- Joined
- Jul 11, 2022
Happy 3600 pages. I made a special Keffals song using suno.ai to celebrate the continued downfall of Lucas. I hope you like it:
Konstant Keffails
Konstant Keffails
Born Lucas Roberts, in London Ontario.
He'll own you on Twitter, with a ratio.
He was groomed, online by a furry.
Even tried to screw, his dog Daisy.
When his father dropped, he used all his money.
To fly to Thailand, and chop off his pee pee.
Tried to use Chris Chan, got hit with the curse.
Shadowbanned on Twitter, how can this get worse?
He tried, now hit with the curse,
Shadowbanned on Twitter, how can this get worse?
The GoFundMe grift, is running dry.
Now everyone, sees through his lie.
Even Dong Gone, is done with him.
His future prospects, are looking slim.
And even after every failed endeavor,
Null still wants him to live forever!
Keffals' own forum, it came and went.
Then his rip off wiki, joined the 41%.
Scared awake? More like bored asleep?
Defending Vaush? What a creep!
Posts another video, saying he's done.
What's wrong Lucas? I thought you won.
Told four fake stories, about the cops.
Keeps baiting drama, he never stops.
His content quality, is low and choppy.
He once told Josh, one day he'd get sloppy.
Owned by Ethan Klein and Destiny,
He ran away, from debating Augie.
Owned by Leafy, faildoxed Winter,
His only friend left, is fucking Tipster.
Psychomotor retardation, makes his videos slow.
Spends his so-called legal fees, on benzos and blow.
Sponsors DIY HRT, with loli box arts.
His tears on TV, are faker than his farts.
He gives catboy collars, to groomed guys.
He's balding hard, got Peter Lorre eyes.
His wigglers wiggle, but the farmers sneed.
Lucas copes and dilates, because he can't breed.
2024, a year of nothing but Keffails.
Only Ls for Lucas, the Farms prevails.
Keffail after fail, one after another.
Hunchbacked creep skinwalks, as his own mother.
Led the campaign against the Farms, but people no longer care.
The Farms is still running, without CloudFlare.
Lucas tells his fans that it's over, it never begun...
What's wrong Lucas? I thought you won?
He'll own you on Twitter, with a ratio.
He was groomed, online by a furry.
Even tried to screw, his dog Daisy.
When his father dropped, he used all his money.
To fly to Thailand, and chop off his pee pee.
Tried to use Chris Chan, got hit with the curse.
Shadowbanned on Twitter, how can this get worse?
He tried, now hit with the curse,
Shadowbanned on Twitter, how can this get worse?
The GoFundMe grift, is running dry.
Now everyone, sees through his lie.
Even Dong Gone, is done with him.
His future prospects, are looking slim.
And even after every failed endeavor,
Null still wants him to live forever!
Keffals' own forum, it came and went.
Then his rip off wiki, joined the 41%.
Scared awake? More like bored asleep?
Defending Vaush? What a creep!
Posts another video, saying he's done.
What's wrong Lucas? I thought you won.
Told four fake stories, about the cops.
Keeps baiting drama, he never stops.
His content quality, is low and choppy.
He once told Josh, one day he'd get sloppy.
Owned by Ethan Klein and Destiny,
He ran away, from debating Augie.
Owned by Leafy, faildoxed Winter,
His only friend left, is fucking Tipster.
Psychomotor retardation, makes his videos slow.
Spends his so-called legal fees, on benzos and blow.
Sponsors DIY HRT, with loli box arts.
His tears on TV, are faker than his farts.
He gives catboy collars, to groomed guys.
He's balding hard, got Peter Lorre eyes.
His wigglers wiggle, but the farmers sneed.
Lucas copes and dilates, because he can't breed.
2024, a year of nothing but Keffails.
Only Ls for Lucas, the Farms prevails.
Keffail after fail, one after another.
Hunchbacked creep skinwalks, as his own mother.
Led the campaign against the Farms, but people no longer care.
The Farms is still running, without CloudFlare.
Lucas tells his fans that it's over, it never begun...
What's wrong Lucas? I thought you won?
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