DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell: General Discussion #2

[Malakim Phoros]

They have a really weird vibe, and you could kinda pick up on a lot of underlying resentment from Khat.

Not any specific resentment, but the kind of resentment you have, when one person doesn’t like something about their partner, but also knows they’ll never change and are stuck like this, and it has gone on for years.

BTW: I wonder if there is a sex tape of these two, I’d personally pay good money to see a DSP/Khat ungabunga flick.

Not for any degenerate reasons, just because they’re both so ugly and asexual, it’d be really fascinating to see.

Kinda like a videotape of some dogs, but all of a sudden they start acting like humans, sit down and read a newspaper and shit.

Bro you can watch wild pigs fuck on the discovery channel

 

[Iron Hamster]

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lol @ derich the indigenous.

 

[Mr. Brown]

I bought an exercise cycle from amazon a few years ago. You have to assemble the stand, petals and seat. Takes about 10 minutes . Phil broke something doing that i bet.

It wasn't his fault, it was bugged Asian language mechanics dude.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nIQk9cUAcT4&t=190s&ab_channel=DSPGaming

 

[Iron Hamster]

Remember when Phil wanted the FGC to keep his name out of their mouths (even though they were saying fuck-all about him)? Apparently, the FGC is now laughing at Phil (according to him, obviously).

Protip, Phil: the way this thing works is that you have to stop talking about the FGC. Then, they won't talk about you (if again, they were at all).

But they would have to care about you, for starters.

He's just drama baiting

They have a really weird vibe, and you could kinda pick up on a lot of underlying resentment from Khat.

That snarl when he touched her shoulder. You'd have thought that, like a dog, he stole food from her plate.

 

[Prince Lotor]

Reminder: early in the relationship, Kat got an exercise bike for Christmas. It was built/assembled wrong and instead of getting it fixed, Phil sent it back to Amazon for credit and they didn't get a new one.

Phil doesn't let Kat use the car, he's mentioned dropping her off for work/driving her places. According to Phil, she was going to the gym (prior to the exercise bike), so the bike she didn't get was likely a compromise.

Imagine wanting an exercise bike to at least pretend to stay in shape, getting one for Christmas, and then your significant other returning it for credit instead of letting you have it/getting it fixed. You just know Phil used the return money on himself.


I think between that and Kat ballooning. It's safe to say she probably blames Phil for her weight gain, no matter how much of it is fixable if she'd eat less Doordash or walk the neighborhood or something.

I'm sure there's lots of incidents like this adding up and causing Kat to hold a grudge against Phil. I don't think she'd ever divorce him as long as the money rolls in, and the idea Phil would pay for marriage counseling is stupid, but she absolutely must bitch at him behind the scenes because he's changed his autism rigid schedule for her in the past and now (such as her being allowed to stir the sacred sauce).

I think Phil bringing her onto the stream was his failed attempt at an olive branch, by making her 'a part of his business' and such.

It was actually a birthday present for Katherine from Phil’s parents. Phil’s parents purchased it off Amazon after Katherine selected it.
Phil threw a tantrum that the seat, pedals, etc. had to be assembled, broke the pedals, threw another tantrum, Karen'd out on Amazon customer service and demand they 'take it back'.
Oh, and Amazon had a service where they would have assembled it for you for a fee, but Phil said he could do it.

I hope she enjoys Phil constantly fucking things up but never being allowed to hold him responsible. I hope she enjoys his passive aggressive whining every time she makes it clear she blames him for something, until Phil decides they need to make up and asks her to apologize for blaming him.
I don't feel bad for her. She chose this.

 

[arc minsk]

You've gotta be kidding me. This sounds like a joke someone would make about how react channels are going to be reacting to each other at some point. For what purpose? Did he have a poll on what he should do next? It's like someone who has no idea what else to do anymore, so he's just going back to his old stuff, like Team Four Star did.

phil doesn't want to play games anymore. he has sucked at them since he started his youtube channel and that's what, allegedly, Tevin did to ruin his business: making TIHYDPs calling phil a retard tier babby gamer. he's looking for anything to do besides have to play through another fucking game and go viral for being a complete dipshit in a children's zelda game.

the guy @goutgout on twitter who keeps track of phil's time spent on segments shows that phil is spending ~75% of his podcast talking about his business bullshit and nothing about gaming. also, phil's gaming streams usually don't start gameplay for about 1 hour and 15 minutes after he turns his stream on (10:45). he goes on 20 minute bathroom breaks. he goes on 10 minute tooth brushing breaks. he gets up to stretch 20 times a stream now.

he fucking hates games but it's the only thing that OnlyIcedCoffee or 1 minute man (two of his last whales) will drop 25+ dollars on each day. so instead of playing games, he has like 200 harddrives of shit gameplay from 2010 that he can just reupload, sit there in a chair, falling asleep, and go "hehehe i remember that. WHOAAA i said crazy things back then! [a 25 minute story about how music got his channels demonitized in 2011]".

