Caden Wayne Scholeck / Jade Scholeck / BlueFolf / Blue / a gassy femdom - Parasitic clout chaser. Macrophiliac scat fetishist. Shitted on a plate and filmed it. Left a disabled woman in crippling debt. Tried to sue a Twitter gimmick account and failed. Disowned by father. Lied about being assaulted. + His Orbiters and A-logs

[RicoNecroDoc]

I love how we go from "I got the shit beaten out of me." to "Fortnite, can I have a skin?"

 

[Doktor Grimm]

Like I’ve said before, Caden probably got caught following a kid into a bathroom by the kid’s parent(s) and got slapped for it while trying to run away

Disagree -- he might be a depraved narcissistic attention-seeking faggot, but he doesn't strike me as the type to creep on kids like that (yet). Transitioning to gain access to children is too calculated of a move for someone like Caden to pull off; the only thing driving his behaviour is the ever-present promise of another precious dopamine hit. I personally subscribe to @0 2's weed dealer theory cause it's funny and vaguely in character.

I love how we go from "I got the shit beaten out of me." to "Fortnite, can I have a skin?"

LOL ok, just transparently begging for likes now. This guy is pure distilled Gen Z nihilism. I firmly believe he'd cut off one of his arms with a rusty saw if he thought it'd give him enough Twitter followers.

 

[Vibe_Guy]

I love how we go from "I got the shit beaten out of me." to "Fortnite, can I have a skin?"
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L/A

You know, last time I got literally physically assaulted I distinctly remember hopping onto xitter, asking Steam to introduce a new USP-S CS:GO skin by the name "penis gun". Then I proceeded to utilize my alt account to signal boost so I can get my penis gun into said game. It's a valid coping method!

Srsly tho, if fortnite gets a bluefolf skin I am reinstalling the game hehehehehehehehehe
edit: he probably wont get the skin

 

[Spoonomancer]

I love how we go from "I got the shit beaten out of me." to "Fortnite, can I have a skin?"
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Fuck Caden for making me defend Fortnite, anyways this screenshot is provably fake and here is how:
1. Xitter DM's don't show the checkmark on the top area where the back button is.
2. The name also wouldn't be centered in DM's, I have personally checked this for myself using old DM's I have with another yellow checkmark account.
3. Hundreds if not thousands of people a day, usually less popular than Caden but some are more popular and recognizable than Caden, ask if they could be a Fortnite skin, I doubt Caden would be the one to be randomly chosen by the Fortnite team especially since no one recognizes Caden outside of Twitter furries. The Fortnite team selects typically selects huge franchises or famous people that are about to debut something. much like how Masahiro Sakurai and Nintendo choose video game characters for Super Smash Brothers.
4. These messages read nothing like what the Fortnite team would say if they were to choose a random Twitter user for a Fortnite skin.

 

[Desumorphine]

I love how people here spend time "debunking" the Fortnite Tweet. Obviously it's fake. The real question is if Kaden is just clout-hashing or if he actually believes people take it for granted. Sometimes I wonder if Kaden himself knows anymore.

 

[SCRAM]

I love how people here spend time "debunking" the Fortnite Tweet. Obviously it's fake. The real question is if Kaden is just clout-hashing or if he actually believes people take it for granted. Sometimes I wonder if Kaden himself knows anymore.

Kiwis raised hundreds of thousands of donorbux for freedom. Imagine what we could do next!

Slobbermutt skin when?

 

[Piss Bear]

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L/A

You know, last time I got literally physically assaulted I distinctly remember hopping onto xitter, asking Steam to introduce a new USP-S CS:GO skin by the name "penis gun". Then I proceeded to utilize my alt account to signal boost so I can get my penis gun into said game. It's a valid coping method!

Srsly tho, if fortnite gets a bluefolf skin I am reinstalling the game hehehehehehehehehe
edit: he probably wont get the skin

It's actually disgusting how desperate for attention he is. He found out how to make fake and edited messages and now he's been churning out the stupidest shit possible with no irony. Why would anyone believe this Fortnite message is real? And why is he making fake engagement-bait Tweets immediately after surviving an alleged vicious attack? The ADHD and narcissism is real.

Another fake message with his mom...

https://archive.ph/MfIgi

Yeah, I'm sure the attention he got for his fake story was incredible. Gross.

https://archive.ph/DBG6o

Also he's been reposting art other people made of his fursona and other unfunny memes, I didn't bother to include those.

 

[cobson_slut4bbc]

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L/A

You know, last time I got literally physically assaulted I distinctly remember hopping onto xitter, asking Steam to introduce a new USP-S CS:GO skin by the name "penis gun". Then I proceeded to utilize my alt account to signal boost so I can get my penis gun into said game. It's a valid coping method!

Srsly tho, if fortnite gets a bluefolf skin I am reinstalling the game hehehehehehehehehe
edit: he probably wont get the skin

bro thinks he matters lmaooo bluefolf fell off fr fr fortnite aint adding that shit no way nigga

 

[AnthonyLoggerhead]

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L/A

You know, last time I got literally physically assaulted I distinctly remember hopping onto xitter, asking Steam to introduce a new USP-S CS:GO skin by the name "penis gun". Then I proceeded to utilize my alt account to signal boost so I can get my penis gun into said game. It's a valid coping method!

