Sweet Baby Inc. and the Steam Curator Group Conspiracy - The company that is responsible for the diarrheic video game writing.

[TATE MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOODE!!]

I figure I might as well post the trailer to the current hot selling video game that caused the Sweet Babies of the world to have a collective REEEEEEE.

Man they are mad this came out at the same time as Suicide Squad, released for 39.99, has no onerous micro transactions or play to win mechanics, absolutely no left wing diversity preaching. When some steam users tried to make threads demanding they put a gay character in the game, the Devs banned the users from their discussion section. Good times.

So why exactly is this the new Satan?

 

[Elmo]

who's gonna be the new ethan ralph and what's the new killstream gonna be called after this version gamergate ends?

PPP's destiny is calling.

 

[Meat Target]

Why not just go after them for the obviously shitty DEI stuff, instead of just throwing out baseless pedo allegations.
A normal person can even understand the DEI grievance but it's like taking a well crafted point that you've laid out well and then at the end just throwing in "oh and shes a FUCKING JEW PEDO TOO".
im a nigger jew shill etc etc

It's true that we should focus on the DEI stuff and blackmail.

But it's also safe to assume that the freaks who run this company have the same libertine tastes as the people they pal around with; or at least, they don't have a problem with it.

SJW geek types have a history of circling the wagons whenever one of their own behaves badly, instead of holding their own accountable. They don't wanna ostracize someone they see as a Fellow Outcast.

 

[blablabla]

Honestly, I'm pretty much done with a lot of modern titles and have begun my PS1, PS2 ISO hunting. There are literally hours, and hours (almost a lifetime) of content out there. You don't need these people. Grab older (and often cheaper) games on Steam, Emulate, emulate, emulate. Fuck the gaming industry. We're not the audience anymore, remember? Let it collapse under its own weight.

snag a hen ps3 and there is legit not a reason to buy modern titles

 

[CertifiedFedBot]

You clearly want it to be the case because you need to hate this person. This is some /pol/ brained 5g tower shit. Sweet Baby. A baby with some sweets, it's basic logo design.
Why not just go after them for the obviously shitty DEI stuff, instead of just throwing out baseless pedo allegations.
A normal person can even understand the DEI grievance but it's like taking a well crafted point that you've laid out well and then at the end just throwing in "oh and shes a FUCKING JEW PEDO TOO".
im a nigger jew shill etc etc

Pedophilia is/was becoming normalized and as a direct result people are hyper aware of everything and overusing the allegation. I had to learn out of it because it was breaking my brain and making me feel trapped and helpless. Don't get it twisted though the academic normalization of child rape is very real but some nappy headed negress running a woke protection racket isn't one of them, and from what I've seen that hasn't bee in the games they've been involved with.
To be fair it has cooled down a bit over time, the very overt pushing of it has calmed down, I think mainly due to the outrage it generated.

 

[mindlessobserver]

I will never not laugh at how people are so pissed off at Helldivers.

One of the enemy factions are literally robot communists that repeat about bringing equality lol.

 

[I Love Beef]

I thought feminists can only have cats and wine?

I would be if it was real life, but Elden Ring is a video game. And tbh I'm very happy that the player can even choose a female PC (and doesn't penalize you for doing so) in Elden Ring; pre-Gamergate, that was a rare feature and it usually caused guys like you to seethe about it not being "realistic" (again, in a video game.) So the fact that they labeled the body types 1 and 2 is pretty much a nonissue to me.

Hey assholes! Let me ask you all some REAL QUESTIONS.

1. Who are your corporate overlords? And I don't mean Kotaku. I'm talking about CEOs and big business paid for you to shill your shit cooked fucking smear campaign tripe.
2. What's your real goals with SweetBaby and all of these consultant companies? Is it child sexual exploitation rings? Is it a supposed payback for all the preppies and whores who made fun of you in high school and are living in highrises off of trustfunds?
3. Why can't you all direct your anger and fury at them? Why do you have to shit where you eat?
4. What made you turn out this way? Into bitter, cold, ugly, and slavish people willing to serve powers that in the end, don't give a fuck about you?

You know, ideally, journalists are supposed to seek out the truth. Nowadays, it appears that the money in your pocket and the lame-o soulless malaise shithole outside that you all call "reality" is all that matters. Fuck you and fuck your world, and fuck all of your contemporaries and your masters.

 

[WelperHelper99]

Jiggle physics are the best use of compute resources.

Dead or Alive 3 came out in 2001 and those tiddies still look good. Damn I love that game.

 

[Božidarka]

You saw the pic I posted, there's no denying it, also, I like the leper on DD1&2, please, don't take my truth as an insult.

