Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

What would the outcome of the harassment restraining order be?

  • A WIN for the Toe against Patrick Melton.

    Votes: 63 15.1%
  • A WIN for the Toe against Nicholas Rekieta.

    Votes: 6 1.4%
  • A MAJOR WIN for the Toe, it's upheld against both of them.

    Votes: 106 25.4%
  • Huge L, felted, cooked etc, it gets thrown out.

    Votes: 76 18.2%
  • A win for the lawyers (and Kiwi Farms) because it gets postponed again.

    Votes: 166 39.8%

  • Total voters
    417
I know this gets bandied about but to be fair to Nick, I don't think he said "not much" in terms of how much Vic has to pay, it was in reference to "what is there to talk about? not much." as in: "He was ordered to pay a judgment and now he has to pay it... not much [to talk about]" since that's what he was responding to at the time
When his audience raised concern that his kids will find out about his balldos and sexual jokes one day, this man responded with aggressively firm "GOOD".
Why would you give him any benefit of doubt, in anything, ever? Shit on him. Judge him. Insult him. Assume the worst. He WORKED for it.
 
I know this gets bandied about but to be fair to Nick, I don't think he said "not much" in terms of how much Vic has to pay, it was in reference to "what is there to talk about? not much." as in: "He was ordered to pay a judgment and now he has to pay it... not much [to talk about]" since that's what he was responding to at the time
I disagree, but even if that were true, "not much [to talk about]" is still a pretty callous thing to say under the circumstances. Especially given how deeply involved Nick was in that case. I doubt very much Vic or his fans considers this a small thing.

He just doesn't care. I doubt he ever truly did outside of the money he made off the back of that case.
 
As PPP elequantly put it one time, "I've know guys who've drank and drank and drank and drank - and me too"... Everyone who was in his circle is a drinker to some extent. IMO part of what comes with that is a general perception that non drinkers are too uptight about alcohol, because they are. But, the other side of that is to give people a lot of rope when they're drinking too much/getting a little too crazy because "everyone has some rough patches, let them figure it out", and maybe letting them have too much rope when they're really going off the rails. Nick was totally off in the woods before anyone was seriously considering there may be a problem.
The problem with online relationships is that you have to take a person at face value, and if there's no outward signs of alcoholism, and they aren't saying there's a problem, you truly have no way of telling how bad it's become until it's too late. And that's always been the thing with Nick, he's always claimed to have it under control and given the appearance of being sober. For a long time it was reasonable to think that even when he did get noticeably drunk, it was just for the stream. None of us were sitting there with him while he rage tweeted at 3am with a bottle of whiskey.

For me, this is the one thing I can say I definitively dislike about Kayla, not lifting a finger while her husband throws his wife away and her children lose a father. I hope she enjoys a million Star Trek marathons.
 
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The social media genius Nick got less likes than the replay. He got double the views too.
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Contributor List:

@AltisticRight
@AnOminous
@Balldo's Gate
@Captain Manning
@Catgirl Tyranid
@ChromaQuack
@Dixieland Buckaroo
@Doctor John B. Zyklon
@Farmer Y
@FiveStarAce
@Himedall All-seeing Waifu
@HodgePodgeRogerDodger
@John Andrews Stan
@Kosher Dill
@miss ethanol
@Neetorino
Nick Rekieta
@Oliver Onions
@Owlbear
@Pippa's Greasy KB
@Sam Losco
@Smashed & Slamed

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@Farmer Y:

@Himedall All-seeing Waifu

@HodgePodgeRogerDodger:

@John Andrews Stan:

@Kosher Dill:

@miss ethanol:

@Neetorino:

@Owlbear:

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@Sam Losco:

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When his audience raised concern that his kids will find out about his balldos and sexual jokes one day, this man responded with aggressively firm "GOOD".
Why would you give him any benefit of doubt, in anything, ever? Shit on him. Judge him. Insult him. Assume the worst. He WORKED for it.
I'm not saying he's not a piece of shit in general, but I'm not giving him the benefit of the doubt either. It's simply a matter of parsing what he said.

edit: "Assume the worst." Nah, I don't want to be like Nick.
I disagree, but even if that were true, "not much [to talk about]" is still a pretty callous thing to say under the circumstances. Especially given how deeply involved Nick was in that case. I doubt very much Vic or his fans considers this a small thing.

He just doesn't care. I doubt he ever truly did outside of the money he made off the back of that case.
Of course he doesn't care. My point is not that he cares, it's just that he never technically stated that the amount he owes is "not much" in terms of monetary value. Go back and watch the clip, he's specifically asking the question "What's there to talk about?" and his answer to THAT is "not much..."
 
Assume the worst." Nah, I don't want to be like Nick
Hey I don't want to argue with you, cause at the end of the day we both are just mere incel prudes, laughing at retardation. It's just that i have a slightly different understanding of Rekieta.
I think he assumes the worst of everyone and sees everyone as a potential threat, BUT ALSO he is too much of a pussy bitch to openly stand by his true convictions, however retarded they might be. And I think that's a very important element that makes him so dishonest and so undeserving of my fairness.

He's an alcoholic coomer cuck, with holes in his brain that prevent him from functioning as a human being, able to empathize with other human beings. And he's fucking proud of it. That was his choice, he did it to himself, nobody asked him to, in fact, most people asked him to stop. So now he gets what he worked so hard for. Is it unfair? I'd say it's a fair pay for a fair amount of labor he did.
 
