Sweet Baby Inc. and the Steam Curator Group Conspiracy - The company that is responsible for the diarrheic video game writing.

smugrandomdouche said:
Video Games are the biggest industry in the world.
Microsoft is the biggest corporation.
Every tech industry is chasing video games on their phones, ai to help video games, buying cards from nvidia (come on that's just gaming).
Hedge funds are in gaming because of the lucrative speculative nature and milking that comes from free to play.
The problem is the cunts who knew this a decade ago burrowed themselves into it like parasites to benefit from.
And now it's time for them to go away.
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When americans touch anything they kike it up
 
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The Grognard said:
Perhaps, but when the original people are still involved, have creative control and there's a far higher budget, there is a strong chance that the sequel might even overshadow the original.
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We may just have an Evil Dead/Evil Dead II situation.

GamerGate 2: It's just GamerGate 1, but with an actual budget.

Mega Black said:
Unless it's Sam Raimi's Spiderman 2.
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Which is the same man who did the Evil Dead series, so he's got a pattern at least.
 
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Lady Adjani said:
How does a website as shitty as Kotaku manage to stay afloat? I'm genuinely curious, who the fuck pays for this drivel?
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Their Jounoscum probably get paid with Starbucks vouchers.

Their readers are all Troon and danger haired faggots who hate themselves and their lives are basically two men sodomising each other; so reading Kotaku has no effect on them.
 
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TV's Adam West said:
>I just wanted to play videogames
Why did you make me do this?
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Sometimes I wonder if some of the German billionaires funding this are real life versions of Arasaka with similar motives…. Just lamer.
Pill Cosby said:
Their Jounoscum probably get paid with Starbucks vouchers.

Their readers are all Troon and danger haired faggots who hate themselves and their lives are basically two men sodomising each other; so reading Kotaku has no effect on them.
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Or they’re just using ai.
 
The Wokest said:
Is there any leads on SB Inc being involved with VTM Bloodlines 2?

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Not sure if SBI is involved but it might be some other simmilar company, or it is just the inherit corruption of gaming industry.
 
Mr.Miyagi said:
Can you imagine having a child, nurturing them, helping them grow into an adult, and then learning that they became a journalist? A video game journalist at Kotaku?
How utterly soul-crushing that must be.
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I imagine it's like how you have to pretend to be proud that your kid is a sportswriter ignoring that they can only get a job a deadspin or a car writer who can only find work at jalopnik. All those poor parents whose kids are so useless they have to work at places that dribbled out of gawker's afterbirth.
 
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Was this organisation named after "Sweet summer child"?

That "Millennial Writing" video is funnier knowing it's all this little clique responsible.
 
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Rungle said:
The only good black character is Coach from L4D2
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You dare insult Demoman, Ssgt. Griggs, and Pastor Jerome Jeffries?

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GamerGateSurvivor said:
GamerGate was literally a fight against several PR machines. It was going to be hard to win no matter how you looked at it.

But this go around is simple. All the people involved have to do is don't buy games. Ignore any calls to action, laugh at the journos as they cope and sneed, and don't buy video games you know you'll hate. It's almost as easy as doing nothing.
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if the requirement is to not buy games, this will never get normie support. Gaming boycotts on both sides of the aisle (or even for entirely apolitical reasons, like Left 4 Dead 2 when valve wasn't giving them dedicated servers) have literally never worked. How can we make it happen anyway?
 
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Jarolleon said:
Was this organisation named after "Sweet summer child"?
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I watched Gundam and he played a clip where the founder named the company because all the good companies they worked with they called “Sweet Baby” which sounds pretty fucking retarded; even a Down syndrome person could of thought of a better name.
 
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Berrakh said:
Like Gamergate this sounds like a promising start but if the facelords at the front start caring too much about “Good PR” and “setting the record straight” it will fail.
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what even is the victory condition for this shit?
i don't really see how anything would come of this. even if they get a few studios to denounce and cut ties with SBI (which would be a god damn miracle) and SBI disbands as a result, the people in SBI aren't going anywhere and neither are their industry connections. they will go to different positions and continue doing the exact same work.
and that's not even touching on the fact that SBI isn't even super special or outstanding, there's hordes of DEI/ESG consultants all across the corporate sector, including in video games. even if this somehow results in the death of SBI, there's a near infinite supply of others just waiting in line to take its place.
 
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