Patrick Sean Tomlinson / @stealthygeek / "Torque Wheeler" / @RealAutomanic / Kempesh / Padawan v2.5 - "Conservative" sci-fi author with TDS, armed "drunk with anger management issues" and terminated parental rights, actual tough guy, obese, paid Quasi, paid thousands to be repeatedly unbanned from Twitter

[Sloppy Party Bottom]

I think Patrick’s years long dry spell since his last book may indicate he has no ongoing GW relationship or that he’s stubborn and is going to definitely write this tiny Tim book all by himself like a big boy.

Great point. Presumably, if he had a relationship with a GW he would pumping out content at a much more consistent pace.

 

[8mm Cunningham]

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Mainstream lolcow content creator smokeymcc made a video about Fatrick (albeit with some error like mistaken quasi and and that restraining order lolsuit)
Fat Rick spared no time respond with faggotry and start childing patposters

I'm happy he cited the Kiwi Farms in this one. He also said there was a lot more info to be found here.

 

[MavisBeaconTeachesSnipin]

It was posted 7 months ago so we can only speculate whether it's a long running bit or whether it's real. I'm personally leaning towards it being real because it's the funnier option.

too good to be true. if it is a pat fake, hats off the seething passive aggression and his proud resume of news articles is perfect. if SFWA really ghosted him I bet it's because he childed someone important.

"law enforcement ranging from utterly useless to actively harmful to our cause" prison enjoyers btfo

 

[Judge Holden]

too good to be true. if it is a pat fake, hats off the seething passive aggression and his proud resume of news articles is perfect. if SFWA really ghosted him I bet it's because he childed someone important.

Honestly I am, much like fat's anus after having a train run on him by Sergeant Lyndon and the Milwaukee PD homies, torn.

If it was fake and gay and therefore homosexual then I suspect whatever troll responsable would have "found it" long ago either here or on OnA, and in terms of being too overtly fucking stupid to be real....remember we are talking about fatrick here.

Its gonna inevitably be anuddah wait and see for either a troll to come clean, its cawntents and implicit predictions to fizzle away to nothing, or for it to be vindicated from the pigs mouth himself on his social media channels

If its true then it means that SFWA officially finds Pat more of an obnoxious liability than the entire roster of child fondling sex perverts it has proudly backed and continues to back. Which would be fucking hilarious.

 

[RX-78]

Why is this fatass still alive? That's a real question, he's criminally obese and the amount of MATI he has every day must be pure torture on his clogged heart.

 

[Anasûrimbor Kellhus]

Why is this fatass still alive?

having to live another day is punishment enough for pat. Why release him from his torment?

 

[I don't say the N-Word]

Fat Rick spared no time respond with faggotry and start childing patposters

>Patrick sees his own photo
>Oh, look, another piece of shit.
He may have failed the mirror test, but this is still more insight than I would have given him credit for.

 

[DiggieSmalls]

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Mainstream lolcow content creator smokeymcc made a video about Fatrick (albeit with some errors like mistaken quasi and that restraining order lolsuit)
Fat Rick spared no time respond with faggotry and start childing patposters

cryptic web chronicles is way better

 

[Bill Evans 45]

Pat with a goatee is all kinds of fucked up.

It is clearly an homage to William T. Riker.

 

[Kela de Thaym]

cryptic web chronicles is way better

That’s true, but think of Smokey McCrack’s video as an entry level to Patlore. Even he says there’s too much ground to cover and directs people to check out Cryptic’s channel, after all.

 

[Spunt]

It is clearly an homage to William T. Riker.

I'm getting more of a Steven Seagal vibe myself.

 

[Vinluv Handesbukia]

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Mainstream lolcow content creator smokeymcc made a video about Fatrick (albeit with some errors like mistaken quasi and that restraining order lolsuit)
Fat Rick spared no time respond with faggotry and start childing patposters

He’s just jelly Smokey has the funny blue check mark.
Also Fatbob S Pepperonipants has inspired me,my manboob’d muse.

 

[grapeshark77]

That’s true, but think of Smokey McCrack’s video as an entry level to Patlore. Even he says there’s too much ground to cover and directs people to check out Cryptic’s channel, after all.

I like that he did that, it was flawed but a lot of these guys refuse to share and he basically got a lot of people to start going down the wormhole. If he has a younger audience then that's a good thing too because Pat cannot handle the kids these days.

Cryptic Web Chronicles managed to get on Mekotur's radar and turn Pat mainstream with no budget and an AI voice. You can do anything you put your mind to, including writing a Tiny Tim revenge novel and getting Tor Books to publish it before Pat's.

 

[Vinluv Handesbukia]

I like that he did that, it was flawed but a lot of these guys refuse to share and he basically got a lot of people to start going down the wormhole. If he has a younger audience then that's a good thing too because Pat cannot handle the kids these days.

Cryptic Web Chronicles managed to get on Mekotur's radar and turn Pat mainstream with no budget and an AI voice. You can do anything you put your mind to, including writing a Tiny Tim revenge novel and getting Tor Books to publish it before Pat's.

Would I grind pepperoni to see soyteens take on the Hog.

 

[Kela de Thaym]

Would I grind pepperoni to see soyteens take on the Hog.

If it were anyone else, I wouldn’t wish the Soyteens on anyone.

But Pat? That would be amazing.

 

[Post Reply]

I wonder if the Russians would be able to print Patrick's profile picture on one of their shells?

What else might work as a Pat themed artillery shell slogan?
"Pepperoni Pulverizer"
"Milwaukee Paint Balloon"
"Jon's Pringles Can"
...not to mention "Pay Quasi"

 

[Judge Holden]

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Mainstream lolcow content creator smokeymcc made a video about Fatrick (albeit with some errors like mistaken quasi and that restraining order lolsuit)
Fat Rick spared no time respond with faggotry and start childing patposters

The plague is spreading. I knew my faTulpa experiments would bear terrible yet perfect fruit even if I failed to conjour up my own personal fuck pig.

Now thanks to all that semenic vril energy i jacked into the ether, fatrick has been imprinted upon the dreams of millions and I am unironically seeing NOCHILDs in the wild

 

[Lana Del Hitler]

The plague is spreading. I knew my faTulpa experiments would bear terrible yet perfect fruit even if I failed to conjour up my own personal fuck pig.

Now thanks to all that semenic vril energy i jacked into the ether, fatrick has been imprinted upon the dreams of millions and I am unironically seeing NOCHILDs in the wild

 

[Associate Rick]

I wonder if the Russians would be able to print Patrick's profile picture on one of their shells?
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What else might work as a Pat themed artillery shell slogan?
"Pepperoni Pulverizer"
"Milwaukee Paint Balloon"
"Jon's Pringles Can"
...not to mention "Pay Quasi"

They should just print General Fattons greatest tweet onto one.

 

[Judge Holden]

We have now moved on from fat having never ever engaged in criminality to him now being the perfect moral being with zero sins to his name