Plagued Soyjak.Party / The Sharty - The altchan born from the ashes of /qa/; also a containment thread

[Fräulein Troonjak]

A little bit of news on the Italo-Argentine war

Irrelevant rubbish. At this point, there is no reason someone shouldn't be tearing your lungs out of your chest simply to watch you run out of oxygen you fucking piece of shit.

I have no 'arty and I must jak.

Fucking amazing gems from /r/:

Goodbye, i will not try to defend myself on here

You said goodbye. Why haven't you fucking left?

There are far more documented cases of Catholics molesting kids than pretty much any other group, even troons.

Debunked by Snopes:
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>inb4 "what's this got to do with the thread"
Soyjaks are inherently political

 

[MarMar049]

You said goodbye. Why haven't you fucking left?

I changed my mind.

 

[Mullet Man]

Irrelevant rubbish. At this point, there is no reason someone shouldn't be tearing your lungs out of your chest simply to watch you run out of oxygen you fucking piece of shit.

Fucking amazing gems from /r/:
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You said goodbye. Why haven't you fucking left?

Debunked by Snopes:
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>inb4 "what's this got to do with the thread"
Soyjaks are inherently political

No, its not "Irrelevant rubbish" since it contains actual information pertaining to this thread, unlike your posts which seem to be just incoherent sperging generated with ChatGPT and slightly edited with soyspeak. You have yet to post anything informative besides flooding the thread.

 

[Fräulein Troonjak]

No, its not "Irrelevant rubbish" since it contains actual information pertaining to this thread

Offsiters colonizing the Booru is actual information pertaining to this thread? You would be right, but not in the way that you mean.

Edit:
>uses an "autistic" react instead of addressing my point

Erm, excuse me. I would like to have a civil discussion about that. Allow me to initiate a conversation. And if you leave, it will show I'm in the moral high ground here. Free speech and all.

 

[Montenegro supremacist]

Offsiters colonizing the Booru is actual information pertaining to this thread? You would be right, but not in the way that you mean.

Eventhough you are an offsiter that became a janny for a day.

Edit:
>uses a "trash" react instead of addressing my point

Erm, excuse me. I would like to have a civil discussion about that. Allow me to initiate a conversation. And if you leave, it will show I'm in the moral high ground here. Free speech and all.

 

[Mullet Man]

Offsiters colonizing the Booru is actual information pertaining to this thread? You would be right, but not in the way that you mean.

It is, because its a conflict which has been ongoing for more than a year now, and deserves to be documented, in the way that I mean.

 

[Fräulein Troonjak]

Edit:
>uses a "trash" react instead of addressing my point

Erm, excuse me. I would like to have a civil discussion about that. Allow me to initiate a conversation. And if you leave, it will show I'm in the moral high ground here. Free speech and all.

Oh I will address your point alright.

Listen up, negro. Your short posts are doing a disservice to this thread.

1. They lack substance: You’re not giving us anything to work with. A post should be more than just a reaction; it should add to the conversation.
2. They are lazy: You could be starting meaningful discussions, but instead, you’re just taking up space without contributing by being a coalposter. It looks like you can’t be bothered to put in the effort. If you’re not going to take the time to write something worthwhile, why should anyone take the time to read it? We’re here to exchange ideas and information. If your post doesn’t do that, it’s not pulling its weight.
3. They mess with the thread’s flow: A good thread has a rhythm, a back-and-forth of ideas. Short posts throw that off and derail the whole discussion.

So step it up. Make your posts count. Be thoughtful. Be informative. Be a part of the conversation. I'm trying to be cordial. The next time I will not even tell you to fuck off, I'll simply report your coal.

It is, because its a conflict which has been ongoing for more than a year now, and deserves to be documented, in the way that I mean.

B-but I deem it off-topic and coal...

Honestly though, the relevance of the countrywars to the thread is not as clear-cut as you suggest. Its origin in /int/ or its spread to the Booru and Party does not make it pertinent to the discussion. And I believe you're heavily overstating the actions of a single user.

