Plagued Soyjak.Party / The Sharty - The altchan born from the ashes of /qa/

[Fräulein Troonjak]

>*cordbabble*

Alright, let's argue like manly men then.

My posts may be long, sure, but they can't really be any shorter. I'm trying to convey the entirety of my musings. I do try to shorten them when I can.
My posts are NOT irrelevant. I always try to take the context of the thread, the highlights, the most recent posts, only to then sprinkle a bit of personal feelings when crafting a post. People want to see critical analyses of the state of soyjak.party.
I may not comment on the current things, but I offer criticism when applicable. I encourage others to make better posts, either directly or by inspiring them.

Meanwhile, your reactioncoal does nothing but incite angryposts. Nothing else to say about it.

Conclusion: ALL my posts are something someone cares about.

 

[Mullet Man]

Alright, let's argue like manly men then.

My posts may be long, sure, but they can't really be any shorter. I'm trying to convey the entirety of my musings. I do try to shorten them when I can.
My posts are NOT irrelevant. I always try to take the context of the thread, the highlights, the most recent posts, only to then sprinkle a bit of personal feelings when crafting a post. People want to see critical analyses of the state of soyjak.party.
I may not comment on the current things, but I offer criticism when applicable. I encourage others to make better posts, either directly or by inspiring them.

Meanwhile, your reactioncoal does nothing but incite angryposts. Nothing else to say about it.

Conclusion: ALL my posts are something someone cares about.

You're delusional if you think your posts are informative in any way.

 

[Montenegro supremacist]

(A̶l̶r̶i̶g̶h̶t̶, l̶e̶t̶'s̶ a̶r̶g̶u̶e̶ l̶i̶k̶e̶ m̶a̶n̶l̶y̶ m̶e̶n̶ t̶h̶e̶n.) <- This part is entirely irrelevant and adds nothing to your post

My posts may be long, s̶u̶r̶e, but they can't r̶e̶a̶l̶l̶y be any shorter. I'm trying to convey t̶h̶e̶ e̶n̶t̶i̶r̶e̶t̶y̶ o̶f̶ m̶y̶ m̶u̶s̶i̶n̶g̶s my thoughts. I do try to shorten them when I can.
My posts are NOT irrelevant. I always try to take the context of the thread, (t̶̶h̶̶e̶̶ h̶̶i̶̶g̶̶h̶̶l̶̶i̶̶g̶̶h̶̶t̶̶s̶̶, t̶̶h̶̶e̶̶ m̶̶o̶̶s̶̶t̶̶ r̶̶e̶̶c̶̶e̶̶n̶̶t̶̶ p̶̶o̶̶s̶̶t̶̶s̶ o̶n̶l̶y̶ t̶o̶ t̶h̶e̶n̶ s̶p̶r̶i̶n̶k̶l̶e̶ a̶ b̶i̶t̶ o̶f̶ p̶e̶r̶s̶o̶n̶a̶l) with a sprinkle of my feelings when crafting a post. People want (t̶o̶ s̶e̶e) a critical analyses of the state of (s̶o̶y̶j̶a̶k̶.p̶a̶r̶ty) the Sharty.
I may not comment on the current things, but I offer criticism when applicable. I encourage others to make better posts, either directly or by inspiring them.

Meanwhile, your reactioncoal does nothing but incite angryposts. N̶o̶t̶h̶i̶n̶g̶ e̶l̶s̶e̶ t̶o̶ s̶a̶y̶ a̶b̶o̶u̶t̶ i̶t (if you have nothing else to say about it, then you don't need to add that sentence.)

Conclusion: ALL my posts are something someone cares about.

I shortened this post just to show how much wit you lack, could have shortened it down even further. Your idea of pestering Froot/Doll into improving the site will never work, and it's in all honesty profoundly retarded. As well, if you want to spam about your analysis of the sharty, just get a discord buddy to listen to your incredible plans. No wonder you were fired within a day.

 

[NvII iS 8ulLt f0R 88C]

Just gonna dump some gems in here. The exceptional rare gems you don't see in the wild anymore. /qa/ is dead, gentlemen!

Spoiler: Long

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All from the old Booru. I'm sorry, I wish I had been there to save the lost media Billy Mays soyjaks and amass a large, original 'jak folder myself. I can only LARP as an oldtroon now. I mean I guess I AM kind of old considering the links to the old Booru archive aren't in the Wayback machine anymore. I actually downloaded them from the pinned post in /soy/ back when it was there.

These are more /int/-culture related than sharty//qa/-culture related you sub-50 iq mongoloid. If I can recall, the thread these were originally posted in was on 4cuck /int/ anyways. You are unironically same as those oldcuck larpers badmouthing newGODS by posting shit they found on youtube without knowing the context of what they are posting.

