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[Vampirella]

This makes me so sad.

 

[Chub Nigga Rat]

Community notes strikes again

 

[Roland TB-303]

No actual research like reading and looking at large samples of information?

Ahhh sweety, doing your own research is for Science denying alt-right white supremacists and you should do better. It’s not my job to educate you.

 

[The First Amendment]

I just wanted to post my thoughts as "cis" woman on MTF trannys.

Something that has really stuck out to me was something Matt Walsh said that troons are 'appropriating women'.
Hearing that everything just fell into place in my brain, even though I was already a 'TERF'.

These MEN think putting on a skirt or dress, makeup, long hair, a higher inflected voice, jewelry, arching their back, hanging out with girls and talking about 'girly things' is what makes a woman.
They scream about how evil 'gender roles' are, but then in their attempt to be a person of the opposing sex, they reduce that sex down to a crude, shallow stereotype of what femininity is to them. Their interpretation of a woman is a woman if she was the 'patriarchy created' gender role.

I have fluctuated between being tom boyesque and hyper 'feminine' my whole life. Dressing in traditionally boyish clothing did not take away from my femininity. It is clothing. My male leaning interests did not take away from my femininity.

These troons talk about dysphoria. How they constantly feel insecure. How they constantly feel judged. How they want to look like these socialites/actresses/influencers and how surgery will get them there.

EVERY SINGLE female deals with the above insecurities every day. Women are raised to find what is wrong with them and try fix it. But most of the time, it is faced with a stiff lip. We spend our youth comparing our bodies and faces and mannerisms to other women. We spend our whole life wanting to be better than we are. We look in the mirror and feel we look attractive, and see ourselves in photos looking ugly later and squirm and feel shame.

Being 'Dysphoric' and expecting the world to tiptoe around them to uphold the fantasy they have created is pathetic and frankly demeaning to real women who on the daily deal with inferiority and insecurity from their female socialization. Being insecure, inferior and learning its ok to be mid is something real women do and do discreetly. Not crying about it on social media and asking everyone around them to cater to them so they don't suffer more 'dysphoria'.
Dysphoria is simple. It is the curtain being lifted for a moment. The delusion you have told yourself and forced people around you to maintain. And when that curtain lifts when you are misgendered, or see something in you you don't like. You experience the well deserved shame, humiliation, and depression of being exactly what you are. A man playing dress up in women's clothing.

Women tend to accept over time that they are mid. And that it is ok to be mid. They learn to accept what they are. But troons can't do that. They can't accept what they are because that proves the 'bigots' right. And they know going back on their transition will be humiliating.

What is a woman? I get asked by these perverts.

It is simple to me. It is the chemical explosion in a woman's brain when looking at the face of her newborn child for the first time. A rush of endorphins so high that all the pain of the ordeal disappears for a time. Just the instinctual maternal love and protection of looking at your newborn for the first time incites.
That is something a man will never experience. They will never feel that. It is the culmination of all those 'pointlessly gendered' reproductive organs. Having fake tits and chopping off your cock won't get you that.

These men decry 'gender roles' and 'gender stereotypes'. Then actively force themselves to fit into them.

I don't care if a man wants to wear a dress just for fashion. I don't care if men want to wear makeup. Doing that and not having to justify it as 'I'm a woman' is what really 'destroys' gender roles. Not trying to force yourself into a box you will never fit in.


They want to be let into women's spaces, then cry 'it doesn't affect you!' when it sure as shit does. From my personal life experience I have every reason to never want to see a man in a dress or otherwise in a restroom. They feel 'threatened' using the appropriate bathroom, so they demand to be inserted into women's bathrooms where they can make other people feel threatened to feel better about themselves.


I find it very sad. I think the lack of care for mens mental health over the decades and introduction of social media is what has led us here. Men are lonely, emotionally vulnerable, longing for acceptance.

And the gender cult views them as perfect victims.

No amount of surgeries, makeup, euphoric moments, and correct pronoun use will ever fix their problems. These people chose not to invest their time in learning to accept, and love themselves. And learn how to interact in their own gender spaces. They chose to lie to themselves and runaway.

Chasing a endless rabbit hole where perfection will never be achieved, and suffering and self hate only continues to deepen. The further they chase being the perfect 'women', the further they push others to respect their identities, the harder it gets to turn back and detransition, they end up stuck. Knowing they can't go back out of fear of humiliation. And hoping that the path they chose will eventually give them what they want, that it will all work out. But it never will.

Sorry to rant. But fuck troons.

 

[Roland TB-303]

These troons talk about dysphoria. How they constantly feel insecure. How they constantly feel judged.

