Chantal Sarault / Chantal Al-Refae / Foodie Beauty - Delusional drug fiend hamplanet mukbanger from Canada trying to be a glamorous online influencer. Pathological liar, huge bitch, narcissist, animal abuser

[Emperor Gunt The Third]

okay i wasnt totally sold on the 'they give groceries to salah's family' thing, but i am now. why would she need two bags of lemons, like 4 bags of carrots, plus all those other vegetables? theres absolutely zero chance she'll use all that before it rots. 'round two' of groceries also shows several bags of bread 'for the freezer'.

I took believed this but I do genuinely think all this food is for them. Firstly, it is Ramaham soon so they need t be stocked up for the month, they usually do big grocery halls and I imagine it's because it's probably easier for Chantal and Salah because we saw when they actually went to the grocery store she needed to sit back in the car half-way through, so it makes sense to do bigger monthly shops.

You are correct, her groceries do start to rot. In a video last month (chicken pot pie?) we saw her vegetables in the sink and they looked rotted, carrotts, cauliflower but that's what happens when you are confined to your shitbox and can't even handle weekly grocery shopping like a normal person, fuck I a lot of the time daily grocery shop depending on how busy I am with work or life etc. Chantal doesn't need to worry about that though.

All joking aside, if she doesn’t get her ass back to Canada like NOW and really follow through with doctors appointments I think she’ll die before the end of 2024. I don’t know if her heart, liver or lungs are gonna be what kills her, but she’s on borrowed fucking time.

Not going to happen unless something major happens (which we won't fully know). While I'm not saying Chantal doesn't have an abundance of serious medical issues she needs to address- I will say she has used a lot of these medical issues for views, manipulation and milked it. I believe her issues aren't AS serious as she ALWAYS makes out at times or she would be in hospital constantly like LifeByJen. Though as she approaches her 40s and now that she has her sandnigga version of the villa chair to sit on in every video, and Ramaham approaches- she's going to overeat due to her attempts at fasting and binge a lot so I expect a lot of weight gain and at least one visa hop.

And now she has an excuse to boarder hop to a neighbouring country no? As it's "Ramaham celebrations beeze".

Another thought, I don't think she will ever leave Kuwait now. We really don't know what goes on with her and Salah, all we have evidence of is there interactions on camera and the shit scandal, and we can only take so much from that. To me, the fact food is incredibly cheaper in Kuwait is most likely very important for Chantal because her life is controlled by glutton and food.

So long as Chantal makes a very "livable" salary/income from youtube like she is now, she is perfectly content in her shitbox, sitting on her chair, eating, having a chunk of "beezers" and hate watchers to victimise herself, and doing nothing with her life. I mentioned before but I think the only way she will properly move back to Canada is due to her being denied a visa again/issues with that part, or Salah genuinely has had enough, even if that means he doesn't get his monthly allowance and diabetes mummy - which I think is the least likely.

But in the grand scheme of all of Guntworld, none of us really know what's going on- we just need to remember never to be like her, but enjoy the ever approaching car crash that's going to happen in her 40s if she doesn't improve her health. Allah akbur x

 

[boxybum]

We speculate and talk a lot of shit about our favorite Queen Cow Beezer, but lets take a minute to focus on one part of her body. No, not the mottled skin, the lame leg, the enormous gut, the labored breathing...it's the eyes. Her body is exhausted and it's glaringly obvious when you look at her eyes. It's just not from a lack of sleep either.
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She can pile on the sharmuta makeup and try to look better, but it's not going to hide the fact she's in bad shape. She's in dire need for some serious medical intervention (Canada calls this MAiD). I think she would rather go down with her ship of lies than to go back to Leafland to address her diabetic maple syrup blood, fatty liver, blood clots, lame leg, poor eye sight, rotten teeth etc...

At this point she's unbearable to watch. She still thinks she being cute, exotic and mysterious, but in reality we're waiting to see how quickly she goes to the great grease pasture in the sky.

Damn she looks awful. Tick Tock, the clock is ticking. The hourglass is draining. She really doesn't have much longer. She looks like a heart attack waiting to happen in that middle picture.

