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[Anomalous Coward]

How the hell did the pooner get this creepy gay "boyfriend" in the first place?
My guess is there's a lot more to this than she says in her story, but not to "Joe's" credit either.

He's a trans widow and not handling it very well.

 

[Friedrich Hayek's Ghost]

Yeah. The cognitive dissonance of finding her repulsive because she's a tranny is crashing full speed into his preconception that trannies are perfect beautiful angels, and she's watching his lizard brain suplex his cognition in real time.

 

[Rodrbob the drab]

"Binary MAN of TRANS EXPERIENCE" has crashed straight in at number 2 in my "terms I never want to hear again." top 20

I say we hijack "person with a trans experience" to mean seasoned transphobes. I doubt there are many people with such as extensive experience on trans people and their fucked up surgeries than our very own @batteredpancakes for example.

 

[and I must scream]

She says he is "very queer" rather than gay. My guess is the poor guy went along with everything so as not to get in trouble and is now making manic jokes around the clock to stop himself breaking down when he thinks about the thing he is going to have to interact with at at some point.

Really? My first thought was that he is a sadistic fetishistic guy who attached himself to this pooner because of his fetish and encouraged her to get the rot dog, just to make some creepy and abusive comments on it now. Not that I think the pooner is some innocent poor victim, and she probably didn't need to be talked into it much (if at all), but repeatedly making such, eh, jokes, it seriously fucked up and I wouldn't feel safe if I was in this situation either. There is "this rot dog is disgusting and I won't get close to it" and there is "I want to tear it off and punch it" and making fun of it any chance he can. Like dude. That's scary. She says he always has an edgy sense of humour, I think she just ignored his fucked up behaviour up until now.

 

[Friedrich Hayek's Ghost]

I say we hijack "person with a trans experience" to mean seasoned transphobes. I doubt there are many people with such as extensive experience on trans people and their fucked up surgeries than our very own @batteredpancakes for example.

Everyone I know who has experienced a troon hates them, so this seems appropriate.

 

[Dr. Butt]

He's a trans widow and not handling it very well.

I thought "he" was another pooner.

 

[Your_deadname_here]

This one is quite the ride.


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It starts with this and somehow goes downhill all the way thereafter:


How dare my gay BF not love the thing I have after great effort managed to hypnotise myself into sorta thinking of as a penis?

That was the funniest thing I've read all day. Instead of a good old fashioned sword fight, dude shadow boxes the faux schlong. If this isn't bait, it deserves a limited series on AMC.

 

[Anomalous Coward]

I thought "he" was another pooner.

Calls him cis at the start unless I'm misreading it

 

[Cougar Pump]

This is almost certainly a western priest, they're celibate.

Eh? No. Or did they mention a specific religion somewhere where this is the case, and I missed it?

 

[Nanashi no kiwi]

The troon brain trust at r/MtF share their experiences with estrogen and how it morphs bone structure into magic woman pelvis. One troon thinks by doing high impact workouts, they might cause micro fractures causing coke bottle hips.
The Aristocrats!

Remember, these are the same people who accuse you of needing to move past sIxTH GraDe bIOloGy if you argue with them on Reddit/Twitter. The WPATH files are a gold mine of this sort of thing.

And let me bring you some good news hons: your testes already produce estrogen in the factory setting.

This was even a central plot point in shitty horror/troon revenge fantasy novel  Manhunt by tranny rapewhale Gretchen Felker-Martin.

How dare my gay BF not love the thing I have after great effort managed to hypnotise myself into sorta thinking of as a penis?

How the hell did the pooner get this creepy gay "boyfriend" in the first place?

No "gay" guy is going to have been in a relationship with a  woman "man of trans experience" for over a decade. "Queer" in this case clearly means bi or else a "pansexual" spicy straight who maybe thought he'd be down with the frankendick until confronted with the reality. Now he's got a hairy, titless "boyfriend" with a non-functional meat jellyroll, gaping skin graft scars, and no pussy.

 

[Geraldine]

spicy straight who maybe thought he'd be down with the frankendick

Going back to that post and all the answers, I am now convinced this is the explanation.

 

[1440p Curved Monitor]

She doesn’t like the idea of me wearing feminine clothes, but also sees the hypocrisy of her wearing men’s work shorts to work.

