Keffals / Clara Sorrenti / Lucas John Roberts / Queen Clara the Fart Dominatrix / SorrentiThott - Twitter / Twitch slacktivist. Obsessed with being famous. Operator of the Catboy Ranch. Canadian T-Girl porn star and independent Fart Fetish / Findom Dominatrix. Personally sponsored sending Chinese HRT from Brazil to children without parental consent.

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Happy 3600 pages. I made a special Keffals song using suno.ai to celebrate the continued downfall of Lucas. I hope you like it:

Konstant Keffails


Born Lucas Roberts, in London Ontario.
He'll own you on Twitter, with a ratio.
He was groomed, online by a furry.
Even tried to screw, his dog Daisy.
When his father dropped, he used all his money.
To fly to Thailand, and chop off his pee pee.

Tried to use Chris Chan, got hit with the curse.
Shadowbanned on Twitter, how can this get worse?
He tried, now hit with the curse,
Shadowbanned on Twitter, how can this get worse?

The GoFundMe grift, is running dry.
Now everyone, sees through his lie.
Even Dong Gone, is done with him.
His future prospects, are looking slim.
And even after every failed endeavor,
Null still wants him to live forever!

Keffals' own forum, it came and went.
Then his rip off wiki, joined the 41%.
Scared awake? More like bored asleep?
Defending Vaush? What a creep!
Posts another video, saying he's done.
What's wrong Lucas? I thought you won.

Told four fake stories, about the cops.
Keeps baiting drama, he never stops.
His content quality, is low and choppy.
He once told Josh, one day he'd get sloppy.

Owned by Ethan Klein and Destiny,
He ran away, from debating Augie.
Owned by Leafy, faildoxed Winter,
His only friend left, is fucking Tipster.

Psychomotor retardation, makes his videos slow.
Spends his so-called legal fees, on benzos and blow.
Sponsors DIY HRT, with loli box arts.
His tears on TV, are faker than his farts.

He gives catboy collars, to groomed guys.
He's balding hard, got Peter Lorre eyes.
His wigglers wiggle, but the farmers sneed.
Lucas copes and dilates, because he can't breed.

2024, a year of nothing but Keffails.
Only Ls for Lucas, the Farms prevails.
Keffail after fail, one after another.
Hunchbacked creep skinwalks, as his own mother.

Led the campaign against the Farms, but people no longer care.
The Farms is still running, without CloudFlare.
Lucas tells his fans that it's over, it never begun...

What's wrong Lucas? I thought you won?
 
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Faggot retweeted his support for Folf
 
PS. I am subscribed to the troons channel on YT but these 2 videos didn't show up for me on my subscription feed; wonder what' up...
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This is what Keffals has to say on the subject.
I'm no YT expert, but isn't that quite counterproductive, if you want to boost the engagement? With watchtime and interactions in the first 24h being crucial, I would spam a new video on every platform.

There's no gain into sabotaging a video like this... unless... unless I'd want to appear to a bunch of normies without any prior knowledge of me as a measurate, reasonable Youtube philosopher, without the video being already loaded with critical comments (does Keffals moderate his own comment section? How well, if yes?)?

Dunno, I welcome anyone with a better opinion on the topic to chime in...
 
I can't even begin to explain how scared I am after 3600 pages. This evening when I was reading the thread on my Nintendo Wii tablet while it was getting dark on a pathway not far from my basement, a troon came up out of nowhere and threatened me with some DIY HRT... It's all a blur to me now and it happened all so fast but it was fucking terrifying, xir was a bigger build and I think xir thought I am a cis fascist at first because I was waring a Harry Potter t-shirt and then when xir saw me up close he called me a niggerfaggot. When I tried to unleash my patronum excalibur xir punched me really hard in the face, hitting my nose so I used my wand to push away the DIY HIV, infecting my hands all over and barely grazing my face. I FUCKING RAN HOME as fast as I possibly could. When I got home my mom took care of me and I tould her what happened, she cleared me up and just ... I'm still so shaken up. I'm okay physically for the most part, my hand is still in tons of pain but nothing is broken. Mentally though? I'm just ... I don't even know. I'm still processing what happened. No one should ever have to experience something like this but here's to 3600 more pages :drink:
 
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Faggot retweeted his support for Folf
I feel like this is one of those stories that’s just way too over the top to be true. Someone probably called him a fag on the way home and he felt the need to add some zest to the story. (Just being called a fag won’t give you those sweet sweet likes.)

Pics of these injuries or I call bullshit.
 