Dress like freak retarded toddler, chop yo dick off or teetus deletus, dye your hair weird colours, too many piercings, alienate normies with extreme rhetoric.

Why do people treat me different waahhhh genocide.

 

[Syikeblade]

Pooner gets caught wearing a packer by her dad, and gets upset about it alomy with possibly being "outted" despite everyone already knowing while going to a kids party.
And while there are some comments like this:
"If it looks like a boner, it's inappropriate. There's a time and place for everything and a ten year old's birthday party, a boner isn't that place. That's part of learning how to be a man"
And this:
"
Exactly. Everyone here is jumping on accusations and insults against OPs dad when it literally could just be as simple as him not wanting people to think his son got a chub from/while being around children. Its like painful reading these comments and seeing the insane conclusions people are jumping to

Edit: so OP basically edited his post to add that basically it was exactly this, and he just didnt mention I guess even though using a pack and play in tight pants for a childrens party being the reason his dad was most likely bringing it up is insanely necessary context to the situation and is also a completely normal request then from the dad, not the dad being creepy or transphobic"

The majority are unsurprisingly this:
"Is it not appropriate to have a penis at the kids party? Did your dad also leave his at home?"
And this:
"Not appropriate for a 10 year old's party?? Does he chop his dick off every time he's around children?? Having a penis isn't inherently sexual."
Once again proving that trannies are groomers.

 

[Mitt Doggy Dogg]

Pooner gets caught wearing a packer by her dad, and gets upset about it alomy with possibly being "outted" despite everyone already knowing while going to a kids party.

Why is it where a giant dildo to a kids party? How does wearing a fake cock help them feel like a real man. That poor dad, if anyone is a victim in this story its the dad.

 

[TroonFiringSquad]

"Not appropriate for a 10 year old's party?? Does he chop his dick off every time he's around children?? Having a penis isn't inherently sexual."

Gotta love the false equivalence. In their world every man has dick visible through clothing constantly, that's just the life of having a dick right? Think they've been watching too much porn and reading too many fanfics.

 

[Roland TB-303]

That poor dad, if anyone is a victim in this story its the dad.

You just know he’s up to his neck in her shit but keeps trying to diffuse the situation. I have a kid on the way and every day I wake up praying these groomers will be dead by the time he’s old enough for supervised computer time.

 

[Your_deadname_here]

Pooner gets caught wearing a packer by her dad, and gets upset about it alomy with possibly being "outted" despite everyone already knowing while going to a kids party.
And while there are some comments like this:
"If it looks like a boner, it's inappropriate. There's a time and place for everything and a ten year old's birthday party, a boner isn't that place. That's part of learning how to be a man"
And this:
"
Exactly. Everyone here is jumping on accusations and insults against OPs dad when it literally could just be as simple as him not wanting people to think his son got a chub from/while being around children. Its like painful reading these comments and seeing the insane conclusions people are jumping to

Edit: so OP basically edited his post to add that basically it was exactly this, and he just didnt mention I guess even though using a pack and play in tight pants for a childrens party being the reason his dad was most likely bringing it up is insanely necessary context to the situation and is also a completely normal request then from the dad, not the dad being creepy or transphobic"

The majority are unsurprisingly this:
"Is it not appropriate to have a penis at the kids party? Did your dad also leave his at home?"
And this:
"Not appropriate for a 10 year old's party?? Does he chop his dick off every time he's around children?? Having a penis isn't inherently sexual."
Once again proving that trannies are groomers.

Poor girl. Another genocide victim. It's the The Khmer Rouge x 911.

 

[Dr. Henry Armitage]

Pooner gets caught wearing a packer by her dad, and gets upset about it alomy with possibly being "outted" despite everyone already knowing while going to a kids party.
And while there are some comments like this:
"If it looks like a boner, it's inappropriate. There's a time and place for everything and a ten year old's birthday party, a boner isn't that place. That's part of learning how to be a man"
And this:
"
Exactly. Everyone here is jumping on accusations and insults against OPs dad when it literally could just be as simple as him not wanting people to think his son got a chub from/while being around children. Its like painful reading these comments and seeing the insane conclusions people are jumping to

Edit: so OP basically edited his post to add that basically it was exactly this, and he just didnt mention I guess even though using a pack and play in tight pants for a childrens party being the reason his dad was most likely bringing it up is insanely necessary context to the situation and is also a completely normal request then from the dad, not the dad being creepy or transphobic"

The majority are unsurprisingly this:
"Is it not appropriate to have a penis at the kids party? Did your dad also leave his at home?"
And this:
"Not appropriate for a 10 year old's party?? Does he chop his dick off every time he's around children?? Having a penis isn't inherently sexual."
Once again proving that trannies are groomers.

