Inactive Shmorky / David Kelly / Daisy Kay / Sandypants / Peaches the Puppy & Ex-Fiance Amanda "Mandy" Mullen - Something Awful throwaway, pedophile sexual predator, abusive tranny schizo chaser; batshit crazy ex-fiancée


I can't imagine why you'd feel that way about his Patreon.
That intro though.
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every time I see this 6 foot tall burly guy walking around in a boy/girl hat over a fake wig I feel the secondhand embarrassment shed a few years off my lifespan.
I was about to be "that guy" and ask you how a fake wig is different from a real wig, but then I realised that gluing some yarn to your head kinda is a fake wig.
 

Oh, c'mon, Shmorky. By conceding that Pepe is now a "hate symbol," the alt-right trolls are basically getting exactly what they want. You should know that an artist's creation can take on a life of its own and go through a wide variety of phases; you made Zalgo, for Christ's sake. Pepe isn't any more hateful than any other internet meme. He's just a chill dude who likes to pee with his pants down all the way and smoke weed. Sometimes he feels good, man, and sometimes he feels bad, man. Why do you hate on poor Pepe? He's done nothing wrong!

Perhaps if you got to know Pepe better you might like him. Here, I made you an art:

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Pepe/Shmorky OTP 4 lyfe
 
Oh, c'mon, Shmorky. By conceding that Pepe is now a "hate symbol," the alt-right trolls are basically getting exactly what they want. You should know that an artist's creation can take on a life of its own and go through a wide variety of phases; you made Zalgo, for Christ's sake. Pepe isn't any more hateful than any other internet meme. He's just a chill dude who likes to pee with his pants down all the way and smoke weed. Sometimes he feels good, man, and sometimes he feels bad, man. Why do you hate on poor Pepe? He's done nothing wrong!

Perhaps if you got to know Pepe better you might like him. Here, I made you an art:

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Pepe/Shmorky OTP 4 lyfe
Beautiful!
All we need now are some more nazi klurfs raping jews and we have a new Pepe meme!
 
Pardon me for not trawling through all 29 pages here, but I assume that all the cringeworthy tales that Shmorkys exgirlfriend (the "What do YOU want me to do?!" Chick) posted on something sensitive have also been shared here?

All the good stuff about him being into powdering her ass and changing diapers, living in a trailer in the woods, refusing to go out without his yarn wig and being creepily happy whenever the boss would bring his daughter to work?
 
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