 

[VirginMary]

So Scatman did well placing the groceries somewhat neatly on the table (there was no need for the singing though you fucking whore) as requested. However my gorl, Chantal, decided to put the microphone in her chin folds and film with a greasy, shaky potato this time... Lovely how these two can't do anything right.

Just when we're introduced to the cucumbers we hear Scatman's gaming chair squeaking for help. Apply yourself Cuntie! I got seasick from trying to figure out how many bags of everything you've got there! Put the fucking phone on a stand and properly show everything!

She has 75,346 calories to munch on before Ramadan starts in about 3 days! I believe she can do it if she feeds all the veggies to the hamster.

Spoiler: Groceries with calorie count

• 2 cases (24 x 600 ml) of Aquafina water. 0 kcal per 100 ml. = 0 kcal.
• 1 case (4 x 1 L) of Nadec Long Life Milk Full Fat. 65 kcal per 100 ml. = 2600 kcal.
• 30 eggs. ~ 80 kcal per egg. = 2400 kcal.
• ~ 2 kg of eggplant. 25 kcal per 100 g. = 500 kcal.
• 1 jar á 320 g of Al Alali Original Italian Recipe Pasta Sauce. 69 kcal per 100 g. = 221 kcal.
• ~ 2 kg of lemons. 29 kcal per 100 g. = 290 kcal.
• 1 bottle á 710 ml of Vimto Fruit Cordial. 311 kcal per 100 ml. = 2208 kcal.
• 1 bottle á 300 ml of Jana Lubnan Pomegranate Molasses. 223 kcal per 100 g. = 669 kcal.
• 1 jar á 1015 g of Foody's Vine Leaves. 63 kcal per 100 g. = 640 kcal.
• ~ 300 g of cocoa powder of unknown brand. 357 kcal per 100 g. = 1071 kcal.
• 1 bottle á 270 g of Majdi Hot Chilli Sauce With Garlic And Herbs. 38kcal per 100 g. = 103 kcal.
• ~ 1,5 kg of beef. 166 kcal per 100 g. = 2490 kcal.
• ~ 4 kg of carrots. 41 kcal per 100 g. = 1640 kcal.
• ~ 2 kg of potatoes. 83 kcal per 100 g. = 1660 kcal.
• ~ 2 kg of oranges. 47 kcal per 100 g. = 940 kcal.
• 1 bag á 1 kg of Sunwhite Calrose Rice. 352 kcal per 100 g. = 3520 kcal.
• ~ 1,5 kg of bananas. 89 kcal per 100 g. = 1335 kcal.
• ~ 200 g of parsley. 36 kcal per 100 g. = 72 kcal.
• ~ 2 kg of cucumbers. 16 kcal per 100 g. = 320 kcal.
• ~ 2 kg of tomatoes. 18 kcal per 100 g. = 360 kcal.
• 3 bags á 500 g of KFMBC Macaroni No. 23. 348 kcal per 100 g. = 5220 kcal.
• 1 bag á 95 g of Alzain Sweet Paprika Powder. 362 kcal per 100 g. = 344 kcal.
• 1 bag á 90 g of Alzain Onion's Powder. 342 kcal per 100 g. = 308 kcal.
• ~ 2 kg of Romaine lettuce. 17 kcal per 100 g. = 340 kcal.
• 1 pack á 400 g of Honig Corn Starch. 381 kcal per 100 g. = 1524 kcal.
• 1 box á 300 g of Abu Auf Maamoul Dates with White Chocolate. 550 kcal per 100 g. = 1650 kcal.
• 1 box á 210 g of Shuwaikh Frozen Vegetable Sambosa. 265kcal per 100 g. = 556 kcal.
• 2 boxes á 210 g of Shuwaikh Frozen Feta Cheese Sambosa. 306 kcal per 100 g. = 1286 kcal.
• 1 box (3 x 108 g) of Almarai Square Cream Cheese. 333 kcal per 100 g. = 1079 kcal.
• 2 birds á 1 kg of Sadia Whole Frozen Chicken Griller. 180 kcal per 100 g. = 3600kcal.
• 1 bag á 400 g of Plein Solei Frozen Broccoli. 25 kcal per 100 g. = 100 kcal.
• 1 bag á 350 g of Occa Berry Mix Frozen. 43 kcal per 100 g. = 150 kcal.
• 2 bags á 500 g of KFMBC Vermicelli No. 2. 348 kcal per 100 g. = 3480 kcal.
• 1 bag á 300 g of India Gate Chia Seeds. 486 kcal per 100 g. = 1458 kcal.
• Another 710 ml (shows two but I'll take her word for there being an other bottle) of Vimto Fruit Cordial. 311 kcal per 100 ml. = 2208 kcal.
• 4 boxes á 85 g of Foster Clark's Jelly Dessert Strawberry Flavour. 379 kcal per 100 g. = 1289 kcal.
• Another jar á 320 g of Al Alali Original Italian Recipe Pasta Sauce. 69 kcal per 100 g. = 221 kcal.
• Another bag of Onion's Powder (yes the bags says Onion's)? Or the same one she already showed? Unclear. I'll give her this one and won't count the calories.
• 1 bag á 80 g of Alzain Cinnamon Powder. 280 kcal per 100 g. = 224 kcal.
• 1 bag á 100 g of pomegranate seeds (unknown brand). 380kcal per 100 g. = 380 kcal.
• 2 cans á 170 g of Rainbow Original Evaporated Milk. 146 kcal per 100 g. = 497 kcal.
• 1 container á 20 g of Al Alali Vanilla Powder. 346kcal per 100 g. = 69 kcal.
• 1 L of Alpro Unsweetened Unroasted Almond Milk. 13 kcal per 100 g. = 130 kcal.
• 2 bottles (second one shows up later) á 1400 ml Almarai mixed berries juice. 62 kcal per 100 ml. =1736 kcal.
• 1 huge bag (20 x 16 g) of Mickey Snax Chips With Assorted Flavours. ~ 564 kcal per 100 g. = 1805 kcal.
• 1 bottle á 1 L of Almarai Fresh Laban Full Fat. 60 kcal per 100 g = 600 kcal.
• 1,5 L of Maeda Sunflower Oil. 884 kcal per 100 g. 13260 kcal.
• 1 jar á 700 g of Coopoliva Sliced Green Olive. 148 kcal per 100 g. = 1036 kcal.
• ~ 8 bags á 300 g of Kuwaiti Flour Mills White Soft Bread. 290 kcal per 100 g. = 6960 kcal.
• 1 pack (8 x 135 g) of Al Wazzan Tomato Paste. 79 kcal per 100 g. = 797 kcal. NOT MENTIONED but was on the table!