Therefore, I believe we should focus on discussions that are directly related to the core subject of the thread, rather than diverging into the dynamics of countrywars.

I can also argue why they're bad:
To paraphrase a post from /q/, these 'jaks aren't made with laughs, they are made with seethe. Soyjaks aren't meant to be deformed. they are meant to look like a caricature of the person being made fun of.

 

[Mullet Man]

@Fräulein Troonjak
>Its origin in /int/ or its spread to the Booru and Party does not make it pertinent to the discussion.
There's literally an ongoing contest on the soybooru dedicated to this war.

I'm sure the people itt are more interested in hearing actual drama relating to the site than whatever spergbabble you have to offer.
Also stop being a hypocrite by criticizing other users for things that you do
>lack substance
So do your posts, you have yet to post anything informative.
>lazy
So are your posts, as you generate them with AI
>mess with the threads flow
Again, you're describing your posting style. All of your posts have been shit nobody cares about containing arbitrary opinions.

 

[NvII iS 8ulLt f0R 88C]

STOP ARGUING ABOUT GAY NIGGERSHIT AND COME HELP US RAID COOMER.PARTY
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[Montenegro supremacist]

I'm having a clitty leak

Listen up, Troon. Let me retort your accusations.

1. They lack wit: Your posts are too long, resulting in them cluttering up the thread. After all brevity is the sovl of wit, and you clearly lack it.
2. They are irrelevant: When somebody reads a long post, it's usually filled with information and news that people care about. Instead of some think piece from a janny that was fired within a day.
3. They mess with the thread’s flow: A good thread has a rhythm, a back-and-forth of news and reactions. Your blog posts just mess with that rhythm.

So please. Limit yourself to 300 characters, and if it's something people actually care about you can make an effort post.

 

[Noir32]

Listen up, Troon. Let me retort your accusations.

1. They lack wit: Your posts are too long, resulting in them cluttering up the thread. After all brevity is the sovl of wit, and you clearly lack it.
2. They are irrelevant: When somebody reads a long post, it's usually filled with information and news that people care about. Instead of some think piece from a janny that was fired within a day.
3. They mess with the thread’s flow: A good thread has a rhythm, a back-and-forth of news and reactions. Your blog posts just mess with that rhythm.

So please. Limit yourself to 300 characters, and if it's something people actually care about you can make an effort post.

TSMT

 

[Fräulein Troonjak]

>*cordbabble*

Alright, let's argue like manly men then.

My posts may be long, sure, but they can't really be any shorter. I'm trying to convey the entirety of my musings. I do try to shorten them when I can.
My posts are NOT irrelevant. I always try to take the context of the thread, the highlights, the most recent posts, only to then sprinkle a bit of personal feelings when crafting a post. People want to see critical analyses of the state of soyjak.party.
I may not comment on the current things, but I offer criticism when applicable. I encourage others to make better posts, either directly or by inspiring them.

Meanwhile, your reactioncoal does nothing but incite angryposts. Nothing else to say about it.

Conclusion: ALL my posts are something someone cares about.

 

[Mullet Man]

Alright, let's argue like manly men then.

My posts may be long, sure, but they can't really be any shorter. I'm trying to convey the entirety of my musings. I do try to shorten them when I can.
My posts are NOT irrelevant. I always try to take the context of the thread, the highlights, the most recent posts, only to then sprinkle a bit of personal feelings when crafting a post. People want to see critical analyses of the state of soyjak.party.
I may not comment on the current things, but I offer criticism when applicable. I encourage others to make better posts, either directly or by inspiring them.

Meanwhile, your reactioncoal does nothing but incite angryposts. Nothing else to say about it.

Conclusion: ALL my posts are something someone cares about.

You're delusional if you think your posts are informative in any way.

