Margaret Pless / idlediletante / Stan - Official Kiwi Farms Advertiser and Enthusiast Who Has Proudly Eaten Ass. Now Posting Her Tits to Own the Troons!

A lot of people read my articles; including other journalists, and you guys are way too sweaty in here for me to believe you think that either.
So you admit that journalists are involved in a incestuous circle jerk? Well it only took a decade. Thanks for that, but I'm sorry but I don't read blogs. Journalism died the moment they thought clicks meant more than actual news reporting and couldn't step away from their feels to give unbiased articles. You're just an uglier Lauran Southern. Only fit to be mocked at by others, and like her, isn't an accredited source for news.
 
no. Even if the Farms had changed substantially enough to warrant me doing something like that, I’m way too insulted by the things you have collectively said to me to want to do that.

Wow Kiwi Farms is great, and they have changed not at all. Many members of love insulting me, calling me names, and speculating about my body habitus. The admin says I am annoying and recently featured me on his heckle n gossip podcast because he was pissed off at me. The entire board has a tin ear for diplomacy and tries to bully me into writing something like this. Signing off.
STAN

Yeah there's a lot of animosity between you two. And you have been quite vindictive with him.
We'll see who makes the first step towards decreasing the hostility some.
This thread is far funnier when you're oversharing your sexcapades compared to the endless spam of people suggesting suicide.
He told me he wished my baby would die of SIDS. I have offered him an olive branch before and been turned down. He is constantly writing grotesque fanfic about how I look naked. The hostility will decrease when he either stops posting or dies, which ever comes first.
 
In the interest of complete accuracy and integrity, I will admit to telling a couple of people here to KYS. Indeed, I told @m1ddl3m4rch that he would be better off if he went bug chasing and died of AIDS on Friday.

But I am a bit more creative than the others.
If you were creative and intuitive you would log off as no other lolcow has done before.
 
no. Even if the Farms had changed substantially enough to warrant me doing something like that, I’m way too insulted by the things you have collectively said to me to want to do that.

Wow Kiwi Farms is great, and they have changed not at all. Many members of love insulting me, calling me names, and speculating about my body habitus. The admin says I am annoying and recently featured me on his heckle n gossip podcast because he was pissed off at me. The entire board has a tin ear for diplomacy and tries to bully me into writing something like this. Signing off.
STAN
Maybe as time passes and you get older you'll maybe see other people like yourself and you'll see in the mirror of human experience just how things can go wrong and wonder "is that me?".
That you'd never consider yourself capable of being different is what makes it sad though, because so long as you cling to the false idol of your own pride I don't think you'll ever find any peace from what blights you here.
 
no. Even if the Farms had changed substantially enough to warrant me doing something like that, I’m way too insulted by the things you have collectively said to me to want to do that.

Wow Kiwi Farms is great, and they have changed not at all. Many members of love insulting me, calling me names, and speculating about my body habitus. The admin says I am annoying and recently featured me on his heckle n gossip podcast because he was pissed off at me. The entire board has a tin ear for diplomacy and tries to bully me into writing something like this. Signing off.
STAN
Looking at your posts in general and in the man-hate thread, you're exactly the kind of person you claim to hate. The only difference is in topics you're for and against.

The Farms isn't a person with beliefs and personality traits. It's a bunch of people who don't agree on very much at all. What you want isn't personal growth, because a bunch of anons on a forum cannot display that. You want to be as mean as you want, safe under a moderation policy which protects the topics you're for and persecutes the ones you're against. Hypocrite journo.
He told me he wished my baby would die of SIDS. I have offered him an olive branch before and been turned down. He is constantly writing grotesque fanfic about how I look naked. The hostility will decrease when he either stops posting or dies, which ever comes first.
I repeatedly joke that Marge should be a better mother and check on her infant, rather than neglecting it in the hours she spends here. Of course she'd twist it. And when have you ever seen Marge extend an olive branch to anyone.
 
He told me he wished my baby would die of SIDS. I have offered him an olive branch before and been turned down. He is constantly writing grotesque fanfic about how I look naked. The hostility will decrease when he either stops posting or dies, which ever comes first.
It's cool.
We gonna set up a massive intervention.
We gonna painfully go through each and every detail and insult you two shared.
You will be allowed to use my shoulders to cry on and show how hurt you are.
Both of you.
All will be dandy. Puppies. Kitties.
 
Looking at your posts in general and in the man-hate thread, you're exactly the kind of person you claim to hate. The only difference is in topics you're for and against.

The Farms isn't a person with beliefs and personality traits. It's a bunch of people who don't agree on very much at all. What you want isn't personal growth, because a bunch of anons on a forum cannot display that. You want to be as mean as you want safe under a moderation policy which protects the topics you're for and persecute the ones you're against. Hypocrite journo.

