Caden Wayne Scholeck / Jade Scholeck / BlueFolf / Blue / a gassy femdom - Parasitic clout chaser. Macrophiliac scat fetishist. Shitted on a plate and filmed it. Left a disabled woman in crippling debt. Tried to sue a Twitter gimmick account and failed. Disowned by father. Lied about being assaulted. + His Orbiters and A-logs

Poofolf update: xe got attacked by a heckin’ ValidLs bigot. (Archive)
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‘I think he thought I was a cis female at first’ lol, lmao even. Did the knife clap when you pushed it away, Caden?

I’ll take “shit that never happened” for 200 please.


Now just looking at the post, pics of this faggot and skimming the op, loads of shit doesn’t add up.

First the crime; crime is on the rise everywhere however, people do not tend to go out alone with a knife assumedly to get money although I think Bluewolf is trying to insinuate that the guy was after Bussy?
Anyway, that kind of violent crime is normally premeditated to a certain degree with a mark already picked out. number two, muggers tend to go in groups and you escaping is normally not part of the plan.
This is like what a kid who grew up on 90s movies thinks a mugger is which is like a single white guy who walks around in a trenchcoat with a knife when in reality, it’s like six or eight black teenagers with white tops and weapons.

Second, the motive, the guy does the classic tranny thing of trying to say even though he got assaulted, he passed because the guy mistook him for a woman. I’m sorry dude, but I don’t believe that anyone mistakes you for a woman, even in the dark of night because men walk different than women (especially if this tranny was just going out for a walk by himself I doubt he was fronting, and I don’t even think he’d bother wearing a dress if he’s just going for a walk).

Plus, the location doesn’t make a lot of sense. I don’t know where this guy lives but I doubt the city since there were no other witnesses and if it was a suburbs, again, people don’t tend to wander the suburbs or lightly populated areas with knives to just have a chance of mugging someone.


Also, if this guy was going up to assumably mug or rape, a woman, but then found out it’s a man… would he immediately just end up getting angry and calling him a tranny? I think it’s more likely that if he was planning to mug you he would’ve mugged you no matter what, instead of letting his hatred of troons, take over him and let you escape.
And if this was a rapist… Did he have a van or a car? Was he just gonna rape this woman in the middle of the street? Again, these things tend to be extremely premeditated and not really something you bring a knife for.


Lastly is this brave trannies daring escape, there’s the whole thing that his face got stabbed when he trying to get away…. How are you getting slashed in the face if your running away? Unless you were trying to run past the guy? if you’re going out for a walk, your instinct would’ve told you to run back the way you came from so I don’t even know how you would get stabbed in the face.



This story is fictional.
 
betting he wasn't attacked and is just using this "attack" to get clout/sympathy. I love how he has to mention him passing despite it not being relevant to what happened he's just coping with the fact that he doesn't pass and he never will.

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I call bullshit. The details don’t add up and Caden is a moron that can’t keep lies straight. If he did get cut, he probably sliced his hand with a knife while trying to open an Amazon or furry dildo package and a lightbulb turned on in his head. He’s a known grifter. Grifters gotta grift.
 
Caden has posted evidence in response to someone calling him out. (Archive)
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So our resident pedopoopoopuppygirl has indeed eaten a knuckle sandwich. There are two possible scenarios here:

1. Caden got mugged by a crackhead and decides to become the next Nex Benedict even though it definitely wasn’t a hate crime
2. Caden got caught stalking a minor and got punched by said minor’s parent. Of course, he can’t declare that he got smacked for being the furfag version of EDP, so he plays it off as a ‘hate crime by le ebil twansphobes’

Either way, there was no hate crime. Also ‘cutting up my hand all over’ lol lmao even, cats scratch people much worse than that

EDIT: Caden has jumped onto his alt to cry about having to provide evidence of a crime. (Archive) Here is the ‘evidence’.


