Careercow Jack Russell Scalfani / Cooking With Jack / Jack on the Go Show / jakatak - YouTube "Celebrity" "Chef", Living Encyclopedia of Gluttony-Induced Maladies, Salmonella Elemental

[EatBeforeYouEat]

Jack upgrading his gay porn storage capacity.

 

[eatler]

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Jack upgrading his gay porn storage capacity.

Gab may need to borrow that

 

[Falcon Sebben]

You know Jack’s a good Christian; because his blood is thicker than bread and water.

With all the beetus he's got his blood has got to be as thick as pancake batter.

I imagine if you read Jack the bene gesserit litany, Jack would look like a confused dog. And then he'd get angry.

If you read him anything that was more advanced than a book for toddlers he'd say the same thing.

You know if Jack wasn't so stroke brained, he'd complain about Dune for having political agendas by "promoting jihad"

That would have flown over his head even before the strokes. Dune is rather thick when it comes to the lore behind it. When it came out people were asking Frank Herbert if he was looking to start a new religion. But then it was the 60's and sci-fi authors starting religions wasn't all that new with L Ron Hubbard starting Scientology only about 10 years earlier.

He’s starting to sound like mike from breaking bad.

Mike however was a certified badass. Fatty wants to think he is but with half of his body dead from the stroke the best he'd be able to do is waddle after you while breathing hard.

Only Jack would complain about the portions at Cracker Barrel. Used to go there with my ex. Even when she was pregnant and I was a fatass, we would still bring like half our food home.

Most normal people have to take the leftovers home because there's too much food there. It's not a bad thing but my God there's a lot of it. Fatty and Hammy however are used to huge portions like that.

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Jack upgrading his gay porn storage capacity.

Why else would this fucker need 18T worth of storage? But seriously why would you even want something like this? If you're serious about storage and want to be able to do things like stream movies anywhere in the home you get yourself a NAS or you set up a server for it. My guess is he just saw it on sale and since bigger is better had to get it. Then had to tell everybody that he got it because they'd be totes jelly.

 

[SpotOnTheWall]

GET YOU MUGS


Featuring boomer-tier snark


Ripoff of the SpongeBob font (wonder how he knows it?)


MORE CREAMER


Hypocrisy


And something Jack has not done in many years

 

[Falcon Sebben]

MORE CREAMER

What difference does it make with this faggot. He drinks it piss weak and adds four creamers and sweeteners to it.

At that point you're not tasting the coffee. You want to know if a coffee is good? Drink it black. If it tastes good that way then it's good coffee.

And something Jack has not done in many years

Sure he does but he reads books for toddlers. Pretty pictures and easy to read words are about his speed.

 

[eatler]

GET YOU MUGS

Want to place bets, pick a mug you like and guess how much it will be.

 

[Sugriva]

GET YOU MUGS

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Ripoff of the SpongeBob font (wonder how he knows it?)

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And something Jack has not done in many years

Is this Jack's new grift? He just steals boomer Facebook memes and plasters them on mugs? There's no way he's making any of these images himself.

 

[topshrek]

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Jack upgrading his gay porn storage capacity.

How does Jack even afford to keep buying all of this crap? His channel has been dead for a decade apart from hate-watchers and Tammy's job isn't that lucrative. It surely can't all be tax fraud, can it? I'd imagine that either Hammy is going into severe credit card debt to purchase non-stop shipments of chinesium to keep her Big Boy happy until she can eventually cash out on that life insurance check or her elderly parents are financing their failure of a son-in-law's lifestyle

 

[Kosher Salt]

Why else would this fucker need 18T worth of storage? But seriously why would you even want something like this? If you're serious about storage and want to be able to do things like stream movies anywhere in the home you get yourself a NAS or you set up a server for it. My guess is he just saw it on sale and since bigger is better had to get it. Then had to tell everybody that he got it because they'd be totes jelly.

He's a real life professional YouTuber, remember. I assume it's to hold all his HD video footage so that he can digital zoom it till it looks like crap.

 

[boofit]

But seriously why would you even want something like this?

all that stuff you have to setup and therefore understand to do that computery crap that you also have to know and understand is too hard, too much work
unattainable for numerous reasons
this is easy
plug for power plug for connection
it just works without any knowledge or mastery
18TB sounds like a lot as well for nincompoops, bonus

 

[Hungry Homeless Handjob]

Jack upgrading his gay porn storage capacity.

18tb should store about 5,200 hours of 1080p/8mbps video. Alternatively, Jack is filming his monstrosities at 4k/60mbps in which case we get 700 hours of greasy, pustulent tongue action. A consumer-grade external HD is dead easy to use for the average home user, so you know Jack will get stuck halfway through setting it up and write a passive aggressive speech-to-text rant on Facebook.

Alternatively, let’s have a good day with Rob’s newest video. I’m happy that he gives a shoutout to us every once in a while, but he’s hopefully too normal of a dude to browse more than occasionally.

 

[eatler]

but he’s hopefully too normal of a dude to browse more than occasionally.

I’m sure he’s happy the forums watch him but he probably thinks “man those guys are fucked”. It would be funny though if he made an account to sticker some of the responses about him (even if he doesn’t react)

 

[Hollywood Hulk Hogan]

Coffee isn't carnivore

 

[DeadwastePrime]

Coffee isn't carnivore

correct. he should be drinking the blood of the animals

 

[fag0rz]

I like how this fat faggot goes into church lady mode when he wants to shit on somebody for interrupting his feeding frenzy. Cracker Barrel won't give him enough slop? They suck now because they put beer and wine on the menu! Not a family restaurant you guys!

Why else would this fucker need 18T worth of storage? But seriously why would you even want something like this? If you're serious about storage and want to be able to do things like stream movies anywhere in the home you get yourself a NAS or you set up a server for it. My guess is he just saw it on sale and since bigger is better had to get it. Then had to tell everybody that he got it because they'd be totes jelly.

Clearly this is for Jack and Jr. to store their Boys Gone Wild platinum collection.

18TB is a lot of eggs in a shaky basket though. Setting up some reliable home storage from an old computer using TrueNAS or Plex or Jellyfin is pretty easy, assuming you aren't retarded and lack working opposable thumbs.

 

[Crex Crex]

GET YOU MUGS

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And something Jack has not done in many years

What do any of these mugs (except the second) have to do with a "cooking"-themed channel?

 

[SpotOnTheWall]

What do any of these mugs (except the second) have to do with a "cooking"-themed channel?

Something something "food, family, fun." Except nobody's having any fun, not even Jack.

 

[Kuritan Deplorable]

What do any of these mugs (except the second) have to do with a "cooking"-themed channel?

Its obviously part of the Cooking with Jack Brand, not the channel itself. He's just conversing back to his loving community in the form of merch.

But seriously, this is fucking awful. If you want me to pay print on demand prices for a mug, please put more than five minutes effort on a stock photo site into it. For that matter, its fascinating to me that Jack hasn't tried to make a catch phrase or other channel in-joke he can market. At least, nothing intentional. He'll never know the joy of getting this out onto a tray.

 

[Marc]

I can’t be the only one amused that all the mug designs Jack is showing off are oriented to be right-handed.

 

[p1138]

Coffee isn't carnivore

"Stop telling me what to do, I'll drink my warm sugar filled bean water if I want, MOM!!"

Although he'd never actually state that, because that would require understanding that coffee is made from beans... oh god, if he ever got that notion into his head he'd think it was chil... wait a minute... maybe this is why he likes his watery chili? The beans make some part of his retarded lizard brain assume it's like coffee?