Patrick Sean Tomlinson / @stealthygeek / "Torque Wheeler" / @RealAutomanic / Kempesh / Padawan v2.5 - "Conservative" sci-fi author with TDS, armed "drunk with anger management issues" and terminated parental rights, actual tough guy, obese, paid Quasi, paid thousands to be repeatedly unbanned from Twitter

[BlaireWhitesBottom2]

What I love about Pat and Nikky:
They are literally so unlikeable - Pat will vomit tweets upon his 'enemies' and supporters equally. All must enjoy prison, all are idiots and Pat cannot let them 'win'. (Winning is engaging or making any valid point about any topic in his presence).
#DLTIW

Nikki can't even side with Pat when attempting to gather sympathy points, a la the interview:
"We are straight, white..." "Speak for Yourself ! "

A hilarious pair of fuckwits who hate the world almost as much as each other and themselves.

do yourself a favor and type in DLTIW on google and see what comes up

 

[Sneedfully and Peacefully]

"No, No Stalker Wife I did not hit you. I did not lay a f I n g e r on you. We were going to have nice consenting sex- no, baaaaaaaby idiooooot staaaaaalker wife. I did not try to put your finger in my ass, I did not threaten to gut you like a fish, and I will not be paying Quazi a penny. I was NOT touching myself while talking to one of those cyber stalkers on the phone!!!! Nor did I turn you gay!!! That is simply a DELUSION in your idiot baby child mind!!!"

The immediate "speak for yourself " in that interview where he says they're both white cis straight people got me good. You can argue she's too pilled out to get comedic timing, but if it was supposed to be a joke about muh sexual freedom she should have let that sentence stew for a few seconds. Instead she IMMEDIATELY cuts him off and corrects him that it felt like a weird jab or "cry for help ". Not a cry but more like letting people know she definitely still munches carpet and Pats not doing it for her.

 

[Vinluv Handesbukia]

This guy isn't very interesting. The spergs at r/opieandanthony enjoyed trolling him for a while, but he's just your run-of-the-mill shitlib.

I use to think like this too. How young and innocent I was. A mere Stalker-Zygote.

 

[FinnSven]

The immediate "speak for yourself " in that interview where he says they're both white cis straight people got me good. You can argue she's too pilled out to get comedic timing, but if it was supposed to be a joke about muh sexual freedom she should have let that sentence stew for a few seconds. Instead she IMMEDIATELY cuts him off and corrects him that it felt like a weird jab or "cry for help ". Not a cry but more like letting people know she definitely still munches carpet and Pats not doing it for her.

Or maybe she lets her vagina farting bulls have their way with Patrick when he is passed out drunk?

That would make him “straight” but a regular participant in homosexual acts.

 

[Butwhythough2]

It's even more hilarious when you've heard his voice and he sounds like the most effeminate faggot alive.

I always hear his threats and bluster in his gay semen-infused voice.

No, child Fatrick is not gay, he just admires the male form, to a concerning degree. Enjoy prison, wait for the knock, stalker.

 

[The Feline Solution]

It's even more hilarious when you've heard his voice and he sounds like the most effeminate faggot alive.

I always hear his threats and bluster in his gay semen-infused voice.

I always wondered what was up with Fatty in Josiah 5. There are many thousands of other voice recordings of him and while he always sounds like a faggot he never had that John-Waters-Camp-Gay voice again. He really sounds like a fag caricature or a drag queen in J5, it's ridiculous.

 

[Anasûrimbor Kellhus]

I always wondered what was up with Fatty in Josiah 5. There are many thousands of other voice recordings of him and while he always sounds like a faggot he never had that John-Waters-Camp-Gay voice again. He really sounds like a fag caricature or a drag queen in J5, it's ridiculous.

Demonic possession?

 

[rusty shackleford 1]

I always wondered what was up with Fatty in Josiah 5. There are many thousands of other voice recordings of him and while he always sounds like a faggot he never had that John-Waters-Camp-Gay voice again. He really sounds like a fag caricature or a drag queen in J5, it's ridiculous.

It was weird, Josiah brought up his teachers and there was that eerie pause before the tone switch to, “YeS, chiyuld”. Dudes had issues since his childhood.

 

[Anonymus Fluhre]

So if Patrick was a wrestling fan would his favourite wrestle be Hulk Hogan? I have a feeling he'd mark out when Hogan points and he and the crowd goes "You!". I think that's how he'd react in person when telling someone they're heading to prison.

 

[IDanceonTrannyGraves]

Does Pat have other accounts or is it spreading?

 

[The Feline Solution]

It was weird, Josiah brought up his teachers and there was that eerie pause before the tone switch to, “YeS, chiyuld”. Dudes had issues since his childhood.

I haven't listened to J5 in a while but i love that part, Josiah struck a nerve there, big time. That unhinged "SHUT YOUR MOUTH!" roaring is one for the ages.

 

[Kela de Thaym]

I always wondered what was up with Fatty in Josiah 5. There are many thousands of other voice recordings of him and while he always sounds like a faggot he never had that John-Waters-Camp-Gay voice again. He really sounds like a fag caricature or a drag queen in J5, it's ridiculous.

Probably the voice he gets when he’s really pigmad about something, which makes it even more hilarious.

 

[Maude Snew]

They keep falling out of your mouth but they mean NOTHING.

What is a Patrick Tomlinson standup show, Alex?

 

[Judge Holden]

Does Pat have other accounts or is it spreading?

If by "it" you mean Nikkki's legs as three dozen black guys storm out the local taco bell clutching their stomachs and making a bee-line for her half-house then my answer is "well obviously nigga"

 

[rusty shackleford 1]

Probably the voice he gets when he’s really pigmad about something, which makes it even more hilarious.

And he thinks Ade was lying to herself and him when she said she’s never found him attractive. Those pregnancy hormones hit and she’d heard just about enough of his seething faggotry

“No sweet baby infant Ade child, your mouth is doing that thi-“
“Oh FUCK this I’m out”

 

[Butwhythough2]

I don't know how many judges know of Fatrick besides the one that ordered him to pay Quasi and the one who quashed his attempt to get a restraining order, but I hope one day to see a judge hand out a sentence and adjourn court with a hardy "enjoy prison"

 

[Kirtto]

And he thinks Ade was lying to herself and him when she said she’s never found him attractive.

What is the reason she gave to marry him btw then?

 

[rusty shackleford 1]

What is the reason she gave to marry him btw then?

Probably a couple of dumb midwestern high school/fresh outta high school sweethearts that rushed into things. I’d imagine she received more attention in college from more interesting people and it was always doomed to fail. She wouldn’t be the first dummy to get married because she was too polite to refuse a proposal.

 

[Orange Rhymer]

do yourself a favor and type in DLTIW on google and see what comes up

On Google-
1st - Fatrick's infamous Xeet came up.... "It's why I fight....family mantra.... sharpie in mom's ass...."
2nd- Hilarious Reddit post on r/Happy

3rd - OnA Forums (yay!)

On Startpage (diff search engine)
Detroit Metro airport. Over and over...

 

[Chef Red Pill]

And he thinks Ade was lying to herself and him when she said she’s never found him attractive. Those pregnancy hormones hit and she’d heard just about enough of his seething faggotry
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“No sweet baby infant Ade child, your mouth is doing that thi-“
“Oh FUCK this I’m out”

Rick would be the one to impregnate his wife whilst calling her child. He's a staunch defender of pedophilia. He also loves calling people "child" and "little one". This act wouldn't be out of character for him.