Total calories: 75,346 kcal.

Non-edible items: 2 L of Areej Fabric Softener, 1 roll of disposable plastic table cover.

No fucking shit there Sherlock! Where's your cheese at?

TMI: I once decided to make my own dolmas. I had about the same amount of grape leaves that Chantal has in this haul. It took HOURS! I was on the verge of killing myself. It was so tedious I genuinely believe they are made by prisoners as a form of torture. Never again! So good luck Chantal with all your patience and those winter mitten trotters!

Edit: This shit really fucks with your head, hours later I had a vivid image of the tomato paste and Chantal not giving it a shout out so I added it in and corrected the calorie count.

 

[Alpaca Autopsy Expert]

Dino nuggets, macaroni & cheese and now jello?
Scatlah’s child-level IQ confirmed.

 

[Tailor Maid]

"Attended" lol. More like the university did his dad a solid and gave the retarded son a job cleaning the toilet.

That might explain Salah’s Shit fetish!

The groceries were probably ordered online and delivered. Clotso is in no condition to go out and ShitLord certainly wouldn’t shop for all that alone.

We’ve speculated before and I believe that ShitLord is not living with Clotso permanently. He may be there a few times each week, he may progress to taking her out for a midnight walk - heat, sciatica and lack of people permitting. But that’s about it.

It could be that he’s either staying with family or has a dorm-like room as before. That’s where some of the groceries will be going.

His mortified father will have definitely put his foot down about ShitLord making a spectacle of himself on camera.

Doesn’t mean to say that ShitLord won’t raise his fugly head and pubic beard to pinch ‘Cutie’s’ cheek occasionally or strum on his keyboard. Views will rocket if and when he does make an appearance.

Chantal lies. Chantal needs medical treatment. Chantal is running out of money.

The upkeep of a male prozzie, in addition to rent payments, groceries, multiple take-outs weekly, car repayments is ongoing.

