Bossman Austin Curtis Peterson / BossmanJack / AustinGambles / Austin_07 / irondollah - Gambling addict, convicted felon, scammer, and raging manchild that hates his fucking life, FAKE MONEY

[Strangolapreti]

At the request of some people in Sneedchat, some retarded Bri'ish guy ate a rabbit turd live on BMJ's stream.

Is that actual rabbit shit or cecotropes tho?
Rabbits are among the bossmanjacks of nature when it comes to their diet: they cannot fully digest food and instead need to eat again their own partially digested food in the form of cecotropes, which are softer, darker and smellier.

 

[Mr. Manchester]

Is that actual rabbit shit or cecotropes tho?
Rabbits are among the bossmanjacks of nature when it comes to their diet: they cannot fully digest food and instead need to eat again their own partially digested food in the form of cecotropes, which are softer, darker and smellier.

It came out of a rabbit's ass, what more do you want?

 

[Strangolapreti]

It came out of a rabbit's ass, what more do you want?

So does Luwak coffee.

 

[Dick Mason]

Austin gets a little bit distracted by talking about his Meemaw (the topic is having kids when you are young, his grandmother was a teenage mom apparently). He can barely focus on the slot.

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Spoiler: Full screen with slot

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The crackerooni is hitting, Austin is tardraging at slots again. Lets fucking go.

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Spoiler: Crack-o-Vision

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FRIENDSHIP ENDED WITH BODY ARMOR, NOW MOUNTAIN DEW IS MY FAVORITE GOYSLOP DRINK

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Austin got some guy to kiss a ketchup bottle on Monkey for a 500 dollar juicer. Austin gets impatient, or scammed on the juicer (not clear yet) and gets bummed out. He promised the kid 100 bucks and can't afford it now . The juicer, coolersgelato, got banned. Another scorned lover.

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Juicer Gabe comes to saves the day, and will juice him if he can make it happen again, and Austin asks this Bri'ish nigga if they have ketchup in England

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At the request of some people in Sneedchat, some retarded Bri'ish guy ate a rabbit turd live on BMJ's stream.

Spoiler: NSFL, bri'ish guy eating shit

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Coolersgelato got unbanned after the juicer arrived way too late in Austin's opinion, and got pissed at Austin for shitting all over him for having a little trouble sending the juicer. He got banned after this again for talking shit about BossmanJack.

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I have no idea.

 

[Doinker Marmalade]

Now, some of you might have heard jokes about Austin's GPU and monitor he just bought, how they're 'gonna make slots faster' or 'make Plinko lag less'.
I regretfully inform you.... those weren't jokes, Austin ACTUALLY believes it:

 

[Punished Neco]

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I have no idea.

Nothing will line up better than this masterpiece from 3-4 months back

 

[Slav Power]

Now, some of you might have heard jokes about Austin's GPU and monitor he just bought, how they're 'gonna make slots faster' or 'make Plinko lag less'.
I regretfully inform you.... those weren't jokes, Austin ACTUALLY believes it:
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I mean, if he got a higher refresh rate monitor then obviously he'll feel they're "faster". It just looks smoother and the speed is the same, but, y'know.

 

[Averagest Redditor]

Our nigga's high on life, crack, and gamba, and does one of his patented celebratory dances. Keep an eye on the bong.

Now you see it, now you don't. Gone, just like magic!

 

[Rabbits]

Our nigga's high on life, crack, and gamba, and does one of his patented celebratory dances. Keep an eye on the bong.

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Now you see it, now you don't. Gone, just like magic!

I so look forward to TOTAL BONG DEATH

 

[Silent Seeth]

I mean, if he got a higher refresh rate monitor then obviously he'll feel they're "faster". It just looks smoother and the speed is the same, but, y'know.

Ah yes the 160hz html. One of the finest.
I mean you can't even clown that. It's like if you tried to explain why a compass points north to a dog.

 

[Juhlonduss]

Our nigga's high on life, crack, and gamba, and does one of his patented celebratory dances. Keep an eye on the bong.

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Now you see it, now you don't. Gone, just like magic!

You're missing the best part, chat alerts him to the bong falling and he can't find the bong when goes to look for it.

 

[Slav Power]

Ah yes the 160hz html. One of the finest.
I mean you can't even clown that. It's like if you tried to explain why a compass points north to a dog.

There's a reason smartphone manufacturers are putting 160Hz screens in phones that are primarily used for viewing HTML. It makes a massive difference even in 2D content like little flat circles going down or just your cursor moving around.

You can show a 60Hz screen and a 120Hz screen to someone who has zero knowledge about tech, have them surf the web for a few mins on both, and they'll tell you that the 120Hz monitor felt smoother and more responsive, because it was, and it was twice as smooth as responsive, so even a cracked out retard like Austin could tell that the virtual pachinko feels smoother.

 

[Flaming Dumpster]

You're missing the best part, chat alerts him to the bong falling and he can't find the bong when goes to look for it.

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Audio is so quiet. This is not how the artist intended it! I've clipped this from the VOD so it's nice and crispy

Now, some of you might have heard jokes about Austin's GPU and monitor he just bought, how they're 'gonna make slots faster' or 'make Plinko lag less'.
I regretfully inform you.... those weren't jokes, Austin ACTUALLY believes it:

Shockingly he is right, the balls are moving crazy fast now. That's wild that Plinko's speed is FPS bound like a game from the 90s.

 

[Doinker Marmalade]

Audio is so quiet. This is not how the artist intended it! I've clipped this from the VOD so it's nice and crispy
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It takes a pretty conscious and rather strenuous effort for me to poke my tongue out even halfway out... how fucked is his brain that this happens on the regular?

 

[GradeAGobbleDeeGook]

how fucked is his brain that this happens on the regular?

i thought it looked familiar, maybe its a Bossman Haka?

 

[Lord of the Pajeets]

My favorite Suno ratjam that captures the essence of boss.

 

[Real Ariana Grande]

Is that actual rabbit shit or cecotropes tho?
Rabbits are among the bossmanjacks of nature when it comes to their diet: they cannot fully digest food and instead need to eat again their own partially digested food in the form of cecotropes, which are softer, darker and smellier.

Likely regular turds. Cecotropes are sticky and wouldn't roll around like that. Plus rabbits typically eat their own cecotropes, you don't seem them super frequently as a rabbit owner.

Rabbit poop is basically just hay/greens, it's not toxic the way dog or cat shit is, but that's still fucking weird to do.

 

[Sexy Potoo]

how fucked is his brain that this happens on the regular?
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You do know that this nigga smokes crack, right?

 

[Balan Wonderworld]

Damn that bong water nice!

Bossman confuses his withdraws for donos.

 

[Boglim Enthusiast]

My attempt to capture the essence of our boy musically.

Spoiler: Bonus