hbomberguy / Harry "Harris" Brewis / Slazenger Rapemachine Whiteshaf - "Rational" SJW, former SA goon/LPer, sexual harassment apologist, raised $350K+ for child abuse cult

"Wooooo, I'm the ghost of Soooooooomerton! Harry killed me and made it look like a suuuuiiiicide! He stuffed a gerbil in my ass and super glued it shuuuuuut! Avenge me! Avenge meeeeeee!"
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Saw the comments about IH in HBG's sub and it's basically what you expect from these people lol.
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They also casually threaten to doxx IH because I guess when BreadTube does it, it's just and good but when evil Kiwifarmers do it, they should be deplatformed and destroyed.
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Not content with killing one fag the hbomberguy audience is on foot to harass another youtuber to death. Does their bloodlust know no bounds.

But seriously though this is some really sick and twisted shit, these people are actual monsters. They shield their e-daddy from responsibility from his own shitty actions of continuing a three month long scorched earth campaign, and then because they realize the target wasn't as acceptable optically they're plotting to start harassing someone who has done nothing to them or even cares about their internet communist sphere.
On the other hand it's always nice to see that my ideological opposition is proving that they're ontologically evil.
 
Tommy as a person disappeared from relevance 20 years ago when G4 merged with TechTV and shows like Judgement Day and Electronic Playground started to phase out in favor of shows like Xplay. Everyone knew Tommy has/had a few screws loose with his claims, that's an open secret in the industry and even people on g4tv forums back then, it's why his involvement in the industry abruptly stopped in the 2000s. Now you have a bunch of rugrats born well after this fact giving older people who actually saw those shows or interacted with him on forums lectures about the man, because the only reason they care is due to a bottom feeder commissar who was looking for an easy target that had faded into obscurity. That entire video with Hbomber claiming that the person who made the derivative "oof" audio should've been compensated and credited because it got super popular from Roblox decades later is beyond bizarre though.
I'm one of those "rugrats" (I'm in my mid-twenties so I wasn't really old enough to be using forums in the 2000s) and my only knowledge of Tommy Tallarico before the Hbomberguy video was a two-page spread on him in the Guinness World Records "Gamer's Edition" I got for my birthday (the same one mentioned in the video). It stuck in my mind because I distinctly remember just not respecting the guy at all, like he was trying way too hard to puff himself up and show how cool he was. It was actually quite formative for me, there I was as an eight year old feeling second-hand embarrassment for a grown adult.
 
Is it confirmed if the dude is dead yet? Lmfao this is fucking crazy cuz Twitter users will cry about the farms and say it should be shut down yet these people are absolute hypocrites. If Twitter exists, Kiwi Farms should exist. Except Twitter has no good purpose and the farms does. Genuinely though this all seems like suicide bait and a play of sympathy. He should get off the internet and take the step back.
 
Not that I'd seriously wish suicide on someone, and I don't even really hate Harry, BUT

The man is so fucking smug, I really really wish this turns out to be true. I'm praying for it to be true. I literally got down on my knees and begged the heavens for Somerton to turn up dead with a big picture of Hbomb and HARRY KILLED ME written over it five hundred times in human shit.

It's the sheer fart-huffing hubris that Harry exudes when he smirks down the camera - the smug aura is so powerful that the cosmos itself demands something appropriately huge to happen to him. I know there's been drama and he has skellingtons in his closet but 'smug yorkshire cunt bullies prominent gay commentator into suicide' is so good, it would make everything right in the world.

I need this to be real. Please.
 
Not that I'd seriously wish suicide on someone, and I don't even really hate Harry, BUT

The man is so fucking smug, I really really wish this turns out to be true. I'm praying for it to be true. I literally got down on my knees and begged the heavens for Somerton to turn up dead with a big picture of Hbomb and HARRY KILLED ME written over it five hundred times in human shit.

It's the sheer fart-huffing hubris that Harry exudes when he smirks down the camera - the smug aura is so powerful that the cosmos itself demands something appropriately huge to happen to him. I know there's been drama and he has skellingtons in his closet but 'smug yorkshire cunt bullies prominent gay commentator into suicide' is so good, it would make everything right in the world.

I need this to be real. Please.
Somerton turning up dead doesn't change anything, at least I don't think it should. Killing yourself doesn't absolve you of wrongdoing or turn you into a martyr.

Not that I believe for a split second that he actually committed sudoku, he's a spineless coward.
 
"Like, what, the dude was just supposed to be left alone?"
Yes. That's the rule you decided on. You broke the eggshells dipshit, you're supposed to walk slower on them. Oh what? That's a ridiculous standard? Didn't stop you applying it to everyone else. Consider the following artismic representation:
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This is the general rule. Most people on most days will respond normally to arguments, critiques, insults and so forth. But every time you do literally anything antagonistic to somebody, you're rolling the dice. Notice how there is no axis for how righteous you are? That's because it's not part of the equation. You can be right and express yourself with perfect restraint and be talking to a histrionic retard who is looking for an excuse to kill themselves (or pretend to). Not common but it does happen. C'est la vie. But you're the compassionate people right? You should be fine with never criticizing anybody on the million to one offchance they kill themselves. You shat the bed, now you get to lie in it.

