lie about it because of his fake as shit diet and because he claimed he never will eat here again because REEE I TRIED TO SCAM THEM FOR PORTIONS AND GOT BTFO'ED.

Also the rage filled "thanks mom" posting is funny given how much this bitch uses his mom's corpse to justify his behavior.

 

[I am Jack's dead arm]

Only Jack would complain about the portions at Cracker Barrel. Used to go there with my ex. Even when she was pregnant and I was a fatass, we would still bring like half our food home.