@Fareal Tall Tales Appreciation Thread

[LurkTrawl]

I mean I think it's lame to brag about but I've done much worse things than that

Sure but you're an unstoppable force of humor so you get a pass.

 

[Dyn]

Yeah, because obviously that actually happened, lol, yes I absolutely incomprehensibly did that

I've done worse for less, it's a pretty mundane and believable story that people have no real reason not to uncritically accept as truth.

 

[Fareal]

Fareal is a Tzeentch cultist confirmed.

I play Night Lords in fact. Never liked the Thousand Sons rulesets even when occasionally they were good.

@Dyn I thought "he shits the floor" was a bridge too far for uncritical acceptance but nope

 

[Dyn]

@Dyn I thought "he shits the floor" was a bridge too far for uncritical acceptance but nope

I've been in public toilets before, it's not. Somebody's out there doing it.

 

[LurkTrawl]

@Dyn I thought "he shits the floor" was a bridge too far for uncritical acceptance but nope

I don't know why you would when you're posting on a site with dozens of threads on people who've done that and more with feces.

 

[Dyn]

I don't know why you would when you're posting on a site with dozens of threads on people who've done that and more with feces.

I know a guy who did his poo into a little single-serve milk carton and then threw it at somebody.

edit;
I also know a guy who got upset at the nurses when he was in hospital so he did his poo directly into the autoclave.

 

[RACISM]

>post a bunch of revealing stuff
>people go wtf
>I was just kidding lol
Felix tried that tactic too.

 

[umami's milk]

I don't know why you would when you're posting on a site with dozens of threads on people who've done that and more with feces.

Including the thread we're in right now! I kiss da pooper

 

[Dyn]

Oh, and I haven't thought about this one for ages but in primary we dared the retarded kid to do his poo into the urinal trough and told him we'd stand lookout and then we ran and told the teacher and he got caught halfway through doing poo into the urinal trough.

 

[Shidoen]

I play Night Lords in fact. Never liked the Thousand Sons rulesets even when occasionally they were good.

@Dyn I thought "he shits the floor" was a bridge too far for uncritical acceptance but nope

Emperor's Children and World Eaters for me

 

[Dyn]

I just like stories about doing poos in inappropriate places to poo.

 

[Fareal]

Emperor's Children and World Eaters for me

My waifu Fulgrim. You a fan of ADB then? Betrayer goes hard

 

[Dyn]

I've always wanted to figure out a way to do a poo into the inside of a waterbed there's a guy I don't like who has one.

 

[umami's milk]

Oh, and I haven't thought about this one for ages but in primary we dared the retarded kid to do his poo into the urinal trough and told him we'd stand lookout and then we ran and told the teacher and he got caught halfway through doing poo into the urinal trough.

Oh and you thought that was funny, huh? You thought it would be funny to dare some poor kid to go cheeks out full log-maker in the urinal, huh?!

 

[Fareal]

I've always wanted to figure out a way to do a poo into the inside of a waterbed there's a guy I don't like who has one.

Jam funnel. Either stick it into the end of the hose (ideally you'd shorten the hose or use an offcut) and shit in the jam funnel. Suggest you make sure you're having diarrhoea at the time for better flow.

 

[Dyn]

Oh and you thought that was funny, huh? You thought it would be funny to dare some poor kid to go cheeks out full log-maker in the urinal, huh?!

It was really really funny he pulled his pants up and tried to run away halfway through doing his poo, even though all the teachers knew him by sight because he was a problem kid, so he ended up with a pooey bum for no reason.

Jam funnel. Either stick it into the end of the hose (ideally you'd shorten the hose or use an offcut) and shit in the jam funnel. Suggest you make sure you're having diarrhoea at the time for better flow.

No I really want there to be a visible intact poo that he eventually notices floating around inside it. I'm thinking I could drain it, slit it, go poo into it, then there might be a way to weld up the slit with a lighter or some acrylic sheeting, but would it still hold water afterwards?

 

[umami's milk]

to weld up the slit with a lighter or some acrylic sheeting, but would it still hold water afterwards?

Perhaps try flex tape? Also the poop is eventually going to dissolve into the water so what's the point if he doesn't see it in time?

 

[Fareal]

It was really really funny he pulled his pants up and tried to run away halfway through doing his poo, even though all the teachers knew him by sight because he was a problem kid, so he ended up with a pooey bum for no reason.

No I really want there to be a visible intact poo that he eventually notices floating around inside it. I'm thinking I could drain it, slit it, go poo into it, then there might be a way to weld up the slit with a lighter or some acrylic sheeting, but would it still hold water afterwards?

I dunno about modern ones, but you used to be able to patch older ones with a tyre patch kit very successfully.

 

[Dyn]

Perhaps try flex tape? Also the poop is eventually going to dissolve into the water so what's the point if he doesn't see it in time?

Good point.

Is there something I can eat that will make my poo not dissolve in water?

 

[LurkTrawl]

there might be a way to weld up the slit with a lighter or some acrylic sheeting, but would it still hold water afterwards?

https://www.amazon.com/waterbed-repair-kit/s?k=waterbed+repair+kit

They make repair kits for them, so it's definitely possible. As far as not having poo dissolve try eating a lot of toast/bananas and taking a mild anti-diarrheal.