Lolcow KingCobraJFS / Josh Saunders - Amateur musician, YouTube Streamer, wandmaker, and self-proclaimed "sexy goth badboy". Perpetually circling the drain.

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Hennimore said:
Jord getting triggered by some dude with a brain tumor is fucking hilarious. That video responce he did was great, absolutely seething.
Also apparently Methica got drunk, fell into a lamp, cracked her head on it and then didn't respond to chat for awhile. Apparently everyone in her chat thought she was dead lol
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What I think is funny was Josh believing his YouTube videos is "Busting his ass" and calling the other guy lazy when half the time all he does is pout on camera and ask for donations.
 
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Hennimore said:
Also apparently Methica got drunk, fell into a lamp, cracked her head on it and then didn't respond to chat for awhile. Apparently everyone in her chat thought she was dead lol
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getting drunk and hurting yourself falling on shit kills a lot of people. That might be what takes her from us.
 
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Tetragrammaton said:
not even that but NAL is crazy as fuck so even if she was able to carry a baby there is no promises it would be able to survive one of her episodes. there is also the fact that the second there was even a hint of a baby cry on stream people would be calling CPS on them non stop. which means even if they did manage to have a kid it would most likely get taken away especially if anybody were to show up during one of NALs fits while cobes is passed out in the corner or whatever.
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What up Youtubes? My baby's crying because it's hungry and NAL had to throw out all of her boob milk because she helped me kill a bottle of vodka this morning. So today I'm going to come up with a baby food hack to shut it up. Now I used all of my regular cow milk to make a chocolate milk mead so I'm just going to pour some of it into this bottle. Then I'm going to take this hot dog from a food hack I did a couple of days ago and cut it up into little pieces. I figure this will work since most baby food is just regular food cut up into little bite sized pieces. Now that's done, I'm going to add this shot of Jack Daniels because I'm pretty sure that's what Ozzy's parents put in his baby bottles and look how he turned out. Whoooooooo! Finally I'm going to give this all a good shake and...

*knock knock knock*

God dammit! My trolls keep calling CPS on me because they can't stand how awesome of a dad I am! They're all jealous of me! They wish they could raise the next Ozzy Osborne! I talked to the CPS lady and she said I'm doing a great job! Now quit wasting everybody's time!
 
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TheTourist said:
unlikely, cigarettes are fire-safe since the 80s. Thanks Obama.
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Was it that early? I remember they rolled out the FSCs in Ohio back in the 00s in college and the new ones sucked in comparison.

I guess I don't really understand why we need to keep alcoholics and drug addicts from burning themselves to death at the expense of everyone else. But then again similar dipshits are why cool stuff like lawn darts or realistic toy guns were banned.
 
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TheTourist said:
We do it because we are burdened by our concern for eachother, even if it extends to those who are utterly incapable of appreciating or reciprocating.
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I don't like the idea of punishing people for the stupid actions of others but it's fair if innocent people or children might be impacted, it's not a child's fault a dumbass parent let them play with unsecured firearms for example. Let the stupid face the consequences whatever they may be and leave the innocent alone.

But back to Cobra, I like that Gothic goofball and would rescue him from a burning building. NAL, well...not exactly. I wouldn't want her to burn to death because that's pretty fucked but I wouldn't risk my hide trying to get her out of there.
 
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Bogliacci said:
New video responce going over an Isaac Butterfield video and I just cant get over how he can't say a basic bitch name like Isaac properly lmao.

