Did Rusty Cage just kill himself on stream? - I'm uneasy bros...

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That liquid flow after the drop has me pretty concerned.
Yeah, that sounded really, really juicy. Like a neck hole leaking blood. I'm actually impressed this was just a bit, as guys are saying further down-thread. It was a rather close facsimile of the sound of a bleeding, decapitated body. The phone ringing off the hook McNutt style really added to the vibe.

I like Rusty, man. I'd be legit sad if he offed himself for real.
 
Can you imagine the poor police sergeant dragged into this? He doesn't know what's going on. He doesn't know how or why, but he's pretty sure owning an actual working guillotine is probably illegal. And now he's got to figure out how to fucking spell guillotine to write it up. It probably would be less painful for Rusty if he had just stuck his head in it.
I feel like Rusty being alive is way fucking easier and less painful. The police arrive at the scene thinking some crazy fucker decided to french revolution himself and instead they're greeted by some drunk edgy nerd who says it's one big art project. Instead of having to place evidence signs around a basket holding a decapitated head with a disgruntled look of delayed horror in it's hollowed eyes and a stiff headless body laying on a homemade guillotine platform and then fill out a fuck ton of paper work afterwards; they get to go back to the station and say that the guys just a really weird creative type with no further case to file. I can't imagine Florida police are particularly bereft of human invoked high strangeness and so I would think that a living screwball creator telling them to fuck off is better than a death investigation.
 
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Why does Rusty's gf look like his sister?
the consequences of the rise in incest porn.
Honestly the bit would've fit his style more if the fake-beheading was an accident instead of a faux-suicide. Like you just hear him go "Ah shit the melon slipped, lemme just reach in and-" SHINK. Then it would've at least been funny while being morbid instead of just suicide bait.
honestly yeah, its like how the segway ceo dying by accident makes it more notable than a suicide, would have been way more viral.
says it's one big art project.
especially in a college town it probably is a template on the police forms. "false alarm, 'its a prank bro' but people got spooked"
 
The more I think about it, how many of us when we commit suicide can say we did it by Guillotine? Seems like a missed opportunity if he's still kicking. I mean alive and kicking, if he is headless there is a chance he's probably still kickin' back there
 
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The more I think about it, how many of us when we commit suicide can say we did it by Guillotine? Seems like a missed opportunity if he's still kicking. I mean alive and kicking, if he is headless there is a chance he's probably still kickin' back there
There was a kid named Boyd Taylor who actually did kill himself by guillotine. He built it in his bedroom, and his poor dad was the one to find him.
 
There was a kid named Boyd Taylor who actually did kill himself by guillotine. He built it in his bedroom, and his poor dad was the one to find him.
Can you explain exactly how you make a fucking guillotine in your bedroom without getting found out? That's imply he did it without making a ton of noise and it was small enough that it was easy to hide which in that case, how could something like that be powerful enough to kill you?
 
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He probably called the cops in advance and told them what was up, one of the silver linings to endemic swatting is that the police are much more flexible with establishing that kind of understanding now
 
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I can not image the retarded reason why you'd post this on twitter and not just call the authorities yourself. That is unless the whole self beheading bit was just used as a smoke screen to dox a guy he hates. Or for clout.
Terminally online. The need for attention and the habit of broadcasting outweigh common sense.
 
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