Go back to talking about how putting more lesbians than gay men on television is problematic, and leave the cyberbullying to the professionals. The upshot of that is nobody will care if gay people plagiarize other gay people's gay books about sucking cock and fucking men's asses. The way it should be.
 
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It's the sheer fart-huffing hubris that Harry exudes when he smirks down the camera - the smug aura is so powerful that the cosmos itself demands something appropriately huge to happen to him.
IMO there’s some truth to “Don’t punch down” as a comedy principle, but it’s not about who your targets are, it’s that it’s hard to be funny when you’re being a superior sneering cunt all the time

Lucky for him his audience has no sense of humour
 
The guy whose article IH ripped off got the satisfaction of a YT copyright strike and then much later HB spotlighting the theft in his video. I can’t even remember the guy’s name ffs.
Slight correction, the copyright strike was from the news aggregator (Mentalfloss) that owns all of the articles from the original author who was out of the equation ages ago. The actual author had already fucked himself over any sort of ownership from his work ages ago when he left. That's why you don't remember the guys name nor give a shit about it, he was never relevant outside of getting a case of the sads because the only thing that people might have associated to him was used by some hotshot youtuber and he isn't even the legal owner of it. So when you say
IH fucked up. He shouldn’t have used another writer’s entire article, verbatim in many parts, for his video without permission. The ironic part is I’m sure if IH approached the author and, “hey love this article. I want to do a video with it and I’ll give you a % of the ad revenue if you give me permission” The author would have jumped at the chance, even with a tiny % of revenue sharing.
You actually mean get in contact with the shitty news aggregator (Mentalfloss) that owns that and I'm pretty sure nobody gives a shit with complying with a news aggregator nor anybody expected them to notice. The original author, Lucas Reilly couldn't have consented to shit.

That aside I would argue that IH was more than transformative enough seeing how there was animations, music and voice acting added on top and I would imagine he thought the same thing till the strike hit. Either he lost the appeal or considered it was not worth the hassle, very likely learnt his lesson then and there and not because a faggot whose hair turned into his bear did a video a year later and went on his merry way without any sort of similar case happening.

Of course, this doesn't change that Lucas feels like shit and though IH is in no legal obligation to even recognize his existence due to having transformed it enough to void the copystrike (again, the only source that would have to be recognized and compensated is Mentalfloss and I assume he preferred to not give them a dime and instead redo the video enough) he did get a mention after the plagiarism got caught (though his prose is now not the one in the video ironically enough and we all know nobody would have given a shit without the IH brand) and at best IH could send over a few shekels extraofficially to the original author as a way to recognize the value of his original work as a basis for The Cave. Though again, no legal obligation.

Am I running defense for my internet daddy? Yes, do I think it's enough to give a shit about or to remind us of this constantly? Very much no since no repeat cases have surfaced that I'm aware of.

As a sidenote, I give 0 shits about Somerton outside of confirming he anheroed or not, hence why I'm only sperging out about the IH bit.
 
Honestly starting to doubt he actually killed himself and this is just a big suicide bait. There are two gay personalities, completely straight up brutally honest, or the most deceptive, conniving people you've ever met, for some reason a lot of gay men just love deceiving people and stirring drama. Somerton has a track record of not being trustable. I wouldn't be surprised if he's watching this all, giddily clapping his hands because he was able to "13 Reasons Why" someone as revenge for blowing up his scam. I sure hope it's real because it's the option that leaves both parties worse off, but the Internet be like that sometimes.
 
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I don't even know what to say about this. This is HBG's fanbase, the only light of happiness in this guys life is a too long video on Youtube.
Just yesterday, I saw a video playing on my oldest's phone as she waited for me to make her lunch. Lo and behold, it was the Oof video. We previously watched it together right after it first came out
Now I'm genuinely curious what it would be like having parents who watch BreadTubers. Imagine getting grounded for misgendering someone by accident 🤭
 
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I don't even know what to say about this. This is HBG's fanbase, the only light of happiness in this guys life is a too long video on Youtube.
For a second I felt sorry for him for losing his wife and his job, but after reading all of that I just feel regretful that this creature has managed to procreate. If this is how he communicates I would have fired him too.
 
Honestly starting to doubt he actually killed himself and this is just a big suicide bait. There are two gay personalities, completely straight up brutally honest, or the most deceptive, conniving people you've ever met, for some reason a lot of gay men just love deceiving people and stirring drama. Somerton has a track record of not being trustable. I wouldn't be surprised if he's watching this all, giddily clapping his hands because he was able to "13 Reasons Why" someone as revenge for blowing up his scam. I sure hope it's real because it's the option that leaves both parties worse off, but the Internet be like that sometimes.
I'm still banking on this being a way to fish for sympathy only to feel people didn't care enough and then do it for real.
 
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