Sweet Baby Inc. and the Steam Curator Group Conspiracy - The company that is responsible for the diarrheic video game writing.

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go back to the Vtuber Hapaghetto, pl0x
It's a widely acclaimed game and I enjoyed it. Sorry you're too up your ass to enjoy the good stuff when it comes around. Or that you're so up your ass you're willing to give up any and all video games that are not porn.
Game of the year on an award ceremony that no one takes seriously since when exactly? the one where you got flipped off by a maroon, the one that pushes shit like the Kojima games, I don't know man, citing the games awards as something good is a poz all in itself, I think you're just lusting after shit japanese game design, which in turn, is a refry of demon's souls, dark souls, face it, Elden ring won because THERE WAS NOTHING ELSE TO GIVE THE AWARD TO THAT YEAR.
 
“JOURNALIST ARE PEOPLE. JOURNALIST ARE PEOPLE. JOURNALIST ARE PEOPLE!!!”
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Yes, you should all start chimping out on every social media outlet you have access to about how you think Quiet should have been completely nude in MGSV and that boob jiggle physics need to look like a Jello cake being driven down a gravel road. That would make it slightly easier for me to dox all of you.
Do you still have a job at NY Mag? Do you even have a job at all?
 
What is so horrible about fanservice? Like unironically, I don't get why your kind screech so hard about it.
When it's stupidly gratuitous I think it's really trashy, and it makes me look trashy playing games that visually read like softcore porn. Not all of us are that into titties that I need to see them every half-hour of gameplay. I like plenty of games with fanservice - Witcher 3 comes to mind mm Geralt... oh...or you, Snake...
Anyway, your favorite video game ship can be sexy without exposing excessive skin. Like Geralt. He gets naked and does the do, but he isn't running around Poland bareass naked for the player's visual pleasure.

What twigs me more is the amazing tantrum and screaming fit your kind put on when excessive, gratuitous "fanservice" is cut from your games. Don't you guys know about Rule 34? Fanart? Ships? The naked video game lady of your dreams is but a click away.
 
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When it's stupidly gratuitous I think it's really trashy, and it makes me look trashy playing games that visually read like softcore porn. Not all of us are that into titties that I need to see them every half-hour of gameplay. I like plenty of games with fanservice - Witcher 3 comes to mind mm Geralt... oh...or you, Snake...
Anyway, your favorite video game ship can be sexy without exposing excessive skin. Like Geralt. He gets naked and does the do, but he isn't running around Poland bareass naked for the player's visual pleasure.

What twigs me more is the amazing tantrum and screaming fit your kind put on when excessive, gratuitous "fanservice" is cut from your games. Don't you guys know about Rule 34? Fanart? Ships? The naked video game lady of your dreams is but a click away.
Don't let your video game anger destroy your life, Stan.

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When it's stupidly gratuitous I think it's really trashy, and it makes me look trashy playing games that visually read like softcore porn. Not all of us are that into titties that I need to see them every half-hour of gameplay. I like plenty of games with fanservice - Witcher 3 comes to mind mm Geralt... oh...or you, Snake...
Anyway, your favorite video game ship can be sexy without exposing excessive skin. Like Geralt. He gets naked and does the do, but he isn't running around Poland bareass naked for the player's visual pleasure.

What twigs me more is the amazing tantrum and screaming fit your kind put on when excessive, gratuitous "fanservice" is cut from your games. Don't you guys know about Rule 34? Fanart? Ships? The naked video game lady of your dreams is but a click away.
The outrage comes from the fact that society has moved on from the Puritans, and yet people still need to cover up the titties with sunlight beams like that does anything other than piss people off.
Honestly, I would rather games have both sexes be fanserviced the fuck up. I don't see your kind screaming when Johnny Cage is shirtless for the fourth game in a row, but if Sonya Blade was in a tank top you'd have a fit.
 
When it's stupidly gratuitous I think it's really trashy, and it makes me look trashy playing games that visually read like softcore porn. Not all of us are that into titties that I need to see them every half-hour of gameplay. I like plenty of games with fanservice - Witcher 3 comes to mind mm Geralt... oh...or you, Snake...
Anyway, your favorite video game ship can be sexy without exposing excessive skin. Like Geralt. He gets naked and does the do, but he isn't running around Poland bareass naked for the player's visual pleasure.

What twigs me more is the amazing tantrum and screaming fit your kind put on when excessive, gratuitous "fanservice" is cut from your games. Don't you guys know about Rule 34? Fanart? Ships? The naked video game lady of your dreams is but a click away.
If I wanted to look at morbidly obese genetic failures like you, I'd just hang out at Walmart for free, instead of paying $60 for a game.
 
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