Patrick Sean Tomlinson / @stealthygeek / "Torque Wheeler" / @RealAutomanic / Kempesh / Padawan v2.5 - "Conservative" sci-fi author with TDS, armed "drunk with anger management issues" and terminated parental rights, actual tough guy, obese, paid Quasi, paid thousands to be repeatedly unbanned from Twitter

[Meat Target]

Damnit, the dude got a lot wrong. Called BDA, Quasi.

It's a shame that he had to censor out parts of the Josiah 5 clip.

 

[MavisBeaconTeachesSnipin]

It's a mystery why Dick and co chose to go after milquetoast successful black comic man instead of legitimately insane failed sci-fi author.

that is the tell imo. dick and his pedo buddy are motivated by jealousy. pat wouldn't bruise his ego so there is no narcissistic injury for him to fume over.

 

[Anasûrimbor Kellhus]

While leslie is someone I obviously do not share a worldview with I'm glad we can all be brought together via patposting.

The division in this country can be fixed by patposting

 

[Useful_Mistake]

Are these things public record

They are public record from the moment they are filed bar something like it being filed under seal (or later sealed by a Judge).

 

[reptile baht spaniard rid]

They are public record from the moment they are filed bar something like it being filed under seal (or later sealed by a Judge).

fatrick trying to file under seal, circa 2024

 

[John Andrews Stan]

Unless you’re actively doing regular PACER searches across every state, it’s easy to miss public records like this. I was once chasing a deadbeat for a debt and only found out several months later that the deadbeat had been found liable in a very similar case in another state (not a state the deadbeat even lived or worked in). PACER searches cost money too.

Perhaps someone has figured out a hack for getting a feed of updates from a daily automatic search of public records, but if so it’s not even a tool lawyers are using.

 

[Orange Rhymer]

What I love about Pat and Nikky:
They are literally so unlikeable - Pat will vomit tweets upon his 'enemies' and supporters equally. All must enjoy prison, all are idiots and Pat cannot let them 'win'. (Winning is engaging or making any valid point about any topic in his presence).
#DLTIW

Nikki can't even side with Pat when attempting to gather sympathy points, a la the interview:
"We are straight, white..." "Speak for Yourself ! "

A hilarious pair of fuckwits who hate the world almost as much as each other and themselves.

 

[Judge Holden]

Fats back to oinking after having xeeted long into the early morning again, and is now declaring that as stalkerchilds all our property is forfeit forevermore

 

[WelperHelper99]

Fats back to oinking after having xeeted long into the early morning again, and is now declaring that as stalkerchilds all our property is forfeit forevermore
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The state will take my car from my cold dead hands Fatrick, because I actually own my car. I will own everything and I will be happy Stalker Child.

 

[Second Missing Primarch]

It's so over for me I've caught the brainworm, I patposted a dog last weekend.

*dog walks into the room and eyes up my food*
"You have already been fed stalker child, continuing to beg for food constitutes felony harassment"
*dog stares at me*
"Enjoy prison"

My cat was being a shithead the other day, so I put her in my room to cool her paws for a bit. As I dropped her on the bed, I told her to enjoy prison and didn't even think about it until after I'd closed the door.

 

[Useful_Mistake]

Unless you’re actively doing regular PACER searches across every state, it’s easy to miss public records like this. I was once chasing a deadbeat for a debt and only found out several months later that the deadbeat had been found liable in a very similar case in another state (not a state the deadbeat even lived or worked in). PACER searches cost money too.

Worth noting that PACER is only for federal cases.

 

[Vinluv Handesbukia]

Fat fake "tough guy" with an overinflated opinion of himself? That's perfect.

The thing is Seboomboom actually is a trained martial artist who still practices recreationally,built a semisuccesful carrer and legacy for himself,and knows better than to waste his time with detractors that he can be plagiarizing his next country rock album.

 

[Useful_Mistake]

Large oooinking

 

[Maude Snew]

I think it's something about prison. Just got a feeling bro.

They called it the shadow realm back then there's a cartoon about it.

The thing is Seboomboom actually is a trained martial artist who still practices recreationally,built a semisuccesful carrer and legacy for himself,and knows better than to waste his time with detractors that he can be plagiarizing his next country rock album.

I've seen his latest movie, the fucker got so fat he had a stunt double for going down some stairs and spent all the time just sitting in a chair fatly. Maybe they are kindred after all.

 

[Dr. Jaime Reyes]

Now I kind of want a Patrick the Tomlinsoner parody based on Roland for some reason ...

There's room for improvement here but I follow the poster's creed. Better imperfect and ill-advised than not at all.

Patrick was an author from the land of beer and cheese
A ghostwriter he hired, 'cause he'd rather just write Xeets
The deal was made in Oshkosh on the forums (O and A)
So he set out for Milwaukee to join the bloody fray

His every waking moment he fought the Twitter war
With his trotters on his iPhone, making new Pat lore
For days and nights he posted, the childing never ceased
He Tweets to earn his living, and he grinds up some Congolese

Patrick the Tomlinsoner
Patrick the Tomlinsoner

His comrades fought beside him, Jackie and the pests
But of all the unhinged posters, Patty was the best
So O and A decided they wanted Pat to sue
That son of a bitch Tomlinson replied with his own nudes

Patrick the Tomlinsoner (time, time, time for another Twitter war)
Mama Raven's greatest son (time stands still for Patty, 'til he evens up the score)

They can still see his Twitter account posting through the night
Stalker child, these are your delusions
Stalker child, these are your delusions

Patrick searched the continent for the man who made him fear
He found him there in Hooley's, in a barroom drinking beer
Patrick shat his trousers, he didn't say a word
But he went home and tweeted another ten thousand words

Patrick the Tomlinsoner
Patrick the Tomlinsoner
Patrick the Tomlinsoner (Don't let the idiots win)
Patrick the Tomlinsoner

The eternal Tomlinsoner, still picking Twitter fights
Now it's ten years later, but he still keeps up the fight
On O and A, on Kiwi Farms, on Rumble and on Youtube
His legal team saw the tweets of Patrick Tomlinson and withdrew

Whether he does or not, I hope he sues the SFWA next

What's funny is that for all his vileness, Patrick S. Tomlinson probably doesn't crack the top ten list of the worst people the SFWA has defended rhetorically or legally. All I know is the real winners will be the fans.

 

[reptile baht spaniard rid]

There's room for improvement here but I follow the poster's creed. Better imperfect and ill-advised than not at all.

It's everything I wanted and I had to do no effort at all, you win all the awards.

 

[MilkThePig]

Imagine being given $100K of free money to pursue a lawsuit with and the only thing you accomplish from it is landing yourself in debt.

 

[FinnSven]

Have any of the pests or funsters posed as actual stalker children?

I can imagine them spamming pictures of creepy children like the ones from Children of the corn or similar.

 

[CervixHammer]

It takes this FFWBT five days to come up with a response to a funster, which is the same thing he tweets hundreds of times per day. This is why Pat's life is already over. Enjoy being fat, Pat!

 

[Vinluv Handesbukia]

They called it the shadow realm back then there's a cartoon about it.

I've seen his latest movie, the fucker got so fat he had a stunt double for going down some stairs and spent all the time just sitting in a chair fatly. Maybe they are kindred after all.

Like I said,Steven knows when to back down when not needed. Fatrick can't for the love of him step away unless it's his daughter or his writing career.