Sweet Baby Inc. and the Steam Curator Group Conspiracy - The company that is responsible for the diarrheic video game writing.

Frosted Snowflakes said:
@Sinner's Sandwich has a point. If you read one of the golden rules, Kiwi Farms clearly stated that we are NOT an illuminati. We're here to point-and-laugh at the cows and point out any facts they're hiding, not to harass the cows on social media.
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I agree, but I saw an opportunity for a joke and took it.

Also this whore is going to be bombarded with questions anyway, whether or not we say anything about it. I'm someone who'd rather watch the circus than join the circus, but there is going to be no shortage of dickheads wanting to jump into the 3 rings and perform.
 
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Brigadoom said:
Aye pretty much. Gamers have the exceedingly bad habit of not sticking to their word. There's one image that I think really highlights the issue and it's from 15 fucking years ago. It's sad that it stays relevant.
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Boycotts and video games have a history of not going very well.

They only really work if you have enough popular support and sometimes people think they have the support of the the majority of others have but they in reality don't. Even if their cause is just it is very, very hard to organize strangers across the Internet to do something especially with games that can potentially have giant player bases.

The notorious image of the Boycott Modern Warfare 2 (WE WANT DEDICATED SERVERS) shows that group had 833 members. Even if they all held firm and never bought the game, it sold 12 million units in 2009 so what would of ultimately been accomplished? 10 people boycotting a game only 50 people play daily is going to make a bigger impact then 10 people boycotting a game 50,000 play daily.

There is also the issue for some games where it doesn't matter if people stop playing the game or don't buy it for whatever reason it doesn't matter because whales keep buying things anyway.
 
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DungeonMaster said:
The hot takes from r/gamingcirclejerk are priceless.

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Thats right I am a threat.
Be fucking scared because I've just leveled up.
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Kulee Baba said:
I’ve shilled this video before, even suggested it to Null to play on MATI because the guy who made it did a good job explaining what modern shit game development is like.
It’s amazing I thought game development was based on the interest of the people who made it and then streamlined for a wider audience. Now it’s made to appeal to a little cult of influencers.
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It is shocking that devs actually care about ResetEra but it explains a lot.
 
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Fishmalk Observer said:
It doesn't have to be a a rigid boycott with brigading and other gay shit, just being around and calling the company shit is enough. I'll never buy a Ubisoft game, for example, but i don,t go around shooting it. I just keep my precious chud money. I'm sure the companies are well aware of this.
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That approach seems more effective. It's one thing to have issues with an individual game feature, mechanic or system, it's another to have a problem with a company, its employees or its politics. The former can be seen more as minor and trivial, the latter on the other hand has potential to be more serious.
 
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Popper Whiting said:
I think we have our first lolcow of Gamergate 2.0 with Alyssa Mercante. She's a fucking hack who writes insane blogs and shares way too much personal information. We have insane blogs she wrote going back to 2011ish where she complains about being in customer service whilst being blond and Italian. She is a busted out mess like Anisa Johma, and she seems to have a Fatrick Tomlinson and Keffals like need to try and "own" people on twitter. She definitely has potential, in that Alison Rapp kinda way.
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She is certainly delusional like your average lolcow is.

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In exhibit A she cries about totally real death threats, just like the faggots did back in the days of gamergate, but like any delusional leftist retard she has to be a victim while simultaneously being a badass girlboss who no man will step to

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Here in the replies she brags to one of her pussy male allies that her flabby middle aged biceps are totally going to scare off all of the heckin gamer chuds. Let me just state for the record that she will shit her pants if she came across the fattest kiwi on the site in real life and her delusional shit talk is laughable.
 
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Kulee Baba said:
I’ve shilled this video before, even suggested it to Null to play on MATI because the guy who made it did a good job explaining what modern shit game development is like.
It’s amazing I thought game development was based on the interest of the people who made it and then streamlined for a wider audience. Now it’s made to appeal to a little cult of influencers.
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And all that for ten people on ResetEra to say "Thanks but no thanks."

When I was a kid, I went to Yosemite National Park and I saw all these giant sequoia trees. But the one thing that stood out to me the most was listening to a park ranger talk about forest fires and the effect they had on the wilderness. For decades, the National Park Service had taken very good care of the land to make sure fires didn't spread. But they also noticed that no new sequoia saplings were sprouting. So one of the rangers got a bright idea to let a fire burn through the land, which they did. They set a controlled fire which burned up the weeds and decaying materials that were scattered between the trees. You know what the rangers found when they surveyed the aftermath? Sequoia saplings. It turns out the fires not only clear out the junk on the ground, they help the seeds spread and germinate.

This is why I want to see the gaming industry crash. It needs a good fire to clear out all the lazy developers who think pandering to Reset Era is how you market a game. Then maybe it'll open the door for good developers who actually want to make fun games.
 
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Frosted Snowflakes said:
Is Hasan going to cuck for Alyssa Mercante?
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God, this is beautiful, she thinks that if Hasan throws her a rope he's going to help pull her out of this mess, when instead what will happen is it will end up pulling Hasan in, and I don't think he'll be able to handle a full on autism storm.
If his response is anything other than to ignore it or say "Kek, you're on your own" Hasan will prove that he is not only stupid, but a complete fucking retard.
 
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