Ava Chris Tyson / Christopher Stephen Tyson / “Christine Tyson” / “Chris The Meme God” - MrBeast’s litigious troon sidekick & divorcé. Lolicon-loving narcissistic queer

[Tasty Tatty]

Of course he's "Ava" now. Troons rarely have normal female names.

No, tranny, you don't look like this:

 

[Osama Bin Laden]

 

[Bookwork]

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"I've quit almost all social media because no one cares."

Narc can't get no supply? Narc leaves. But. not. quite. Just almost. Doesn't anyone want to board the guilt trip train and be oh so caring to ickle Kwissy? Kwissy so scared!

 

[GhostSquad]

"I've quit almost all social media because no one cares."

Narc can't get no supply? Narc leaves. But. not. quite. Just almost. Doesn't anyone want to board the guilt trip train and be oh so caring to ickle Kwissy? Kwissy so scared!

I wish Mr. Beast would just get rid of this tranny freakshow. He literally pops up in videos and its really creepy. "Kris" adds nothing to the videos now beyond just showing up looking like a tranny smiling and doing his gay voice. Like we know that most of mr beast audience are kids right? Why is Mr. Beast promoting tranny shit?

 

[Tasty Tatty]

I wish Mr. Beast would just get rid of this tranny freakshow. He literally pops up in videos and its really creepy. "Kris" adds nothing to the videos now beyond just showing up looking like a tranny smiling and doing his gay voice. Like we know that most of mr beast audience are kids right? Why is Mr. Beast promoting tranny shit?

He'd be cancelled if he just kicks him out for being a tranny. He's also his friend, so he might at least feeling some pitty next to the disgust.

 

[GhostSquad]

He'd be cancelled if he just kicks him out for being a tranny. He's also his friend, so he might at least feeling some pitty next to the disgust.

He's Mr. Beast. Canceling him wouldn't do shit. He doesn't have to fire him he just has to ghost his ass and stop letting him hog up video time or edit him out.

 

[quaawaa]

He's Mr. Beast. Canceling him wouldn't do shit. He doesn't have to fire him he just has to ghost his ass and stop letting him hog up video time or edit him out.

It absolutely would.

Mr. Beast spends a ton of money producing those videos and would go bankrupt instantly if advertisers pull out and only big (i.e. woke) companies can afford to pay the fees that he wants. A lot of his success is also attributable to being YouTube's golden boy; how successful do you think he'd be if his videos had a visibility penalty applied to them like those from right-wing YouTubers?

Chris has also been his friend since childhood and it can be hard to cut off someone like that. See all the poor parents desperately hoping that their crackhead child doesn't rob them again to buy drugs.

You're right that he could edit him out though, unless Chris is unstable enough that he runs around screaming about how "transphobic" Jimmy is whenever he doesn't feel like he has enough screen time.

 

[GhostSquad]

It absolutely would.

Mr. Beast spends a ton of money producing those videos and would go bankrupt instantly if advertisers pull out and only big (i.e. woke) companies can afford to pay the fees that he wants. A lot of his success is also attributable to being YouTube's golden boy; how successful do you think he'd be if his videos had a visibility penalty applied to them like those from right-wing YouTubers?

Chris has also been his friend since childhood and it can be hard to cut off someone like that. See all the poor parents desperately hoping that their crackhead child doesn't rob them again to buy drugs.

You're right that he could edit him out though, unless Chris is unstable enough that he runs around screaming about how "transphobic" Jimmy is whenever he doesn't feel like he has enough screen time.

Goddamn trannies really are just a landmine for businesses aren't they? You can't do shit. Every time you hire a tranny or a faggot it's always gonna be some bullshit if you try to get rid of em for problems they cause. This is why you never go into business with friends or family. Always hire because you can fire later without the emotional shit in the middle.

 

[Pig Cups]

I wish Mr. Beast would just get rid of this tranny freakshow. He literally pops up in videos and its really creepy. "Kris" adds nothing to the videos now beyond just showing up looking like a tranny smiling and doing his gay voice. Like we know that most of mr beast audience are kids right? Why is Mr. Beast promoting tranny shit?

Part of me thinks that if Chris starts demanding to be called “Ava” (because of muh dysphoria/needing a more potent hit to satisfy his narc addiction), that’ll be a bridge too far. That Jimmy will finally give him the option of continuing on as is, or parting ways- that no further changes to a single Beastiverse show character will be allowed. The confusion and ridiculousness would be too unignorable, so it’d be wholly a business decision at that point.

But that’s probably being too optimistic. Jimmy’s already affirmed Chris’ troonacy thus far, so why stop now? By keeping Chris around, Jimmy’s already given his credence to the absurd notion of boys being girls/girls having penises. A name change seems simple in comparison, but Jimmy has to realize on some level that Chris won’t be stopping there. One of these days, Jimmy will hit his breaking point when Chris makes a demand too insane to accommodate.

Goddamn trannies really are just a landmine for businesses aren't they?

Yes. Yes, they are.




EVERY. FUCKING. TIME. Any business that decides to be the stove-touching retard and hires them for anything deserves the misery sure to follow.

