Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

What would the outcome of the harassment restraining order be?

  • A WIN for the Toe against Patrick Melton.

    Votes: 63 14.9%
  • A WIN for the Toe against Nicholas Rekieta.

    Votes: 6 1.4%
  • A MAJOR WIN for the Toe, it's upheld against both of them.

    Votes: 106 25.1%
  • Huge L, felted, cooked etc, it gets thrown out.

    Votes: 79 18.7%
  • A win for the lawyers (and Kiwi Farms) because it gets postponed again.

    Votes: 169 40.0%

  • Total voters
    423
Big people like... Mersh are counting on them to make money...

One laughed. Imagine Mersh having more clout than yourself.... Get felted, Balldo.

Anyone who has done any dev work knows rumble doesn't want it in this state. Big people like Crowder and Mersh are counting on them to make money and they are screaming at Rumble. Nick is going to get a token "we're working on it" response. During the SOTU Tucker was supposed to stream on rumble and he clearly had issues getting connected. Nick's local chat not being able to talk about how their cat is sick isn't a priority.

To the rest, you are entirely correct. I imagine their dev team looks like 5-6 harried developers frantically Googling 'How to do X with Y software in Z language'. No to punch down on smaller teams or new companies, but they should have been running double shifts in the lead up to such a large event and testing well in advance.

No one generally cares if you make some mistakes and try to get better, but they will remember it when you muck up so spectacularly. Failures like this associate with your brand and is not good at all.
 
Give me a break. Even if that's true, I think it's beside the point. His LOCALS was a shithole stretching back further than three months ago.
No arguments here about the culture of Nick's locals. I never paid but would look in some time ago, it was a shit show even then.

I just can't tell from that message if it's in reference to technical issues (which are happening site-wide), or hurt fee-fees.
 
During the SOTU Tucker was supposed to stream on rumble and he clearly had issues getting connected. Nick's local chat not being able to talk about how their cat is sick isn't a priority.
This is my point. Unlike Carlson, Nick wasn't gonna do a live version of the SOTU on LOCALS, or anywhere for that matter.

His social media fails because his content is dogshit, and he is an insufferable drunken twat. Anybody that entertains the notion that software problems are what's keeping him back have not been paying attention to the last year.

I only mention this because I know damn well what he's gonna try and convince people of now. He's probably happy Rumble is having problems. It's something else he can blame.
 
Wait… The day before yesterday he said that the Rumble flip won’t be a part of it, doesn’t have to do it, blah blah.

And yesterday he DID the rumble flip. Did… Did he do it just to “own” the farms and the people laughing at him about the contract?!

Surely Rekieta isn’t that much of an oppositional tard, right?!

Updates from Nick and LOCALS:

He has a meeting next week, supposedly. How many shows will he cancel for it?

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HUH?!?

A disaster?!?

I thought Locals was the really fun place where you could have really fun, mature fun and post funny pics of your body parts!

What happened Nick?!

Come on… Weren’t the folks who warned you about turning it into a parasocial winemom feast, wrong?!
 
Wait… The day before yesterday he said that the Rumble flip won’t be a part of it, doesn’t have to do it, blah blah.

And yesterday he DID the rumble flip. Did… Did he do it just to “own” the farms and the people laughing at him about the contract?!

Surely Rekieta isn’t that much of an oppositional tard, right?!

He's desperate, and really wetbrained.
 
And yesterday he DID the rumble flip. Did… Did he do it just to “own” the farms and the people laughing at him about the contract?!
I doubt it was this. The farms has been a pretty good job "owning" itself the past few days. More likely than not he was just too drunk or pillbrained to process what he was doing and fell back into old habits.
 
Software is more often than it should be, a poorly thought out business done on the cheap that forces users to test their services for free. Doubly true if the business venture is providing a clone of something or is related to a free service.

Rumble's likely responses regarding Nick is probably something along the lines of how Nick treats his audience re:5K gift. "It's still in testing" "Being included in a future update", etc... I seem to remember him being a mouthpiece for Locals' working on backend changes as well. So he has that language down pat.

Didn't his dad work in software or technology products? Maybe that's explains his insistence on knowing how these things work as another example of his omniscence obtained by second hand knowledge... just a random thought.

Anyway, the difference here is, Nick is not smart enough to work in software. He can barely sober up long enough to put together a jigsaw puzzle. If he could manage to complete even a simple project, such a jigsaw puzzle, without a plathora of excuses to go with then I'm not going to lie... I'd be pleasantly and positively thrilled for him.

His Locals (in its current state) is genuinely a waste of time, so if he's still getting paid flat fees from the company to keep it, then that's the only reason to maintain it... perhaps the Locals gives him an out as he can keep tabs on his "community" without having to stream as much and that gives him more leeway (in his wet brain state) to neglect his brand.
 
perhaps the Locals gives him an out as he can keep tabs on his "community" without having to stream as much and that gives him more leeway (in his wet brain state) to neglect his brand.
He's maintaining his locals because its a hugbox he can get his retardation reinforced without criticism by people who PAY him to DEFEND his bad choices. He probably only regrets his wine mom nudes drying up.
 
He's maintaining his locals because its a hugbox he can get his retardation reinforced without criticism by people who PAY him to DEFEND his bad choices. He probably only regrets his wine mom nudes drying up.

Imagine being Sally, and trying to be taken seriously after sending old wrinkly feet pics to Drex.

She could run for Congress, and I would laugh, still remembering she did that.
 
No to punch down on smaller teams or new companies, but they should have been running double shifts in the lead up to such a large event and testing well in advance.
They should have spent all that money they gave Nick on actual programmers. People are looking to get off of Youtube you don't have to throw money at imbeciles to get people to your platform, you just have to make your shit work properly, it's not rocket surgery but apparently to Rumble it is.
 
So Drex was farming the wine moms too? That's news to me, not surprising but still pretty fucking sad.

Just leeching off the leftovers from Nick's Locals.


The incriminating Sally feet post in Drex's thread (by @Peace Through Power) is here

Since his thread is so short, I got to experience it all over again while looking for that linked post, and while Nick is still my favorite cow, Drex's thread is my favorite. The posts with screenshots showing his degenerate antics and kiwi's descriptions of them made me laugh all over again.
 
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Its amazing at how big this Elissa clips thread has gotten, this drunk non-practicing lawyer character she created has been a big success
Maybe for April Fool's the thread should get renamed to "The ElissaClipiverse" or some such. It would absolutely piss Nick off to know he's only as valuable as the woman clipping his show.
 
Maybe for April Fool's the thread should get renamed to "The ElissaClipiverse" or some such. It would absolutely piss Nick off to know he's only as valuable as the woman clipping his show.
Correction: He's LESS valuable. Of course, the narcissist would never acknowledge that fact, so he'd just have to cope, seethe & drink...
 
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