"ADF" / Philip Vincent Haskins-Delici / Isabel Rosa Araujo - The Original Troon Commie Cow

[Tragi-Chan]

I mourn that we never got a video of him attempting to ride the daughter bike or irl interactions of him trying to to join the lesbian roller derby. It's still weird to me how fast Phil got boring. He (supposedly) got his nads chopped, declared victory over the Farms, joined Antifa and shot up his own plates with an occasional balaclava selfie annnd now he's Aspen and that's it.

I think he just had no plan after faking the chop. For reasons that only make sense to an autistic retard, he thought that “becoming a woman” would be his ultimate victory over us. I don’t know whether we were supposed to rage-quit existence or declare him our queen, but it seemed to cause him a bit of a meltdown when we either didn’t believe him or laughed at him.

I believe his subsequent firearms obsession was a direct result of his rage at us. One of his earliest reactions was to threaten to get a gun, which we also laughed at.

 

[The Un-Clit]

I think he just had no plan after faking the chop. For reasons that only make sense to an autistic retard, he thought that “becoming a woman” would be his ultimate victory over us. I don’t know whether we were supposed to rage-quit existence or declare him our queen, but it seemed to cause him a bit of a meltdown when we either didn’t believe him or laughed at him.

I believe his subsequent firearms obsession was a direct result of his rage at us. One of his earliest reactions was to threaten to get a gun, which we also laughed at.

Still, those terrible tuckjob pics were some of the funniest things i remember seeing at the time. I wish to hell I had kept them, you could even see his scrote sticking out partway in one of them, ffs.

I was looking for my copy of Phil failing to stab a potato sitting on a counter while screaming 'HAVE AT ME, KIWI FARMS! HAVE AT ME!' but I don't know where it ended up. I know I archived it somewhere because again, funniest thing I ever saw at the time. I'll re-post it if I do. Everyone should be able to relive his shame to the fullest.

 

[UncleTusky]

I was looking for my copy of Phil failing to stab a potato sitting on a counter while screaming 'HAVE AT ME, KIWI FARMS! HAVE AT ME!' but I don't know where it ended up. I know I archived it somewhere because again, funniest thing I ever saw at the time. I'll re-post it if I do. Everyone should be able to relive his shame to the fullest.

To save everyone the time of looking for the video, I attached it to this post. If it's not the stupidest and funniest thing Phil ever did it's at least a strong contender.

 

[Plum Smuggler]

I think he would have to be accepted by a roller derby team to even play.
Maybe in a big city like the one he lives in there are more events for it I don't know, but where I live I'm pretty sure you gotta be accepted by a team or where else would you practice? Its not a sport like football or basketball where you can goto your local park and find a pickup game. And he's extremely lazy, the guy couldn't even learn to ride a bike theres no way he's gonna learn to play roller derby. But I can see him posing like he plays it, its a violent girl sport so it fits his projected personality like a glove. Its one thing to roller skate, its another to roller skate while a team of other players are trying to knock you down and beat your ass lol.

Derby is definetly a try out type team. Especially in a large city. It's like a couple week process sort of a bootcamp. You may not even get the name you want. There is a whole name registry.

 

[Twrx]

To save everyone the time of looking for the video, I attached it to this post. If it's not the stupidest and funniest thing Phil ever did it's at least a strong contender.

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I still can't believe I got his address out of him like 20 minutes after creating a sock and asking for it. Really tight security taters has always used.

 

[Lance Private Drop Off]

I always thought that if he did have a reconstruction, it would have been pointless anyway. His personal hygiene standards are nowhere near what is needed for successful self care after a transition. Then the self-discipline that comes with the daily, painful and generally onerous dilation regime would be beyond him, and post-op complications would be, unfortunately a certainty. He would rapidly be in possession of a post-operative mess. that could possibly turn gangrenous. Unfortunately, even in the most "successful" transitions people are left with a considerable care regime that takes energy and determination to maintain.

I don't believe he has had topside surgery either, does anyone know differently?

 

[Mitt Doggy Dogg]

Derby is definetly a try out type team. Especially in a large city. It's like a couple week process sort of a bootcamp. You may not even get the name you want. There is a whole name registry.

Gotcha, so its like you register and it just gets randomly divided what team you go on if your even accepted. I'm surprised he didn't lie about joining a team and kicking those transphobes asses though.