It’s like a reverse Midas touch- everything turns to shit instead of gold. Any job, initiative, or effort that hinges on a troon is destined to fail catastrophically. Really think about this: can an individual who honestly believes that sex is interchangeable, and either sex can possess the other’s genitals, REALLY be relied on as a functioning human being? I wouldn’t even trust a troon to valet my car or pick up my dry cleaning without something getting fucked up.

I’m fascinated as to why businesses keep going down this route, despite its demonstrated record of blowing up in their faces 100% of the time. Even when they have a “clean, media-ready” troon like Dylan Mulvaney, it’s still a flop. Are they trying to astroturf it into a thing by continuously pushing it, hoping the ratio of successful troon implementations to unsuccessful ones will increase if they just persevere? If that’s the case, they’ll eventually stop altogether when the number of unsuccessful implementations becomes insurmountably large.

 

[Tasty Tatty]

But that’s probably being too optimistic. Jimmy’s already affirmed Chris’ troonacy thus far, so why stop now? By keeping Chris around, Jimmy’s already given his credence to the absurd notion of boys being girls/girls having penises. A name change seems simple in comparison, but Jimmy has to realize on some level that Chris won’t be stopping there. One of these days, Jimmy will hit his breaking point when Chris makes a demand too insane to accommodate.

He "affirmed" him because alphabet people work as a mafia. As soon as Chris says something that even rhymes with "transphobic", the hordes of jobless trannies of twitter will type furious letters to advertising and tell them to stop giving money to Jimmy and his business. Even if he's supportive, I doubt he's 100% on board and in a better world, he'd probably keep him working behind cameras. He can't.

Goddamn trannies really are just a landmine for businesses aren't they? You can't do shit. Every time you hire a tranny or a faggot it's always gonna be some bullshit if you try to get rid of em for problems they cause. This is why you never go into business with friends or family. Always hire because you can fire later without the emotional shit in the middle.

The only thing you can do with trannies is to have everything ready for when they (* sigh *) inevitable rape someone so you have all your papers prepared to tell them "thank you very much, now please leave and don't come back". It's like working for a funeral home: someone else's tragedy is your blessing.

Because yes, Chris will assault someone. We know.

 

[Slur.EXE]

Narc leaves. But. not. quite. Just almost.

Bingo.Bango. New Main pfp and he's been liking things on both accounts

Tagged by the Mr.Beast Instagram account with their award Archive

The great comment section equalizer. Is it me being extra transphobic or is the whole Beast crew subtly leaning away from Chris here.

Benign Moo-kun posting's to tide us over kiwisisters.

Spoiler: Jess

@ change to Genderillennial

lol. Archive

faggot can't just tweet it out kf+1 Archive

disrespectful! very sad! For real. Sad. Archive

wtf is that shit in his eyes??? Archive

QRT-ing F1nn (funnies fucking twitter replies thread evar Archive

> walking the dog while on a skateboard today Archive Lazy ass tranny.

 

[Salacious Krumb]

He "affirmed" him because alphabet people work as a mafia. As soon as Chris says something that even rhymes with "transphobic", the hordes of jobless trannies of twitter will type furious letters to advertising and tell them to stop giving money to Jimmy and his business. Even if he's supportive, I doubt he's 100% on board and in a better world, he'd probably keep him working behind cameras. He can't.


The only thing you can do with trannies is to have everything ready for when they (* sigh *) inevitable rape someone so you have all your papers prepared to tell them "thank you very much, now please leave and don't come back". It's like working for a funeral home: someone else's tragedy is your blessing.

Because yes, Chris will assault someone. We know.

I don't understand how there are so many people with no job who somehow still pay for internet and phones. This is why the welfare state is a real problem. It sucks because we're trapped into being reactive instead of proactive. I'd love to be able to take more action to protect women (because it's always women who are at risk, so much for feminism) but we're stuck waiting for the people who are obvious sexual deviants to do something rapey and hope that the woman says something before it's been too long for anyone to do anything. And I get not saying anything, I certainly wouldn't want to admit to being raped by a troon.

 

[Tasty Tatty]

I don't understand how there are so many people with no job who somehow still pay for internet and phones. This is why the welfare state is a real problem. It sucks because we're trapped into being reactive instead of proactive. I'd love to be able to take more action to protect women (because it's always women who are at risk, so much for feminism) but we're stuck waiting for the people who are obvious sexual deviants to do something rapey and hope that the woman says something before it's been too long for anyone to do anything. And I get not saying anything, I certainly wouldn't want to admit to being raped by a troon.

Even if they have jobs, they have nothing else to do but spend all their free time online being a pest. They have no friends, families, circles, hobbies. It's like a very willing army we normal people can do nothing about.

 

[SpinelessArtist]

Troony troon is a Hasan fan Just goes to show how stupid 99% of trannies are. If he falls for Piker's obvious grifting and insincerity it's no wonder why he believes in the whole "drugs will make me a woman!" thing, and why he is willingly spoonfed the oversimplified narrative of Israel bad Palestine good. Two millionares larping. One as a woman and the other a commie. Just goes to show how excess money does NOT in fact bring happiness.

