Trainwreck ArchivistBecks / 8bitBecca / RemembrancerMx / Yonah Bex Gerber / Rebecca Marie Hernandez-Gerber - The Unhappiest Bitch on Earth. Used a Cancer Scare to Raise Money for a Disneyworld Trip. Collects Identities and Minority Labels Like They're Pokémon; Retired at 36 because of Self-Diagnosed PCOS

[AirdropShitposts]

"And maybe it's ok to have a little bitter with the sweet. Maybe that's just Judaism."

Or something a white woman posts to Pinterest.

 

[Smaug's Smokey Hole 2]

"And maybe it's ok to have a little bitter with the sweet. Maybe that's just Judaism."

Or something a white woman posts to Pinterest.

You could say she's chosen a people.

 

[Diana Moon Glampers]

No Becky social outing would be complete without a sassy Cubana child don't need no parents rant:



Or a set of demonic photos that aren't exactly a ringing endorsement of modern reform Judaism as an arbiter of morality:



Becky, who spent months saying how mean it was that people thought her only value was in her reproductive capabilities, now agrees with this assessment, and declares her work for the world finished, so she can kill herself now. Or SAVE herself now. Hannah has saved her life, which isn't at all a fucked up burden to put on a little baby.





TFW you can't stop thinking about how great this all is since now you can finally kill yourself, since you've finished your "magnum opus" like Charlotte in Charlotte's Web.




Hannah's definitely-not-creepy no sirree godparents, one of whom (the one obsessed with little girls) seems to have worn some kind of Disney princess dress to this occasion:



It's totally normal for mom to go to bed while dad and his "friends" have fun with the baby! They'll take great care of her, honest! Becky knows because it's how she was raised and she turned out great:



But then, the naming ceremony is in the past. The party is literally and figuratively over. So we have the crash.

 

[Larry David's Opera Cape]

Or a set of demonic photos that aren't exactly a ringing endorsement of modern reform Judaism as an arbiter of morality

Tempted to rate late for this. I'm still game to find plenty of examples and illustrations for anyone who wants to put together a "liberal religion lolcows" thread. So much content to mine, there.

one of whom (the one obsessed with little girls) seems to have worn some kind of Disney princess dress

"This is the die cis scum girl from tumblr now. Feel old yet?"

 

[Uncle Tom's Condo]

Heebs, does Hannah bint Yonah mean Hannah daughter of Yonah? Like how Mohammad bin Laden means Mohammad son of Laden? Is that a common Hebrew naming convention?

 

[Larry David's Opera Cape]

Heebs, does Hannah bint Yonah mean Hannah daughter of Yonah? Like how Mohammad bin Laden means Mohammad son of Laden? Is that a common Hebrew naming convention?

Yeah bat means daughter, cognate to Arabic bint. That's the usual convention for ceremonial names in Judaism. Usually you get called up for religious functions by your dad's patronym (Yakov ben Avraham) and prayed for when you are sick by your mother's matronym (Yakov ben Sarah).

 

[lindsayfan]

[based mami] called the rabbi "not a real rabbi" for accepting & validating our triad

My daughter gave me an invaluable gift. She gave me the ability to focus on myself.

 

[The Judean People's Front]

I don't believe Becky will ever actually "avail herself of the sea" (as she has demanded others do when angry), but it's some truly fucked up mind games she's playing, to even consider that a kid could go through their Mother's suicide unscathed because, hey, she introduced the kid to a buncha fuckin weirdos before she killed herself. It makes zero sense, and it's just another reason Becky may be the most maddening of cows.

Normally I'd say that she should kill herself as soon as possible, but I've seen enough survivors of parental suicide to say she doesn't get that choice anymore. Fucking buck up and fix your shit Yonah. A tiny human adores you and will always look to you for an example of how to human, now. So fix your shit and stfu about suicide because if anything might fuck a kid up worse than a maternal suicide, it's having a Mom who constantly suicide-baits at the slightest discomfort.

 

[Tragi-Chan]

It's totally normal for mom to go to bed while dad and his "friends" have fun with the baby! They'll take great care of her, honest! Becky knows because it's how she was raised and she turned out great:

Oh, so now she has lots of friends and family and it’s not just her and Hannah against the world, as it was last week.