Her medical treatments in Kuwait aren’t going to be cheap. Neither will they address anything but the superficial, immediate treatment needed. Anything over and above that, she needs to return to Canada.

Clotso is not a resident, not an expat and nobody will insure her rapidly disintegrating body. All self-inflicted.

Even now, she Mukbangs for views, sleeps 14 hours (and the rest!!) daily and has very limited mobility. All whilst bemoaning how sick she is. All self-inflicted.

Carry on you fat hog! Ultimately, you will need return to Canada sooner rather than later for medical treatment.

Don‘t wait until you’ve lost enough weight to fit on one airplane seat because that isn’t going to happen!

OR - you will die in Kuwait, leaving ShitLord to organise repatriation of your body, or maybe obtain permission to bury you in the desert.

Those are Clotso’s two choices!

 

[a dinosaur]

"Attended" lol. More like the university did his dad a solid and gave the retarded son a job cleaning the toilet.

He supposedly attended Arab Open University Kuwait, a largely distance learning/self-study program (25% in person, 75% online) with no entry requirements. While their business, computer and language degrees are validated by the UK's Open University, they're not really all that respected by employers in Kuwait because it's one of the cheapest university options there and the market is flooded with AOU-KW grads.

All Baba Salah had to do was maybe pony up the money. Current 2024 fees stand at ~80 KWD ($260 USD) per semester, with one time admission related fees of ~60 KWD ($195 USD.) Gunt easily blows that much in a week on Talabat food delivery.

 

[Baby Beluga]

I think she believes her high pitched “whatdoooooing?!” squeal makes her sound cute and playful, when in actuality it makes people want to reach through their computer screens and strangle the dumb bitch.

Indian ringnecked parrots asking “whatdooing?” are cute. A dirty, gluttonous, stinky 400 pound blubber mountain squealing it like a stuck pig is not.

What doin’?

 

[Emperor Gunt The Third]

I think the most approriate term to use for Chantal and Salah are colleagues at this point or a paid care taker.. They both are aware of the situation, what people think and how they are percieved. They both know what they need to do online to make money, views so they do it. Salah is nothing more than a sandnigga version of Peetz but with more authority and testosterone. Yes Salah does have authority to some degree because Chantal is practically househound unless Salah visits/stays on those shift days and drives her to the clinic/oil field/camel farm. However, Chantals salary/their income mostly (his scammy perfume business/other scams) come from Youtube which she has complete control over.

So from now on personally I will be treating Chantal and Salah like co-workers, albeit scammers and grifters. I wonder if Salah gets paid hourly or by how many belly rubs he gives Guntal.

 

[ButterMyMuffin]

Chantal flexed yet again in her alfredo video that Salad "paid $2000 cash" for her new iphone about a year ago. (Implying it was HIS money, not hers).

I'm sorry, I can't let this go. Are we really supposed to believe a random non-ugly, non-fat young man in Kuwait would fly over an ugly deathfat 10 years his senior after talking for two weeks and then just pay $2000 cash for her new phone because "My beautiful wife."

I know we all understand this. But sometimes she overshoots her shot to prove she is desirable, and it is too embarrassing for words.

 

[lol cow supreme]

HUGE RAMADAN Grocery Haul in Kuwait! Preparing for Ramadan 2024.​

Official Candy Bar Count:
0. Zilch. Nada.

Where's the rest of the haul Mariam? No cheese, no candy, no gallons of juice? What is Salah going to serve his friends when they come over if there's not copious amounts of candy bars and sugary juice?

Were you telling the truth before, and the candy bars and juice were all for Salah's friends, and now that he doesnt live there, there aren't any in the grocery haul?


In other news I heard her complaining about her "leg" not getting better. She's no longer calling it back pain, or sciatica. She's forgetting to keep up her lies, even to herself. Its finally settling in to her that its diabetic neuropathy, and her acceptance of it means we're closer to lopping off a foot than ever before.

*Fingers Crossed* Come on Stumpy Beauty arc!

 

[moms sock drawer]

radiant as ever, i see.

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Shes looking more and more like an orangutan with every passing day.

