DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell: General Discussion #2

[Phil's Oddly Shaped Head]

Willing to go on a LIMB here and say he was using his parent's fake divorce saga and that cocktail of medication as a way to avoid getting his ass whooped by all the urban-style people in his private school.

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[Burl McMillan]

I want you to really think about what you're saying. Phil who grew up with catholic parents who leans conservative and wants to project an image of a robust mature married man lusting after dudes openly on stream with his wife in the other room. Do you really think that's what's happening? Do you honestly think he's so horny he's feigning over dudes or do you think Phil is making a shitty 13 year old boy joke like he always does. Use your brain.

Fundamentally I agree with you that this is just immature ""humor"" from Phil, a poor attempt from this alien trying to emulate human behavior. However it's funny how seeing women in skimpy clothes gets a "Ohhh my fucking god dood of course more of this horny shit get it off no one wants it" but a muscly man in underwear gets a "Woah hey there...".

Other streamers trying to make the same joke would just go straight for the "yep I don't even have to change anything that's basically how I look" but he has to audibly gush and say borderline flirty statements (when was the last time you looked at a guy and said "look at this stud"?) before doing the joke.

 

[Yung Dalph]

Regardless, this is only one piece of evidence in the mountain of evidence that Phil is gay

Back in my day evidence of being gay was being balls deep into a man

 

[niggaphil]

Stolen from Twitter

The legendary Pigroach meme:

 

[Balr0g]

Back in my day evidence of being gay was being balls deep into a man

Well he was accused of jerking off to gay porn when James I mean Jamie caught him in the act. Probably the reason he held a grudge against this person and calling him an abomination later on.
In terms of Warhammer, Phil is like the dumb version of the Dwarves: no skill but marking every grudge in an Excel file somewhere on his laptop (right next to the nude pictures of Panda) and any time someone he thinks was mean to him, falls he checks his files just to make sure he can gloat.

Also, what goes the bet that in a few years he will crank out Baldur's Gate 3 again to do a "rerun" of the RPG that saved his bacon? I mean every stream so far has hit at least the hat goal. Even if he hates it he knows it is a cash cow.

 

[Overdrive MASK_de_SMITH]

It's crazy when even the normies start calling DSP out. For context, ChaserTech is a YouTuber that covers actions games, most notably DMC4 and DMC5, where he makes tutorials for advanced combat in those games. He plays fighting games, too, and just got into Tekken 8. Like Phil, ChasterTech is a Yoshi main, so I'm sure watching DSP flop around like a scrub in Tekken 8 is what made him make the video.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KMZ6HCrB7uU

 

[JimiHendrix]

only thing im going to say on phil being asexual/gay, I don't really think he's either. he's sexually stunted and weird for sure, but I know for a fact phil has looked up hetero porn.

that's not something a faggot/asexual typically does. even ignoring the whole, we KNOW he's jerked off on stream, which is unusual for an asexual, I know he's looked at straight porn on his own time.

 

[Malakim Phoros]

Stolen from Twitter

The legendary Pigroach meme:

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He only "survives" since he has absolutely no standards. As long as he has 1 dent shelling out money every day he'd keep streaming

 

[TheGreatWhiteNorth]

Stolen from Twitter

The legendary Pigroach meme:

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Meanwhile, Phil is whining about how people are beating him up over "Photoshopped" pictures of him. This does not end well.

 

[Free Jasper]

Dingus!?

Your reclusiveness is showing, Phil

 

[Johnny Doxville]

It's crazy when even the normies start calling DSP out. For context, ChaserTech is a YouTuber that covers actions games, most notably DMC4 and DMC5, where he makes tutorials for advanced combat in those games. He plays fighting games, too, and just got into Tekken 8. Like Phil, ChasterTech is a Yoshi main, so I'm sure watching DSP flop around like a scrub in Tekken 8 is what made him make the video.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KMZ6HCrB7uU

This is gonna make pigroach mald pretty bad
- guy has 15k subs but got more views that phil does on most videos after a week
- states outright, just tekken no drama
- points out why his excuses are bs
- shows inputs where phil is clearly spamming
- caps it off by saying phil will not improve because he cannot accept blame and will always be a scrub

 

[Balr0g]

Stolen from Twitter

The legendary Pigroach meme:

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The thing I love about this tweet that you either get a "Who?" response or more often then not "It's the guy plus picture" or some other meme. That is PHil's legacy in a nutshell: the guy jerked of on stream and literally nothing else

 

[arrivefriday]

Meanwhile, Phil is whining about how people are beating him up over "Photoshopped" pictures of him. This does not end well.

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love the fact that dave doesn't quite realize just how fucking ugly he is lmao, good shit

 

[marlintan]

love the fact that dave doesn't quite realize just how fucking ugly he is lmao, good shit

I wouldn't put it past him to not look at himself in the mirror, so that he can avoid seeing how bad it really is...

 

[Sheriff of CWCville]

Meanwhile, Phil is whining about how people are beating him up over "Photoshopped" pictures of him. This does not end well.

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Phil keeping his webcam quality low is the best thing for him. He looks just so fucking haggard and beat in all of these shorts lol

 

[Johnny Doxville]

Meanwhile, Phil is whining about how people are beating him up over "Photoshopped" pictures of him. This does not end well.

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Just looked to verify and can't see it. Had he deleted a load of these after this exchange? No snort schedules but I'm phoneposting so that may be a factor

 

[TheGreatWhiteNorth]

Just looked to verify and can't see it. Had he deleted a load of these after this exchange? No snort schedules but I'm phoneposting so that may be a factor

Definitely still there. He posted it about 9h ago.

And the Ls keep coming.

 

[Keith the Horse Fucker]

I wouldn't put it past him to not look at himself in the mirror, so that he can avoid seeing how bad it really is...

When he does, he sees a 25-year-old CM Punk looking back

 

[Malakim Phoros]

Is that why he used to buzz his hair with that bad fucked up widows peak? was he trying to look like that guy

 

[Corpun]

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Poor Phil would gnaw his fingers into stumps if he were in this fag's shoes.

Meanwhile, Phil is whining about how people are beating him up over "Photoshopped" pictures of him. This does not end well.

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I take it DSP didn't respond to this once it got pointed out how much of an ugly, haggard, ghoul he looks like. Narc ego really in full swing to reply to a literal who on Xitter and pull 'dingus' out of the dinosaur exhibit for an insult.

ReviewTech, Boogie, and Wings all collectively look healthier than this guy and I don't know how that is possible.