 

[San Dimas High School]

Phil doesn't let Kat use the car, he's mentioned dropping her off for work/driving her places. According to Phil, she was going to the gym (prior to the exercise bike), so the bike she didn't get was likely a compromise.

She drives all the time. He gets super weirded out when she comes home at any time he's not expecting. Around like Black Friday he makes a big deal about driving her to work though, that might be what you are talking about.

 

[BulletSpongeRTR]

Atlus watched DSP's review of Nioh when all of a sudden DSP said 'arf.' He wanted to say 'automatically' but somehow 'arf' came out.

3:27:00

Serious Gin brain moment.

3:48:24

That early onset alcohol related dementia will take no prisoners in the long (short in this case) run.
Edit-Who will yell at a dementia hallucination first on stream, DSP or the Gunt?
Prior examples excluded for the Gunt.

 

[Malakim Phoros]

It was actually a birthday present for Katherine from Phil’s parents. Phil’s parents purchased it off Amazon after Katherine selected it.
Phil threw a tantrum that the seat, pedals, etc. had to be assembled, broke the pedals, threw another tantrum, Karen'd out on Amazon customer service and demand they 'take it back'.
Oh, and Amazon had a service where they would have assembled it for you for a fee, but Phil said he could do it.

If I recall correctly he freaked out when he was told he has to put it back in the box to send it back. Saying that the box got destroyed when he opened it (Did he actually tard rage rip the box open?) and said it was unfair to have to do that instead of Amazon shipping a lose broken exercise bike

 

[00R-Gundam]

I think between that and Kat ballooning. It's safe to say she probably blames Phil for her weight gain, no matter how much of it is fixable if she'd eat less Doordash or walk the neighborhood or something.

Im sorry if i speak out of ignorance, but her balloning is on her. Like at one point you gotta start noticing the fat and go "damm im fat, i should cut off some food and start eating healthy" of course it doesn't help that they dont cook as they should and rely on doordash for their foods. Another thing is that it wouldnt surprise me if at one point she asked Dsp if she looked fat and he said "no honey you look great" and that made her think that looking like that is good. Still they are both fat lazy fucks.

 

[Malakim Phoros]

Im sorry if i speak out of ignorance, but her balloning is on her. Like at one point you gotta start noticing the fat and go "damm im fat, i should cut off some food and start eating healthy" of course it doesn't help that they dont cook as they should and rely on doordash for their foods. Another thing is that it wouldnt surprise me if at one point she asked Dsp if she looked fat and he said "no honey you look great" and that made her think that looking like that is good. Still they are both fat lazy fucks.

While Kat is of questionable mental capacity, I think Her and Phil just have incredibility low standards. Along with most likely not being in love with one another

 

[marlintan]

Along with most likely not being in love with one another

They share a deeply robust, meaningful "love" for each other?

 

[Shuma-Gorath]

So what are the odds of a divorce ever happening? I know most people think that will never happen, but the more Phil copes about being so happily married the more I feel they're both reaching their breaking point where Skyrim, WWE Champions and Doordash isn't cutting it anymore.

Think about it: Phil isn't getting more money every year, and Kat isn't getting less fat either, so one of them will get in trouble and the other will bail. The second bankruptcy is just a matter of time, and if one Phil's whales retire when he starts ditching vydia entirely, it's over. Then you have Kat, who's clearly depressed and despises the way she looks. If depression doesn't get her, then blood pressure or any health issues will. I remember Phil saying during Sidescrollers that he and Kat have health issues, therefore the 5k on business expenses monthly. Now, people think that was just him trying to weasel out and get pity from Craig and Adam, but what if there's some truth to it?

