Keffals / Clara Sorrenti / Lucas John Roberts / Queen Clara the Fart Dominatrix / SorrentiThott - Twitter / Twitch slacktivist. Obsessed with being famous. Operator of the Catboy Ranch. Canadian T-Girl porn star and independent Fart Fetish / Findom Dominatrix. Personally sponsored sending Chinese HRT from Brazil to children without parental consent.

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What is the connection between transgender people and Communism? because I could swear I've heard of other trans going full communist besides Keffal's.
Extremism.
You have to be an extremist to cut your dick/tits off and contort it into some bizarre engineered abomination.
That's why there's lots of troons in communist and neonazi circles.
The ones that reject troons are just shameful enough to be secretly wanking it instead.
Or, they're a Chinese/Russian racist tankie.
 
Nah, according to them we send Kiwi Ops out to personally generate drama and murder vulnerable retards on the internet. Which, if we are, I've never seen a fucking paycheck.
He doesn’t believe that because he knows it never happened.



Keffles is in an uncomfortable place a lot of troons have (and I don’t mean the permanently healing ax wound).

Keffles has shown to want to have an edgy sense of humor and wants to say things like “faggot” , “retard” and talk shit about people. But his community will hand-wring and screech at him if he does anything even remotely edgy (unless it’s sending collars to cat boys, then it’s fine high level humor).

But Keffles has a man’s shit posting brain and wants to go off kino dogma 2007 style, but he can’t.

He can’t ever reach our level because we allow something he can never allow, free speech.

I believe the best edgy jokes come from being unrestricted with free speech, but Keffles can never integrate into a free speech community because we can call him a man and that’s TRANSPHOBIA.
I honestly think that if something was to happen and Kiwifarms banned making fun of Keffles and we welcomed “””her””” in with open arms, “”””she”””” would be posting the wildest, most transphobic shit ever and she would be the happiest he’s ever been.

But unfortunately for Keffles,

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Faggot retweeted his support for Folf
I am massively dissapointed that there is not a single sentence here that says "I shat myself".

I have to give props to Lucas, I've haven't seen this level of strategy since WW2 when it comes to picking your allies. Truly a league of extraordinary gentlemen.
 
Is it worse to have bad principles than no principles whatsoever?
Definitely the latter. You can at least get some insight from someone with bad/dumb principles on why they think or act the way they do, but people like Keffals are absolutely worthless; you may as well point one of those toy parrots from the 90s at a text-to-speech of any given Reddit thread.
 
Sorry @Neil you know how direct quoting on longer posts can be...

But I just wanted to point out that I love how even the idealized cartoon pfp here is still clockable as a troon. Has the exact selfie camera angle and smirk too.

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Sorry @Neil you know how direct quoting on longer posts can be...

But I just wanted to point out that I love how even the idealized cartoon pfp here is still clockable as a troon. Has the exact selfie camera angle and smirk too.

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Nailed it. White 'lady' calling out a minority for his uncultured opinions. How wonderfully entitled!
 
But I just wanted to point out that I love how even the idealized cartoon pfp here is still clockable as a troon. Has the exact selfie camera angle and smirk too.
That is Maeve, the person who apparently got Lucas to go to rehab instead of killing himself. Maeve also runs some kind of support group in the Catboy Ranch (they have weekly sessions on Sundays, except when he has to take a week off for mental health reasons).

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I don't know what they talk about in the group, but it's clearly not room cleaning tips.

Somewhat relatedly, I witnessed a rather bizarre interaction in the Catboy Ranch yesterday. Keffals came in steaming about Vaush and his "dickriders" who forced Lucas to take his video down:

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As always, everyone in the Ranch was supportive of Lucas and his great burdens. Everyone... except "Maddy".

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This triggered Lucas hard, prompting him to call everyone "literally NPCs" and ramble something incoherent about "screenshots to get updoots on Twitter".

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Maddy keeps apologizing profusely, but the damage is done.

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Keffals disappears for a couple of minutes and the conversation moves on. He then returns to declare that "there is nothing left". Even the catboys have turned against him. This is the end.

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Ominous.

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Oh dear. Oh my.

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"No one did anything wrong, daddy is just tired and needs his drink."

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Apparently Maeve had to call Lucas and talk to him for like an hour to get him to calm down.

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Most wigglers don't even know what happened, since Lucas autodeletes his messages. There are just whispers that something bad went down and daddy is very upset...

Anyway, Lucas returned to the Catboy Ranch today and declared that he is not doing great mentally.

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I love when his pal is like, "I'm sorry Keffals that I said a thing you didn't like. I take it back and am off my meds." Lucas instinctively doubles down and screams louder. Imagine being in a group of people like that, constantly worried that you might upset the giant toddler that rules over you and you have to beg and plead in a sick ritual where Lucas screams at you and cries about how he's been hurt. All this while ignoring some apparent medicine issue which is one of Lucas' favorite cop outs.

Meanwhile on the evil awful suicide factory that is the Kiwi Farms if I post something retarded I get a bunch of stickers saying I'm dumb, maybe a couple of people will tell me exactly why what I posted was retarded. If I follow up with, "yeah, that was pretty retarded guys" or just ignore it then it's over. Even people who double down get a little pink triangle and eventually move the fuck on.

I guess what I'm saying is that Lucas is an asshole and everyone here is pretty cool.
 
I love when his pal is like, "I'm sorry Keffals that I said a thing you didn't like. I take it back and am off my meds." Lucas instinctively doubles down and screams louder. Imagine being in a group of people like that, constantly worried that you might upset the giant toddler that rules over you and you have to beg and plead in a sick ritual where Lucas screams at you and cries about how he's been hurt. All this while ignoring some apparent medicine issue which is one of Lucas' favorite cop outs.

Meanwhile on the evil awful suicide factory that is the Kiwi Farms if I post something retarded I get a bunch of stickers saying I'm dumb, maybe a couple of people will tell me exactly why what I posted was retarded. If I follow up with, "yeah, that was pretty retarded guys" or just ignore it then it's over. Even people who double down get a little pink triangle and eventually move the fuck on.

I guess what I'm saying is that Lucas is an asshole and everyone here is pretty cool.

Just remember these troons have created this hell themselves. They've locked themselves in a poison filled echo chamber ruled by mob mentality from who no one, no one, is safe from.

Enjoy trannys, this is the life you choose
 
This is just insane. It's like a cult over there. And the sad part is that there are tons of vulnerable people in there who all need serious medical help, all stroking and building up their ego, refusing to listen to someone who would dare say anything outside of the groupthink.
 
This is just insane. It's like a cult over there. And the sad part is that there are tons of vulnerable people in there who all need serious medical help, all stroking and building up their ego, refusing to listen to someone who would dare say anything outside of the groupthink.
Actually sorting their shit out would require effort, though. Most people will pick easy misery over putting real work in to be really happy. The groupthink means that they can blame the other lemmings for carrying them off the cliff like they weren't running for it full speed.
 
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