It’s even more potato-headed than that. The Chinese character in Axis Powers Hetalia rides a bike and Phil decided in his turbo-autist style that therefore bikes = Communism. And therefore to everyone else, bikes would also be a symbol of being a badass rebel. Then, for some reason, they became an autistic fixation in themselves.
He couldn't even sit on the thing because he got a woman's saddle and then insisted getting his balls cut off would fix all the problems that causes. It never was going to help - men's sitbones are an inch further apart and even being a few millimeters off makes a saddle into what is known among cyclists as an "ass hatchet". It's called that for a good reason.
A man can easily ride a woman's saddle bike, it's just slightly less comfortable. It's not like it's torture.
“Should I get a new saddle? Hmm… no, better cut my nads off instead.” What a retarded potato he is.
Even at moderate amounts of riding it can be torture. It doesn't matter too much for a mile or two (though you are still doing somewhat permanent damage to important nerves and blood vessels), but for even casual rides of 20 miles it can cause pretty intense pain that can last for more than a week.
This is good to clarify--and to clarify that this problem had potential solutions someone could try out before opting for castration.
Or better yet, pretending to be castrated.
Faking it was a one time thing and even that was an amazing amount of effort for this potato. Note that he has barely if ever even mentioned it again.
What makes it even funnier how far he is he would not even need to tuck it just take a picture of his gut and go look no dick I win!
He used to have his own forum. He coulda been a contender!
Didn't he also have a short-lived roller derby phase, or is my memory just making that up subconsciously?
Seriously lmfao what a retard, I always assumed he saw some Lesbo Bikers and just didn't put it together that Bike = Harley. I always thought it was funny he couldn't ride a bicycle, i guess even as a kid Phil never touched grass.
I've never rode a girls bike or don't remember it, but I have a feeling he just couldn't figure out how to sit on it correctly, I would imagine it's different to sit on a bike when its moving compared to when its standing still.
I kinda remember he bragged about being a roller derby girl for a short period. Or maybe it was his ex? I honestly think a girls rollerderby team would be to violent for Phil. Even thou he's way bigger then even a fat bitch that could work to his disadvantage if he can't keep upright. Also if he cant ride a bicycle could he even roller skate? Seems like that would be weird if he knew how to roller skate but not ride a bike
It was him and when I searched 'roller derby' in his old forum there were posts of him coming up with a roller derby name and following roller derby groups on Facebook. What I can't find is anything saying he ever tried out for roller derby or even lied about doing it. I guess his laziness overwhelmed his autistic fixation here.
I think he would have to be accepted by a roller derby team to even play.
It used to be a popular troon sport, before they decided to take the rest over instead.
Oh I can definitely see how troons would be good at it, as long as they can stay upright they would be like bulldozers compared to real women. Most of the girls I knew that played it were under 140lbs so I couldn't imagine playing it w/ 200+lbs troons on the field. Plus most troons are fairly violent so it goes right along with their personality and hobbies.
