Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

[arc minsk]

Ahhh but stalker child, he doesn't need nor care about superchats! He has a big streaming contract from a corporation so he doesn't want or need lowly superchats from regular folx.

he should give all of the superchat money back then

 

[Sheryl Nome]

Rekieta is down to 3000 CCV? Damn, thats only 10 Finana's.

Its over.

 

[Pippa's Greasy KB]

Rekieta is down to 3000 CCV? Damn, thats only 10 Finana's.

Its over.

1100 CCV*

 

[I don't say the N-Word]

My dad has posited that Rekeita has been dyeing his hair.

Why does your dad let him do that?!

 

[Sheryl Nome]

1100 CCV*

Not even 4 Finanas? Might as well kill himself.

 

[Chibitzen]

IIRC he even had in his Twitter bio to contact him first before you speak to the police. He really did try to give off the impression that he was a practicing lawyer.

Now we know better and know he’s a non-practicing lolyer.

He's a practicing non-practicing lawyer, which gives him the ability to influence/play with others using legal expertise without the need for special social boundaries. This is fitting because he sees information and parasocial interactions with fans as collateral he gets to use as he pleases to either monetize, exercise as clout or leak at whim. That includes mental health crisises, marriage crisises ("My DMs save marriages!") and any bits of personal information fans feed him in exchange for a pity message. (Superchat toasts anyone?)

A minor detail can be used as convenient tool for image projection. Anonymized, I suppose, if it is related to legal, but I personally wouldn't trust him with my grocery list. He would find some way to grift off that too: Nick Rekieta, the snack expert.

Narcissists constantly collect information from others so they can weaponize it. It is one of their primary traits. "I have a lot of information on this person, but I won't go there because i'M niIICe..." ...at least until that person crosses a line that triggers some of their rage. Like Dear John.

How many fans gave him very sensitive info once the conversation moved beyond legal, I wonder? Did he rely on that as fuel?

Anyway, it's late and I thought of adding something to the conversation that might amuse other night readers.

He had a $0 night on YouTube. When it was posted here I verified it myself because I thought either the poster or Playboard had to have been incorrect, but it actually happened. I don't think Ethan Ralph has ever had a $0 night on fucking Powerchat.

Bingo?

 

[AnOminous]

Narcissists collect information from others so they can weaponize it. It is one of their primary traits. "I have a lot of information on this person, but I won't go there because i'M niIICe..." ...at least until that person crosses a line that triggers some of their rage. Like Dear John.

That was as much a blackmail warning to other paypigs to stay in line as it was to Dear John who is apparently more or less over his rough patch.

It doesn't make it any less disgusting or make Nick any less of a vile pice of shit, though. What a low worm.

 

[Sharpeteer]

"Take my advice, Rookie. You ever fall for a woman, make sure she's got ball(do)s".

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GAY

 

[Howling Janny Dog]

I was reminded out of the fucking blue just now of this one cover of Jesus He Knows Me by Genesis and both the lyrics and the actor playing the preacher in this music video reminds me of Rekeita in more ways than one (sans the big red tribal schnoz). The song's also just kind of a banger and I like it a lot despite being among the demographics the song is ridiculing.

Still a more committed Christian than Nicky ever was, lmao

As much as I cringe sometimes at Tobias's perceptions of Christians as a whole, I'd still trust him to understand Christianity rather than Balldo.

 

[Laura Loomer]

Flashcast rn having to go through explaining what a balldo is because Sean is there

 

[AnOminous]

As much as I cringe sometimes at Tobias's perceptions of Christians as a whole, I'd still trust him to understand Christianity rather than Balldo.

That's even more openly contemptuous than Phil's original version, which was rather unlike Phil Collins' usual work and more like what you'd expect from Peter Gabriel.

 

[Sewer Rat]

Flashcast rn having to go through explaining what a balldo is because Sean is there

a balldo? don't you mean "The Balldo"?

 

[not william stenchever]

The rookie is too good for Rekeita. He can be part of the Balldo Spartan 3 team. Balldo-Six

Spartan 3s? Rackets would make a terrible fire and forget suicide assault warrior. He'd bitch about command, be slovenly on his way to the drop pods, and probably frag his comrades after everyone hits dirt.

He does have the mental and emotional intelligence of a teenager so he at least has that going for him.

 

[Fapcop]

Ahhh but stalker child, he doesn't need nor care about superchats! He has a big streaming contract from a corporation so he doesn't want or need lowly superchats from regular folx.

Nick had said it himself: He’d rather do whatever he wants to do, even if it means that nobody watches his streams.

And that’s how it’ll end.

Slowly but surely, he’ll chase away the rest of his audience by spiraling and doing what he thinks is “fun”.

Eventually, he’ll sit there drunk, screeching by to an audience of none.

 

[Pagan Min]

Thanks to @elb for putting this together... What a WONDERFUL example of Rackets either being completely clueless (and not understanding social cues) or being a complete narcissist... (I know, I know -- embrace the power of "and"...)

Yep, Nick, you needed to apologize. You needed to apologize IMMEDIATELY after your struggle session. But nope, that would mean you'd have to admit you did something wrong, and we can't have that!

 

[Microplastics In My Blood]

Thanks to @elb for putting this together... What a WONDERFUL example of Rackets either being completely clueless (and not understanding social cues) or being a complete narcissist... (I know, I know -- embrace the power of "and"...)

Yep, Nick, you needed to apologize. You needed to apologize IMMEDIATELY after your struggle session. But nope, that would mean you'd have to admit you did something wrong, and we can't have that!

What a cunt. Clearly, the super chatter was pointing out that he was being a dickhead and should apologize but he spins that around to imply that Shaun was being a sensitive baby.

When you apologize for lightly bumping into someone on the street you are doing it as an acknowledgment of you messing up slightly, not because you think you have caused serious harm to the other person

 

[Annealing Crater]

What a sniveling faggot. His voice gets higher pitched and more nasally every time a new clip emerges.

 

[Misericordia]

A few people have said that he abuses modafinil, is there anything to confirm that? It would definitely explain his appearance. Modafinil is an anti-narcolepsy drug. Militaries also use it to keep soldiers awake. It's effectively amphetamine without the fun. Combined with the liquor, he's not getting any REM sleep, period. It must be fucking hell. He would be better off taking meth because he probably wouldn't feel the urge to drink.

 

[enamelled toothbrush]

I know I’m a few pages late on this and this has already been said, but Jesus he looks so awful these days. How many more lbs until this thread gets moved over to the beauty parlor to join the other skellys like Ashley and Eugenia?

 

[Pagan Min]

I know I’m a few pages late on this and this has already been said, but Jesus he looks so awful these days. How many more lbs until this thread gets moved over to the beauty parlor to join the other skellys like Ashley and Eugenia?

What are you talking about? As so many people have already said recently, Nick is looking positively immense! Dude needs to drop at LEAST another 50 pounds. If he had glasses, I'd barely be able to tell him apart from PPP! Get to work on losing that tonnage, Nick, ya land whale!