Careercow Jack Russell Scalfani / Cooking With Jack / Jack on the Go Show / jakatak - YouTube "Celebrity" "Chef", Living Encyclopedia of Gluttony-Induced Maladies, Salmonella Elemental

[Zizara]

Okay, but why the QR code? What is Jack thinking here in selling it and why does he think people would buy something like that? Why any of these designs? Like is mocking up these blank colour + random JPEG shirts and bits of tat just how Jack's stroked-out brain gets its dopamine hits now?

 

[Hamstirer]

Who in their right mind would buy these?

Diabetics. Everytime they look down they will be hoping to get their feet cut off.

 

[A Bit Concerning]

Diabetics. Everytime they look down they will be hoping to get their feet cut off.

I would use it as a workout motivator. Every time I don’t want to go work out or I want to cheat on my diet I just look at Jack and remind myself of the alternative.

 

[p1138]

So the retard throws away the instructions, has no idea that different knives have different angles on their edge, and "I see a manual, I see a magnet" is he still watching blues clues? He sounds like he's narrating for a show for toddlers.

"wow it spins" and proceeds to make gibberish noises like he distracted himself with some fucking car keys...

Proceeds to blame someone else(their women's prison former inmate?) for taking the edge off of a knife by slamming it into the cutting board... definitely couldn't have been that the edge wasn't there to begin with considering the shitty chinesium knives he buys.

So although he went on this tirade claiming the knife needs to be sharpened, then says it'll probably cut fine... Tammy cuts the tomato and saws through it, but they don't know how to properly use knives when they're brand new.

magnets are beautiful.

This takes two people, and Fatty still can't roll the fucking thing in a straight line using his good arm. "now I've got the hang of it" still crooked as shit. Whines that the booklet doesn't say how long to use it for... till it's fucking sharp you retard.

Tammy still saws through the tomato, and they claim it's like a brand new knife. Apparently a 1/4 inch thick slice of tomato is the benchmark for knife sharpness? Says he prefers this over the electric sharpener you just slide the knife through because this is "easy" yet he couldn't fucking use it even with assistance.

 

[Lou's Sentient Backfat]

So the retard throws away the instructions, has no idea that different knives have different angles on their edge, and "I see a manual, I see a magnet" is he still watching blues clues? He sounds like he's narrating for a show for toddlers.

"wow it spins" and proceeds to make gibberish noises like he distracted himself with some fucking car keys...

Proceeds to blame someone else(their women's prison former inmate?) for taking the edge off of a knife by slamming it into the cutting board... definitely couldn't have been that the edge wasn't there to begin with considering the shitty chinesium knives he buys.

So although he went on this tirade claiming the knife needs to be sharpened, then says it'll probably cut fine... Tammy cuts the tomato and saws through it, but they don't know how to properly use knives when they're brand new.

magnets are beautiful.

This takes two people, and Fatty still can't roll the fucking thing in a straight line using his good arm. "now I've got the hang of it" still crooked as shit. Whines that the booklet doesn't say how long to use it for... till it's fucking sharp you retard.

Tammy still saws through the tomato, and they claim it's like a brand new knife. Apparently a 1/4 inch thick slice of tomato is the benchmark for knife sharpness? Says he prefers this over the electric sharpener you just slide the knife through because this is "easy" yet he couldn't fucking use it even with assistance.

So in other words fatty is trying to tempt fate and get another company to send him threats of legal action unless he does another proper video. Granted I also don't believe for a second that this was sent to Jack by the company. We know he saw it on TikTok and had to have it to try and chase a trend. Just like that stupid shit with the insulated cups.

 

[Hollywood Hulk Hogan]

So in other words fatty is trying to tempt fate and get another company to send him threats of legal action unless he does another proper video. Granted I also don't believe for a second that this was sent to Jack by the company. We know he saw it on TikTok and had to have it to try and chase a trend. Just like that stupid shit with the insulated cups.

He would use weasel words like "I never said they sent me it to try it out. I ordered it and they sent it to me".

 

[Gulls on Film]

So in other words fatty is trying to tempt fate and get another company to send him threats of legal action unless he does another proper video. Granted I also don't believe for a second that this was sent to Jack by the company. We know he saw it on TikTok and had to have it to try and chase a trend. Just like that stupid shit with the insulated cups.

