DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell: General Discussion #2

[TheGreatWhiteNorth]

This retard is turning into George Bush.

 

[marlintan]

This retard is turning into George Bush.

Mission Accomplished!?

 

[PenskeMaterial]

Atlus watched DSP's review of Nioh when all of a sudden DSP said 'arf.' He wanted to say 'automatically' but somehow 'arf' came out.

3:27:00

Serious Gin brain moment.

3:48:24

 

[Skippy Shortbottom]

This retard is turning into George Bush.

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Should have heard him earlier when Ethan had to cut off his finger. Told chat that its GOREY and if you're squeamish, to leave for a bit.

Quarterize

 

[God of Nothing]

Is he just now playing Heavy Rain? Holy shit, this came out ages ago. Who the hell is tuning into these streams? Aside us, of course.

 

[Balr0g]

Income wise this ReACK day was not exactly blessed. Was the 27$ ReACK stream his worst Vs the Internet yet? And his Thrownback ReACK only barely hit the T1 goal. Is ThrownBack already on thin ice?

 

[DarksydePhil's Tits 2]

Is he just now playing Heavy Rain? Holy shit, this came out ages ago. Who the hell is tuning into these streams? Aside us, of course.

He's reacting to the video of his own playthrough of Heavy Rain from years ago. Yes, it's as cringe as it sounds.

 

[God of Nothing]

He's reacting to the video of his own playthrough of Heavy Rain from years ago. Yes, it's as cringe as it sounds.

You've gotta be kidding me. This sounds like a joke someone would make about how react channels are going to be reacting to each other at some point. For what purpose? Did he have a poll on what he should do next? It's like someone who has no idea what else to do anymore, so he's just going back to his old stuff, like Team Four Star did.

 

[BlastMonk]

You've gotta be kidding me. This sounds like a joke someone would make about how react channels are going to be reacting to each other at some point. For what purpose? Did he have a poll on what he should do next? It's like someone who has no idea what else to do anymore, so he's just going back to his old stuff, like Team Four Star did.

Look Phil is the greatest huma being to ever exist. He's not a international super star of gaming because of some trolls and Tevin that nigger theif that steals his content and reuploads it illegally. The channel is struggling to get more support because of these mouth drooling morons that call themselves game devs can't make fun or interesting game. So if one Phil is already highly robust and meaningful, Phil watching himself to see how he's grown and changed into a more mature content creator will phil the void these fucking idiotic new games left.

 

[Prince Lotor]

The further away from the equator you are the further sunrise shifts throughout the year. At about 47.5°N latitude where Phil lives if this fat retard got his way sunrise would happen after 8:30 am 111 days (3 2/3 months) per year and sunrise would happen after 8 am 142 days (4 2/3 months) per year. For almost a month sunrise would be at almost 9 am.
Where he lives there's a 3 hour 46 minute shift in sunrise times every 6 months. He's so fucking stupid and self-absorbed he actually lives in one of the areas that really benefits from DST but he's such a shut-in man child he can't think any further than being a contrarian and shitting on people who actually leave the house, let alone wake up before 10 am.

If you live in a low latitude like Florida just shut your fucking pie-hole and enjoy that DST makes it so sunrise is always between 6:30-7:30 am lol
Where Phil lives with DST sunrise shifts between 5:12-7:58 am every 6 months, and without it it would shift between 5:12-8:58 am.
You are a fucking moron Phil.

 

[The Penultimate Warrior]

The only reason he's worried about the clocks changing is one of his dents might not show up to stream.

 

[EmpGulcasa]

I like how angry DSP is that the games industry isn't catering to him and is releasing "too many RPGs".

 

[Tom Went To The Mayor]

Atlus watched DSP's review of Nioh when all of a sudden DSP said 'arf.' He wanted to say 'automatically' but somehow 'arf' came out.

3:27:00

Serious Gin brain moment.

3:48:24

Lininindinjutsu

 

[Fapcop]

Yes: Phil watches old footage of himself for two hours, and isn’t just highly entertained and yukking away, it’s also obviously some of the kahntent he enjoys the most to make.

It’s easy to forget sometimes just how fucking WEIRD Phil is.

To anyone who doesn’t know DSP, it’s a mind boggling WTF?! Moment, to watch him laugh at himself and excitedly explain such details as: “Back then I had my laptop to my RIGHT instead of the current setup, tuh-huh-huh… So if you see me looking to my right, that’s why!”

To anyone inside the vortex, it’s Sunday.

 

[Malakim Phoros]

Compared to how soul draining he is on his regular react streams and how he says he doesn't watch TV or movies anymore, he must genuinely think his old content is something special that the rest of us just don't understand by how hard he laughs at his own jokes. Like this is some real Chris Chan sonichu level delusions of grandeur if he actually believes he should be popular and well respected for this

 

[Fapcop]

Compared to how soul draining he is on his regular react streams and how he says he doesn't watch TV or movies anymore, he must genuinely think his old content is something special that the rest of us just don't understand by how hard he laughs at his own jokes. Like this is some real Chris Chan sonichu level delusions of grandeur if he actually believes he should be popular and well respected for this

It also makes it patently clear how dishonest his “I was just doing sexual jokes to attract a young audience! It was an act!” is.

Nothing can make those jowls shake with laughter as his old, cringe jokes. He’s genuinely entertained and thinks it’s the best thing ever… Only to occasionally interrupt his LOLs with “Tuh-heh-heh… You can’t say stuff like that anymore, but back then it was normal and accepted on YouTube!”

 

[Johnny Doxville]

Watching a comp of dsp getting the boot from purple and the top suggested video is a beginners guide to yoshimitsu

 

[Malakim Phoros]

Which also just makes his weird reactions to women in games even odder. I genuinely believe its an act he puts on for Kat, she might be the type of autistic where she's not sexual, since she says tv is too sexual and violent for her liking. So he might feel that he needs to not be sexual either so now its gross and bad when two adults kiss each other

 

[hector85]

Income wise this ReACK day was not exactly blessed. Was the 27$ ReACK stream his worst Vs the Internet yet? And his Thrownback ReACK only barely hit the T1 goal. Is ThrownBack already on thin ice?

 

[AGoodBrazilian]

Resume o Phil last Tekken stream:
- Lose so much that is demoted to a lesser rank after bragging about make to the purple rank
- Get worked up with rage, punch his controller and scream
- Is mocked again on Scrubquotes (52K visualization on twitter) and became a meme template (55k visualization on twitter)
- Is patiently schooled by a Tekken youtuber that point out all his flaws and hypocrisies on the game (22k on Youtube)
- Makes $25 only from the dent Jaxx