 

[Montenegro supremacist]

(A̶l̶r̶i̶g̶h̶t̶, l̶e̶t̶'s̶ a̶r̶g̶u̶e̶ l̶i̶k̶e̶ m̶a̶n̶l̶y̶ m̶e̶n̶ t̶h̶e̶n.) <- This part is entirely irrelevant and adds nothing to your post

My posts may be long, s̶u̶r̶e, but they can't r̶e̶a̶l̶l̶y be any shorter. I'm trying to convey t̶h̶e̶ e̶n̶t̶i̶r̶e̶t̶y̶ o̶f̶ m̶y̶ m̶u̶s̶i̶n̶g̶s my thoughts. I do try to shorten them when I can.
My posts are NOT irrelevant. I always try to take the context of the thread, (t̶̶h̶̶e̶̶ h̶̶i̶̶g̶̶h̶̶l̶̶i̶̶g̶̶h̶̶t̶̶s̶̶, t̶̶h̶̶e̶̶ m̶̶o̶̶s̶̶t̶̶ r̶̶e̶̶c̶̶e̶̶n̶̶t̶̶ p̶̶o̶̶s̶̶t̶̶s̶ o̶n̶l̶y̶ t̶o̶ t̶h̶e̶n̶ s̶p̶r̶i̶n̶k̶l̶e̶ a̶ b̶i̶t̶ o̶f̶ p̶e̶r̶s̶o̶n̶a̶l) with a sprinkle of my feelings when crafting a post. People want (t̶o̶ s̶e̶e) a critical analyses of the state of (s̶o̶y̶j̶a̶k̶.p̶a̶r̶ty) the Sharty.
I may not comment on the current things, but I offer criticism when applicable. I encourage others to make better posts, either directly or by inspiring them.

Meanwhile, your reactioncoal does nothing but incite angryposts. N̶o̶t̶h̶i̶n̶g̶ e̶l̶s̶e̶ t̶o̶ s̶a̶y̶ a̶b̶o̶u̶t̶ i̶t (if you have nothing else to say about it, then you don't need to add that sentence.)

Conclusion: ALL my posts are something someone cares about.

I shortened this post just to show how much wit you lack, could have shortened it down even further. Your idea of pestering Froot/Doll into improving the site will never work, and it's in all honesty profoundly retarded. As well, if you want to spam about your analysis of the sharty, just get a discord buddy to listen to your incredible plans. No wonder you were fired within a day.

 

[NvII iS 8ulLt f0R 88C]

Just gonna dump some gems in here. The exceptional rare gems you don't see in the wild anymore. /qa/ is dead, gentlemen!

Spoiler: Long

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All from the old Booru. I'm sorry, I wish I had been there to save the lost media Billy Mays soyjaks and amass a large, original 'jak folder myself. I can only LARP as an oldtroon now. I mean I guess I AM kind of old considering the links to the old Booru archive aren't in the Wayback machine anymore. I actually downloaded them from the pinned post in /soy/ back when it was there.

These are more /int/-culture related than sharty//qa/-culture related you sub-50 iq mongoloid. If I can recall, the thread these were originally posted in was on 4cuck /int/ anyways. You are unironically same as those oldcuck larpers badmouthing newGODS by posting shit they found on youtube without knowing the context of what they are posting.

 

[Mullet Man]

STOP ARGUING ABOUT GAY NIGGERSHIT AND COME HELP US RAID COOMER.PARTY
2 CATTIES WIPED 1 TO GO
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ALL PERSONAL ARMIES KILL ROPE DOXXX RAPE DESTROY ALL GOONERS NOOOOOOOOOOOOW!
'chive:https://archive.is/qKY2o

This just in: chan.kemono.party shut down due to all the bandwith lag from the raid. The soyjaks crashed the site.

 

[Dr Sprokeberg]

I made an account just to ask this question as it seems to be the only place for meta discussions. What is the sharty to you?