This is such bullshit. Everyone knows that men's work clothes are more durable, modifiable, and cheaper than women's clothes. Not only that, the vast majority of mens clothes are gender neutral. It would be nice that women's clothes are considered as gender neutral but that's not the world we live in.
She's not wearing the men's clothes to pretend to be a man or jerk off to the thought of it. For her it's just clothes. For him it's a way to indulge in his fetish. I hope to God that this woman has a cryptoterf friend that will help her see the light.

 

[Anasa Tristis]

No "gay" guy is going to have been in a relationship with a  woman "man of trans experience" for over a decade. "Queer" in this case clearly means bi or else a "pansexual" spicy straight who maybe thought he'd be down with the frankendick until confronted with the reality. Now he's got a hairy, titless "boyfriend" with a non-functional meat jellyroll, gaping skin graft scars, and no pussy.

I bet she pissed and moaned about "muh dysphoria" for months and he gave in because multiple reasons. Now that the deed is done he can't handle the rotdog in the room. He's trapped and is going to have to gnaw off his own leg one way or another to get out.

 

[SnergenFlergen]

I don't know enough about the DIY HRT thing but it feels like it would lead to worse results or something more fucked up than regular HRT.

A guy a few pages back literally sprouted a fucking brain tumour and was told by his doctor that HRT was to blame, and he was on the 'real stuff'. If that's a side-effect of something that an actual doctor gives out, just imagine what what the same thing made in a bathtub by a retard wearing a miniskirt could do to you.

When he went to tell the other trannies about it, he of course got dogpiled and accused of being a liar/TERF/alt-right. Works for me in fairness, the more of these idiots that fuck around and find out the better.

 

[Susanna]

I don't know enough about the DIY HRT thing but it feels like it would lead to worse results or something more fucked up than regular HRT.

Hormones are hormones, they're all made from the same pharmaceutical raws. The DIY stuff is just mixed into oil/pressed into tablets under worse hygienic conditions (ie in a Brazilian tranny's bathroom) and with less consistent concentrations (measured using decimal points on a letter scale rather than with a proper milligram scale).

 

[AfghanBlue]

Sorry, transwo men.

I'm doing my part!

 

[Otterly]

The man who initially worried that housework would get in the way of ruining his wife’s weekend / life was eventually able to do so. Now for the fallout (snip below, full text in the spoiler).

Is she a Mormon? She’s a member of a religious community I think you said in previous posts. I wonder what the pressure is from the community here? Normally I imagine it would be to work things out and keep the marriage together but would trooning out be seen as a genuine deal breaker by their church?
Run. Lady. Run fast and far and empty the joint account before he spends it on SRS

 

[Dr. Butt]

No "gay" guy is going to have been in a relationship with a  woman "man of trans experience" for over a decade. "Queer" in this case clearly means bi or else a "pansexual" spicy straight who maybe thought he'd be down with the frankendick until confronted with the reality. Now he's got a hairy, titless "boyfriend" with a non-functional meat jellyroll, gaping skin graft scars, and no pussy.

Having dated a troon, male or female, gives you +one million brownie points when trying to pick up leftist/woke/handmaiden women. In this situation however, it sounds like the boyfriend is so unappealing that he agreed to ride out his girlfriend's troon phase because he has no other options if he leaves her. It sounds like they've been together a long time and have some sort of agreement that they're going to be staying together long-term. If this was a "Keanu Reeves seen walking home with drunk tranny" sort of thing, I'd say it was normal status-seeking from a woke male in a short-term situation. In this case though, the boyfriend is most likely a fat greasy internetbeard soyblob that will gladly call himself anything to hang onto the one pussy he's managed to snare.

 

[SnergenFlergen]

How the hell did the pooner get this creepy gay "boyfriend" in the first place?

To answer your question with another question, what other kind of boyfriend could she get?

Trannies attract and cater only to weird degenerates who are as fucked up and pornsick as they are. Birds of a feather, and all that. No normal well-adjusted straight woman/gay man is going to want to go within a mile of a pooner and vice versa for troons.

Fetishists and other assorted bedlamites are a tranny's stock-in-trade and sole romantic prospect.

 

[Geraldine]

... gladly call himself anything to hang onto the one pussy he's managed to snare ...

... only to find one day that pussy effectively no longer exists.
So (already kind of a jerk) he totally wigs out.
Now that I finally get the picture, an entire scenario is forming in my mind.