What if Kat starts to become a financial burden because she can't work anymore or refuses once she's a middle aged fat woman? What if Phil can only afford Doordash on weekends? I mean, what is even sustaining that relationship? We know that for Kat it's free food and vydia, and for Phil is a mom and a way for him to pretend he's an adult, but Phil loves being a victim above all else. How will he retcon Kat returning to the streams a couple of times and then never returning after the tips dried out quickly? I feel like all those questions have answers that tie together an obvious outcome, but what stops it?

I think the divorce WILL happen, but only after Dave and Linda kick the bucket and they leave their house to Phil and Kat. However, we are a long way from that, and if Phil feels like a divorce is coming or that he may lose the house, he will act first and get rid of Kat and then cry about how trolls destroyed his business to the point he can't sustain his family, how they destroyed his relationship and all that.

Sorry for the autism, but I can't shake the feeling of something going on and how Phil will use it to victimize himself

 

[Malakim Phoros]

We know that for Kat it's free food and vydia, and for Phil is a mom and a way for him to pretend he's an adult, but Phil loves being a victim above all else.

I think thats what Phil will hold onto until the bitter end. As much as he needs to be the victim, he also needs to be the hero with his loving wife and family. To him this is the perfect thing that the trolls can never take from him and the thing he can ramble on about that makes his life so much better than the trolls

 

[DiabeticSydePhil]

She drives all the time. He gets super weirded out when she comes home at any time he's not expecting. Around like Black Friday he makes a big deal about driving her to work though, that might be what you are talking about.

That would be it. I knew he's thrown fits about her driving herself to work, so I just equated it to a total car ban.


If she's allowed to have the car then there really is no reason she can't go to the gym, so I guess Dave doesn't have ALL the blame for her getting fat as fuck.

Im sorry if i speak out of ignorance, but her balloning is on her. Like at one point you gotta start noticing the fat and go "damm im fat, i should cut off some food and start eating healthy" of course it doesn't help that they dont cook as they should and rely on doordash for their foods. Another thing is that it wouldnt surprise me if at one point she asked Dsp if she looked fat and he said "no honey you look great" and that made her think that looking like that is good. Still they are both fat lazy fucks.

I don't think its Phil's fault, I think it's likely Kat blames him for her weight gain (and general unhappiness) the same way Phil blames dropped inputs and lag for him sucking at video games.


I don't think she hates him so much as resents him passively aggressively as the source of any problems in her life.

 

[GibMoneyPls]

They're both lazy gluttons. The end.

 

[fresh pair of socks]

Phil threw a tantrum that the seat, pedals, etc. had to be assembled, broke the pedals, threw another tantrum, Karen'd out on Amazon customer service and demand they 'take it back'.
Oh, and Amazon had a service where they would have assembled it for you for a fee, but Phil said he could do it.

And yet Phil paid the fee to have his new TV installed by Amazon. This was when he couldn't afford a TV, until he noticed Amazon would put the purchase on a payment plan. Their priorities are completely backwards.

 

[Corpun]

You've gotta be kidding me. This sounds like a joke someone would make about how react channels are going to be reacting to each other at some point. For what purpose? Did he have a poll on what he should do next? It's like someone who has no idea what else to do anymore, so he's just going back to his old stuff, like Team Four Star did.

He decided the best way to milk his content even more was to upload old ass footage for 5 views, react to said footage live on the same channel for a few more views, and slap all this onto some 15 year begacy channel where dents use AI to 'upscale' everything.

Yes, it's as retarded as it sounds, but don't worry, the DSP Brand can only grow as Phil has seven or so other dead channels to revive for no reason.

 

[Brownshirt Freshman]

So what are the odds of a divorce ever happening?

Still close to zero. As I've stated, she lives in one of the most expensive areas in the country, has zero friends and family and seemingly doesn't even work anymore. I know she knew what she was getting into I do feel at least a little bit bad for her. Imagine your husband selling your birthday present and using the money on himself. And she can't even choose to eat healthy like some suggest because she has no money of her own so she is forced to eat whatever doordash slop phil wants. Unfortunately, she seems to be content to a certain extent of how things are so I don't see anything happening. You think something is going on, but what it is is that they never had a legit relationship in the first place which is why you see him coping.

 

[Nate Dingus]

Phil doesn't have friends, so the only reference point for his marriage outside of TV are his parents.

Who are stuck in their own loveless boomer marriage.