Keffals / Clara Sorrenti / Lucas John Roberts / Queen Clara the Fart Dominatrix / SorrentiThott - Twitter / Twitch slacktivist. Obsessed with being famous. Operator of the Catboy Ranch. Canadian T-Girl porn star and independent Fart Fetish / Findom Dominatrix. Personally sponsored sending Chinese HRT from Brazil to children without parental consent.

[I'm Retarded?]

Anyway, Lucas returned to the Catboy Ranch today and declared that he is not doing great mentally.

Lucas at least has one convincingly female personality trait: being a completely histrionic asshole on a hair trigger

 

[clipartfan92]

Been trying to upload a local archive for an hour now but the site is not letting me.

Might try a different browser or VPN endpoint (if you're using one).

Local archive (360p):
The Vaush Video (PreserveTube)

 

[Baap]

Might try a different browser or VPN endpoint (if you're using one).

Local archive (360p):
The Vaush Video (PreserveTube)
View attachment 5806762

Was using Tor. Is there a file size limit?

 

[Faggitory]

As always, everyone in the Ranch was supportive of Lucas and his great burdens. Everyone... except "Maddy".

That maddy stuff was pretty funny, but I wonder what is it with these faggots where they have to play the contrarian? People take the weirdest angles to defend Vaush and his loli horse fucker antics, but to just declare Lucas was being dishonest in a video you didn't even watch? If anything, Lucas' problem was that he was too honest with the whole "I don't mind the downloading pictures of lolis getting absolutely mangled by horse penis, but did you have to do it on your work computer?" bullshit.

But no. According to Maddy, any critiques against Vaush are just inherently dishonest regardless of the content. Lucas might have tried to kill the farms, and is just an all round degenerate slime, but I think I hate Vaush and his shithole fanbase more.

 

[Wooper]

 

[Punished Neco]

As always, everyone in the Ranch was supportive of Lucas and his great burdens. Everyone... except "Maddy".

What the fuck are those Youtube recommendations for that Maddy person?



Checked out the video, nothing really interesting.
Strangely doubled down on the important of having 2 laptops, a work computer and a laptop for "gooning"

Also there's a side character I've noticed for a month or so but they've become recurring and every time I laugh at the PFP

Goes by the name Keldoge, the headband and the eyes always freak me out. Also the strange skin condition by the lower right bottom lip.

 

[AnOminous]

Strangely doubled down on the important of having 2 laptops, a work computer and a laptop for "gooning"

Anyone who unironically says "gooning" not to refer to "gooners" with contempt should be beaten to death with wooden mallets.

 

[Greasy Goblin]

Our boy is featured in the most recent SillyPoo video

Spoiler: timestamps

My fucking god this video is incredible - if anyone missed or skipped it, just watch it.

 

[But I Digress]

Just remember these troons have created this hell themselves. They've locked themselves in a poison filled echo chamber ruled by mob mentality from who no one, no one, is safe from.

Enjoy trannys, this is the life you choose

Looks like she's on the rag again

 

[Tetragrammaton]

I thought Lucas did all his rehab online?

last i recall he supposedly went to an actual rehab facility for a month or so for detox from all the dark web drugs or whatever. then he finished rehab online and that is how he got his certificate that says he is good at not doing drugs as he likes to call it. but i very faintly remember he was still active on a side account on twitter the whole time he was supposed to be in rehab.

 

[A1 Steak Sauce]

Lucas burner “gayrobotnik” or “Chili Dog ISIS” has gone off of private. He has purged every tweet from before coming off private. Sorry if this is old news, I don’t have the motivation to read every post anymore.

I found these likes interesting because Pandox is a true crime YouTuber who gets about 100k views per video.

A comment on their latest video.


(A)

(A)

I have archived other tweets, but they’re boring.

 

[AMHOLIO]

Anyway, Lucas returned to the Catboy Ranch today and declared that he is not doing great mentally.

He's bullying everyone in there hard because he knows he can get away with hurting them for hurting him so bad. He's enabled, so he's punishing them as hard as he can. He may be hurt but he's rock hard at putting others through the mental wringer.

This is just insane. It's like a cult over there. And the sad part is that there are tons of vulnerable people in there who all need serious medical help, all stroking and building up their ego, refusing to listen to someone who would dare say anything outside of the groupthink.

Discord cults are so fucking lame. Imagine being in a cult and not even getting any shitty merchandise or some kind of compound out of it.

Actually sorting their shit out would require effort, though. Most people will pick easy misery over putting real work in to be really happy. The groupthink means that they can blame the other lemmings for carrying them off the cliff like they weren't running for it full speed.

Anyone normal has left or been forced out. He only wants people who are willing to jump through hoops for him left.

Misery is familiar and the brain rewards the body for picking safer options. Change is hard for a reason.

Him throwing a tantrum and leaving server over this reminds me of those narc parents, mothers usually, who withhold affection and neglect their kids to punish the child for doing something mother doesn't like.

I wonder if his upbringing was being the golden child of his mom. I wouldn't be surprised if she was a narcissist too, she seems to have had a close enough relationship for it to be the case.

*Lucas is on the highest dose of Adderall but still has "Silly Brain" which makes him do stupid shit.

>highest dose

Yeah, that's a covert way of saying abusing the fuck out of it.

Sorry if this is old news, I don’t have the motivation to read every post anymore.

I can't begrudge anyone who doesn't want to read Lucas being Lucas for 5 pages.

 

[skunt]

Discord cults are so fucking lame. Imagine being in a cult and not even getting any shitty merchandise or some kind of compound out of it.

don't forget the collars/chokers or whatever they were.

 

[Tetragrammaton]

I wonder if his upbringing was being the golden child of his mom. I wouldn't be surprised if she was a narcissist too, she seems to have had a close enough relationship for it to be the case.

from what i remember @Otm Shank was saying about lucas growing up he was generally ignored and left to be groomed by troons online while his parents payed more attention to other family members. his mom comes off like shes over compensating for past neglect which just made him even worse.

i think it was said much earlier on in the thread when people were digging into his past but so many of the issues lucas has could have been solved if his parents made him go outside instead of letting him sit in a basement staring at a computer most of his life.

 

[Admiral Throbnelius]

from what i remember @Otm Shank was saying about lucas growing up he was generally ignored and left to be groomed by troons online while his parents payed more attention to other family members. his mom comes off like shes over compensating for past neglect which just made him even worse.

I swear he said Lucas had a special needs cousin, his mom's sister's kid, living with them at the time, who needed the most attention.

 

[Brutality]

Re: @Something Awful 's big discord dump (hate that I can't just crop out the piece to reply directly) but Imagine having such a spazz attack that you leave your own fucking discord server LMFAO
I also remembered that Lucas is gonna be 30
This year yet still acts like a stupid teenager. What a sad state

 

[Burger Feet]

Also there's a side character I've noticed for a month or so but they've become recurring and every time I laugh at the PFP

I laughed even harder because at first glance, I kinda thought it was @CIA Nigger in a head band.

 

[Sprate Header]

he was generally ignored and left to be groomed by troons

Groomed by *diaperfurs, actually. Not much of a difference, but still.

 

[goodbudweiser]

Fucking MrRepzion talked about Keffals / Tipster
INVIDIOUS / youtube
> Immediately says they despite using trans flag and crying Keffals pic
Opinion disregarded

 

[Battlefield42]

repzion has always been a nigger. got banned from his channel after calling him out on turning vegan after being heavily critical of veganism before.