The Vaush and Hbomberguy Situation is Insane... (07/03/2024)
[Archive]

I am Horrified... (07/03/2024)
[Archive]


PS. I am subscribed to the troons channel on YT but these 2 videos didn't show up for me on my subscription feed; wonder what' up...
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I can't even begin to explain how scared I am after 3600 pages. This evening when I was reading the thread on my Nintendo Wii tablet while it was getting dark on a pathway not far from my basement, a troon came up out of nowhere and threatened me with some DIY HRT... It's all a blur to me now and it happened all so fast but it was fucking terrifying, xir was a bigger build and I think xir thought I am a cis fascist at first because I was waring a Harry Potter t-shirt and then when xir saw me up close he called me a niggerfaggot. When I tried to unleash my patronum excalibur xir punched me really hard in the face, hitting my nose so I used my wand to push away the DIY HIV, infecting my hands all over and barely grazing my face. I FUCKING RAN HOME as fast as I possibly could. When I got home my mom took care of me and I tould her what happened, she cleared me up and just ... I'm still so shaken up. I'm okay physically for the most part, my hand is still in tons of pain but nothing is broken. Mentally though? I'm just ... I don't even know. I'm still processing what happened. No one should ever have to experience something like this but here's to 3600 more pages :drink:
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Seems like the troon has lost over 600 sub recently
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I feel like this is one of those stories that’s just way too over the top to be true. Someone probably called him a fag on the way home and he felt the need to add some zest to the story. (Just being called a fag won’t give you those sweet sweet likes.)

Pics of these injuries or I call bullshit.
This story is giving me massive Jussie Smollett vibes.
 
Happy 3600 everyone!

Also wanted to ask... If we watch a YT embed on here does it count as a view for keffals on YT? If so, I'm only watching the archives going forward.
 
Pics of these injuries or I call bullshit.
There are pics in the relevant thread, though since the person is a furry troon, it could certainly still be bullshit (either self-inflicted, or a deserved beatdown).

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I don't know anything about the guy except that he kinda looks like young Lucas with zoomer faggot hair.

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The Vaush and Hbomberguy Situation is Insane... (07/03/2024)
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I am Horrified... (07/03/2024)
[Archive]


PS. I am subscribed to the troons channel on YT but these 2 videos didn't show up for me on my subscription feed; wonder what' up...
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The Vaush and Hbomberguy Situation is Horrible


I'm Horrified.
 
tl;dw: TikTok is good because it radicalizes Americans to set themselves on fire for Palestine or something, but it's also bad because nazis or something. In conclusion, TikTok is a land of contrasts, but it's mostly good because Keffals wants to watch videos of some guy mixing water.

I'm dumber after having watched that.

Also,

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tl;dw: TikTok is good because it radicalizes Americans to set themselves on fire for Palestine or something, but it's also bad because nazis or something. In conclusion, TikTok is a land of contrasts, but it's mostly good because Keffals wants to watch videos of some guy mixing water.

I'm dumber after having watched that.

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the last thing i saw about tiktok was news that a kid died from either eating or huffing spray paint as part of a tiktok challenge. so it seems to me like keffals just takes joy from children getting hurt or just outright dying from the improper use of chemicals.
 
Tik Tok has not gotten banned, an unanimous House panel just approved a bill to be voted on. What's the "media control" and "Israel/Palestine" aspect supposed to be here? Is he saying that stuff is banned on Twitter and everywhere else?

I'm not entirely sure this bill is legal but Democrats are equally eager for it as the GOP is. If it's not about China then why would they allow it time to sell itself out of Chinese control? Why would it not be banned at all if that happens? (China might allow this, China is already served a completely different Tik Tok and the CCP has no problem operating controlling shell companies in the West.)
 
Happy 3600 everyone!

Also wanted to ask... If we watch a YT embed on here does it count as a view for keffals on YT? If so, I'm only watching the archives going forward.
That's why everything is in invidius now.
tl;dw: TikTok is good because it radicalizes Americans to set themselves on fire for Palestine or something, but it's also bad because nazis or something. In conclusion, TikTok is a land of contrasts, but it's mostly good because Keffals wants to watch videos of some guy mixing water.

I'm dumber after having watched that.

Also,

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TikTok gives us new cat videos. It's a okay to me.
the last thing i saw about tiktok was news that a kid died from either eating or huffing spray paint as part of a tiktok challenge. so it seems to me like keffals just takes joy from children getting hurt or just outright dying from the improper use of chemicals.
People were trying to kill themselves off of Youtube "challenges" before TikTok was a thing. If they're stupid enough to do that let them die.
 
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