Bossman Austin Curtis Peterson / BossmanJack / AustinGambles / Austin_07 / irondollah - Gambling addict, convicted felon, scammer, and raging manchild that hates his fucking life, FAKE MONEY

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Duration of Rehab Saga Mk. IV

  • < 1WK

    Votes: 308 20.8%
  • < 3 WK

    Votes: 432 29.2%
  • < 6WK

    Votes: 216 14.6%
  • Completed Successfully

    Votes: 524 35.4%

  • Total voters
    1,480
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Austin demonstrates self-control by leaving Keno after a single bet. He then goes on to do a number of calculated bets on BlackJack, strictly adhering to best practises and established strategies based on statistics and probability, coming out on top with a reasonable profit. $1000 is quickly transferred to his mom as a small thank you for all she does for him. Rat dad enters the room, they have a heartwarming bonding experience over installing his new door together, and Austin finally ends the stream by politely thanking all his viewers and paypiggies supporters for their time and attention.




SIKE!
 
After the winner of the "$60 feature giveaway" (not actually a giveaway) turns out to be a sock account 3 times in a row, Austin has a really weird and bizarre freakout:
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Thank you @Absolutely Retarded for supplying Crack-o-Vision™.
Oh my god, the music is perfectly in sync with his mental breakdown. Right when he says there he is and dawning realization creeps in.

Even his choice in nigger background """music""" trolls him. Reality truly surpasses fiction.
 
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