DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell: General Discussion #2

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Where is DSP?

  • He is in Connecticut visiting family/funeral

    Votes: 213 47.9%

  • He and Khet are on a honeymoon style trip

    Votes: 12 2.7%

  • He has an issue (s) with the HOA requiring immediate fixes

    Votes: 27 6.1%

  • Comcast/ISP/Internet Issues

    Votes: 16 3.6%

  • He is taking a Kino Casino style break by not announcing when he comes back

    Votes: 30 6.7%

  • Phil and/or Khet Health Issue

    Votes: 48 10.8%

  • This is a social experiment from DSP

    Votes: 99 22.2%
  • Total voters
    445
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Okay so considering Dsp is slowly starting to do things that he said he wouldnt do/do again. What are the odds that if things get tight(er) thay he will start to do IRL streams, let me explain. Since he is a lazy fuck he would just walk around his neighborhood with his phone pointing at himself and giving the equivalent of a pre stream but on the move. Would be funny since it would show his how shit his health is, since he would get fatigue from walking and talking. Alternatively wouldnt surprise if he just does "IRL" that are just him walking around his house or front yard while talking about Da Trolls or Dspolitics.
 
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00R-Gundam said:
Okay so considering Dsp is slowly starting to do things that he said he wouldnt do/do again. What are the odds that if things get tight(er) thay he will start to do IRL streams, let me explain. Since he is a lazy fuck he would just walk around his neighborhood with his phone pointing at himself and giving the equivalent of a pre stream but on the move. Would be funny since it would show his how shit his health is, since he would get fatigue from walking and talking. Alternatively wouldnt surprise if he just does "IRL" that are just him walking around his house or front yard while talking about Da Trolls or Dspolitics.
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I could see him doing more "cleaning out my closet" style streams, but not like, full on IRL streams. Part of it is I don't think Phil would know what to do with an IRL stream. When he did his vlogs back in the day, he was at least going on tournament trips to break up the monotony of his life. He did a few restaurants as well, which is what I'd say he could lean into, but it seems like these days he's more about Doordash than anything else, so we'd just get more DSP tries it. He never really seemed to click with any Washington places like he did CT, presumably because he actually had a few friends in CT keeping him from fully embracing the CT hermit life.
 
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Cyber Bowling said:
I could see him doing more "cleaning out my closet" style streams, but not like, full on IRL streams. Part of it is I don't think Phil would know what to do with an IRL stream. When he did his vlogs back in the day, he was at least going on tournament trips to break up the monotony of his life. He did a few restaurants as well, which is what I'd say he could lean into, but it seems like these days he's more about Doordash than anything else, so we'd just get more DSP tries it. He never really seemed to click with any Washington places like he did CT, presumably because he actually had a few friends in CT keeping him from fully embracing the CT hermit life.
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And of course, if he did go anywhere, it wouldn't take long before people started calling the place trying to fuck with him. To a degree, his hermit lifestyle makes sense.
 
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QwahlityKahntent said:
even if it did say latina, gangbangs are still videos of groups of men and only one woman. phil is gay
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Supposedly a sign of closeted homosexuality, why do you need all those male hookers and only one female one to coom is the logic, but I've never seen the counter claim, where if it's a group of female hookers fucking one male hooker it's a sign of closeted heterosexuality, so it could be just standard degenerate stupidity with no logic attached, aka, Derich Ip posting.
Big Brown Schlub said:
Alternate insane doody-tier theory: Phil envisions himself as the latina getting railed because he has AGP. It explains why he did that crossdressing Karen Masters costume for Halloween and why he started wearing that woman's cardigan. The first episode of DSPahlitics will invAHLve DSP announcing that he's trooning out.
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That's exactly why it's supposedly a sign of closeted at least bisexuality, which is always me thinking the announcer is saying "bye-bye" to being straight. It's not insane, just not as founded as well as the downfromtherafters sweatyman.jpg collector id is on Phil.
arc minsk said:
phil was stupidly youtube famous in the early 2010s. at least 150k of them were legit people who liked something about his channel. and if any of his subs are fake (they get audited often, he rarely loses subs) then it was one of his retard fans who thought they were helping phil by doing it.
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Bot subscriptions had been happening on youtube for years by then. Not convincing. You also have a dedicated autistic trying to hack abandoned youtube accounts to use them to trick others into thinking they actually like Phil so "he was popular because numbers said so at one time" when the numbers have always been fudged doesn't fly.
 
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Need Help With Tips said:
The creator of Dragon Ball, Akira Toriyama has died. He was also behind the art for Chrono Trigger, which Dave cried after playing. Any bets on how DSP makes this about him tomorrow?
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Take a wild guess.
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TheGreatWhiteNorth said:
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This fucking retard.

He was 68 years old when he died, but of those 68 years, he worked on Dragonball for 45 of them. Does he seriously think that Toriyama was drawing panels of the original Dragonball series when he was barely an itch in his dad's nut sack?

For fuck's sake, Phil, stop making money off of people's deaths. You don't miss him. You don't give a fuck about him. You could have just said your piece and moved on, but you found yet another opportunity to make money from the dead. Dude's been dead for a whole week, and Phil is already waiting to dig from his grave. And then he wonders why John and Howard don't talk to him. Holy shit.
 
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Overdrive MASK_de_SMITH said:
This fucking retard.

He was 68 years old when he died, but of those 68 years, he worked on Dragonball for 45 of them. Does he seriously think that Toriyama was drawing panels of the original Dragonball series when he was barely an itch in his dad's nut sack?

For fuck's sake, Phil, stop making money off of people's deaths. You don't miss him. You don't give a fuck about him. You could have just said your piece and moved on, but you found yet another opportunity to make money from the dead. Dude's been dead for a whole week, and Phil is already waiting to dig from his grave. And then he wonders why John and Howard don't talk to him. Holy shit.
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But dood, he doesn't clout chase! He said so himself!
 
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He definitely knew who he was, I know Phil watched dragonball (even though he got vegeta and raditz mixed up. and had the most retard view on the "morals" of the saiyans) Hes just gonna wax poetic again on how much Akira Toriyama meant to to him, probably talk about Chrono Trigger, tear up, and then talk about his legacy while not talking Dr Slump, Blue Dragon Dragon Quest or Sandland. Bonus points if he says something along the lines of "I always saw myself in Goku, he was always changing and getting better, just like me having to change to full time youtube after getting laid off, becoming an interactive live streamer..."
 
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Malakim Phoros said:
Bonus points if he says something along the lines of "I always saw myself in Goku, he was always changing and getting better, just like me having to change to full time youtube after getting laid off, becoming an iteratcitve live streamer..."
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"....and if my body of work has the same impact on just one of my viewers that Chrono Trigger had on me then my life will have been worth it. Guys, life is short - so if you like my content please consider leaving a like, a super-chat, a super-sticker, a membership...."
 
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