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Poofolf update: xe got attacked by a heckin’ ValidLs bigot. (Archive)
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‘I think he thought I was a cis female at first’ lol, lmao even. Did the knife clap when you pushed it away, Caden?
Years ago I used to know a man who, if you took his word for it, was physically assaulted by customers at his job once or twice a week, every week, and frequently witnessed serious crimes but never did anything about it, but a critical eye reading his stories could easily deduce what really happened, and what parts of the story are fact and where it becomes fiction. Because of this, I'm very familiar with the type of behavior that leads to stories like this and I consider myself better than the average person at sussing out fake and gay shit like this. Not just "is it fake" but where in the story the fakeness starts, and what the truth really is.

What actually happened is someone gave him the side eye, or the stink eye, or some other type of eye, and/or laughed at him behind his back, and he said and did nothing, and that was the interaction. He went home like normal and that was it. It made him feel bad, and he wants to vent to others, but merely telling the truth isn't gonna cut it because the truth is boring and hardly anybody would care. So he starts to punch it up, to create a story from that nucleus that will get sympathy, and you have this. Add some self-injury to "prove" it after the fact.

I used to tell tall tales like this when I was in third grade. I haven't since. Most people are the same, but not Caden.
 
Caden has posted evidence in response to someone calling him out. (Archive)
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So our resident pedopoopoopuppygirl has indeed eaten a knuckle sandwich. There are two possible scenarios here:

1. Caden got mugged by a crackhead and decides to become the next Nex Benedict even though it definitely wasn’t a hate crime
2. Caden got caught stalking a minor and got punched by said minor’s parent. Of course, he can’t declare that he got smacked for being the furfag version of EDP, so he plays it off as a ‘hate crime by le ebil twansphobes’

Either way, there was no hate crime. Also ‘cutting up my hand all over’ lol lmao even, cats scratch people much worse than that

EDIT: Caden has jumped onto his alt to cry about having to provide evidence of a crime. (Archive) Here is the ‘evidence’.


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For any users reading this, if you are violently attacked and fled before reporting the perpetrator to the police, and they have yet to be apprehended, you may be tempted to post your wounds on the internet for clout.

Don't do this.

This is eerily similar to a situation I recall seeing many, many years ago with some other internet sadsack I once followed. I'll stake my claim now. Caden was trying to score marijuana, walked up to some shady dealer, and got mugged for it. It would explain why he's umming and arring over calling the cops over it, since I believe it's illegal in Georgia where he lives.

Is this the most likely scenario? I'll be the first to say "absolutely not." But that's my lofty prediction.
 
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Unintentionally showing how being stuck in your house and terminally online for over a year can fuck up a somewhat normal person.

Being stuck inside isn't good, but the A Wyatt Man image came to my mind when I saw it:
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I think the "Discord Media machine" would be more fitting
 
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Caden has posted evidence in response to someone calling him out. (Archive)
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So our resident pedopoopoopuppygirl has indeed eaten a knuckle sandwich. There are two possible scenarios here:

1. Caden got mugged by a crackhead and decides to become the next Nex Benedict even though it definitely wasn’t a hate crime
2. Caden got caught stalking a minor and got punched by said minor’s parent. Of course, he can’t declare that he got smacked for being the furfag version of EDP, so he plays it off as a ‘hate crime by le ebil twansphobes’

Either way, there was no hate crime. Also ‘cutting up my hand all over’ lol lmao even, cats scratch people much worse than that

EDIT: Caden has jumped onto his alt to cry about having to provide evidence of a crime. (Archive) Here is the ‘evidence’.


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Damn, no one should be attacked. Was his dad not around to hel....oh nevermind.
 
