Bossman Austin Curtis Peterson / BossmanJack / AustinGambles / Austin_07 / irondollah - Gambling addict, convicted felon, scammer, and raging manchild that hates his fucking life, FAKE MONEY

[No Batty Boys in Jamaica]

I don't care if he's goyslop. Sometimes you just need that McDonalds. He makes me laugh. And all things considered, he's wholesome. He's not a tranny rapist, none of that. Just a funny crack smoking gambler. I wish him the best.

I want him to win. I want him to get the Civic. He’s the one of the few lolcows that I pull for.

 

[WelperHelper99]

I want him to win. I want him to get the Civic. He’s the one of the few lolcows that I pull for.

Him getting the Civic needs to be featured. I'll actually be proud of him if he musters the self control for it

 

[Doinker Marmalade]

A little bonus I laughed at while looking at clips. Major crack jaw on Apex.


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This is SO fucking bizarre, I swear to god if he is starting to veer into horrorcow territory with this kind of messed up tics and behaviors. He is also even uglier when directly facing the camera, pure nightmare fuel.

 

[Absolutely Retarded]

Cocaine filled snot rocket just flew out of his nose

 

[SandyCat]

People can him call goyslop of a cow all they want

They're just filthy rats angry over Bossman fucking their mother

 

[Kees H]

BMJ worked himself up to 16k this morning, Sweet Bonanza squirted and Stake Originals Roulette was squirting, and he's now in the process of losing it all. I am busy as shit, so only clipped the happy dance after the first big Stake Originals Roulette hit and the 16k runup.

First the happy dance after the first squirt on Stake Originals Roulette.

Spoiler: Crack-o-Vision

And the hit that gave him 16k in his Stake wallet, which he is currently in the process of losing.

Spoiler: Crack-o-Vision

And as a bonus, Austin getting based at a tranny raiding his channel on Kick again. Please stay in team TTD, Bossman. Please.

Spoiler: Crack-o-Vision

 

[John R. Brown M.D.]

So, you missed the dick slip.

 

[Kees H]

So, you missed the dick slip.

You seem obsessed with that dick slip, there's plenty of that gay shit on the Internet my nigga, if you really want to see a dick. I ain't going to scroll through a bunch of VODs to find it.

 

[John R. Brown M.D.]

You seem obsessed with that dick slip, there's plenty of that gay shit on the Internet my nigga, if you really want to see a dick. I ain't going to scroll through a bunch of VODs to find it.

Welcome to Kiwifarms, lurk more to learn the culture, enjoy your stay and try to get along.

 

[Absolutely Retarded]

Welcome to Kiwifarms, lurk more to learn the culture, enjoy your stay and try to get along.

Behold everyone!
the funniest clip in human history

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[SaidNoOneEver]

Behold everyone!
the funniest clip in human history
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That doesn't even make the top 10 funniest Bossman clips. Wasn't even a troon!

(yes that happened)

 

[Absolutely Retarded]

That doesn't even make the top 10 funniest Bossman clips. Wasn't even a troon!

(yes that happened)

It was REALLY funny and vitally important to the thread. Lurk more to learn the culture of Kiwifarms, dude

 

[Major]

So is he actually making money from all this gambling?

 

[Kees H]

So is he actually making money from all this gambling?

He wins regularly, but most of the money ends up going back to Stake.us or when he's at the deposit limit there to other gambling sites. He's been getting better at buying shit with his winnings (but that usually only happens when he hits the deposit limit on Stake.us so far), but even when he does that he makes up for it by putting the amount of money that didn't go back to the casinos, back into the casino's by losing money from the people who donate (aka juicers).

Bottom line, when you calculate his net profit, he's still deep in the red .

 

[Mark Goldbridge]

He has no bills, he has money for drugs most days, he lives rent free. He's the one winning not you wagie cuck.

 

[S.C.U.D.]

3 hots and a cot, doesn't get any better than that. Rats are absolutely seething with jealousy.

 

[Silent Seeth]

There's a reason smartphone manufacturers are putting 160Hz screens in phones that are primarily used for viewing HTML. It makes a massive difference even in 2D content like little flat circles going down or just your cursor moving around.

You can show a 60Hz screen and a 120Hz screen to someone who has zero knowledge about tech, have them surf the web for a few mins on both, and they'll tell you that the 120Hz monitor felt smoother and more responsive, because it was, and it was twice as smooth as responsive, so even a cracked out retard like Austin could tell that the virtual pachinko feels smoother.

Oh yeah. It's more he said it makes it faster. Or that it actually effects the speed of anything. It'll be nicer to look at sure.

 

[Slav Power]

Oh yeah. It's more he said it makes it faster. Or that it actually effects the speed of anything. It'll be nicer to look at sure.

It's the cracked out monkey brain mistaking smoother movement with higher speed.

 

[SandyCat]

Welcome to Kiwifarms, lurk more to learn the culture, enjoy your stay and try to get along.

If you're this hellbent on showing everyone bosmans dick feel free to clip it yourself

 

[Derrick Arnold Christmas]

Here's some more original clips from a couple years ago.


Austin loses a DM and kicks in his closet door.

Austin needs to brew up for his DMs.

A rat in Austin's Apex game calls him a nigger.

Felted at the duel arena.

Another hole in the wall, but the action happened off camera.

Not even going to give a subpar caption for this. You just need to hear it.

High on gambling.

I'm sure many of you have heard the song version of some of the lines in this clip.