DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell: General Discussion #2

[Telemeter]

I think the divorce WILL happen, but only after Dave and Linda kick the bucket and they leave their house to Phil and Kat. However, we are a long way from that, and if Phil feels like a divorce is coming or that he may lose the house, he will act first and get rid of Kat and then cry about how trolls destroyed his business to the point he can't sustain his family, how they destroyed his relationship and all that.

Divorce will not happen.

They would have to be married first.

They might have a paper, but they are not a couple, never have been. Those few streams are the longest they have talked or even interacted in years. DSP can't even touch her arm. They have absolutely zero intimacy.

It's basically a marriage of convenience, Khet gets a house and food, Phil gets to pretend to be a grown up so his parents don't nag him, cause grown ups marry, right? Right.

They live the lives of middle aged roomates that never talk or hang out except for a "good morning" then they run across each other on the hallway. I'm convinced they don't even share a room.

They wont be getting divorced, cause there is nothing to gain, and it would be too uncomfortable to go through the process.

 

[00R-Gundam]

Along with most likely not being in love with one another

Let me stop you right there you mentally ill fuck detractor. You just dont understand that Matuur Adults love each other like that okay? They share a robust and meaningful relationship that doesnt require interaction of any kind and they dont even have sex. Thats how matuur adult style marriages work, but you would know that if you actually were a matuur adult instead of being a dumbfuck detractor, sounds good? Okay. Now tip me.

 

[BPD Gunt Rider]

So what are the odds of a divorce ever happening? I know most people think that will never happen, but the more Phil copes about being so happily married the more I feel they're both reaching their breaking point where Skyrim, WWE Champions and Doordash isn't cutting it anymore.

Low, as it's always been an arrangement, and that's near confirmed after seeing the state of Kat on stream.

But, this no stream on Monday night thing due to something personal does bring divorce hopes back. I doubt either would bother with marriage counseling, but I suspect it has to do with Kat's mental health, which I thought Phil was hinting at throughout last year as "personal stuff that really sucks and he can't talk about". And that could lead to a divorce.

 

[Fapcop]

Low, as it's always been an arrangement, and that's near confirmed after seeing the state of Kat on stream.

But, this no stream on Monday night thing due to something personal does bring divorce hopes back. I doubt either would bother with marriage counseling, but I suspect it has to do with Kat's mental health, which I thought Phil was hinting at throughout last year as "personal stuff that really sucks and he can't talk about". And that could lead to a divorce.

Now, that’s actually a good point!

Quite a few mental issues are hereditary, and we know that Khat’s mom was craaazzzzy!

You know what also leads to weight gain? Psych drugs.

Phil would of course cope with Khat being schizophrenic (or something along those lines) in the same way that a family in the 1920ies would cope with a retard being born: Deep denial, and when that doesn’t work anymore, kick them to the curb.

Khat having serious mental issues, being “defective” in Phil’s eyes, is one of the few things I could see him pursue a divorce over.

“Your honor, my mo-my WAIF IS BROKEN!”

 

[darksydenool]

Now, that’s actually a good point!

Quite a few mental issues are hereditary, and we know that Khat’s mom was craaazzzzy!

You know what also leads to weight gain? Psych drugs.

Phil would of course cope with Khat being schizophrenic (or something along those lines) in the same way that a family in the 1920ies would cope with a retard being born: Deep denial, and when that doesn’t work anymore, kick them to the curb.

Khat having serious mental issues, being “defective” in Phil’s eyes, is one of the few things I could see him pursue a divorce over.

“Your honor, my WAIF IS BROKEN!”

Ohh this a great theo theory. It would possibly also explain the BEHIND DA SCENES medical stuff and possibly why Khat is working a handful of hours at all these jobs but not being fired -- a la king cobra Wendy's sage.

 

[grump]

So what are the odds of a divorce ever happening? I know most people think that will never happen, but the more Phil copes about being so happily married the more I feel they're both reaching their breaking point where Skyrim, WWE Champions and Doordash isn't cutting it anymore.

Still close to zero. As I've stated, she lives in one of the most expensive areas in the country, has zero friends and family and seemingly doesn't even work anymore. I know she knew what she was getting into I do feel at least a little bit bad for her. Imagine your husband selling your birthday present and using the money on himself. And she can't even choose to eat healthy like some suggest because she has no money of her own so she is forced to eat whatever doordash slop phil wants. Unfortunately, she seems to be content to a certain extent of how things are so I don't see anything happening. You think something is going on, but what it is is that they never had a legit relationship in the first place which is why you see him coping.

Divorce will not happen.

They would have to be married first.

They might have a paper, but they are not a couple, never have been. Those few streams are the longest they have talked or even interacted in years. DSP can't even touch her arm. They have absolutely zero intimacy.

It's basically a marriage of convenience, Khet gets a house and food, Phil gets to pretend to be a grown up so his parents don't nag him, cause grown ups marry, right? Right.

They live the lives of middle aged roomates that never talk or hang out except for a "good morning" then they run across each other on the hallway. I'm convinced they don't even share a room.

They wont be getting divorced, cause there is nothing to gain, and it would be too uncomfortable to go through the process.

Aside from living with Phil Khat has it pretty good. She doesn't seem to have any particularly strong ambitions or goals. Be it to run in the corporate hamster wheel like a feminist or find prince charming as a tradwife. All she really seems to want is a suitable hole to just curl up in alone and play vanilla unmodded skyrim for the rest of her life.

For this type, having all your food, housing, utilities, and internet taken care of without having to lift a finger is pretty much mission accomplikshed. Plus she doesn't even have to interact with phil that much. We all think of Phil as a douchebag but he is probably afraid of khat to a certain extent and does not strike me as the openly abusive or demanding spouse type and just leaves her alone mostly just like she wants.