 

[Mullet Man]

STOP ARGUING ABOUT GAY NIGGERSHIT AND COME HELP US RAID COOMER.PARTY
2 CATTIES WIPED 1 TO GO
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ALL PERSONAL ARMIES KILL ROPE DOXXX RAPE DESTROY ALL GOONERS NOOOOOOOOOOOOW!
'chive:https://archive.is/qKY2o

This just in: chan.kemono.party shut down due to all the bandwith lag from the raid. The soyjaks crashed the site.

 

[Dr Sprokeberg]

I made an account just to ask this question as it seems to be the only place for meta discussions. What is the sharty to you?

For me, the 'arty was never about soyjaks. It was about what it represented and what got /qa/ acked: Annoying people for laughs. Wether it be 'jaks, frogs, gore, 'cado, offsite or insite. Don't matter. Fucking with 4chan boards, twitch streamers and twitter troons were some of the best times I had online. Some of my favourites:

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You can't build your website around a temporary meme but that seems to be exactly what all admins other than Soot are doing, and what all nu-teens want. Soyjaks are dying. It's about to become a 1PPH website like thefrogpond.

Agree. I think it'd have been better if /qa/ stayed the main board and /soy/ remained mostly for soydueling and soyposting, though.

'jakking is going to die eventually anyway, so might as well have fun with it while it's still funny. And when it's no longer funny to us, lets hand it over to the next generation of 'teens to have fun with instead of acting like 35yo 4cuck oldfags asking the newfags to get off their lawn.

Spoiler: some more gems

>Didn't read, saged, hidden, built for __

 

[Fräulein Troonjak]

These are more /int/-culture related than sharty//qa/-culture related you sub-50 iq mongoloid. If I can recall, the thread these were originally posted in was on 4cuck /int/ anyways. You are unironically same as those oldcuck larpers badmouthing newGODS by posting shit they found on youtube without knowing the context of what they are posting.

You didnt even look at them. And no, like I said, I got them from a /soy/ sticky. You'd know if you were there you disgusting turkroach

@Fräulein Troonjak
>Its origin in /int/ or its spread to the Booru and Party does not make it pertinent to the discussion.
There's literally an ongoing contest on the soybooru dedicated to this war.
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I'm sure the people itt are more interested in hearing actual drama relating to the site than whatever spergbabble you have to offer.
Also stop being a hypocrite by criticizing other users for things that you do
>lack substance
So do your posts, you have yet to post anything informative. You're delusional if you think your posts are informative in any way.
>lazy
So are your posts, as you generate them with AI
>mess with the threads flow
Again, you're describing your posting style. All of your posts have been shit nobody cares about containing arbitrary opinions.

Let's unpack this.

First off, how about a poll? Let's see how interesting drama NOT relating to the site is when compared to "spergbabble" from one of its users.

Now, you don't explain how my posts aren't informative either. Try exemplifying that.

Me using AI to generate posts? A scandalous, baseless accusation.

"arbitrary opinions"? DUH, every single opinion is arbitrary. I am a good Party user and I will be heard!

Conclusion: You might want to add some substance to your dramatic allegations.

I shortened this post just to show how much wit you lack, could have shortened it down even further. Your idea of pestering Froot/Doll into improving the site will never work, and it's in all honesty profoundly retarded. As well, if you want to spam about your analysis of the sharty, just get a discord buddy to listen to your incredible plans. No wonder you were fired within a day.

Good one, you're being helpful for once.

Also, care to explain how exactly it will never work? It worked under Soot, and it will work now, simple as.

And no, I will not use trooncord. I might as well keep to myself if that's what I wanted. I am no offsiter!

Lastly, my reign as a janitor lasted six months. Stop spreading harmful misinformation by saying that it only lasted one day.

 

[L33t Hax0r]

I made an account just to ask this question as it seems to be the only place for meta discussions. What is the sharty to you?

For me, the 'arty was never about soyjaks. It was about what it represented and what got /qa/ acked: Annoying people for laughs. Wether it be 'jaks, frogs, gore, 'cado, offsite or insite. Don't matter. Fucking with 4chan boards, twitch streamers and twitter troons were some of the best times I had online. Some of my favourites:

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You can't build your website around a temporary meme but that seems to be exactly what all admins other than Soot are doing, and what all nu-teens want. Soyjaks are dying. It's about to become a 1PPH website like thefrogpond.

IMO, the sharty was always about satire. Always has been. We simply made boards to accommodate people who make fun of life in other ways. However, I don't think the sharty or soyjaks are dying. We are simply becoming paranoid.

 

[NvII iS 8ulLt f0R 88C]

This just in: chan.kemono.party shut down due to all the bandwith lag from the raid. The soyjaks crashed the site.