I believe his subsequent firearms obsession was a direct result of his rage at us. One of his earliest reactions was to threaten to get a gun, which we also laughed at.

Dude seriously thought we were gonna just popup and smash him or something. Either that or he figured he could grift something out of pretending that's what our goal was.

I don't believe he has had topside surgery either, does anyone know differently?

I don't think he's had any surgery, he would have grifted for pity bucks before he went in for a surgery. Its been awhile since he's posted a video of more then his covered face thou, but I feel like he would need to brag/grift at the very least if he was getting a top surgery

So is our tater no longer a antfia supersucker anymore or did they kick him out finally?

 

[Tragi-Chan]

I always thought that if he did have a reconstruction, it would have been pointless anyway. His personal hygiene standards are nowhere near what is needed for successful self care after a transition. Then the self-discipline that comes with the daily, painful and generally onerous dilation regime would be beyond him, and post-op complications would be, unfortunately a certainty. He would rapidly be in possession of a post-operative mess. that could possibly turn gangrenous. Unfortunately, even in the most "successful" transitions people are left with a considerable care regime that takes energy and determination to maintain.

This was why no one believed he was going to go through with it.

I don't believe he has had topside surgery either, does anyone know differently?

In the run-up to the alleged surgery, he claimed he had a whole bunch of other procedures scheduled, including a boob job and FFS. He quickly forgot about them. Or got embarrassed when he failed to fool us with the fake SRS.

 

[UncleTusky]

I don't believe he has had topside surgery either, does anyone know differently?

I don't think he's had any surgery, he would have grifted for pity bucks before he went in for a surgery. Its been awhile since he's posted a video of more then his covered face thou, but I feel like he would need to brag/grift at the very least if he was getting a top surgery

In the run-up to the alleged surgery, he claimed he had a whole bunch of other procedures scheduled, including a boob job and FFS. He quickly forgot about them. Or got embarrassed when he failed to fool us with the fake SRS.

Don't forget the castration! After years of sperging about needing to have his balls cut off and even claiming to have gotten a psychologist's recommendation for it, he inadvertently put the lie to the whole story when he uploaded screenshots 'proving' he got them removed. It took Kiwis whole minutes to notice little inconsistencies like the contact info on the screencaps being for a children's hospital and the list of meds being inappropriate for anyone outside of an oncology ward or ICU.

So is our tater no longer a antfia supersucker anymore or did they kick him out finally?

He was never really part of Antifa, they gave him BS tasks like 'Antifa highway patrol' (read: stand on the side of the road doing nothing) to keep him from creating bad PR or getting in their way.

 

[Mitt Doggy Dogg]

He was never really part of Antifa, they gave him BS tasks like 'Antifa highway patrol' (read: stand on the side of the road doing nothing) to keep him from creating bad PR or getting in their way.

Was he really a Antifa orbiter, ie he knew/hung out with people who were members? I just assumed he lied about being a member anyway, that would involve having friends and leaving your house. As scared as Phil is of a kiwi drive by I just can't see him leaving his house. Hell dude won't even stream w/o a mask on anymore lmao. For a supersoldier his fear level is off the charts

 

[Bogliacci]

I went down the rabbit hole of my own posts the other day, if philth hadn't stopped letting the milk flow I'd still probably ONLY be posting in his thread. His wising up to posting shit on the internet forced me to actually look at the rest of the site lmao

 

[Falcon Sebben]

But I can see him posing like he plays it, its a violent girl sport so it fits his projected personality like a glove.

Exactly. Phil always wanted to be seen as a strong and dangerous person whichever gender he was larping as. And yet roller derby is as staged and fake as professional wrestling.

They even attempted to make it legit back in the 90's with the pro-wrestling themed "Rollergames".

To save everyone the time of looking for the video, I attached it to this post. If it's not the stupidest and funniest thing Phil ever did it's at least a strong contender.

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You can tell he thought he looked, and sounded, so bad ass there.

But how can you take somebody who looks like that seriously?

I don't believe he has had topside surgery either, does anyone know differently?

Other than moobs from eating so many refined carbs?

He was never really part of Antifa, they gave him BS tasks like 'Antifa highway patrol' (read: stand on the side of the road doing nothing) to keep him from creating bad PR or getting in their way.

