Bossman Austin Curtis Peterson / BossmanJack / AustinGambles / Austin_07 / irondollah - Gambling addict, convicted felon, scammer, and raging manchild that hates his fucking life, FAKE MONEY

[mlanguishi]

Screw you rats, he made it to $5k and quit for real.

 

[Kees H]

10 minutes later, life is great again. Stake originals Roulette just squirted fucking 5 bandskis, 5 THOUeroonis, 5 RACKS nigga. Runs out to tell his mom and dad again as well

Spoiler: Crack-o-Vision

 

[Rungle]

The first time I have actually seen a bossman stream, and he went from 10k to 8 dollars.
quality entertainment.

 

[Absolutely Retarded]

Abusing his poor head again. Such a loud slap

 

[Kees H]

That was a intense gamba sesh, down to under a BANDAROOSKI, back to 8k, etc. This is where it all looks like it's going sideways and Austin is about to lose it all.

Spoiler: Crack-o-Vision

After vaulting, unvaulting, vaulting again etc he ended up with 8k in his Stake balance. First he shows his goyslop to us and he talks about buying more gold.

He withdraws 7k from Stake, and goes back to gamba. We have a quick runup of the 1 thou to 10k. Happy dance with the chair, etc.

Spoiler: Crack-o-Vision

But, it takes him about one minute to lose the 10 THOUs.

Spoiler: Crack-o-Vision

He redepos 1 thou back into Stake, and then the inevitable happens, he loses that, bro. So close to breaking his computer, dude.

Spoiler: Crack-o-Vision

And that was the end of the streamarooski. Still 6k left in his LTC wallet, let's see how fast that's gone.

 

[Onni Kalsarikännit]

I like how I can ignore the thread for a few weeks, come back, catch up and see the door still not being fixed. This is wholesome.

 

[Soup Sammiches]

That was a intense gamba sesh, down to under a BANDAROOSKI, back to 8k, etc. This is where it all looks like it's going sideways and Austin is about to lose it all.

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Spoiler: Crack-o-Vision

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After vaulting, unvaulting, vaulting again etc he ended up with 8k in his Stake balance. First he shows his goyslop to us and he talks about buying more gold.

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He withdraws 7k from Stake, and goes back to gamba. We have a quick runup of the 1 thou to 10k. Happy dance with the chair, etc.

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Spoiler: Crack-o-Vision

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But, it takes him about one minute to lose the 10 THOUs.

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Spoiler: Crack-o-Vision

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He redepos 1 thou back into Stake, and then the inevitable happens, he loses that, bro. So close to breaking his computer, dude.

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Spoiler: Crack-o-Vision

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And that was the end of the streamarooski. Still 6k left in his LTC wallet, let's see how fast that's gone.

Dude throws around real money like I do when gambling in a video game, except I can quick load when I lose.

 

[Jang Joo]

'Yes Eddie, you want me to flip the switch?'

"He won? Flip it."

 

[Kees H]

Austin wants us to believe he's not going into blind tardrage when he's not streaming when he loses a thouerooski

EDIT: Austin just bought another 1200+ USD gold coin.

Spoiler: Crack-o-Vision

Took him almost 5 minutes to complete the transaction, but here's the LTC transaction of him ordering the coin, so we know he bought it: https://blockchair.com/litecoin/tra...dbba42f6b3e625b6a7544ac751a24c493bb71b9178a63

EDIT2: Austin is currently obsessed with someone who just put his LTC address in the chat, and has been busy shitting on him for ~10 mins. Little excerpt of it. The crackerooni is hitting well tonight.

Spoiler: Crack-o-Vision

EDIT3: Austin just stepped into the remains of a smashed mug on his floor

 

[AnOminous]

Some have speculated that Cecil is a Pajeet, this is who I imagine Cecil to be, a socially awkward 40 year old with glasses who has a soft spot at heart, this is because a pajeet wouldn't allow Bossman to win at all, which is part of the lore as described in the OP:

He probably has a red Swingline stapler too despite them doing nothing on paper.

 

[No Batty Boys in Jamaica]

Getting paid to watch Bossman content would come in as a close second to professional puppy handler as far as dream jobs go.

Hey want to work at my job? I literally spend half my day watching BMJ gamba and the other half watching the YSL trial. I only spend about 40 minutes doing my actual job.

 

[MadStan]

38 roulette spins in a row, with 7 squares covered and no hits. Wow. He sucks.

 

[SandyCat]

Austin just stepped into the remains of a smashed mug on his floor

Vacuum Bros where you at?

 

[Sneeds]

Fat nigga Null loses his Pizza day money on Keno

Also Null freaking out over a sock account

 

[Doinker Marmalade]

Austin "records" his "YouTube intro" live on stream, to make that schweet YouTube cheddah (that due to the nigger rap will go to the nigger rapping over his YouTube intro, but okay).

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Woah, it is unreal how old, shriveled up and diseased he looks in this clip, he's starting to resemble a Kensington zombie more than a youthful guy in his 20's.
Maybe it's that forced smile he does that makes him look wrinkled as fuck.
His parents must either be incredibly delusional or immensely apathetic, they sacrifice their peace and quiet in their old age to keep their troublesome son safe and guarded under their roof, but he still managed to make himself look like this:
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Vacuum Bros where you at?

Don't summon the cuumers

 

[LowlyPheasent]

It's a miracle the man can walk after dancing around after a win now and then with all the shit in that carpet.

 

[Null]

It's a miracle the man can walk after dancing around after a win now and then with all the shit in that carpet.

He can absorb crack through his soles like a butterfly

 

[northstar747]

He can absorb crack through his soles like a butterfly

 

[Chirping Smoke Detector]

Vacuum Bros where you at?

That's bossmom and Austin refuses to let her clean up when she enters the room to look at the money he's about to lose.

Woah, it is unreal how old, shriveled up and diseased he looks in this clip, he's starting to resemble a Kensington zombie more than a youthful guy in his 20's.

You are wrong. When he shaves he looks like a teenager.

 

[WelperHelper99]

10 minutes later, life is great again. Stake originals Roulette just squirted fucking 5 bandskis, 5 THOUeroonis, 5 RACKS nigga. Runs out to tell his mom and dad again as well

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Spoiler: Crack-o-Vision

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Love when he says holy shitballs. Peak Bossman. Happy my boi got a win after stake had been felting him SO hard.