 

[Thoughber]

You didnt even look at them. And no, like I said, I got them from a /soy/ sticky. You'd know if you were there you disgusting turkroach

You're retarded, that sticky from the soot-era was a download for a backup of the now defunct soybooru.booru.org.
The majority of the 'jaks on there came from /qa/ and /int/, it was by no means a sharty thing and got closed before /qa/ was locked. The fact you think that having what was literally intended to be a starter pack for newfags makes you an oldfag that knows everything is hilarious.

Also congratulations on baiting me into making an account, I've been lurking the 'farms since this thread was made and nothing else in it has managed to frustrate me like your posts do.

 

[Gustaf VI Adolf]

Hey weird question, but you wouldn't happen to be from Ontario would you? Asking because saw something interesting the other day that made me think about you. You also wouldn't happen to be old friends with someone named Brad Cadenhead would you?

never been to ontario and don't know any brads. I've also seen a lot of people on the internet who I thought I recognized, unfortunately it's too large these days and chances are it's just someone who acts similarly.

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so true xister, read all of it btw

 

[AnOminous]

Don't matter. Fucking with 4chan boards, twitch streamers and twitter troons were some of the best times I had online. Some of my favourites:

And somehow they didn't care for years until it was /tttt/ getting raided.

 

[L33t Hax0r]

Saying that 'it's over' is why the site is beginning to decline, just letting you know.

By the way, I made an SMV from the funny AI songs thread. I can't post on the sharty because reasons, and the booru is too retarded for this large of a file. So someone post it for me, thanks. IK it's technically slideshowcoal but I like how it turned out.

 

[Touch Of The ‘Tism]

Soyjak.Farty has gone read-only because of a server change according to Trangeleno. Not too important long term.

For an hour
>or so

He also announces in the thread that his last ever q&a is tommorrow. Be there or be square.

*On the ‘farty and on the ‘Schloggy

 

[Mullet Man]

The site is currently on "read only" mode. According to Angeleno its "because of the server move relating to the sharty side of things".

https://archive.ph/3eqju

Not sure exactly what this means but I assume the site is being moved to better servers, since I've heard rumours that the site's servers are "located in angeleno's garage."

 

[Gustaf VI Adolf]

I can't post on the sharty because reasons

I heard 'leno is migrating the site to a new server(for some reason)

 

[Touch Of The ‘Tism]

>since i've heard rumours that the site's servers are "located in angeleno's garage."

 

[Mankirk]

Can a couple of jackasses from the Sharty just trash this thread and everybody in it? Apparently almost all the people in here seem to argue over reactions represented by little images that affect score but in the end don't really matter.

Help us 'teens, you are our only hope to make this threas into gemmies

 

[Fräulein Troonjak]

>Öh Mëïn ßcïëncë, Fräülëïn Tröönjäk brökë üp wïth më bëcäüße Ï äm ä lïtëräl prötö-Näzi chüd whö rëfüßëd tö dënöuncë Öttö Vän Bïßmärk? GÖD Ïß HËCKÏNG DËÄD!

>Änd thën.. trüth????? ähähhähhä wë cän't ßäÿ änÿthïng äböüt! äll öür längüägëß ärë cönfïnëd tö ßübjëctïvë hümän ëxpërïëncëß änd THËRËFÖRË wë cän't bë öbjëctïvë. Fëël ßtüpïd nöw LÖL whät Ï cönträdïctëd mÿsëlf?? ÿöü clëärlÿ dön't gët ït, rëäd ït ägäïn LMÄÖ (wïnnër öf thë 1889 cömëdÿ äwärd för fünnïëßt phïlößöphïcäl ëßäÿ)

 

[The Dirty Dashiki]

I'm pretty sure I have tighter security than soyjak.party at this point which has only ever been breached once because they were stupid enough to not delete the default admin account. But you can just use a VPN anyway, no? Only reason you need TOR is to avoid feds, discord pedotrannies can't subpoena Windscribe.

I only mention tor because I believe that connecting to the KF .onion domain is the only way you can see the interface that has been implemented here to generate hashes so users can connect without javascript. The hashes here could be further modified to make them much more difficult to be solved, taking much longer to generate a code to enter the site. It seems to be working for KF so far, keeping discordtroon ddoses away while allowing me to participate, I appreciate that.

The real problem for me is the javascript. I don't know exactly how intelligent the discordtrannies antagonizing the sharty realm of websites are, but there are some truly nefarious deviants out there that will utilize 0-days on imageboard software and then utilize 0-days on user OS's/browsers through scripts (or other means). When that happens they don't need any subpoenas.

Anyways, I don't think you should disable your protection, since you know these freaks are specifically targeting you. I just hate these fucking scum and wish they couldn't be allowed to ruin me posting where I want to, which is why I show possible solutions.