Patrick Sean Tomlinson / @stealthygeek / "Torque Wheeler" / @RealAutomanic / Kempesh / Padawan v2.5 - "Conservative" sci-fi author with TDS, armed "drunk with anger management issues" and terminated parental rights, actual tough guy, obese, paid Quasi, paid thousands to be repeatedly unbanned from Twitter

[Kane Lives]

It's certainly a lot more pure when it comes the reactions.

The pure, raw uncut patposting is addicting, ngl. The sheer bewilderment, crystalising slowly into patposting as they realised just who they were dealing with.

 

[aTalker Texas Ranger]

Amen. I appreciate the OnA folks, but for my money, the normies that stumbled into Pat tend to be funnier in how they seem to really trigger Pat.

Yes, and I think it's because on some level Patrick can at least partially dismiss criticisms coming from people named NIGGER_RAPIST or CumGroyper1488, but being completely demolished by "Grammy Julie from Ottumna Iowa" is another level entirely.

 

[Post Reply]

Me too, Patrick.

 

[Dr. Jaime Reyes]

There's an all-pervasive rumour that Steven Seagal's entire career is a result of a bet between two Hollywood producers that one of them could make anyone famous no matter how talentless.

Nigga I KNOW you ain’t talking shit about Terton Rinopoche, motherfuckin reincarnated lama ass bitch

The Hog has such a way of turning milquetoaste mild mannered off center left normoids into vigilant patposters it’s borderline supernatural. It’s like if Professor X telepathically condescended you constantly.

He’s MAGA’s strongest soldier.

No child,he is not slipping.

No child is my favorite Patism. I just started cackling putting the kid to bed, hearing it in that Josiah 5 voice will all the dramatic rise and fall in his pitch. Gonna go wash the peanut butter out of my mouth now.

 

[Mussolini’s Merkin]

I know I sound like a histrionic faggot but it is genuinely jarring to see Rick attack Leslie relentlessly. Whilst she occasionally pokes and prods, Pig's responses are so disproportionate that the punishment does not fit the 'crime'. 1.7 GPA aside, does he think about the optics of his actions considering how the general consensus seems to be that Leslie is a nice, harmless woman?

I've noticed, and I think many others have too, that Pat reserves his special kind of tard venom for women. I suspect that this is because he was so utterly, totally and completely cucked and emasculated by Adrienne. It really does make you wonder what home life must be like for Niki.
Leslie seems like a lovely woman overall, I think she would be fun to have a beer with. The polar opposite of Fatrick in almost every way.

 

[rusty shackleford 1]

No child is my favorite Patism. I just started cackling putting the kid to bed, hearing it in that Josiah 5 voice will all the dramatic rise and fall in his pitch. Gonna go wash the peanut butter out of my mouth now.

It’s the most convincing DID alter switch I’ve ever heard and I generally don’t believe in that stuff. Genuinely chilling.

 

[Anonymus Fluhre]

Me too, Patrick.
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How is this a new direction? Trump is well known to fire people. It's his damn catch phrase for fuck sakes

 

[CansOfCant]

Who here's the nigger that's trying to invoke Patrick in his dreams?

Spoiler: Enjoy dreams, stalker

I don't remember my dreams often, but one I recently had involved everyone I met commenting on my bitch tits. Now, I'm no Pringle Can John, but one thing I can safely say I don't possess are a pair of hooters. Yet here are people in my dream, insisting I had quite the feminine rack. Finally, dream-me had enough and went looking for a mirror, and what do I behold?

THAT image. The one with the meatloaf and the sweater and the big bulbous head and the lack of arms and yes, the bitchtits.

Naturally, it was then I woke up in a cold sweat.

tldr You have been instructed many thousands of times to stay out of my Jungian collective unconscious, stalker. Enjoy therapy.

 

[JJLiautaud]

Who here's the nigger that's trying to invoke Patrick in his dreams?

Spoiler: Enjoy dreams, stalker

I don't remember my dreams often, but one I recently had involved everyone I met commenting on my bitch tits. Now, I'm no Pringle Can John, but one thing I can safely say I don't possess are a pair of hooters. Yet here are people in my dream, insisting I had quite the feminine rack. Finally, dream-me had enough and went looking for a mirror, and what do I behold?

THAT image. The one with the meatloaf and the sweater and the big bulbous head and the lack of arms and yes, the bitchtits.

Naturally, it was then I woke up in a cold sweat.

tldr You have been instructed many thousands of times to stay out of my Jungian collective unconscious, stalker. Enjoy therapy.

All it means is that there is a little Fat in us all, its a perfectly normal dream.

 

[Kela de Thaym]

It's the best when actual authors/literary agents/publishers get drawn into it, that's gotta sting worse than anything else for him. That's why Leslie is the best, she's right in his metaphorical backyard, not the actual real salted one.

Pat is too dense to realize that publishers and editors likely have their own whisper networks, and he’s probably a topic of conversation that comes up every now and again with everyone telling each other to send any of his submissions right into the slush pile.

 

[Mussolini’s Merkin]

Pat is too dense to realize that publishers and editors likely have their own whisper networks, and he’s probably a topic of conversation that comes up every now and again with everyone telling each other to send any of his submissions right into the slush pile.

BostonBrand did mention that Pat is a bit of a known figure in literary circles, and that he shits up the cons he goes to by barging into conversations to bring up his stalker childs. Wouldn't surprise me if he's pretty radioactive in the community by now.

 

[Vinluv Handesbukia]

It’s the most convincing DID alter switch I’ve ever heard and I generally don’t believe in that stuff. Genuinely chilling.

Pat's Ego was down and the Hog had to protect him.

 

[JustStopDude]

I legit believe that if Leslie wanted to, she could trigger Pat into dropping the N bomb on twitter. No one makes Pat dance like the literary queen.

I really hope he tries to sue Leslie. I don't think she could pull in Null money for a defense fund, but I'd bet it would be significantly more than Pat's net worth.

 

[Vinluv Handesbukia]

I legit believe that if Leslie wanted to, she could trigger Pat into dropping the N bomb on twitter. No one makes Pat dance like the literary queen.

I really hope he tries to sue Leslie. I don't think she could pull in Null money for a defense fund, but I'd bet it would be significantly more than Pat's net worth.

Null should reach out to her just in case and put up his best libshit face to woo her over.

 

[An automatic clown]

BostonBrand did mention that Pat is a bit of a known figure in literary circles, and that he shits up the cons he goes to by barging into conversations to bring up his stalker childs. Wouldn't surprise me if he's pretty radioactive in the community by now.

I want the whole Spaghetti Factory story.

 

[Vinluv Handesbukia]

I want the whole Spaghetti Factory story.

right next to the Pepperoni Plantation.

 

[Alabama Gamer]

Do you think that Patrick ever gets tired of making pepperoni and tries other recipes, like Bloods sausage, nigwurst, or hot nogs?

 

[An automatic clown]

Do you think that Patrick ever gets tired of making pepperoni and tries other recipes, like Bloods sausage, nigwurst, or hot nogs?

 

[Kirtto]

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This is actually the remaining of a negroid child Patrick killed, prepared and cooked

 

[Anonymus Fluhre]

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Ah, the photo that got me introduced to this thread how I know it well. Some how, I believe this was a "beef wellington" but obviously it's a nigger child Patrick prepared as @Kirtto said. I was just too blind to see at the time.