Plagued Soyjak.Party / The Sharty - The altchan born from the ashes of /qa/

[yazrii]

I have compiled my some of my favorite posts

HOW DO I FUCKING MAKE THIS STUPID WEBSITE KNOW IM NOT A BOT

 

[Dancing Swede]

I made an account just to ask this question as it seems to be the only place for meta discussions. What is the sharty to you?

For me, the 'arty was never about soyjaks. It was about what it represented and what got /qa/ acked: Annoying people for laughs. Wether it be 'jaks, frogs, gore, 'cado, offsite or insite. Don't matter. Fucking with 4chan boards, twitch streamers and twitter troons were some of the best times I had online. Some of my favourites:

Spoiler

You can't build your website around a temporary meme but that seems to be exactly what all admins other than Soot are doing, and what all nu-teens want. Soyjaks are dying. It's about to become a 1PPH website like thefrogpond.

 

[nuts]

Meds

You're a stupid tranny.

Who are you to judge? Look at your own post history for Christ's sake. All coally one-liners. Meanwhile you don't have the faintest idea of how much effort I, a passionate poster, put into shitposting and LARPing and arguing with myself all the while contributing to the thread? Do you know how much effort I spend typing essays? Do you know how much time I spend asking questions to myself, doing background research, formulating hypotheses, fact-checking, finding data that agrees with my model? I'm an expert, a veteran, and you should take me more seriously. Or not.

can't be bothered to read anything you say but it makes kiwicucks mad therefore good post

It's about to become a 1PPH website like thefrogpond.

that's a good thing

 

[Montenegro supremacist]

I made an account just to ask this question as it seems to be the only place for meta discussions. What is the sharty to you?

For me, the 'arty was never about soyjaks. It was about what it represented and what got /qa/ acked: Annoying people for laughs. Wether it be 'jaks, frogs, gore, 'cado, offsite or insite. Don't matter. Fucking with 4chan boards, twitch streamers and twitter troons were some of the best times I had online. Some of my favourites:

Spoiler

View attachment 5799485
View attachment 5799486

You can't build your website around a temporary meme but that seems to be exactly what all admins other than Soot are doing, and what all nu-teens want. Soyjaks are dying. It's about to become a 1PPH website like thefrogpond.

Ermm 4chan 2.0, but instead of 30 year old pedos, you have 14 year old pedos

 

[Dancing Swede]

Ermm 4chan 2.0

Same.

 

[Fräulein Troonjak]

HOW DO I FUCKING MAKE THIS STUPID WEBSITE KNOW IM NOT A BOT

Refresh the fucking page.

raid some literal who on Twitter because they posted a boykisser or they posted a video game you don't like

Even though he'd be on the moral high ground?

>The only good thing about soyjacks is that they can act as an indicator of how pathetic someone is based off of how much they use them to strawman other people. These fuckers are the very epitome of retarded.
View attachment 5597509

Speechbubble therefore hang yourself

"""ironic""" child porn (and other depravity) is a symptom of a much larger problem with Generation Z: they've mostly been raised by the Internet while their moral faculties were still developing, and the most online among them are extremely irony poisoned and/or porn addicted.

This is an excellent post however.
The internet has indeed had a profound impact on all generations, particularly on Generation Z and now Gen Alpha, who have had unprecedented access to information and various online cultures from a young age. Perhaps even terminally online parents, and terminally online grandparents. Yes, it's reached that point. For the first time in human history anyone, anywhere on earth can talk to eachother and the ramifications of that aren’t even close to being fully realized.

However, the biggest impact has been/will be on Generation Alpha: They are are especially vulnerable and have grown up with the internet as a very large part of their daily lives. The plandemic forced young kids online. The scamdemic is nothing, we haven't even seen a quarter of the effects yet. Gen A are the main victims. I fear for the mid to late 2020s internet and the Party.

Just gonna dump some gems in here. The exceptional rare gems you don't see in the wild anymore. /qa/ is dead, gentlemen!

Spoiler: Long

All from the old Booru. I'm sorry, I wish I had been there to save the lost media Billy Mays soyjaks and amass a large, original 'jak folder myself. I can only LARP as an oldtroon now. I mean I guess I AM kind of old considering the links to the old Booru archive aren't in the Wayback machine anymore. I actually downloaded them from the pinned post in /soy/ back when it was there.