I think there are two levels of Jack's reviews. If he saw it on Tiktok, he will get angy that the cool kids have something he doesn't have and demand that Tammy buy it for him. But I believe there are plenty of Chinesium product companies on Amazon that will send out emails to every single cooking youtube channel offering a free fire hazard indoor grill for a video review. They probably don't even care if Jack fucks up the review, as long as their name gets out there and at least one person says "You know, this looks like something useful if it wasn't being mangled by a retard."

 

[p1138]

So in other words fatty is trying to tempt fate and get another company to send him threats of legal action unless he does another proper video. Granted I also don't believe for a second that this was sent to Jack by the company. We know he saw it on TikTok and had to have it to try and chase a trend. Just like that stupid shit with the insulated cups.

Nah, he didn't call it a piece of shit or use it wrong... he's just so fucking incompetent he couldn't use it correctly and still claimed it worked.

He would use weasel words like "I never said they sent me it to try it out. I ordered it and they sent it to me".

Weirdly enough, this time he admitted he bought it because he wanted it. Not because someone sent it to him for review... unlike every other youtube channel that got these things for free a few months ago.

 

[Agamemnon Busmalis]

Putting the "logo" where you could have any slight possibility of brand recognition on the soles where absolutely no one can see them is a hilarious design choice.

Jack is insulting his Arab Muslim ancestry, showing someone the soles of your feet is considered quite rude in that culture.

 

[FatJacksFatAssTongue]

So the retard throws away the instructions

This initial move popped off the screen immediately. Tossing the instruction pamphlet aside strait away like a hot potato because you KNOW Jagoff is the ultimate expert based on 15 yrs of filmed culinary experience ... this fat faggot knows better than you or I. Fuck this pathetic loser, what a fat creep.
PS nice new merch, I'm sure you'll make a fortune sometime before your next stroke.

 

[Marc]

Whines that the booklet doesn't say how long to use it for... till it's fucking sharp you retard.

he's just so fucking incompetent he couldn't use it correctly and still claimed it worked.

These statements do a fine job of speaking to the pointlessness of the borrowed time Jack has been living on.

I’ve tried to make sense of it by wondering if Jack somehow negotiated extra time from the grim reaper, for the sake of proving himself worthy to be allowed in to hell.

 

[eatler]

proving himself worthy to be allowed in to hell.

Satan needs a new cook to torture the gluttony level but he needs to learn more gelatin recipes.

 

[Bitch I eat people]

Are you even allowed to use those gross looking Facebook avatars to make money?

 

[ddlloo]

Are you even allowed to use those gross looking Facebook avatars to make money?

Of course not.

 

[AnOminous]

Are you even allowed to use those gross looking Facebook avatars to make money?

No. Jackoff is a thief. You're specifically prohibited from doing exactly what Jackoff is doing.

 

[eatler]

No. Jackoff is a thief. You're specifically prohibited from doing exactly what Jackoff is doing.

But also it’s not like FB will sue, what are they going to get? Like jack could saw off the dead arm as repayment.

 

[Falcon Sebben]

No. Jackoff is a thief. You're specifically prohibited from doing exactly what Jackoff is doing.

He's so small time though that I doubt FB would even care.

But also it’s not like FB will sue, what are they going to get? Like jack could saw off the dead arm as repayment.

They could get some of the grills from the graveyard in payment. That's all he really has.

 

[A Bit Concerning]

He's so small time though that I doubt FB would even care.

Worst case scenario he gets a cease and desist or the website just takes it down for him. I can't see anyone actually buying these, even as a joke.

Also, why is Jack selling pillows and shoes? I know he's generationally awful at cooking, but at least sell oven mitts or something, give the 3 people who actually take your cooking advice seriously something they'll actually use.

 

[AnOminous]

But also it’s not like FB will sue, what are they going to get? Like jack could saw off the dead arm as repayment.

They should do it anyway. Literally just sue him for his dead arm. FORCE him to saw it off. Then make it into smoked brisket or something. Have a Cannibal Cooking Company.

He's so small time though that I doubt FB would even care.

That's not true though. He's SUPER BIG TIME. Because he's SUPER FAT.

Also, why is Jack selling pillows and shoes?

Because he's fat both in body and mind.

 

[VenomPlug]

Haters got owned!