No Becky social outing would be complete without a sassy Cubana child don't need no parents rant:

The baby’s not even three months old. I know she’s impatient to find even more reasons to be victimised, but come on, at least wait until the kid’s in school or something before congratulating yourself on what a great job you’ve done as a parent.

Or a set of demonic photos that aren't exactly a ringing endorsement of modern reform Judaism as an arbiter of morality:

God, look at those forced smiles. Cuckson could not look less comfortable. “Oh this is so good, I so love my wife’s boyfriend’s anchor baby, maybe later she’ll tell me about how she prefers her fuckbuddy or that dead tranny.”

Becky, who spent months saying how mean it was that people thought her only value was in her reproductive capabilities, now agrees with this assessment, and declares her work for the world finished, so she can kill herself now. Or SAVE herself now. Hannah has saved her life, which isn't at all a fucked up burden to put on a little baby.

I, me, me, I, me. It’s going to drive her nuts when Hannah starts asserting her own identity.

 

[lindsayfan]

I don't believe Becky will ever actually "avail herself of the sea" (as she has demanded others do when angry)

99.9999% of what she says is lies and/or performative...

...but since we're here on the Last Free Place where you can talk about suicide without getting zucked, i'll say i think she's genuinely unstable enough that she could do it impulsively in the grip of a tantrum. not one of those planned-out suicides where someone starts giving away their belongings etc but more like swerving her car suddenly into a concrete barrier while cry-driving

EDIT: actually i think as part of her "helpless little girl" fetish she doesn't drive, so maybe not that example specifically

 

[AirdropShitposts]

Her being a lazy fat fuck who gets stoned all the time probably helps reduce the impulsive risk.

 

[ExsanguinateHorizon]

Bex will not kill herself, she adores basic hedonism and attention way too much. She's not even enough of a munchie to accidentally kill herself in the process. I'll put money on Bex using suicide threats as a way to bully and oppress Hannah instead.

 

[Trombonista]

I'm beginning to think Bex believes carrying and giving birth to Hannah was all the work she needed to do.

 

[anliteralidiot]

I'm beginning to think Bex believes carrying and giving birth to Hannah was all the work she needed to do.

that's why she has two husbands, so Hannah has two parents

 

[The Judean People's Front]

Becky is the kind of selfish shit-for-brains that doesn't comprehend that after she kills herself she doesn't get to sit in the rafters and listen to her eulogies like Tom Sawyer.

Saying that depression is terminal is super annoying and fatalistic. Sure, it can be, I guess, like many other illnesses left unchecked. But try saying that to someone with an actual terminal illness like end-stage renal disease or cancer. Choosing to kill oneself is different than dying of a terminal disease, and it's obtuse and in bad faith for her to say otherwise.

She should consider joining a local community theatre troupe. They're full of insufferable assholes, too, and she'd have a more constructive outlet for her need to be the center of a Shakespearean tragedy.

 

[AnOminous]

I'm beginning to think Bex believes carrying and giving birth to Hannah was all the work she needed to do.

What work? She didn't even do labor, she just paid to have the babby cut out of her.

 

[Next Task]

She should consider joining a local community theatre troupe. They're full of insufferable assholes, too

Even a local community theatre troupe doesn't deserve Becky being inflicted on them. Despite all her bullshit about being a Very Talented Tech for theatre in the past, and living in California, somehow this has been something she's never tried to revisit. Almost as if working either on-stage or off is still working, which she's allergic to.

Are there photos of anyone else at the big baby bash? I want to revise my estimate of how many people Becky can get to come see the baby. I'm also completely unsurprised that the big lesson Becky has taken from having a child is, 'I don't focus on myself enough.' She just such a giver, you guys.

 

[Kosher Salt]

Becky is the kind of selfish shit-for-brains that doesn't comprehend that after she kills herself she doesn't get to sit in the rafters and listen to her eulogies like Tom Sawyer.

No, she precisely understands that, it's why she'll never actually do it.

 

[anliteralidiot]

What work? She didn't even do labor, she just paid to have the babby cut out of her.

Eh, it's still a major surgery to go through, and heal from. And she did carry Hannah.
So she did the minimal amount of work.

 

[AnOminous]

Eh, it's still a major surgery to go through, and heal from. And she did carry Hannah.
So she did the minimal amount of work.

Optional Caesareans are mostly done by lazy rich people. You can't tell me she didn't deliberately force them to do that.