 

[Mullet Man]

Ermm 4chan 2.0, but instead of 30 year old pedos, you have 14 year old pedos

I agree there are many aspects of the site that resemble 4chan, specifically /b/, as the site is a sort-of grab bag of the random but for soyjak memes. I mean, just yesterday I was in a thread and we were sharing pictures of cats.
This sort of "anything goes" attitude gives the site the amount of popularity it has today. But there are good and bad things about /b/, and the sharty should, in my opinion, focus on replicating the good aspects and limiting the bad ones. A good thing about the current sharty administration is the cut-down on pornography.

 

[9gfuwegw9j9]

good luck, you're going to have to process a lot of child pornography for that to be effective and it raises legal questions. i thought of the same idea 8 years ago and didn't proceed with it.

No you don't. To identify an image as CSAM you just need to tell if it is a child and if it is NSFW. You can simply use CLIP for this. It was probably unviable 8 years ago though.

 

[Mullet Man]

A little bit of news on the Italo-Argentine war, apparently a Jakparty.soy user named Moot has been creating several alt accounts to further tensions between three users (Satoko_houjou_fan, who is Mexican and hates Italians, and Italian_Chad, who is Italian and hates mexicans, as well as a user named Albert) in order to keep them fighting. Here is a passage from soyjak wiki explaining the situation:

"It appears that Moot, a jartycuck, created over 300+ accounts for the purpose of false-flagging, pushing both sides (Satoko_Houjou and Italian_Chad in particular) to believe that the opposing sides were engaging in false-flagging. As a result, Italian_Chad believed that many of the false-flag accounts were created by Satoko, and Satoko vice versa.[26] Apparently, both parties have come to the conclusion that it is a jartycuck, "Moot", who is pulling the strings of the countrywar to further escalate the disputes among countrywarriors, particularly including Albert. Italian_Chad claims to have received numerous private messages from disposable alt-accounts with specific messages aimed at doxxing him[27], Satoko, and Albert, claimed the same. Moot created numerous alt-accounts with names like "ltalian_chad" (with an L instead of an I to false-flag) or "satoko_houjou_fan_" to write strange messages and frame the countrywarriors as BBC spammers or other examples."​

 

[Fräulein Troonjak]

A little bit of news on the Italo-Argentine war

Irrelevant rubbish. At this point, there is no reason someone shouldn't be tearing your lungs out of your chest simply to watch you run out of oxygen you fucking piece of shit.

I have no 'arty and I must jak.

Fucking amazing gems from /r/:

Goodbye, i will not try to defend myself on here

You said goodbye. Why haven't you fucking left?

There are far more documented cases of Catholics molesting kids than pretty much any other group, even troons.

Debunked by Snopes:
>
>inb4 "what's this got to do with the thread"
Soyjaks are inherently political

 

[MarMar049]

You said goodbye. Why haven't you fucking left?

I changed my mind.

 

[Mullet Man]

Irrelevant rubbish. At this point, there is no reason someone shouldn't be tearing your lungs out of your chest simply to watch you run out of oxygen you fucking piece of shit.

Fucking amazing gems from /r/:
View attachment 5799982View attachment 5799983View attachment 5799984View attachment 5799985

You said goodbye. Why haven't you fucking left?

Debunked by Snopes:
View attachment 5800046View attachment 5800021View attachment 5800037>
>inb4 "what's this got to do with the thread"
Soyjaks are inherently political

No, its not "Irrelevant rubbish" since it contains actual information pertaining to this thread, unlike your posts which seem to be just incoherent sperging generated with ChatGPT and slightly edited with soyspeak. You have yet to post anything informative besides flooding the thread.

 

[Fräulein Troonjak]

No, its not "Irrelevant rubbish" since it contains actual information pertaining to this thread

Offsiters colonizing the Booru is actual information pertaining to this thread? You would be right, but not in the way that you mean.

Edit:
>uses an "autistic" react instead of addressing my point

Erm, excuse me. I would like to have a civil discussion about that. Allow me to initiate a conversation. And if you leave, it will show I'm in the moral high ground here. Free speech and all.

 

[Montenegro supremacist]

Offsiters colonizing the Booru is actual information pertaining to this thread? You would be right, but not in the way that you mean.

Eventhough you are an offsiter that became a janny for a day.

Edit:
>uses a "trash" react instead of addressing my point

Erm, excuse me. I would like to have a civil discussion about that. Allow me to initiate a conversation. And if you leave, it will show I'm in the moral high ground here. Free speech and all.