 

[Emperor Gunt The Third]

I'm extremely bored at the moment and as I'm still somewhat new to the farms I'm not sure if this is already late/old news so throw tomatoes at me if deversed. I'm let's just say a "law nerd" and I'm personally quite interested in VISA/Citizenship law. Again, I'm not sure if this is old news or no one gives a shit but yeah. https://www.refworld.org/legal/legislation/natlegbod/1959/en/17674

I believe Salah is orginally from (born) in Syria and his dad is Syrian, however his (deceased) mother is native Kuwaiti. So I interpreted this point of Article 5 as he gained full Kuwaiti citizienship and identity (passport) through this? The only reason I was slightly interested in this was due to the fact of where her and Chantal and travel (visa run) to visa free Thailand being one country for Kuwaitis that don't require a passport.

Apologies again, if this is hot garbage.

 

[VirginMary]

I'm extremely bored at the moment and as I'm still somewhat new to the farms I'm not sure if this is already late/old news so throw tomatoes at me if deversed. I'm let's just say a "law nerd" and I'm personally quite interested in VISA/Citizenship law. Again, I'm not sure if this is old news or no one gives a shit but yeah. https://www.refworld.org/legal/legislation/natlegbod/1959/en/17674

I believe Salah is orginally from (born) in Syria and his dad is Syrian, however his (deceased) mother is native Kuwaiti. So I interpreted this point of Article 5 as he gained full Kuwaiti citizienship and identity (passport) through this? The only reason I was slightly interested in this was due to the fact of where her and Chantal and travel (visa run) to visa free Thailand being one country for Kuwaitis that don't require a passport.

Apologies again, if this is hot garbage.

Homie, new to the Farms or not, no one cares but are you new to Chantal?

From the (w)hore's mouth we've heard that Salah holds a SYRIAN passport and citizenship. He is NOT Kuwaiti and never will be. We know this because both Chantal and Salah have told us multiple times.

 

[lottalove]

I'm extremely bored at the moment and as I'm still somewhat new to the farms I'm not sure if this is already late/old news so throw tomatoes at me if deversed. I'm let's just say a "law nerd" and I'm personally quite interested in VISA/Citizenship law. Again, I'm not sure if this is old news or no one gives a shit but yeah. https://www.refworld.org/legal/legislation/natlegbod/1959/en/17674

I believe Salah is orginally from (born) in Syria and his dad is Syrian, however his (deceased) mother is native Kuwaiti. So I interpreted this point of Article 5 as he gained full Kuwaiti citizienship and identity (passport) through this? The only reason I was slightly interested in this was due to the fact of where her and Chantal and travel (visa run) to visa free Thailand being one country for Kuwaitis that don't require a passport.

Apologies again, if this is hot garbage.

Are you sure about his mother having been Kuwaiti? It's the first time I read that.
Yes, we had the visa/citizenship etc discussions a few times. But this one would be new.

 

[Mourning_Cloak]

Y'all this is literally the definition of a trotter. Never has a trotter looked more like a trotter. Unreal.

 

[I_Am_Honor_Roll]

That leopard hoodie has to fucking REEK.

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Never mind the trotters LOOK AT HER FUCKING FACE

 

[Pedophobe]

Has she lost her filters somehow or are they just no longer able to keep up?

 

[Moohaddibbs]

She looks rough as fuck, she porked up so much her ginormous cheeks are bulging out of her head rag.

 

[I_Am_Honor_Roll]

She looks rough as fuck, she porked up so much her ginormous cheeks are bulging out of her head rag.

The fact she can look like this yet is still alive gives a ton of credence to the Cockroach Theory.

EDIT: I forgot how to spell credence because caffeine deprivation

 

[TrainWreckSpotter]

Has she lost her filters somehow or are they just no longer able to keep up?

Bolth.

She looks rough as fuck, she porked up so much her ginormous cheeks are bulging out of her head rag.

I said upthread that she was looking as fat as Amy Ramadan (another "Muslim revert" who was always pulling at her chin spanx and weighed in the upper 400s). I revise my opinion. Chantal looks fatter. She's encroaching on ALR territory.

The fact she can look like this yet is still alive gives a ton of credence to the Cockroach Theory.

EDIT: I forgot how to spell credence because caffeine deprivation

The cockroach theory ran out on Jen. She got to the age of 46 (almost 47). I will be amazed if Chins makes it that far.