The only out I see in this, is maybe Balldoman knows what Ty (or Ty's liability insurance) is paying to cover Vic's costs. That may have come from Vic (if they're still speaking) or Ty may have mentioned something top line about "we're helping Vic out," without breaching privilege.
I know this gets bandied about but to be fair to Nick, I don't think he said "not much" in terms of how much Vic has to pay, it was in reference to "what is there to talk about? not much." as in: "He was ordered to pay a judgment and now he has to pay it... not much [to talk about]" since that's what he was responding to at the time
You are both assuming facts not in evidence. Given the defendant's record, the jury is instructed to interpret his comments in the worst possible light.
 
Of course he doesn't care. My point is not that he cares, it's just that he never technically stated that the amount he owes is "not much" in terms of monetary value. Go back and watch the clip, he's specifically asking the question "What's there to talk about?" and his answer to THAT is "not much..."

He did probably mean it in that way, which still makes him an asshole because he had plenty to talk about with that case before we all figured out Ty was an absolute fucking retard.

edit - @Chibitzen people like you make the farms fun. Bless you ❤️
 
The problem with online relationships is that you have to take a person at face value, and if there's no outward signs of alcoholism, and they aren't saying there's a problem, you truly have no way of telling how bad it's become until it's too late. And that's always been the thing with Nick, he's always claimed to have it under control and given the appearance of being sober. For a long time it was reasonable to think that even when he did get noticeably drunk, it was just for the stream. None of us were sitting there with him while he rage tweeted at 3am with a bottle of whiskey.

For me, this is the one thing I can say I definitively dislike about Kayla, not lifting a finger while her husband throws his wife away and her children lose a father. I hope she enjoys a million Star Trek marathons.
He does sort of make it sound like his wife doesn't do jack shit to help during the day. They do have 5 kids, so I guess that would keep them both busy
 
That's a Balldo:
Ooooh, when the booze hits your throat
Like a big sagging scrote, that's a Balldo.

When you make friends with a swine
Like a bitch that can't help but whine, that's a Balldo

Dicks will swing, ding-a-ling-a-ling
Ding-a-ling-a-ling, you'll be crying "mia bottiglia"

Sean you'll shout, twiggy-twiggy-twig
Twiggy-twiggy-twig, like a gay Nicholas Rekieta.

When the bull bangs your wife,
Like a sharp cutting knife, that's a Balldo.

When the snack trays run down,
Let the cuck drive to town, in his Balldo

When you're catfished by Dan,
You must know he's a man, with a Balldo

Seethe and moan, call Null on the phone
He has to wear the Balldo
 
Sip that drink (give the neck a lick)
Light up some crack (break your balldo's sack)

When a whiskey comes along (you must sip it)
Before the stream starts out too long (you must sip it)
When superchats go wrong (you must sip it)

Now sip it, down away
Slurp it up, get gay
Go forward, move ahead
Try to deflect it, it's not too late
To sip it, sip it good
 
Nick really thinks he's a Dean Martin type of guy. That he can stay constantly drunk and still be Mr. Charisma, all the time. Except anyone who watches him for more than 10 seconds instantly feels disgust, and not enjoyment.
which is even funnier because Dean Martian wasn't even actually drinking alcohol. Those guys were perfectionists, most of the time it was apple juice and the "drunk" thing was an act.

he doesn't seem to understand that adding alcohol to your act as a performer looks less like Dean Martian being charismatic and witty and looks more like Ruby Murray ruining every relationship she ever had, destroying her career and dying of liver cancer at 60.
 
A few people have said that he abuses modafinil, is there anything to confirm that? It would definitely explain his appearance. Modafinil is an anti-narcolepsy drug. Militaries also use it to keep soldiers awake. It's effectively amphetamine without the fun. Combined with the liquor, he's not getting any REM sleep, period. It must be fucking hell. He would be better off taking meth because he probably wouldn't feel the urge to drink.
It’s just a typical addict cope. The guy eating oxys tells everyone about the 800 mg ibuprofen he’s taking. The guy smoking meth tells everyone he drinks too much coffee. The 400 lb hambeast says he only eats fast food twice a week.

It’s telling little half-truths as cope for the bigger problem they want to hide.

Nick knows modafinil is a non-amphetamine, nothing burger, safe stimulant so that’s fine to admit to taking. He’s been pissed when doctors try to give him that instead of the good stuff. He will probably say he’s allergic to amphetamines too so can’t think he could possibly be abusing the hell out of them.
Now compared to a year and a half ago.
Her and Nick are both deteriorating in a similar kind of way.
Who's to say what's weight loss, what's surgery and what's drug abuse.

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Maybe Rekieta and her were both bitten by vampires.
That's why they have the nanny (their servant to do things for them during the day) and why Rekieta is so exhausted from driving the kids everywhere (in the Mustang with black velvet covering the windows to block out the sun, of course).
He's supposed to be sleeping in his coffin during those hours.
It would drive anyone mad after untold months.
It could just be filters, but it looks like she had an eye lift. (Getting those bags under her eyes removed.) No question she gets fillers, Botox prob chemical peel.

But eye bags are genetic, you don’t lose those when you lose weight, you got go under the knife. Unless there’s an eye bag filter (probably is) and they’re using it, she had plastic surgery to reduce them.
 

Nick claims his love and positive support of the Rippaverse has been consistent.

Notable moments of Nick's consistent "love and support" of the Rippaverse include Nick presenting any cost to produce a product as an indication of failure, claiming Eric's audience is illiterate, expressing doubt that Eric will ever sell a million dollar comic again after ISOM because Eric's audience bought into a "movement" and not the story, and heavily leaning into the idea that the charity aspect to Eric's business was shady. Click the link above to go to @elb's clip channel showcasing these moments in full.


Since Nick is the one who attached particular dollar values to determine if it was a story or a temporary "movement" that Eric's audience bought into, Eric has proven Nick wrong on Nick's own terms via his own success.

Here's a shorter clip of Nick's passive aggressiveness toward Yaira in particular with a little Metokur-inspired bonus:

 
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