For me, the 'arty was never about soyjaks. It was about what it represented and what got /qa/ acked: Annoying people for laughs. Wether it be 'jaks, frogs, gore, 'cado, offsite or insite. Don't matter. Fucking with 4chan boards, twitch streamers and twitter troons were some of the best times I had online. Some of my favourites:

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You can't build your website around a temporary meme but that seems to be exactly what all admins other than Soot are doing, and what all nu-teens want. Soyjaks are dying. It's about to become a 1PPH website like thefrogpond.

Agree. I think it'd have been better if /qa/ stayed the main board and /soy/ remained mostly for soydueling and soyposting, though.

'jakking is going to die eventually anyway, so might as well have fun with it while it's still funny. And when it's no longer funny to us, lets hand it over to the next generation of 'teens to have fun with instead of acting like 35yo 4cuck oldfags asking the newfags to get off their lawn.

Spoiler: some more gems

>Didn't read, saged, hidden, built for __

 

[Fräulein Troonjak]

These are more /int/-culture related than sharty//qa/-culture related you sub-50 iq mongoloid. If I can recall, the thread these were originally posted in was on 4cuck /int/ anyways. You are unironically same as those oldcuck larpers badmouthing newGODS by posting shit they found on youtube without knowing the context of what they are posting.

You didnt even look at them. And no, like I said, I got them from a /soy/ sticky. You'd know if you were there you disgusting turkroach

@Fräulein Troonjak
>Its origin in /int/ or its spread to the Booru and Party does not make it pertinent to the discussion.
There's literally an ongoing contest on the soybooru dedicated to this war.
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I'm sure the people itt are more interested in hearing actual drama relating to the site than whatever spergbabble you have to offer.
Also stop being a hypocrite by criticizing other users for things that you do
>lack substance
So do your posts, you have yet to post anything informative. You're delusional if you think your posts are informative in any way.
>lazy
So are your posts, as you generate them with AI
>mess with the threads flow
Again, you're describing your posting style. All of your posts have been shit nobody cares about containing arbitrary opinions.

Let's unpack this.

First off, how about a poll? Let's see how interesting drama NOT relating to the site is when compared to "spergbabble" from one of its users.

Now, you don't explain how my posts aren't informative either. Try exemplifying that.

Me using AI to generate posts? A scandalous, baseless accusation.

"arbitrary opinions"? DUH, every single opinion is arbitrary. I am a good Party user and I will be heard!

Conclusion: You might want to add some substance to your dramatic allegations.

I shortened this post just to show how much wit you lack, could have shortened it down even further. Your idea of pestering Froot/Doll into improving the site will never work, and it's in all honesty profoundly retarded. As well, if you want to spam about your analysis of the sharty, just get a discord buddy to listen to your incredible plans. No wonder you were fired within a day.

Good one, you're being helpful for once.

Also, care to explain how exactly it will never work? It worked under Soot, and it will work now, simple as.

And no, I will not use trooncord. I might as well keep to myself if that's what I wanted. I am no offsiter!

Lastly, my reign as a janitor lasted six months. Stop spreading harmful misinformation by saying that it only lasted one day.

 

[L33t Hax0r]

I made an account just to ask this question as it seems to be the only place for meta discussions. What is the sharty to you?

For me, the 'arty was never about soyjaks. It was about what it represented and what got /qa/ acked: Annoying people for laughs. Wether it be 'jaks, frogs, gore, 'cado, offsite or insite. Don't matter. Fucking with 4chan boards, twitch streamers and twitter troons were some of the best times I had online. Some of my favourites:

Spoiler

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You can't build your website around a temporary meme but that seems to be exactly what all admins other than Soot are doing, and what all nu-teens want. Soyjaks are dying. It's about to become a 1PPH website like thefrogpond.

IMO, the sharty was always about satire. Always has been. We simply made boards to accommodate people who make fun of life in other ways. However, I don't think the sharty or soyjaks are dying. We are simply becoming paranoid.

 

[NvII iS 8ulLt f0R 88C]

This just in: chan.kemono.party shut down due to all the bandwith lag from the raid. The soyjaks crashed the site.