Caden has posted evidence in response to someone calling him out. (Archive)
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So our resident pedopoopoopuppygirl has indeed eaten a knuckle sandwich. There are two possible scenarios here:

1. Caden got mugged by a crackhead and decides to become the next Nex Benedict even though it definitely wasn’t a hate crime
2. Caden got caught stalking a minor and got punched by said minor’s parent. Of course, he can’t declare that he got smacked for being the furfag version of EDP, so he plays it off as a ‘hate crime by le ebil twansphobes’

Either way, there was no hate crime. Also ‘cutting up my hand all over’ lol lmao even, cats scratch people much worse than that

EDIT: Caden has jumped onto his alt to cry about having to provide evidence of a crime. (Archive) Here is the ‘evidence’.


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Good. I hope the crackhead got some money for crack.

The fact he’s not talking about who did it has me thinking he got culturally enriched. If it was for talking to a minor, he would’ve been arrested too. This was a 1350.
 
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For any users reading this, if you are violently attacked and fled before reporting the perpetrator to the police, and they have yet to be apprehended, you may be tempted to post your wounds on the internet for clout.

Don't do this.

This is eerily similar to a situation I recall seeing many, many years ago with some other internet sadsack I once followed. I'll stake my claim now. Caden was trying to score marijuana, walked up to some shady dealer, and got mugged for it. It would explain why he's umming and arring over calling the cops over it, since I believe it's illegal in Georgia where he lives.

Is this the most likely scenario? I'll be the first to say "absolutely not." But that's my lofty prediction.
If this is over weed, honestly I'm chuckling. Don't do crimes, you won't get hurt. He should have brought a knife or something if he was trying to get drugs. Jeez.
 
Caden has posted evidence in response to someone calling him out. (Archive)
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So our resident pedopoopoopuppygirl has indeed eaten a knuckle sandwich. There are two possible scenarios here:

1. Caden got mugged by a crackhead and decides to become the next Nex Benedict even though it definitely wasn’t a hate crime
2. Caden got caught stalking a minor and got punched by said minor’s parent. Of course, he can’t declare that he got smacked for being the furfag version of EDP, so he plays it off as a ‘hate crime by le ebil twansphobes’

Either way, there was no hate crime. Also ‘cutting up my hand all over’ lol lmao even, cats scratch people much worse than that

EDIT: Caden has jumped onto his alt to cry about having to provide evidence of a crime. (Archive) Here is the ‘evidence’.


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Lmao the audacity of this troon
"Why should I have to provide proof to my retarded claims? It's not like I'm a well-known liar who makes shit up all the time and conned people out of thousands of dollars! Oh the Humanity!"
Yes, Cade, you do have to post proof if you're going to make up a story about a serious issue. Nobody will take your word for it
 
Caden has posted evidence in response to someone calling him out. (Archive)
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So our resident pedopoopoopuppygirl has indeed eaten a knuckle sandwich. There are two possible scenarios here:

1. Caden got mugged by a crackhead and decides to become the next Nex Benedict even though it definitely wasn’t a hate crime
2. Caden got caught stalking a minor and got punched by said minor’s parent. Of course, he can’t declare that he got smacked for being the furfag version of EDP, so he plays it off as a ‘hate crime by le ebil twansphobes’

Either way, there was no hate crime. Also ‘cutting up my hand all over’ lol lmao even, cats scratch people much worse than that

EDIT: Caden has jumped onto his alt to cry about having to provide evidence of a crime. (Archive) Here is the ‘evidence’.


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“I can’t believe I need evidence to prove something!!!!!!!!!!!!!”

I think the poop is starting to clog up his brain and we are witnessing the slow death of his cognitive functioning.
 
I can't wait for the fursuit firearm selfies.

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>Self Defence Weapon

He’s probably gonna get a can of mace because he’s a HEAKIN VALID GURL AND GURLS USE MACE!

This nigga lives in Georgia so imma assume he was knocked the fuck out by a based black man drug dealer because ain’t no way this tranny ain’t on some drugs.
Then he made up some shit about being mistaked for a girl because trannies always gotta feel validated even when they’re gonna die.

Hope he makes another gofundme and takes a bunch of money from suckers.
 
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