Gotta say, it's transphobic to not want kids to see your fake penis through your tight pants is one hell of a hot take. And more proof pooners have no idea how dicks (really men in general) actually work.

 

[Got Milk!]

I know I'm a few pages late so I apologize I'm advance for that but in regards to the Pooner who wants to shit (e: meant shut) her vagina, I have 3 solutions for her:

1) If you're trying to cover your manhole, use a manhole cover. It's literally in the name.

2) (male option) Anytime I have a open wound, for example from slicing my finger open on sheet metal, you just pinch the skin back together and apply a hefty bead of super glue. Give a couple minutes to dry and you're back in the game

3) (Pooner option) let your very male vaginal hair grow to an appropriate length and then braid it together across the opening. You can even use beads or other adornments (in your most manly colors, of course) to make it unique and fun.

We all know pooners adore arts and crafts so I suspect option 3 would be the way to go.

 

[Geraldine]

Yet another case of almost getting it.
Link Archive

Here's two of the comments.
Steering him toward never getting it.

 

[Vi0l3t]

Yet another case of almost getting it.
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Here's two of the comments.
Steering him toward never getting it.
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This is what lying does to trannies. Everyone says they are real, they are beautiful, and the same as a woman.
These morons truly cant grasp about sexual attraction. A lot of people want children, naturally. Also 100% without filters and photo angles in real life without voice changers you can spot a tranny. A fake cock and pussy will never be the same look wise and function.

 

[Standardized Profile]

I know I'm a few pages late so I apologize I'm advance for that but in regards to the Pooner who wants to shit her vagina, I have 3 solutions for her:

I know pointing out typos is annoying, but I felt it was important to clarify this:

• Pooners want to shut their vaginas. They do this by sewing it up.
• Troons want to shit their vaginas. They do this by rerouting a bit of colon to their ax wound.

 

[Got Milk!]

I know pointing out typos is annoying, but I felt it was important to clarify this:

• Pooners want to shut their vaginas. They do this by sewing it up.
• Troons want to shit their vaginas. They do this by rerouting a bit of colon to their ax wound.

Apparently I say shit a lot more than shut. Didn't even notice it changed it. And yes, absolutely correct.

 

[Candidate No 7]

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"trans people are generally fucking beautiful. Cis people often don't see that"

 

[Otterly]

wdf a hormone blocker implant? So they implant a device to dish out the blockers? You don't take a pill/shot daily? And of course the doctors don't tell you everything

I can't believe this is even something he has to think about. lmfao This shit happens

As all males he only knows how bras come off, maybe not even that.

There’s one of those screenshots that seems to be saying none of the data about puberty blockers let’s was available in 2014. This is untrue. Theres a lupron victims group that’s been around a long time, and there was one of the news outlets that were raising a stink about it in 2009 and I think they even got the label changed.
Lupron is a disaster of a drug. It was developed for late stage prostate cancer but it doesn’t really help even that and the side effects are so bad even terminal patients don’t want it. The drug company that made it then went on a drive to get it approved and used for other stuff. They got massive fines for bad marketing. It was then pushed for women with endometriosis- it’s so awful that the recommendation is only one year of use in a lifetime.
It’s a bloody awful drug. It should never have been approved for anything.

 

[Digital Thunder]

Women tend to accept over time that they are mid. And that it is ok to be mid. They learn to accept what they are. But troons can't do that. […] And it very sad. I think the lack of care for mens mental health over the decades and introduction of social media is what has led us here. Men are lonely, emotionally vulnerable, longing for acceptance.

And—while I can’t confirm this, considering I’m not one myself—men surely have their own version of recognizing they’re mid and coming to terms with it themselves, and the ones that do still have meaningful lives alongside people and things they care about. The ones that don’t end up as weirdos, or incels, or, y’know, troons.

Even without men’s mental healthcare being critically dogshit for so long up to this point in history, it’s like people in general (but troons especially) refuse to accept that the majority of people and the lives they carry are just mid. It’s just how it is. Not that that makes it wrong to aspire for more, but mid isn’t bad.

 

[melty]

Why is it where a giant dildo to a kids party? How does wearing a fake cock help them feel like a real man. That poor dad, if anyone is a victim in this story its the dad.

This probably wouldn't have happened if he smacked his retarded pooner daughter for her stupid bullshit once or twice. Instead he is in this bizarre situation where he meekly asks his daughter to remove her fake penis at a children's birthday party. Dude made his own bed.