"Eyezayik"

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Oh no, well Isaac is going to make at least 2 videos on cobra now. He's a pretty unfunny guy and all around weak cunt who makes anti SJW/anti woke vidoes in 2024 like we're still in 2014-15 because he can't/too lazy to come up with new ideas that gets clicks and views. Desperate for anything that will make him viral, having a youtube war with normie lolcow Cobra will be seen by him as a golden ticket.
I say Cobra is a normie lolcow because my sister, who does not follow lolcows at all beyond what I tell her sent me a viral video of him on instagram where he lists his ideal woman (alive, consenting, above 21, at least a 4 etc) that had hundreds of thousands of views. Now Isaac is a fucking normie whisperer, its his one great skill that even he doesn't seem to be aware of, its like he has a link to the hivemind but doesn't know it, so normie whisperer gets called out directly by a normie lolcow. We'll get quite a bit of entertainment from this, but alas as I said isaac is unfunny so its on cobra as the lolcow to provide the laughs.
 
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BlastMonk said:
Oh no, well Isaac is going to make at least 2 videos on cobra now. He's a pretty unfunny guy and all around weak cunt who makes anti SJW/anti woke vidoes in 2024 like we're still in 2014-15 because he can't/too lazy to come up with new ideas that gets clicks and views. Desperate for anything that will make him viral, having a youtube war with normie lolcow Cobra will be seen by him as a golden ticket.
I say Cobra is a normie lolcow because my sister, who does not follow lolcows at all beyond what I tell her sent me a viral video of him on instagram where he lists his ideal woman (alive, consenting, above 21, at least a 4 etc) that had hundreds of thousands of views. Now Isaac is a fucking normie whisperer, its his one great skill that even he doesn't seem to be aware of, its like he has a link to the hivemind but doesn't know it, so normie whisperer gets called out directly by a normie lolcow. We'll get quite a bit of entertainment from this, but alas as I said isaac is unfunny so its on cobra as the lolcow to provide the laughs.
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People who still get worked up about SJW shit are lame as hell. Having to pretend like Twitter matters and effects real life must be fucking miserable. Anyone with half an IQ point knows to just ignore that shit but Josh still gets worked up over it.
Reminds me of one of my favorite Cobra moments when that one YouTuber that he watches all the time and responds to made a video making fun of people with lisps and Josh immediately turned off the video and went "Nah that's bullshit doodt." It's the one time I've seen Josh come to the realization that someone might not view him as a gothic cowboy badass rockstar.
 
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BlastMonk said:
Oh no, well Isaac is going to make at least 2 videos on cobra now. He's a pretty unfunny guy and all around weak cunt who makes anti SJW/anti woke vidoes in 2024 like we're still in 2014-15 because he can't/too lazy to come up with new ideas that gets clicks and views. Desperate for anything that will make him viral, having a youtube war with normie lolcow Cobra will be seen by him as a golden ticket.
I say Cobra is a normie lolcow because my sister, who does not follow lolcows at all beyond what I tell her sent me a viral video of him on instagram where he lists his ideal woman (alive, consenting, above 21, at least a 4 etc) that had hundreds of thousands of views. Now Isaac is a fucking normie whisperer, its his one great skill that even he doesn't seem to be aware of, its like he has a link to the hivemind but doesn't know it, so normie whisperer gets called out directly by a normie lolcow. We'll get quite a bit of entertainment from this, but alas as I said isaac is unfunny so its on cobra as the lolcow to provide the laughs.
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Cobes used to react to his videos all the time, take a chill pill. Butterfield won't notice our boy.
 
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Get ready for Cobra to start on a random political tangent. You know one of these YouTubers he watche will say something and then next thing we know he’s ranting about ‘Don’t say gay’ and how herrs report was bias and senialty is ablistss
 
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Hennimore said:
People who still get worked up about SJW shit are lame as hell. Having to pretend like Twitter matters and effects real life must be fucking miserable. Anyone with half an IQ point knows to just ignore that shit but Josh still gets worked up over it.
Reminds me of one of my favorite Cobra moments when that one YouTuber that he watches all the time and responds to made a video making fun of people with lisps and Josh immediately turned off the video and went "Nah that's bullshit doodt." It's the one time I've seen Josh come to the realization that someone might not view him as a gothic cowboy badass rockstar.
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Along with boomers, men like cobes are the target audience for these culture war grifters these days.
 
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