She could knock him on his ass so he isn't physically abusive even if he wanted to be and his verbal abuse he limits to sneak ragging on her on streams which she doesn't notice or care. She's an obese middle aged women with the personality of wall paste whos intellectual curiosity does not extend outside of the confines of her room and her quest to fedex the ring of +2 magika to whiterun. Not exactly swimming in options. Maybe during the suburaman era when she was midwest slum averagish looking she could have jumped around to likely even worse partners like unemployed wife beating alcoholics .

 

[Iron Father]

They have no reason to get divorced.

 

[Brother Wind]

It's even stupider when the majority of viewers are American, almost all our clocks change, and he starts at the same time regardless. The Euros are the only ones possibly affected.

Soooo no. Historically his whales have been international. Its why he streams at fucking noon. Because even dents have jobs. It has been dwindling in the same way his whales and 5 bit bitches have. But his money used to be from all over the world. That is why he has been so fucking anal about it.

Compared to how soul draining he is on his regular react streams and how he says he doesn't watch TV or movies anymore, he must genuinely think his old content is something special that the rest of us just don't understand by how hard he laughs at his own jokes. Like this is some real Chris Chan sonichu level delusions of grandeur if he actually believes he should be popular and well respected for this

If you ever watch Retsupurae it is really special how he lands on some of the worst sides of shit. The nicest thing they had to say when they finally did him was "oh he actually centered the camcorder".

And once again. No they probably won't get divorced until Kat finally hooks something serious. But, she is looking. She is sleeping around. I would put good money on that she really only sleeps there a few nights out of the week. They can't afford the costs and fees for divorce. And you all can stop acting like Kat find someone else to fuck her. Even fat buu version here is probably rotating beds all week long. So theres no need to make anything official. Phil keeps his LARP. She isnt homeless. And itll go that way for a very long time.

 

[Elbe]

And once again. No they probably won't get divorced until Kat finally hooks something serious. But, she is looking. She is sleeping around. I would put good money on that she really only sleeps there a few nights out of the week.

Are you Doody?

 

[AGoodBrazilian]

Great opportunity to get a Phadcast with great Khantent like 30 minutes of talking about change the audio settings on Obs, 15 minutes of dead silence because Phil go downstairs to pick his wallet and 1 hour of Phasitive bitching about how the current game Phil is playing is unfair.

 

[Yung Dalph]

Reminder: early in the relationship, Kat got an exercise bike for Christmas.

Maybe they just thought it said exorcism bike

I don't think its Phil's fault, I think it's likely Kat blames him for her weight gain (and general unhappiness) the same way Phil blames dropped inputs and lag for him sucking at video games

I'm of the opinion that's she's on some sort of special medication (which has been confirmed) that made her this fat. Phil is definitely not helping her lose it or is enabling her to keep devouring.

 

[Fapcop]

They have no reason to get divorced.

They really have no reason to be together either, so god only knows with these two top tier retards.

(Phil’s main reason for being married: Owning the haters, could really be accomplished through just lying.)

 

[Balr0g]

Just checked and apparently he made no tips during the FF 7 rebirth steam? He started with 50 and ended with 50. Looks like a mundane 9-5 looks better and better huh? But of course this is the guy who hasn't worked for 15 years now so there is that. Good thing he still has Dent's Gate that brings in the tips he so desperately needs. Well, until the game ends.

 

[AGoodBrazilian]

The only reason to Khet ask for divorce is if she wanted kids, but Phill Pignosed her into not wanting too.

 

[Dredd2022]

He should do a Sonic games marathon, play the games his fans really want. The human interaction parts of Rebirth are gonna trigger his "muh wife" script a lot, hope he gets Tifa for the Golden Saucer.

 

[Big Brown Schlub]

The only reason to Khet ask for divorce is if she wanted kids, but Phill Pignosed her into not wanting too.

The other realistic way I can see her asking for divorce is when Phail's body finally completes ghoulification and he needs a caretaker to even do basic tasks around the house, no way a lazy blob like Khet is taking care of him. Then again, with how she ballooned up and became morbidly obese so quickly it's possible she'll need a caretaker sooner than he would, I dunno how piggy will reACK to that if it happens.

 

[FamicomGorby]

The only reason to Khet ask for divorce is if she wanted kids, but Phill Pignosed her into not wanting too.

I mean, that would require them to have sex and that's obviously not happening.

 

[Keith the Horse Fucker]

Before her lifestyle and meds ballooned her up, I would have assumed she would run off sith a desperate coworker the second Phil’s money dipped and she was being asked to contribute to the snort fort

 

[TheGreatWhiteNorth]

Twatter user @PoliSciPhil used Google to create DSP jokes. Some are pretty good.

 

[Kane lives in death]

I know divorce talk gets shutdown around here, specially because people are tired of retards like doody that have been bitching nonstop about how khet is leaving any day now surely.

But we should not go to the other extreme and say that any divorce chance is dentractor garbage and Kat will never leave until she passes away weighting 600lbs in the khando because "shes really happy with her agreement". Do you really thing she will just keep trucking like shes doing now for the rest of her life? I mean theres a chance, but she also can wake up one day and decide to do improve her life and get out of the DSP blackhole, after all thats literally what Panda did.


Edit: a funny Phil thing from yesterday, he was surprised when he "learned" that tippers can refund twitch donations when you cant refund youtube supperchats, saying how youtube is much better in that regard.

Even though i remember months ago when a troll donated him in youtube he said "thanks for the money, you cant refund in youtube unlike twitch dumbass"
Is he lying on purpose?, or is his brain rotting and forgeting these stuff, we probably will never know.