Also LOL get fucked tranny. You absolutely deserve feeling threatened after what you did to your son and ex-wife. The world is finally waking the fuck up and I'm so so happy these idiots feel this way. Hopefully by the next 10 years transgenderism gets banned worldwide and Canada becomes the one and only safe haven for these freaks. One can only dream.

Also the manface in this guy while he cosplays as a true and honest little girl is deeply disturbing. There's men in the 90's who dressed as the opposite sex for a gag who looked more like a woman than he does.

 

[Osama Bin Laden]

EVERY. FUCKING. TIME. Any business that decides to be the stove-touching retard and hires them for anything deserves the misery sure to follow.

it seriously baffles my fucking mind how trannies could openly discuss how much they love having sex with children but woke companies and people will say “well yeah but i’m not gonna misgender “”””her”””””

actual definition of “i may be a pedophile but atleast i’m not RUDE”

 

[DYLAN ‘DIELAWN’ VOLK]

Jared did it better tbh.


I am a big fan of the greasy extensions btw. Big fan.

 

[SpinelessArtist]

Site is BUGGING THE FUCK OUT and I can't edit my other post so I'll comment on it separately.



I'm pretty certain he's talking about the Christian guy here. It's all just MEMEMEMEMEME sperging about how he wishes he'd be treated like by others and how BIGOTED it is this "friend" of his said he looked more like a woman now (false but sure). Wouldn't this be a compliment? To known you've grown out of your crossdressing ogre phase? Ah, but what do I know. Everything to trannies is a personal attack so even the most innocuous of comments feels like genocide to them.

"Don't say this to a trans woman lol" A troon is not a troon without policing someone's language. How DARE he not worship me as a REAL AND HONEST woman?! He should walk on eggshells around me at all times!

"Grow as a person" aka learn to shut the fuck up, be an agreeable little cuck who will always stand up for current thing, and who will never do something about me parading my sick fetish to millions of children. "Grow as a person" as in being the person I like and denouncing everything I dislike.

Unfortunately this "friend" cannot cut contact with Chris because he'd be labeled as a transphobe and hunted for his blood. This attack would go on until Jimmy is forced to fire and reprobate him. Tyson has all of his "friends" forced to participate in his degeneracy. He knows and everyone else knows he can destroy all of their lives if he simply were to expose them for supposed transphobia. If they do even ONE thing that feels like a personal attack on Chris he can and WILL fuck them over. That's why this Christian guy, even if he knows Chris is living a perverted fantasy and will eventually rope himself, is obligated to stand by this situation else he loses his stability and finances, and has his image forever tarnished. Chris is a monster who gets off on controlling people who once loved him. He absolutely loves the fact he's ruined his marriage, his son's and his friend's life; in the guise of satisfying his insaciable thirst for attention. He wants to shape who the people he knows are, transform all of his "friends" into robots who won't argue against what he believes. He doesn't want friendship, Chris craves compliance and people indulging on his twisted world view.

This is so fucking cruel to do to people you've known all your life. Troons really have no sympathy at all.

 

[Tasty Tatty]

Troony troon is a Hasan fan Just goes to show how stupid 99% of trannies are. If he falls for Piker's obvious grifting and insincerity it's no wonder why he believes in the whole "drugs will make me a woman!" thing, and why he is willingly spoonfed the oversimplified narrative of Israel bad Palestine good. Two millionares larping. One as a woman and the other a commie. Just goes to show how excess money does NOT in fact bring happiness.

I think it was Blaire White who said that belief in the core dogmas of troonhood was necessarily a leftist thing. Right wingers don't believe men can be women, etc. So, he might have first become a leftoid and then a troon or vice versa, but the correlation is there.

Also, of course troons need communism to survive. They're lazy and useless so their only way to survive is that we society support their lifestyles.

 

[Hillary Clinton's Ass]

Also, of course troons need communism to survive. They're lazy and useless so their only way to survive is that we society support their lifestyles.

Which is very ironic since trannies are hated in communist societies because they are seen as a product of the degenerate bourgeoise class.

 

[Sweet Musica]

I think it was Blaire White who said that belief in the core dogmas of troonhood was necessarily a leftist thing. Right wingers don't believe men can be women, etc. So, he might have first become a leftoid and then a troon or vice versa, but the correlation is there.

Also, of course troons need communism to survive. They're lazy and useless so their only way to survive is that we society support their lifestyles.

I do not think troons would benefit from communism at all. Many of them complain about the NHS and other European healthcare systems because they are put on long waitlists and never prioritized. Philosophy Tube, for example, made a big stink that men with literal fucking cancer will get a orchierectomy before troons like him. While in America, there are more options available and less questions asked. Instead of paying for their medical procedures through our tax dollars, we get to pay privately through our insurance . Keep in mind, that these same insurance companies use algorithms that randomly reject claims without review. Doctors and pharmaceutical industries have incentive to keep life long patients, but the government does not.