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You mean the auto-generated lowest common denominator questions on Google based on what you type into the search bar? Very good source. I guess everyone is a troon in this game then.

 

[Bowiotronic]

You mean the auto-generated lowest common denominator questions on Google based on what you type into the search bar? Very good source. I guess everyone is a troon in this game then.
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Yes.
In a game where a male is trooned out and sold to Don Corneo, also those autogenerates, lowest common denominator show dykedom, and again, asking what gender Aerith is, independently from biological sex.

 

[blablabla]

OK point 1: I am an ex-Gamergate SJW journo, and I don't recognize any of these people.

Point 2:

hahah you whiny piss baby. You seriously got fucking triggered because the character creation screen in Elden Ring said "Body 1" and "Body 2" instead of Male and Female? You're worried about Mario being "emasculated"? You piss yourself when some editing team reduces the total about of digital skin onscreen for you to beat your meat?

You whiny little boy. If you would seriously boycott Elden Ring because you're mad that the character creator made you choose "Body 2" instead of "GIRL BOOBA" to select a female character, you're too stupid to enjoy the game anyway. (It's got more women in it past the char creation screen btw)

Holy shit, this is blast from the past. Some of you guys didn't change one bit in the last 10 years. Whatever, my dollars spend as well are yours will.

kill yourself

 

[Mr Processor]

I'm glad you could give me a body type 02 perspective on this.

I could excuse an incidental spiral here or there, but spiral, with a baby logo, and baby name, and themed about babies, and talking about "forcing babies to do what they don't want" being a metaphor for pushing woke shit on gamers just SCREAMS pedo.

https://twitter.com/search?q=(from:legobutts) (to:srhbutts)&src=typed_query


I mean she's friends with pedophile Nicholas Nyberg:

https://kiwifarms.st/threads/sarah-nyberg-srhbutts-sarah-butts-nicholas-nyberg.12213/

It's not really a stretch, is it? Even their user names sort of match, "legobutts" "srhbutts." Hmm...

 

[Big Fart Bart]

Honest question, and I'm probably retarded for even responding, but which games penalize you for playing a female character? The only one with gender differences I can think of off the top of my head is Arcanum where female characters get -1 strength, but they also get +1 constitution to make up for it.

Monster Hunter games had gender specific armor and gear. Was kinda messed up as a newbie to figure out that you had to have tits to fit into the armor you wanted, but kinda interesting too. They made everything available to all genders in the more recent titles.

 

[CircuSphere]

So why exactly is this the new Satan?

In a nutshell? Heinlein wrote Starship Troopers as a backdrop for his think piece about creating a multicultural fascistic society to fight the idealized communist (literal bugs) immediately after his book about Martian Jesus spreading sexual liberation and everyone is still butthurt about it.

Also Paul Verhoeven satirized the whole thing in the movie which makes it very confusing for everyone... is it fashy? is it not fashy? is the message that communism is bad or that fascism is bad? Nobody knows! and that's why the establishment bootlickers are freaked out.

 

[6MillionCoofs]

Somewhere in the distance, a man is smugly chuckling

 

[Božidarka]

That thing in the red dress looks female to me, and now my trannydar needs calibration.

She's female and anyone who'd have to ask if this is a man or not is not very bright.

 

[Enig]

Jiggle physics are a waste of GPU cycles.

We lost worlds full of loose prop objects that react to everything due to console retards running laptop APUs for all of the 2010s yet no one ever starts a riot over that, but affect boob bounce one time and /v/ is coming with knives out.

 

[X Prime]

She's female and anyone who'd have to ask if this is a man or not is not very bright.

I was being sarcastic on the capital-I Internet sir.

 

[A Real Snorlax]

Somewhere in the distance a man is smugly chuckling

groans of dopamine shortages and painfully forced smuckles as he repeats to himself "you cant expect me to respond to something so foolish"

 

[mindlessobserver]

So why exactly is this the new Satan?

The development team are all white Swedes, it's a passion project, they used nipponese money to fund their game instead of Western developers, bo DEI consulting, no gay characters, "Managed Democracy" is a clear satire of Globohomo speak of "Our Democracy" which is just a corrupt and authoritarian Oligarchy. But taken to a crazy extreme where everyone including the leadership drinks the Kool Aide and causes a horseshoe theory of political alignment.

Also, one of the two current enemy factions are literally communists who turned themselves into robots so they could be equal. Another potential enemy faction, the Illuminates, are a skewering of the worst of Reddit style "The Science" adherents.

Oh and when asked to bend the knee and inject faggotry they told the progressives to fuck off.