Srsly tho, if fortnite gets a bluefolf skin I am reinstalling the game hehehehehehehehehe
edit: he probably wont get the skin

No we should definitely get poofolf into Fortnite so he can get the shit kicked out of him both IRL and online

It's actually disgusting how desperate for attention he is. He found out how to make fake and edited messages and now he's been churning out the stupidest shit possible with no irony. Why would anyone believe this Fortnite message is real? And why is he making fake engagement-bait Tweets immediately after surviving an alleged vicious attack? The ADHD and narcissism is real.

Another fake message with his mom...
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https://archive.ph/MfIgi

Yeah, I'm sure the attention he got for his fake story was incredible. Gross.
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https://archive.ph/DBG6o

Also he's been reposting art other people made of his fursona and other unfunny memes, I didn't bother to include those.

Drug users always keep chasing the rush with larger and more frequent doses until they OD. It’s the exact same with caden, except that his drug is internet attention & validation

 

[Colon capital V]

Bluefolf shit video has been found.
I did not find this, a thread in /raid/ on the Sharty did

https://soyjak.party/raid/thread/97246.html#97326

https://ghostarchive.org/archive/AKF9A

Spoiler: NSFL

MOD EDIT:

L8

The full video was posted November 12th 2023 here, thanks to @Lyra Plushie

https://kiwifarms.st/threads/caden-wayne-scholeck-jade-scholeck-bluefolf-blue.130776/post-17154029

https://kiwifarms.st/threads/a-thread-wherein-kiwi-farms-users-are-traumatized-by-the-blue-folf-scat-video.186031/

 

[Iriya Asagao]

I wasn't even done reading through people's reactions here before the nuke

 

[0 0]

I wasn't even done reading through people's reactions here before the nuke

Don't worry, it's all here.

 

[Cyberpunk Panatela]

I remember having a "cutter" friend who would constantly say she was cutting to get sympathy from me, and when she actually sent a photo of the "cut" it was literally a very light papercut type of wound like what Caden has on his face. I wouldn't be surprised if he did those cuts himself. How come those cuts aren't visible in the bloody nose photo? Being the attention-whore he is, if this really did happen he would have a whole fundraiser bonanza to get justice and would never shut up about it.

Edit: LOL SERIOUSLY NIGGA WHY ARE THE CUTS NOT THERE IN THE FIRST PHOTO, HELLO????
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That looks more like what you get from an unbroken fall onto gravel than any sort of stabbing. (I have seen hundreds of each in my years of practice, and this isn't even trying very hard).

As for the Fortnite skin, top kek. I'm imagining something like this:

Dear Epic Games,

Please accept this titillatory video of me exhibiting my coprophilia. Please tell me if you would like to send someone over for a tasting or have it sent over to your office.

By the way, I want my murrsuit(detailed drawing attached.) included as a skin in Fortnite, which I looooove and play ALL THE TIME!!!! We can talk about the vbucks split later.

Yours, Bluefolf (NB, My murrsuit and I are transgender. Respect my pronouns!!!)

-

Mr. Scholeck
Gee, thanks. Did you know the company had to have both my office and my computer exorcised after exposure to your unholy amateur porn and "murrsuit". That went out of my salary, I'll have you know!

We looked into your Fortnite history, and your spotty play frequency and embarassingly low kill counts are unimpressive and not worthy of any reward.

Furthermore, your repulsive begging letter rises to the level of harassment of a company employee, which is counter to the TOS of the game.

You have been banned from playing the game Fortnite for reason 10: Harassment of staff. This ban will expire at 14:14 on 03/09/2034. This ban is final and no appeal is possible.

Goodbye

R. Karadžić
Representative: Fortnite division
IRL Fortnite enthusiast (Retd.)

Spoiler: For first time visitors and retards

PS: Furries visiting the Kiwi Farms for the first time, probably hoping to see a scat video, I know you're not very smart, so I'll spell it out. Above letters are the product of my fertile imagination, not some or other "Epic leak".

 

[Vibe_Guy]

I distinctly remember when @Lyra Plushie posted the poo video, I didn't watch it with the reasoning "nah man, I already got enough shit on my plate today" so I settled for still shots. Put the video out of my mind only to be traumatized by said video 49 pages later.

Fuck my fucking life man

 

[PonderosaPete]

Some sad looking dickie bird.

 

[Rudolf's Friend]

Literally Pop Monster 2.0.

 

[RefurbishedApparatus]

I don't think dedicating a skin to a open shiteater would be a good idea, but if that actually happens I will make myself sure to hunt down every shitfolf i can find in-game.

These players are gonna be bullied so hard once kids start to find out who the fuck Caden is, reminds me of the BLM "event" where everyone was throwing tomatoes to the virtual screen projection of that retarded propaganda.

 

[AnthonyLoggerhead]

I distinctly remember when @Lyra Plushie posted the poo video, I didn't watch it with the reasoning "nah man, I already got enough shit on my plate today" so I settled for still shots. Put the video out of my mind only to be traumatized by said video 49 pages later.

Fuck my fucking life man

‘Enough shit on my plate’ I’m not a mind reader, but I can safely say that thought was NOT on poofolf’s mind at any point in history

 

[Mr. Bobby Brown]

I don't think dedicating a skin to a open shiteater would be a good idea, but if that actually happens I will make myself sure to hunt down every shitfolf i can find in-game.

These players are gonna be bullied so hard once kids start to find out who the fuck Caden is, reminds me of the BLM "event" where everyone was throwing tomatoes to the virtual screen projection of that retarded propaganda.

Hit them with the Low Tier God lightning bolts for me

 

[Vibe_Guy]

Caden should be carrying one o' these for self defense, could fit into a purse:

Spoiler: retractable baton