Corissa Enneking / fatgirlflow and Juliana "J" Aprileo / comfyfattravels - Delusional fat-acceptance lesbian couple, junk-food addicts with expensive taste, denied a mortgage due to excessive Doordash ordering

[I call shenanigans]

I could maybe get behind the black and caramel dress, as a skinny, but all the rest are dreadful, on anybody.

 

[Octopi]

Being able to slap down $2k on a surgery before the surgeon has even consulted with you in person is fucking insane.

 

[beautiful person]

Being able to slap down $2k on a surgery before the surgeon has even consulted with you in person is fucking insane.

Tbf, they crowdfunded that money, so it's not even theirs to gaf about. Even though they could've easily set aside their own money from the excess food and ugly clothes funds. (Tho I guess the ugly clothes are free?) Idk, these people live to grift other people's money wherever they can, because they can. Need isn't something that ever crosses their minds.

 

[I call shenanigans]

Being able to slap down $2k on a surgery before the surgeon has even consulted with you in person is fucking insane.

She’s had an online consult, supposedly had all the blood tests done, and has sent all the photos the surgeon wanted. It’s not unheard of for surgeons to work like that for long distance patients. Medical tourism is a thing, particularly when it comes to gener reassignment and other cosmetic surgeries. Surgeries can be scheduled without seeing the patient, but there’s no guarantee it will happen, especially if the patient has given inaccurate information.

 

[Thomas Eugene Paris]

I still think J’s going to get to SF and be rejected for surgery.

I will be shocked if she makes it that far. I'm curious what their travel plans are going to be. I'm having a vision of Steven Assanti en route to Dr. Now.

 

[Angry New Ager]

I will be shocked if she makes it that far. I'm curious what their travel plans are going to be. I'm having a vision of Steven Assanti en route to Dr. Now.

October is also a long time in the future, at least in deathfat years. I think she'll probably make it, but a lot can change between now and then.

(And yes, a lot could change for a healthy, normal-sized human in that timespan, but the probability that an obviously ill, barely-ambulatory deathfat like Juliana is going to suffer a major health crisis over the next seven months is several orders of magnitude higher.)

 

[Octopi]

She’s had an online consult, supposedly had all the blood tests done, and has sent all the photos the surgeon wanted. It’s not unheard of for surgeons to work like that for long distance patients. Medical tourism is a thing, particularly when it comes to gener reassignment and other cosmetic surgeries. Surgeries can be scheduled without seeing the patient, but there’s no guarantee it will happen, especially if the patient has given inaccurate information.

Even if it's not necessarily unheard of, I still find it totally bonkers. I would not trust any medical professional who was happy to take thousands of dollars of my money after a quick Zoom call. Feels like the priority is getting the pt to agree to go with your services rather than focusing on whether it's a good match. I mean, for all we know J's told the surgeon she's 5'8 and 130lb and used someone else for the video consult!

I know they probably have shit to sign to make it clear that the final decision won't happen until an in-person meet, but it still squicks me out, man.

 

[I call shenanigans]

I will be shocked if she makes it that far. I'm curious what their travel plans are going to be. I'm having a vision of Steven Assanti en route to Dr. Now.

They are planning on flying. J said early in the piece that they had saved $3k themselves to go towards airfares, a hire vehicle in SF and other expenses.

 

[GenociderSyo]

J IG:

Corissa IG:

 

[LonesomeDud]

J IG:
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Corissa IG:
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Thanks for killing my libido. I genuinely appreciate it.

 

[I call shenanigans]

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I don’t know about anyone else, but “my favourite part about self care honestly” is keeping my weight under control so I DO NOT need a CPAP to begin with.

 

[LonesomeDud]

I don’t know about anyone else, but “my favourite part about self care honestly” is keeping my weight under control so I DO NOT need a CPAP to begin with.

Sometimes you can't control getting it, but why not err on the side of not being the size of a parade float, you know?

 

[Aunt Carol]

I don’t know about anyone else, but “my favourite part about self care honestly” is keeping my weight under control so I DO NOT need a CPAP to begin with.

Reminding spoon-havers to regularly clean their CPAPs is probably a public service. This reminds me of the penguinz0 thread: there probably are people who need to be warned about jelquing, and penguinz0 realizing that they're his audience is a self-own, but an altruistic one.

There are some grody CPAPs out in the wild, still being used with black mold in the hoses or green algae in the water reservoir.

In a larger city, I wonder if a CPAP cleaning service would be a viable side gig. Two websites, one number: CPAP Detailing with tech font and chrome bullets for the gamer bros, CPAP Makeover with sleeping Cinderella art for the ladies and theydies.

 

[Thomas Eugene Paris]

They are planning on flying. J said early in the piece that they had saved $3k themselves to go towards airfares, a hire vehicle in SF and other expenses.

This plan is utterly insane and I hope they attempt it.

Thanks for killing my libido. I genuinely appreciate it.

So you identify as asexual thanks to Corissa and J's LGBTQIA2S+ advocacy? That's amazing.

Edit: What in God's name is jelquing? Why do I ask questions I know I don't want the answer to?

 

[stupid frog]

Edit: What in God's name is jelquing? Why do I ask questions I know I don't want the answer to?

I sacrifice myself for you.

It's like jerking off to make your dick bigger. I refuse to read the specifics, also it doesn't work what a shock.

 

[LonesomeDud]

you identify as asexual thanks to Corissa and J's LGBTQIA2S+ advocacy? That's amazing.

I mean I renamed my penis Langston because I saw that and it dried up like a raisin in the sun.

 

[beanbag in a hurry]

J IG:

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[GenociderSyo]

 

[glass_houses]

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Well, at least she's bathing. That's something.

 

[Diet Coke 4 Life]

Corissa, it's not as if Daylight Savings affects your unemployed ass.