 

[Mullet Man]

Offsiters colonizing the Booru is actual information pertaining to this thread? You would be right, but not in the way that you mean.

It is, because its a conflict which has been ongoing for more than a year now, and deserves to be documented, in the way that I mean.

 

[Fräulein Troonjak]

Edit:
>uses a "trash" react instead of addressing my point

Erm, excuse me. I would like to have a civil discussion about that. Allow me to initiate a conversation. And if you leave, it will show I'm in the moral high ground here. Free speech and all.

Oh I will address your point alright.

Listen up, negro. Your short posts are doing a disservice to this thread.

1. They lack substance: You’re not giving us anything to work with. A post should be more than just a reaction; it should add to the conversation.
2. They are lazy: You could be starting meaningful discussions, but instead, you’re just taking up space without contributing by being a coalposter. It looks like you can’t be bothered to put in the effort. If you’re not going to take the time to write something worthwhile, why should anyone take the time to read it? We’re here to exchange ideas and information. If your post doesn’t do that, it’s not pulling its weight.
3. They mess with the thread’s flow: A good thread has a rhythm, a back-and-forth of ideas. Short posts throw that off and derail the whole discussion.

So step it up. Make your posts count. Be thoughtful. Be informative. Be a part of the conversation. I'm trying to be cordial. The next time I will not even tell you to fuck off, I'll simply report your coal.

It is, because its a conflict which has been ongoing for more than a year now, and deserves to be documented, in the way that I mean.

B-but I deem it off-topic and coal...

Honestly though, the relevance of the countrywars to the thread is not as clear-cut as you suggest. Its origin in /int/ or its spread to the Booru and Party does not make it pertinent to the discussion. And I believe you're heavily overstating the actions of a single user.

Therefore, I believe we should focus on discussions that are directly related to the core subject of the thread, rather than diverging into the dynamics of countrywars.

I can also argue why they're bad:
To paraphrase a post from /q/, these 'jaks aren't made with laughs, they are made with seethe. Soyjaks aren't meant to be deformed. they are meant to look like a caricature of the person being made fun of.

 

[Mullet Man]

@Fräulein Troonjak
>Its origin in /int/ or its spread to the Booru and Party does not make it pertinent to the discussion.
There's literally an ongoing contest on the soybooru dedicated to this war.

I'm sure the people itt are more interested in hearing actual drama relating to the site than whatever spergbabble you have to offer.
Also stop being a hypocrite by criticizing other users for things that you do
>lack substance
So do your posts, you have yet to post anything informative.
>lazy
So are your posts, as you generate them with AI
>mess with the threads flow
Again, you're describing your posting style. All of your posts have been shit nobody cares about containing arbitrary opinions.

 

[NvII iS 8ulLt f0R 88C]

STOP ARGUING ABOUT GAY NIGGERSHIT AND COME HELP US RAID COOMER.PARTY
2 CATTIES WIPED 1 TO GO






ALL PERSONAL ARMIES KILL ROPE DOXXX RAPE DESTROY ALL GOONERS NOOOOOOOOOOOOW!
'chive:https://archive.is/qKY2o

 

[Montenegro supremacist]

I'm having a clitty leak

Listen up, Troon. Let me retort your accusations.

1. They lack wit: Your posts are too long, resulting in them cluttering up the thread. After all brevity is the sovl of wit, and you clearly lack it.
2. They are irrelevant: When somebody reads a long post, it's usually filled with information and news that people care about. Instead of some think piece from a janny that was fired within a day.
3. They mess with the thread’s flow: A good thread has a rhythm, a back-and-forth of news and reactions. Your blog posts just mess with that rhythm.

So please. Limit yourself to 300 characters, and if it's something people actually care about you can make an effort post.

 

[Noir32]

Listen up, Troon. Let me retort your accusations.

1. They lack wit: Your posts are too long, resulting in them cluttering up the thread. After all brevity is the sovl of wit, and you clearly lack it.
2. They are irrelevant: When somebody reads a long post, it's usually filled with information and news that people care about. Instead of some think piece from a janny that was fired within a day.
3. They mess with the thread’s flow: A good thread has a rhythm, a back-and-forth of news and reactions. Your blog posts just mess with that rhythm.

So please. Limit yourself to 300 characters, and if it's something people actually care about you can make an effort post.

TSMT