I repeatedly joke that Marge should be a better mother and check on her infant, rather than neglecting it in the hours she spends here. Of course she'd twist it. And when have you ever seen Marge extend an olive branch to anyone.

I don't think anyone could've said it better. But let's be real here, she would never admit to being wrong. There wouldn't be 87 pages of the same shit over and over again.
 
Can you please stop spoiling it for me that I can now use female generals in Total War?
How is my lamenting the erasure of diverse female representation affecting your enjoyment of one autistic game in a medium you claim to be too old and mature for anyway? Why can't games have princesses AND frumpy female generals who don't need no man? Why is it a plus that Nintendo is doing things like erasing Princess Peach's eyelashes on box art only for North America? That's not about making an already non sexualized character more age appropriate, it's about sending a message. A message that makes a lot of people feel not just not included, but also not welcome.
Or that the female costumes were adjusted to be 70% less porny?
Why is it your place to judge a (fictional!) woman on what she wears? Bayonetta having a nice body and dressing risque doesn't make her less strong of a woman or a character. Being feminine or attractive isn't something that should be demonized in any society. This shit is why little tomboys troon out. Because of hateful handmaidens like you. Just because it isn't your preference doesn't mean that Mari Shimazaki isn't allowed to express her aesthetic preferences or that your jealousy of a FICTIONAL CHARACTER is anyone else's responsibility.
Or that maybe we will have a Zelda game where Zelda is the PC throughout? That would be a fun change.
Like in Zelda's Adventure? Or either of the Hyrule Warriors games? Or most of the Smash Brothers games? There's also that other Zelda CD game that all those memes are from, Wand of Gamelon.

You're not as smart as you think you are, and you've led a very small and narrow life. Talking so much about what you did in college a decade later while waxing nostalgic about sex acts you performed for other men before you met your husband (also a decade ago since you met in college) suggests that you haven't done anything besides sit inside on the computer and pop out a baby since then. How worldly! How progressive! Gamers should really get a life!
 
It's cool.
We gonna set up a massive intervention.
We gonna painfully go through each and every detail and insult you two shared.
You will be allowed to use my shoulders to cry on and show how hurt you are.
Both of you.
All will be dandy. Puppies. Kitties.
He is legitimately one of the few people I want to stone to death for the crime of faggotry.

Looking at your posts in general and in the man-hate thread, you're exactly the kind of person you claim to hate. The only difference is in topics you're for and against.
Imagine thinking this is some kind of effective reversal. You are so pompous in your writing, so the Rash Al'Ghul Av. suits. You take yourself way too seriously, and few people remember who you are.
I repeatedly joke that Marge should be a better mother and check on her infant, rather than neglecting it in the hours she spends here. Of course she'd twist it.
They don't read like jokes, especially not to me, and I can't imagine anyone laughing at them.
Seriously, go down to the heroin district and take a walk barefoot. I'm making a joke about you dying of AIDS, isn't it hilarious?
 
He is legitimately one of the few people I want to stone to death for the crime of faggotry.


Imagine thinking this is some kind of effective reversal. You are so pompous in your writing, so the Rash Al'Ghul Av. suits. You take yourself way too seriously, and few people remember who you are.

They don't read like jokes, especially not to me, and I can't imagine anyone laughing at them.
Seriously, go down to the heroin district and take a walk barefoot. I'm making a joke about you dying of AIDS, isn't it hilarious?
“So when they continued asking him, he lifted up himself, and said unto them, He that is without sin among you, let him first cast a stone at her. And again he stooped down, and wrote on the ground.”
And you call yourself a Christian
 
Marge is a fucking case study on how envy can influence your political beliefs. We have her pictures, we have her cope posts about how she cant "lose weight no matter what" or that "skinny girls cant row". Being fit, thin, and in shape are hallmarks of dedication to a sport, barring some weird example or fringe sport. Sorry shes a chunky hambeast and not the ideal female, I don't know what she wants from people. I don't get intimidated looking at Michelangelo's David.
When I was in uni my freshman roommate was a competitive rower. Rowing requires both arm and core strength and that shit is intense especially at that competition level. It's like this sudden influx of fat ballerinas, sure they're dancing I guess, but the pros are in excellent shape and stay that way because the demands at that level require it.
 
I’m way too insulted by the things you have collectively said to me to want to do that.
You knew what to expect when coming here and are insulted anyway. I'd say grow thicker skin but that would be a health concern. Everyone here gets made fun of if they do or say stupid things and some people say things that are extra out of pocket. So what? They're just words on a screen. If they hurt that bad maybe there's some merit to them and there's an opportunity for personal growth. If people are being retarded and going after low hanging fruit laugh and move on. Getting assmad about it is exactly why you were featured and your inability to separate yourself from the conversation will always be your downfall.
 
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