Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

[Space Pope]

In any case, time and again, Nick has demonstrated that he tended to ape more than he understood in terms of morality, is very comfortable with his hypocrisy, and is therefore unlikely to take his own (good) advice.

It's because of this line of thought that I've seriously entertained the thought that the reason he had such a public reaction to Keffals is because he's secretly into troons and chicks with dicks. A man who has had 25+ years of a pornography addiction and already was having some level of gay degenerate thoughts by being a cheerleader and "pretending" to be gay to supposedly get the girls, has long ago gotten bored of regular pornography and fantasies. Remember, Nicki doesn't really have a problem with kids being around weird sexual stuff and having it forced upon them. He often says he wishes his parents were more open about sex with him. He knows that his kids see his streams and everything else online as he gives his kids unrestricted access to the internet while Our Wife is passed out from her pills. The violent rhetoric over troons was just what we have come to see now as his usual deflection techniques.

A couple years ago, it would have been unbelievable to think he was a swinger into seeing his wife taking black cocks. Sooner or later the truth that he loves taking the cock up his ass himself and gets off to troons like Keffals will come out.

 

[Zbk3VmLfujjzjxBd43tL]

I think the thing that separates everyone else from Rekieta is that everyone else has at least a decade worth of experience in their field. Nick never interned and basically opened up his own practice as a “door” attorney day 1. The reveal that he basically threw a hissy fit at guys offering to give him a basement office and guidance he comes off as both an ungrateful prick and an inexperienced retard with a giant ego and AIDS.

I remember during Weeb Wars one of J. Sean's digs at Nick was "fourth year attorney" and it got Nick quite upset and spending the next five minutes going on about how the length of time he was "practicing" didn't matter. The signs were always there, we just didn't know he barely practiced at all in those four years and subsequently has become completely non-practicing.

 

[indomitable snowman]

If he isn't careful, he will end up a divorced dad buying a muscle car and trying to pick up chicks Dudes at a college Gay underwear bar

Had to fix your typo.

 

[Balldo's Gate]

Call this a theory, but Nick doesn't have jack-shit, he's a fucking retard, they told him to fuck off, when he ate a single Dorito at them in a tard rage, they laughed at him, and he's basically a skeletal retard.

It sure is WEIRD that Nick apparently thinks that pretending to have a contract is the best idea.

It's going to be FUNNY and/or HILARIOUS when the charade eventually falls apart.

Rekieta literally stealing one of Warski's old failed endeavors (the onlyfans review) is probably the biggest tell he's given up. he probably already contacted his mommy and daddy about supporting the family at the start of the year. its at the point where he's going to enter the Ethan Ralph zone of everyone calculating $/hr and what he could be doing to support his kids and make more than he's doing.

He had a $0 night on YouTube. When it was posted here I verified it myself because I thought either the poster or Playboard had to have been incorrect, but it actually happened. I don't think Ethan Ralph has ever had a $0 night on fucking Powerchat.

 

[Truly Rural]

It's going to be FUNNY and/or HILARIOUS when the charade eventually falls apart.

AND really embarrassing when he starts calling everything a work and God's plan

 

[Pippa's Greasy KB]

This faggot lost out in qualifying to a 16 year old girl.

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He's been dead silent ever since the race. Imagining what he's doing right now is fucking funny.

 

[Captain Manning]

She crashed into another girl racer on the first lap knocking them both out of the real race.

Nevertheless, she was in the race.

 

[Get the rope Macaulay!]

He had a $0 night on YouTube. When it was posted here I verified it myself because I thought either the poster or Playboard had to have been incorrect, but it actually happened. I don't think Ethan Ralph has ever had a $0 night on fucking Powerchat.

thats because unlike Ethan, Nick refuses to care about money and won't even give up a single dollar to avoid such a humilation. Nick could have been begging "69 for 69" and made just as much money. as bad as Nick's doing, on a per hour scale he's still at $100/hr for the month of februrary and thats pre-cuts and taxes. While pretty shit for a lawyer, its a lot higher than any other job nick could do.

 

[HodgePodgeRogerDodger]

She crashed into another girl racer on the first lap knocking them both out of the real race.

Empowering.

 

[Owlbear]

She crashed into another girl racer on the first lap knocking them both out of the real race.

I bet Coomalot is really sad that he missed his chance to have an FFM pileup.

 

[feral cat #6385]

I bet Coomalot is really sad that he missed his chance to have an FFM pileup.

Why would COOMALOT want to have a threesome with women?

 

[Sewer Rat]

Why would COOMALOT want to have a threesome with women?

so he can stalk them on twitter for months and squeeze whatever new drama he can make in order to survive for another month, tell me you can't imagine the video tittles "Two crazy racing women WANT ME DEAD"

 

[Crocodylus Acutus]

She crashed into another girl racer on the first lap knocking them both out of the real race.

Still not as bad as the crashing wreck that is Rekieta Law.

 

[Spergichu]

I made another shitpost video. I hope you kiwis (and you too Nick) like it.


THE FALL OF REKIETA LAW


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The date block indicates page 3337. Guess I was a little optimistic on the page count when finishing this up.

"Take my advice, Rookie. You ever fall for a woman, make sure she's got ball(do)s".

 

[Dr Naomi Hunter]

I remember during Weeb Wars one of J. Sean's digs at Nick was "fourth year attorney" and it got Nick quite upset and spending the next five minutes going on about how the length of time he was "practicing" didn't matter. The signs were always there, we just didn't know he barely practiced at all in those four years and subsequently has become completely non-practicing.

IIRC he even had in his Twitter bio to contact him first before you speak to the police. He really did try to give off the impression that he was a practicing lawyer.

Now we know better and know he’s a non-practicing lolyer.

AND really embarrassing when he starts calling everything a work and God's plan

The last thing this thread needs is wrestling and terms such as laudable/gayfabe and work etc.

"Take my advice, Rookie. You ever fall for a woman, make sure she's got ball(do)s".

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The rookie is too good for Rekeita. He can be part of the Balldo Spartan 3 team. Balldo-Six

 

[AltisticRight]

AND really embarrassing when he starts calling everything a work and God's plan

He can dye his hair and share a room with a certain coin merchant and pilled up hog down in Meheecoh when the inevitable happens.

 

[Retink Retunk]

This faggot lost out in qualifying to a 16 year old girl.

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How much do you want to bet he flags her X account for "death threats" after this humiliation?

 

[IRC Moron]

This faggot lost out in qualifying to a 16 year old girl.

She crashed into another girl racer on the first lap knocking them both out of the real race.

At least they both ran out of talent during the race. He ran out of talent driving to the track. He must be hemorrhaging money because arca ain't cheap.

 

[Some Badger]

I was reminded out of the fucking blue just now of this one cover of Jesus He Knows Me by Genesis and both the lyrics and the actor playing the preacher in this music video reminds me of Rekeita in more ways than one (sans the big red tribal schnoz). The song's also just kind of a banger and I like it a lot despite being among the demographics the song is ridiculing.

Still a more committed Christian than Nicky ever was, lmao

 

[zimzam88]

He had a $0 night on YouTube. When it was posted here I verified it myself because I thought either the poster or Playboard had to have been incorrect, but it actually happened. I don't think Ethan Ralph has ever had a $0 night on fucking Powerchat.

Ahhh but stalker child, he doesn't need nor care about superchats! He has a big streaming contract from a corporation so he doesn't want or need lowly superchats from regular folx.