Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

[Himedall All-seeing Waifu]

This is not passive aggressive at all:

 

[Doctor John B. Zyklon]

This is not passive aggressive at all:

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Someday, they'll fix notifications...someday.
I agree, totally not passive aggressive. It's us, who can't read social ques.

Also, birthday weekend? Women.

 

[Zbk3VmLfujjzjxBd43tL]

Also, birthday weekend? Women.

A surprise vacation to a beach out west full of bulls and drugs takes a lot out of a woman and her cuck.

 

[Beavis]

Sounds like Nick got a prove it deal with rumble.

 

[AnOminous]

In November he was sass-eating a Dorito at the prospect of renewing his contract, in January he refused to say he had a new contract, but insisted his contract had not expired, and now that March 1st has rolled around, he refuses to even say that.

Call this a theory, but Nick doesn't have jack-shit, he's a fucking retard, they told him to fuck off, when he ate a single Dorito at them in a tard rage, they laughed at him, and he's basically a skeletal retard.

 

[Neetorino]

Also, birthday weekend? Women.

I do believe Nick also had a birthday weekend. At a gay nightclub's underwear party no less. I wonder how Our Wife likes to spend her weekend.

 

[Kurohige]

I wonder how Our Wife likes to spend her weekend.

A weekend's worth of the $3,000/mo snack hoard, and some Star Trek to binge, until Nick decides it's time for swinging Jamaican bulls and rando couples to share the hot tub with.

 

[Get the rope Macaulay!]

also, bonus reason number 3: internet and media in general are massively oversaturated with sexuality content already, so there's fatigue.

say what you will about Redbar, that was one of the things he pointed out with Big Jay and just how awful porn interviews are, not only has sexual content saturated the internet, there's really so few "takes" or things you can say so trying to be successful as "the sex guy" is a losing endeavor. There's a reason Big Jay's black dick hour led to him barely making above the yearly salary of a minimum wage employee before Soder demanded Sirius hire him as a cohost.

thats a big reason why he mocked big jay's status as an "edgy" comedian, in general sex jokes are absurdly common to the point of stool humping being a sterotype for bad comedy.

Rekieta literally stealing one of Warski's old failed endeavors (the onlyfans review) is probably the biggest tell he's given up. he probably already contacted his mommy and daddy about supporting the family at the start of the year. its at the point where he's going to enter the Ethan Ralph zone of everyone calculating $/hr and what he could be doing to support his kids and make more than he's doing.

 

[Potatoherder]

If only there was a mass communications platform that he could use to get the word out. Not like he whined about being banned on it for months.

 

[Maude Snew]

It is hard to build something from scratch tk compete with an established platform. They do seem a bit of pound foolish, but I am not trying to knock them too hard.

You are right though that people will get a bad taste in their mouth with glitches.

I would be more lenient but it has been years, they have been throwing money at fucking Mersh of all people, and they do that shit that auto plays some random garbage after what you're watching ends. MATI replays are always up immediately there while it takes a while for Odyssey but being forcefully redirected to some dickweed I've never even heard of if I don't immediately click off when the replay's over is really fucking annoying and one of the main reasons I refuse to use Twitch anymore. Don't think there's a way to turn that off without signing up and fuck that noise.

Edit: There is, I stand corrected, it's still an annoying feature.

 

[Retink Retunk]

This is not passive aggressive at all:

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"I hope you have a million joys this weekend."

 

[Sharpeteer]

I made another shitpost video. I hope you kiwis (and you too Nick) like it.


THE FALL OF REKIETA LAW

The date block indicates page 3337. Guess I was a little optimistic on the page count when finishing this up.

 

[Schlomo Silverscreenblatt]

I made another shitpost video. I hope you kiwis (and you too Nick) like it.


THE FALL OF REKIETA LAW


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The date block indicates page 3337. Guess I was a little optimistic on the page count when finishing this up.

Master Balldo, you mind telling me what you're doing on that Island?
Sir, prepping this bull.

 

[LiquidKid]

Rumble did almost twice as much as YT ( $98 ). Nick(31197417) said 10 things, nothing popped out to me. 'jew' got 101 hits. From the content Nick is just outclassed by everyone. He doesn't have the mental capacity to fake basic bitch Republican takes. I am sure Rumble will be impressed and give him a million dollars. Rumble rants seem boring to me as well.

It’s embarrassing how low his super chat totals are when you remember that he was once one of the top super chat earners in the world. Now he makes less than the average let’s player with 20k subs

 

[ThisHill2DieOn]

I would be more lenient but it has been years, they have been throwing money at fucking Mersh of all people, and they do that shit that auto plays some random garbage after what you're watching ends. MATI replays are always up immediately there while it takes a while for Odyssey but being forcefully redirected to some dickweed I've never even heard of if I don't immediately click off when the replay's over is really fucking annoying and one of the main reasons I refuse to use Twitch anymore. Don't think there's a way to turn that off without signing up and fuck that noise.

Edit: There is, I stand corrected, it's still an annoying feature.

I have no solid proof of this and I am so shit-tier at coding that I wouldn't be able to tell or even know where to begin to find out, but I highly suspect that Rumble is cobbled together bullshit from pastebin and github. The biggest reason why I think this is because of Nick saying that Rumble's execs and programmers didn't realize that their chat had poorly hardcoded moderation for naughty words. Which makes me think they saw some chat code somewhere and just fistfucked it into their platform without a care or cursory read through.

 

[SaidNoOneEver]

Call this a theory, but Nick doesn't have jack-shit, he's a fucking retard, they told him to fuck off, when he ate a single Dorito at them in a tard rage, they laughed at him, and he's basically a skeletal retard.

BossmanJack might be able to put in a good word with Eddie and get him a sponsorship at Stake!

 

[daffodils]

It’s embarrassing how low his super chat totals are

According to @Potatoherder's data, he made $1719 in Rumble Rants in February. He streamed roughly 37.45 hours, so that's ~$46/h.

Unless he has footage of Rumble's CEO getting balldo'ed, he has zero leverage in these negotiations he's supposedly engaged in.

 

[not william stenchever]

I wonder how Our Wife likes to spend her weekend.

Taking such an amount of strange cocks that you could emergency land a beleaguered Boeing aircraft on them if you laid them out like a runway

 

[Dr Naomi Hunter]

Coomalot has once again failed to make it out of qualifying for the race tonight.

https://www.arcaracing.com/2024/03/08/starting-lineup-general-tire-150-at-phoenix-raceway/

Some discussion of this is occuring in the CG thread.

Give it away Coomalot. You clearly don’t have the equipment or the talent to compete at that level.

 

[FedPostalService]

I used to enjoy Elijah and Sydney back in the day but it's weird seeing the "depraved conservative" arc Nick and Elijah are going through - even down to Elijah having gay chemsex history - so all this joking in open air and covering themselves in innuendo seems like their only way to flak out the actual smut and depravity of their actions

it's interesting reflecting on the cuckbeard and how every male toober he came in contact with has melted in compounding cuckfails

how many years ago did we have Howard Stern? these guys have to get on air, say niggerfaggot a few times, and then move on to their regular content to appease their base

Elijah is the gayest gay who has ever gayed. Even down to his cattiness. He’s like one of those old school twisted evil gays that seemed to die off in the 80s.

The only shocking thing about him was it was women he was sexually harassing.

For the likes of him, Crowder, etc. conservatism is just an epic cope to distract them from their desire for rock hard cock.

This tells you why Nick occasionally LARPed as one.