But the leader of Antifa sent him a cake for being such a good superspud! You mean he lied about that?!?

 

[Flamin Park]

Was he really a Antifa orbiter, ie he knew/hung out with people who were members? I just assumed he lied about being a member anyway, that would involve having friends and leaving your house. As scared as Phil is of a kiwi drive by I just can't see him leaving his house. Hell dude won't even stream w/o a mask on anymore lmao. For a supersoldier his fear level is off the charts

He knew some crusty types who were involved in the protesting lifestyle, there's some hilarious screencaps out there of his antifa type friends asking kiwi farms to leave him alone on account of him being retarded (in an appropriately social justicy way) and him losing his shit over it. I think the term they used was 'not all there'

Additionally one of them took him hiking and let him have a go of his pistol (which is where the desretardo video comes from) and he knew some guy called Jake something who died. He put up attention whoring statuses of him lighting candles and swearing ETERNAL VENGEANCE against Nazis and the cops (but I repeat myself) like a spastic frank castle

 

[Mitt Doggy Dogg]

He knew some crusty types who were involved in the protesting lifestyle, there's some hilarious screencaps out there of his antifa type friends asking kiwi farms to leave him alone on account of him being retarded (in an appropriately social justicy way) and him losing his shit over it. I think the term they used was 'not all there'

Thats funny, I could see some crusty kids trying to hang out with him because he's retarded and weird, that way they can brag to woman they took some retard out hiking and didn't push him off the mountain, or took him out shooting and didn't shoot him. But I didn't know about them calling us out that's even funnier, I'm gonna have to look for that. I kinda remember the Jake stuff but didn't really pay much attention to it, since it was just ADF trying to get pity points. I wasn't even sure if it was true or if he made Jake up to get pity points. ADF is not the best source for information on his life lol.

To save everyone the time of looking for the video, I attached it to this post. If it's not the stupidest and funniest thing Phil ever did it's at least a strong contender.

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What the hell is going on with those eye brows lmfao, he looks like a mime or a clown or something. Between those eyebrows and that nose ring lmfao

 

[The Dude]

Remember that little circle of friends he had online for a while who were all retards just like him who had glombed on to Antifa so they could feel like they were part of the cool kids? They would all make posts about beating up Nazis and attending protests, but they were all just wannabes circle-jerking about being big, bad Antifa so they could pretend they were anything but a bunch of lonely, candy-ass short bus jockeys on the outside looking in. I think it lasted all of three or four months.

I'm guessing some of them got a little self-awareness and realized they weren't really part of Antifa proper, that it was just some Antifa members who felt sorry for the retards and wanted to make them feel better about themselves, and drifted away to something more their speed. But not Phil. Phil has no self-awareness, especially when it comes to his power fantasies and delusions of being a tough guy. What little self-awareness Phil has only came to him through being shamed into it, like his buck teefs, derp eyes, and lard golem face.

 

[AnOminous]

But not Phil. Phil has no self-awareness, especially when it comes to his power fantasies and delusions of being a tough guy.

I think Phil's time in antifag was near an end when he showed up to one of the few protests he did and maced his own people accidentally.

 

[The Dude]

I think Phil's time in antifag was near an end when he showed up to one of the few protests he did and maced his own people accidentally.

Yeah, wouldn't surprise me. He did seem to begin cutting back on his Ain't-ifa power fantasy posts around that time. I don't know if they had a come to Jesus moment with him because of that, or if he finally got bored of playing Pinko Commie Make-Believe.

 

[Mitt Doggy Dogg]

I think Phil's time in antifag was near an end when he showed up to one of the few protests he did and maced his own people accidentally.

He maced his own people lmfao, thats great. What did he do accidently fire the mace or aim it wrong?

 

[DespotCTM]

He maced his own people lmfao, thats great. What did he do accidently fire the mace or aim it wrong?

He was waaaay behind in the group and in all his genius tried to mace some guy that was infront talking to them or something

 

[Tragi-Chan]

Yeah, wouldn't surprise me. He did seem to begin cutting back on his Ain't-ifa power fantasy posts around that time. I don't know if they had a come to Jesus moment with him because of that, or if he finally got bored of playing Pinko Commie Make-Believe.

His devotion to a cause depends on how much he can grift and how many asspats he can get. If they were trying to gently push him away, that would reduce his interest.